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BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!

03 Dec 12 - 01:43 PM (#3446268)
Subject: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Little Hawk

Rudolph the Reindeer was tragically killed when he ran into a traffic light at a Santa Claus Parade in Richmond, Virginia. Thousands of horrified children saw Rudolph slowly expire before their very eyes.

Video here: The End of Rudolph


There are several photos, then a video. Scroll down to see film of the tragic end of Rudolph.


03 Dec 12 - 01:45 PM (#3446271)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Ed T

Was he drinking again (the red nose tells the tale).


03 Dec 12 - 01:48 PM (#3446275)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Little Hawk

Yeah, probably.


03 Dec 12 - 01:49 PM (#3446276)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jeri

The reindeer got run over by a grandma?
Payback's a bitch...


03 Dec 12 - 01:52 PM (#3446279)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jeri

Ok, I've seen it. There's no proof that grandma had anything to do with it. She also probably has an air-tight alibi.


03 Dec 12 - 01:56 PM (#3446284)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jack the Sailor

My cousin's wife recently posted a facebook meme saying that biologically, Santa's reindeer must all be female. The males have shed their antlers by November but the Females wait until spring. Christmas is not like it was.


03 Dec 12 - 01:57 PM (#3446286)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Little Hawk

Looks more like just a case of bad planning to me. I heard that a Great Root Bear perished in just this way in South Dakota a few years ago. Then there was the Ronald McDonald that went down in a drive-by shooting in Sacramento, and the giant inflatable Labatt's 50 Beer Can that got nailed by the Human Cannonball act at a country Fall Fair in London, Ontario. We need to establish better safety standards to protect our inflatable friends.


03 Dec 12 - 07:20 PM (#3446422)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: kendall

Good. Now maybe they will stop singing that awful song.


03 Dec 12 - 07:47 PM (#3446440)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: gnu

But, now that Rudy snuffed out, will Olive get a chance to lead the sleigh? I'll bet not! Glass ceiling or WHAT? It's terrible that does have been kept down in in the workshops and elsewhere while bucks are promoted just because of their facial features and the fact that they are dicks... ahhh... have dicks.

It's time for the doe deers of this world to unite and put the hooves to the establishment! Unionize and kick Santa in the clause and negotitae a better contract! Jolly elf my ass. Let's see him deal with a court writ on sexual discrimiantion! HO HO HO THAT motherfucker! Are you with me sisters and brothers?

BIG MICK! We got a union to organize!


03 Dec 12 - 07:57 PM (#3446448)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Bobert

Bad day for the Richmond Christmas parade... Not only did the dumb deer go down but the fruitcake float/balloon also lost a battle with a traffic light...

To many stoners involved in this year's parade...

B~


03 Dec 12 - 08:00 PM (#3446451)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Little Hawk

It's sad isn't it? Nothing this sad has happened in Richmond since early 1865.

In fact, I bet it's the damned Yankees that are behind this latest outrage!

;-)


03 Dec 12 - 09:29 PM (#3446481)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Rapparee

The reindeer who pull Santa's sleigh look nothing at all like the spike white-tail deer in the parade. Reindeer males (reindeer are domesticated caribou) lose their antlers throughout December and early January, females in the summer.

Shucks, I wouldn't waste powder or an arrow on that little bitty critter that was offed by the stoplight. If it WAS full grown it's genetically recessive, as it would have no antlers to speak of with which to engage other males and perpetuate its genes.


03 Dec 12 - 09:45 PM (#3446494)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: JohnInKansas

Despite rumors to the contrary, latest word is:

Read all about it: Pope has NOT canceled Christmas

John


03 Dec 12 - 09:49 PM (#3446498)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Rapparee

Dang, and here I wanted to bring back the Saturnalia. (That's a 404 link, by the way.)


03 Dec 12 - 09:58 PM (#3446500)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Joe Offer

I dunno, I think we may have to put Little Hawk on trial for blasphemy. First I saw that "Hail Chongo" thing, and now he's killed of Rudolph. Nest think we know, he's going to be talking blasphemy about Bill Shatner.

