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13 Feb 13 - 11:04 PM (#3479384) Subject: BS: Dachshunds running United Nations From: JennieG Did you know those smart dogs are going to be running the United Nations soon? it says so here I don't see why they shouldn't.....they are bright little fellers! |
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13 Feb 13 - 11:51 PM (#3479393) Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations From: JohnInKansas Maybe the recent article: Dognition uses brain-teasers to unlock mysteries of your dog's mind really reveals part of a secret plot to test advanced interogation techniques that would be specifically applicable to finding out the secrets of world leaders (?). [We can't talk about governments without a conspiracy theory, can we?] John |
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14 Feb 13 - 12:43 AM (#3479402) Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations From: GUEST Bfdk - come in please! |
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14 Feb 13 - 04:44 AM (#3479438) Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations From: John MacKenzie Running!!!! With those legs? |
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14 Feb 13 - 08:45 AM (#3479517) Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations From: Rapparee Let dachsies rule the world (they already think they do). It can't get any more messed up. |
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14 Feb 13 - 11:58 AM (#3479599) Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations From: Little Hawk Young Dachshunds (like young people) are very good runners. It's the older ones who often tend to get fat and lazy. A Dachshund UN is a brilliant idea. It would be filled with lively debate, camaraderie, much tail-wagging, and just be loads of fun for everyone. |
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14 Feb 13 - 04:49 PM (#3479719) Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations From: JennieG John, I left off an s when putting in the subject....I meant to write dachshunds, because there is one for each country! Our little dachshund friends would do a very good job of keeping the UN tension free and as LH says, it would certainly be fun. |
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14 Feb 13 - 04:49 PM (#3479721) Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations From: Ed T They do have their nose and ears "close to the ground". |
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14 Feb 13 - 05:19 PM (#3479735) Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations From: Little Hawk And they can "smell trouble" awfully well too. |
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15 Feb 13 - 04:31 AM (#3479882) Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations From: John MacKenzie Are you saying that dachshunds smell? My mother told me, that if your feet smell, and your nose runs; then you're upside down. |
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15 Feb 13 - 04:51 AM (#3479886) Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations From: David C. Carter Dachshunds have"everything close to the ground". |
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15 Feb 13 - 05:03 AM (#3479889) Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations From: John MacKenzie Reminds me of the old riddle. What's the difference between a costermionger, and a dachshund? A costermonger bawls out his wares in the street. A dachshund, weears out his balls on the street |
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15 Feb 13 - 05:10 AM (#3479891) Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations From: David C. Carter LOL Word on the street has it that they can't climbe stairs with an errection! And that's just the females! |
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15 Feb 13 - 07:04 AM (#3479926) Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations From: John MacKenzie DACHSHUNDS WITH ERECTIONS CAN'T CLIMB STAIRS by Les Barker Each night she's on the balcony He loves her from afar His soft, sad eyes are hypnotised She shines down like a star. His heart will break forever His kind can't have affairs For Dachshunds with erections... Can't climb stairs. His home's a humble bungalow And her's a penthouse flat He cannot go where she can go And that, they say. is that. He never can be near her Although she knows he cares For Dachshunds with erections... Can't climb stairs. You want to win a woman? Just be cool... be aloof The dog who doesn't hit the stairs Can make it to the roof. The dog who doesn't care Will be the dog who wins the day You'll never get to heaven... With your chopper in the way. The spirit soars, the body falls And heavy lies the heart That cries out with the pain of love Be still my broken part. How painful is the passion And painful the repairs For Dachshunds with erections Can't climb stairs. |
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15 Feb 13 - 09:58 AM (#3479990) Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations From: bfdk Who called? Dachshund UN, fine by me, I'm already ruled by them and have been for 20+ years ;-) Young Milloup's g-grandsire even took part in one of them UNs, and representing the USA, no less.. Maguire took part in Birmingham. Here he is again forging diplomatic relations, I'm sure, not sleeping as the text suggests! |
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15 Feb 13 - 05:03 PM (#3480142) Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations From: JennieG Maguire is a very handsome feller! |
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15 Feb 13 - 05:39 PM (#3480153) Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations From: number 6 Chihuahua's are objecting to this already. biLL |
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15 Feb 13 - 06:05 PM (#3480160) Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp It figgers. They object to pretty much everything. - Chongo |
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15 Feb 13 - 09:17 PM (#3480215) Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations From: olddude dang right, nothing smarter than a wiener dog .. I got three of em ... they outsmart me all the time ... |