What has happened to "our" Little Hawk, who used to be such a stalwart supporter of Truth, Justice, and the Canadian Way?

-Joe-


03 Dec 12 - 11:39 PM (#3446537)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jack the Sailor

Blake Shelton and Larry The Cable Guy shot Rudolf tonight on Blake's Christmas special.

It has not been Rudolph's year.

But Gene Autry is still on the air singing that stupid song.


04 Dec 12 - 12:31 AM (#3446543)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Little Hawk

No! No! Not a blasphemy trial! I met a nasty end back in the 1500s that way when I had an incarnation in Spain.

What if I recant? ;-)


04 Dec 12 - 01:24 AM (#3446554)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jack the Sailor

I don't think that you recan.


04 Dec 12 - 01:42 AM (#3446558)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jack the Sailor

here is the crime!


04 Dec 12 - 01:58 AM (#3446564)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: GUEST

MALES????????With names of
DANCER
PRANCER
CUPID
VIXEN


Sincerely,
Gargoyle

What sort of Sugar Plum Fairy world do you live in?


04 Dec 12 - 02:09 AM (#3446567)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jack the Sailor

Donder, Blitzen and Rudolph seem male enough, but maybe a little too Aryan???

Heck, I didn't know female reindeer and caribou had antlers until I was nearly 40, and there were wild ones a hundred miles from my house.


04 Dec 12 - 03:01 AM (#3446577)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: skarpi

nobb can´t be , saw Rudolf just few hours ago ....with julelad ..


04 Dec 12 - 04:14 AM (#3446595)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jack the Sailor

LOL!! How and that be? Santa is Canadian! LOL


04 Dec 12 - 06:09 AM (#3446647)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Ed T

Santa is a snowbird?


04 Dec 12 - 06:15 AM (#3446650)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Ed T

The H0H 0H0 postal code is in Montreal?


Santa lives in Montreal?


04 Dec 12 - 06:18 AM (#3446652)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Ed T

If Santa lives in Montreal, could this be him?


Santa?


04 Dec 12 - 06:29 AM (#3446656)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jack the Sailor

The whole Rudolph story is so un-Canadian. The real Santa the Canadian one has a full compliment of running lights and landing lights. As per DoT aircraft regulations.


04 Dec 12 - 06:33 AM (#3446657)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Ed T

Stories from Santa, from Kamloops BC:

""One day, a young lad of about 12 came up to Santa and declared; "You're not real. You're just a big lie and I think you're a liar."

Time for some North Pole diplomacy.

"Son, you are entitled to your opinion of me and I'm sure you have your reasons for your assessment, but let me say that you look to me to be quite intelligent, so I'd like to give you something to think about," Santa recalled telling the pre-teen.""

Yes, my image is one based on a fable and my silly stories made up in my imagination but, you know what, son? They make people happy for this short season and, in a world of pain and misery for so many, I choose to think that that can't be a bad thing and I can't help but think you do."


The boy listened to him, Santa said, and his stern look softened, as he wished Santa a Merry Christmas"".



""Santa was sitting in a mall near a liquor store. He saw a man who, if he wasn't homeless was the next thing to it, go into the store day after day to buy a bottle. One day, the man stopped and asked if he could get his photo taken with Santa.

"Well, I looked at him and I said: 'Mikey — I knew his name because I'm Santa, of course — you've got a decision to make. You can go spend your money on something in a brown bag in that store or you can use it to get your picture taken with me.'

"He said he'd have the photo taken, so he paid for it and he stood beside me dressed in stained and tattered clothes. I told him to smile," Santa said.

"He said he couldn't because he didn't have many teeth. I told him smile or no photo. So, he smiled."When the picture was given to him, I tell you, he looked at it and it wasn't Mikey in his rags standing there. I could see the little boy Mikey had been before his life went wrong. It was magic.""


And, with those tales told, Santa smiled, winked — and then was gone.


04 Dec 12 - 06:38 AM (#3446659)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jack the Sailor

In his properly outfitted and well lit reindeer powered aircraft!














(nice stories Ed)


04 Dec 12 - 07:24 AM (#3446695)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: skarpi

in Icleand we have 13 Julelads ...:) ...

they come to town one by one thirteen days before Christmas ...


then we have their parents ...Gríla og Leppalúði ....

and the Christmascat ....Jólakötturinn ....you don´t want to meet up with him ....


:)


04 Dec 12 - 10:17 AM (#3446798)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Rapparee

Sant Nicolas used to visit us on December 6. He brough Schwartz Pieter with him and THAT dude you DID NOT want to fall afoul of, 'cause HE dealt with the bad boys and girls! Sant Nic filled the shoes of good kids with candy.


04 Dec 12 - 11:09 AM (#3446836)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Little Hawk

I've heard other stories about Santa's origin. I've heard that he was originally from Germany.

This is quite clear from the names of some of the reindeer. Donner and Blitzen, for example, mean Thunder and Lightning in German.

Unfortunately, Santa's Germanic origin has been denied by the English-speaking world ever since relations with the Germans took a nosedive in 1914. And that's not all! People in England were actually doing idiotic things like attacking Dachshunds after war broke out with Germany. Perfectly innocent little dogs were being abused in the streets of Londons by morons who couldn't think past their first kneejerk reaction to common national symbols.

It was tragic! But I digress...

Now, I have also heard that Santa Clauses are actually a separate species, a rare and very fierce primate that is found only in the remote wilderness of Lappland. Their proper name is...the Father Christmas


04 Dec 12 - 11:57 AM (#3446865)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: kendall

In my home town some people stopped buying bread from Derksen's bakery because his name sounded German. He was Danish!


04 Dec 12 - 12:11 PM (#3446878)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jack the Sailor

But yet they continued to by danishes from Snyders!



















Joke


04 Dec 12 - 12:17 PM (#3446881)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Ed T

Das Santa


04 Dec 12 - 12:22 PM (#3446887)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jack the Sailor

Skarpi, Christmas sounds like fun up there.


04 Dec 12 - 05:07 PM (#3447049)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: GUEST,Blandiver

Not a reindeer, but this is the most beautiful picture I've seen for a long while: Christmas card material!


04 Dec 12 - 05:33 PM (#3447061)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jack the Sailor

Yeah Blandiver, nothing says "Peace and Goodwill" like deer bones.


04 Dec 12 - 05:43 PM (#3447067)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: gnu

Sandy Clause lives on North Pole Mountain, Christmas Moutains, New Bruswick, Canada and runs the operations in the Canadian Arctic via SatLink. He only goes north to stay up on things after Caribou huntin season at his lodge in La Belle Province. Rudolph. Yeah...
deer steak and pancakes and maple slurpup.


04 Dec 12 - 06:08 PM (#3447072)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Ed T

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIzOY_ZG58A



BEAUTIFUL SÁMI FOLK MUSIC


04 Dec 12 - 07:11 PM (#3447103)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: GUEST,leeneia

Thanks for the link, Ed.

==========================
I wanna get back to the original topic of this thread - the supposed death of Rudolf.

It never ceases to amaze me that sometimes we love the logical and analytical. We watch I-don't-know-how-many versions of CSI. We read mysteries. There's even a play about Sherlock Holmes on in my town.

Yet let some malicious tabloid (The Daily Mail, Little Hawk!) start a rumor, and we believe every word. But let's consider the canon.

"When what to my wondering eyes should appear
but a miniature sleigh and 8 tiny reindeer."

Does that thing in the photos look like a TINY reindeer? No way! It's an obvious fake.

And then:

Rudolf, the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say, "It glows!"

Does that phantasm in the photo have a nose that glows? No, it does not. Its nose is some kind of polyplastic with a matte finish.

If we're going to adulate puzzlesolvers, let's do it all the time.

Rudolf is fine, everybody.


04 Dec 12 - 07:18 PM (#3447108)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Joe Offer

Thanks for that, leeneia. I'm much relieved. Just goes to show you the price you pay for believing that Little Hawk character. I started believing him when he was saying all that stuff about Bill Shatner, and I've just gone deeper, and deeper, and deeper....

It's hard on an innocent, trusting guy such as myself.

-Joe-


04 Dec 12 - 07:30 PM (#3447115)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: gnu

Ed...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIzOY_ZG58A

no work.

Shatner is real. REAL I TELL YOU!


04 Dec 12 - 07:30 PM (#3447116)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: MMario

I keep hearing that male reindeer shed their antlers in Noovember ; but I've SEEN male reindeer with intact antlers in late December...


04 Dec 12 - 07:31 PM (#3447117)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jack the Sailor

But there is still the Blake Shelton incident.


04 Dec 12 - 07:51 PM (#3447127)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Little Hawk

Yes! That's right. The Blake Shelton incident is deeply troubling. I've been experiencing something near to nervous collapse ever since hearing about it.


04 Dec 12 - 07:54 PM (#3447128)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Ed T

Sorry gnu. Proof that I am not infallable.


04 Dec 12 - 08:02 PM (#3447136)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Ed T

Here it is gnu, it does relate to the song link in the earlier post Lapland.


Finnish Lapland Santa


04 Dec 12 - 09:07 PM (#3447163)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: EBarnacle

Oh, the capriolinity of it all! Oh, the tragedy!


04 Dec 12 - 09:47 PM (#3447182)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Rapparee

If Rudolph's nose glows it must be from radioactivity. Does he eat yellowcake? Hang around nuclear power plants? Was he bitten by a radioactive spider and is really Spiderman?


05 Dec 12 - 03:59 AM (#3447268)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jack the Sailor

Spideerman!


05 Dec 12 - 09:26 AM (#3447397)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: GUEST,leeneia

Thanks for the link, Ed. What beautiful scenery and people.

Joe, thanks for responding. You're so much better company than some people, who, when faced with an intellectual and literary challenge, panic and start to babble about William Shatner.

Rap, Rudolf's nose can glow without being radioactive. It's just a form of natural variation. I, for one, have oily skin, and I had a shiny nose myself for many years.

Speaking of reindeer, when I was a little kid, I was baffled by this song:

Up on the housetop, reindeer paws -
out jumps good old Santa Claus -

I always wondered "What about their paws?" They bring them up and then say nothing more. Oh, the illogicality of adults!


05 Dec 12 - 09:51 AM (#3447410)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Rapparee

Nope, the song says "it glows." Oily skin would require an external light source. The glow has to be internal. Maybe Rudolph has batteries and if so, who changes them and how?


05 Dec 12 - 10:44 AM (#3447432)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Little Hawk

Reindeer don't have paws. They are hooved animals.


05 Dec 12 - 10:46 AM (#3447434)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: GUEST,leeneia

Rap, dear, it the song states, "You would even SAY it glows."

The difference between what people say and what actually is true is at the very heart of this discussion.

The original post linked to the Daily Mail. I believe the Daily Mail is the UK equivalant of the America's National Inquirer, the newspaper that claimed lollipops cure baldness. Does Canada have a paper like that? Or are Canadians too tasteful?


05 Dec 12 - 12:36 PM (#3447520)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jack the Sailor

Canadians have known about the lollipop cure for years. Look at Shatner.

Leena is right about the nose just being shiny and not having an internal light source. That is why Santa's Sleigh is constantly monitored for safety while in Canadian airspace and is required to have proper, functioning running lights and landing lights in accordance with Ministry of Transport air safety regulations.

Such erroneous claims in the song also lead to Mr Gene Autry not being able to perform in front of Canadian children without a scientist to explain these errors and the song and cartoon were never aired in Canada without a disclaimer about the danger of aircraft without proper running and landing lights.

Oddly enough, hockey playing racoons were considered perfectly OK for children. But that is for another thread.


05 Dec 12 - 12:56 PM (#3447537)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jack the Sailor

Also, I believe that Little Hawk may be having some fun with you all. Canadian children are not allowed to listen to that song without a printed sheet of the song lyrics including a definition of the word "pause" and of course a detailed illustrated description of reindeer feet.


05 Dec 12 - 03:04 PM (#3447620)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: gnu

Lappland? That is a simply a tourist business with actors. I am talkin bout the REAL Sandy Clause. I saw his cabin and saw him splittin firewood. He was stripped to the waist... just black CAF grunt issue boots (he was an F-101 Voodoo pilot - go figure, eh? - at CFB Chatham, NB and later flew choppers when they got rid of the Voodoos),red checked pants held up by suspenders and that silly hat. When he spotted us, he ran for his cabin and Dale floored it and made a cloud of dust! He then jammed the truck as far in the woods as he could and just in the Nicholas of time. Sandy cracked a few 303's down the road into the dust but we were out out the line of fire.

Jolly old elf my ass. That is one mean Good Ol Boy ya don't wanna mess wit sonny bubbles!

I figure he's got a grow-op onna go an that there ruse about toys for kiddies is a cover fer his real cash flow. I mean, he flies by night, right?


05 Dec 12 - 03:22 PM (#3447626)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jack the Sailor

Can you imagine how different the world would be if Santa Claus was a copyrighted character and not public domain?

Certainly Disney would own him by now.


05 Dec 12 - 03:35 PM (#3447633)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Ed T

I don't know gnu. Some parents may be fearful of letting your Santa (recollection) in the house, with little children in it. Sounds like an "adults only" version of "the jolly gent".

:)


05 Dec 12 - 04:29 PM (#3447662)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Little Hawk

I love your stories about Dale, gnu. It ought to be a TV show.


05 Dec 12 - 07:13 PM (#3447752)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: gnu

LH... you only read the ones on the old threads and in my PMs (and the odd one lately). The stuff I would never post on the net is far... ahhhh... far more unbelievable and it's all true. Like I said... no shit... that lad is hard enough ya could drive him inta solid ground. And, he is relatively "mild" since he became a daddy.

For anyone who is just now reading about Dale... I do not associate with such persons. He was a neighbour of mine and I had to live and let live. Get along or get gone, I always say. I sold my camps for various reasons and Dale was one of them.


06 Dec 12 - 12:42 AM (#3447863)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

"Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!"

Maybe Rapparee is a better shot that we thought!

GfS


06 Dec 12 - 04:24 AM (#3447900)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: gnu

Nah... he's got laser sights on his ack-ack.


06 Dec 12 - 11:04 AM (#3448043)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: leeneia

Hi, gnu. I'm intrigued by your observation that Santa had red-checked pants on. When I worked in a fabric store, I tried to convince customers that Santa costumes did not have to look exactly like the Santa in the Coke ads, but I was wasting my breath. They wanted the red jacket, the red pants, the black belt, the white trim...

Maybe there are regulations for Santa's suit, just as there are for his sleigh. If so, Santa was in mufti the day you saw him.

This is true: One day I read a book about the folkore of today's children. This gist was that today's (American) children feel affection for the Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny, even though most of them know they are not real. But they are intimidated by Santa. Santa is too big, too male, too hairy and has too much power.

From what gnu reports, the kids are spot on.


06 Dec 12 - 11:10 AM (#3448047)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jack the Sailor

The answer's not hard to explain
The answer is Saddam Houssein
Saddam Houssein had a list. Santa has a list.
Easter Bunny and Tooth fairy have
no conditions on their gifts.


06 Dec 12 - 12:09 PM (#3448098)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Little Hawk

Santa will end up like Saddam one day...condemned to death by hanging by a kangaroo court, for encouraging unregulated mass consumerism (a modern form of what is deemed to be terrorist activity) and hiding Weapons of Mass Destruction that imperil the whole world (Daisy BB Guns). This will be after he is hunted down hiding in a "spiderhole" at the North Pole, following a massive "Shock and Awe" military campaign in the polar region. The campaign will claim the lives of 138,000 Elves, 24,000 Inuit, 620,000 caribou and polar bears (collateral damage), and 13 Western Alliance soldiers killed by friendly fire. The remaining Elves will be incarcerated for some time at secret prisons in Lybia, Iraq, and newly-liberated Syria, where they will be tortured with electric prods, waterboarding, and German Shepherd dogs.

Democracy will finally be brought to Santa's Workshop!!! (well, what's left of it...)

Years later it will be revealed that the real reason for the invasion will have been strictly a financial one. Santa was not paying import duties and taxes on goods crossing the American border.


06 Dec 12 - 03:07 PM (#3448202)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jack the Sailor

You missed something crucial. Obviously Santa is working for the Chinese. Look at the crap he brings.


06 Dec 12 - 03:17 PM (#3448205)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Little Hawk

Aha! Good point. You are quite right. It is clear that the Chinese bought out Santa some time ago, perhaps as early as the end of the 1980s.


06 Dec 12 - 04:08 PM (#3448223)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: gnu

Innu! Innu! The Innu live in Northern La Belle Province. Yes, I know it's pedantic to some but Sandy's corporate HQs is in PQ so I would assume he would be found in an Innu spider hole. UnLESS US Intel indicates there are WMDs where they know they are not (so to speak) the Inuit are safe. Of course, that could never happen, right???

leeneia... Sandy was issued two workin, one steppin out when he was inducted in the RCAF. He ain't gonna wear steppin out when he's splittin wood! Geeze oh eh?


06 Dec 12 - 04:12 PM (#3448225)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Little Hawk

Right. First it was Eskimo. Then Inuit. Now it's Innu.

I wonder what it will be 20 years from now? ;-)


06 Dec 12 - 04:25 PM (#3448232)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Jack the Sailor

Was that las post Innuendo?


06 Dec 12 - 05:30 PM (#3448255)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Ed T

If this is accurate, he died in 2007. What you have been seeing is a double.


He died in 2007?


06 Dec 12 - 05:39 PM (#3448260)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Ed T

The 'True' Story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer


06 Dec 12 - 06:12 PM (#3448280)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: gnu

Then, there's this. Thanks buddy.


07 Dec 12 - 08:21 AM (#3448533)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: GUEST,Mad Jock

Any cheap venison burgers for sale???


07 Dec 12 - 11:06 AM (#3448623)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: GUEST,leeneia

"Sandy was issued two workin, one steppin out when he was inducted in the RCAF. He ain't gonna wear steppin out when he's splittin wood! Geeze oh eh?"

I see what you mean, gnu. (And how many people can claim that?) Sure, he wears his checked pants for working around the cottage at the North Pole. But does a real man wear red velveteen pants, even for stepping out?


07 Dec 12 - 12:13 PM (#3448684)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: gnu

leeneia... I kinda hate to be the one break this to you but, Sandy's a bear of a man, so to speak. Not that there is anything wrong with that. It's not like he's a pedophile, eh? I've heard rumours about Candy Claus too and it seems kinda suspicious s/he only came on the scene in 1849 and that was only in a book in which the odd couple, er, ahhh, oLd couple were not the Claus' but relatives in disguise.


07 Dec 12 - 06:59 PM (#3448969)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Little Hawk

There were rumours floating around about Eartha Kitt and Santa Claus for years.


07 Dec 12 - 07:02 PM (#3448975)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: GUEST,leeneia

Careful, guys. He's. Watching. You.


07 Dec 12 - 07:08 PM (#3448979)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: Little Hawk

Yes. Whooooo's been naughty or nice? Hmmm?


07 Dec 12 - 07:27 PM (#3448990)
Subject: RE: BS: Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!!!!
From: gnu

leeneia... who's he gonna tell? Besides, if he bangs out a few shells into a cloud of dust thinking he's gonna crack or even scare a couple of good ol boys, he's clearly losing it. We coulda told the RCMP about it but we plan to go back with a load a yer rock maple 8s and a bottle of Swish and have a bitch n' stitch. After Christmas, of course on accounta we figger he's busy about now. Plus, we are gonna bring OUR list of who's been naughty. Few people know Sandy was in the RCAF and trained at Camp X or that he packs a Sten and munitions on The Eve. This here Kringle (spelling?) guy is first on the list. He's been VERY naugthy. He might see four if he doesn't stand to.