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BS: Collective Nouns

05 Nov 99 - 08:51 PM (#132398)
Subject: Collective Nouns
From: Den

While playing a game of Trivial Persuit one night a good friend and I pondered on some strange collective nouns such as a murder of crows, a conspiracy of ravens and a gang of Elk. We came up with some of our own, and they are as follows:

A rash of hookers

A stagger of drunks

A clutch of wankers

So, can we come up with some more. Den


05 Nov 99 - 09:12 PM (#132407)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: sophocleese

I'm not thinking well this evening. I'll have a couple of drinks and see if that helps. In the meantime people who are interested might like to check out this place

http://biobase.dk/Embnetut/Personal/venereal.html

But don't do it if it will interfere with your coming up with your own terms.


06 Nov 99 - 04:14 AM (#132514)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: katlaughing

A litter of Mudders

A spawn of politicos

A variable of waves

A pi of engineers

A die (dice,for singular) of high-rollers

A fuss of budgets

A herd of roving cowboys

A creel of SUV's

A jeez, it's the middle of the night, what the haitch am I doing!?? Nice one, Den! Soph...I'll check it later, venereal???

kat


06 Nov 99 - 04:54 AM (#132524)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: bseed(charleskratz)

How about a bother of telemarketers?

a yee-haw of rednecks?

a fury of readheads?

a drool of banjo players?

a redundancy of quadruplets?

Here's a variation: take a collective noun and find a new appropriate use for it:

a herd of otiologists

a suite of tootsie rolls

a gaggle of censors

--seed


06 Nov 99 - 09:45 AM (#132544)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: MMario

hmmm --- I would think it would be more along the lines of an "insanity of Mudcats" or possibly and "addiction of 'catters" *g*

MMario


06 Nov 99 - 04:03 PM (#132649)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: Liz the Squeak

How about:

A collect of priests

A surplice of choirboys (never a problem in my choir, damn, damn, damn, mutter mutter mutter)

A giggle of schoolgirls

A shriek of teenagers

A grope of Italians (sorry, but they do!!)

A flock of wallpapers

A grunt of shop assistants

A guffaw of clowns

Well, it is still early and I'm still sober, besides there are so many fireworks going off here, it sounds like the Somme!!

LTS


06 Nov 99 - 05:14 PM (#132675)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: Lonesome EJ

I still think the only collective noun that efficiently describes a group of Mudcatters is a Cluster-Folk.uh-hilk hilk!


06 Nov 99 - 05:40 PM (#132682)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: Tony Burns

An arseblow of possums?


06 Nov 99 - 05:45 PM (#132683)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: Jeremiah McCaw

Real term, and my personal favourite:
"an exhaltation of larks"

speculation:
"a natter of secretaries"
"a courtesy of Canadians"


06 Nov 99 - 06:17 PM (#132696)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: MMario

another realterm....a vanity of peacocks


06 Nov 99 - 08:00 PM (#132727)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: Freddie Fox

How about a swarm of toddlers?

They do!!!


07 Nov 99 - 03:53 AM (#132786)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: Owlkat

a mope of teenagers

a drone of bagpipers

a wheeze of seniors

a yowl of cats

a herd of shoppers

a kvetch of mothers-in-law

a sneer of actors

a rant of ethnomusicologists

Next!


07 Nov 99 - 08:02 AM (#132810)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: Micca

A pick of Banjo players
An irritation of Bodhran players
Perhaps a pouch of Oposssums
A rhythm of Catholics
A doze of pensioners
A spill of drunks
An anathema of atheists
An eccentricity of Mudcatters or should that be a diversity


07 Nov 99 - 08:27 AM (#132813)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: Freddie Fox

A screech of fiddle players A reverberation of drummers A groan of bagpipers A twang of mandolin players A tootle of flautists

But what would be the proper word to describe those people who go to folk clubs, sing the same song every week, too slow, out of key, with their finger in their ears, and complain about the least deviation from the norm in everyone else's performance?

Please insert in following; A bore of....


07 Nov 99 - 06:20 PM (#132963)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: Liz the Squeak

A prayer of nuns

A pint of alcoholics

A tease of porn stars

An unfriendliness of traffic wardens

An ugliness of bouncers

A bounce of bras

A chain of sadomasachists

A gargle of dentists

Sorry still sober, and hating every minute of it....

LTS


07 Nov 99 - 08:18 PM (#133008)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: Caitrin

Freddie... Some of my friends in here and I developed the word for those people. Ick: (ick)n. A person who acts as though he or she appreciates music (generally for the purposes of appearances) but in all actuality has no soul. An ick also generally knows considerably less about music than he or she pretends to.


08 Nov 99 - 03:06 AM (#133121)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: Grubby

a pluck of harps


08 Nov 99 - 03:17 AM (#133123)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: bseed(charleskratz)

a collective of deacons (ya may have to be protestant to get that one)

a seminary of studs

a rant of talk show hosts

an ovary of hens

--seed


08 Nov 99 - 08:07 AM (#133152)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: AndyG

A bridge of sighs
A declaration of interests
An absence of facts
A cast of thousands
A portmanteau of words

AndyG


08 Nov 99 - 07:01 PM (#133406)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: Liz the Squeak

A gust of farts

A fondle of buttocks

A stroke of genius'

LTS


08 Nov 99 - 07:42 PM (#133424)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: bseed(charleskratz)

Squeak, you have a dirty mind. I like that in a woman.

--seed


08 Nov 99 - 07:56 PM (#133436)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: Brendy

A splurge of onomatopoeiacs?


08 Nov 99 - 08:15 PM (#133451)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: Brendy

A hatful of rabbits A death squad of taxmen, A crow of parliaments, A yeeeuck of semen


09 Nov 99 - 11:17 AM (#133684)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: Roger the skiffler

A sewerful of Harry Fox Associates


09 Nov 99 - 11:37 AM (#133688)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: Bert

A sorrow of songwriters


09 Nov 99 - 12:15 PM (#133694)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: Liz the Squeak

BSeed, you think the mind is dirty, you should see the feet!!

A slingback of shoe shops

A grunge of socks (for that disgusting pile of odd socks found at the bottom of any laundry hamper)

A lick of toes... (hee hee hee)

A dervish of disco daddies - we've all seen them, fathers dancing at discos, like windmills, feeling like John Travolta, looking like Mr Snuffleupagus, dressed like Oscar the Grouch....

LTS


09 Nov 99 - 11:31 PM (#133973)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: bseed(charleskratz)

I think its "a gush of onomatopoeia" and "a splurge of credit cards."

--seed


09 Nov 99 - 11:43 PM (#133977)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: Brendy

and there was me thinking that I had just invented a new class of ...iacs. It must be the old Irish humour!

Bren.


10 Nov 99 - 06:20 AM (#134031)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: AndyG

A cabal of acronyms
An amount of alliteration
A game of draughts
A verbing of nouns
A crack of knuckles

AndyG


10 Nov 99 - 07:47 AM (#134036)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From:

a sleaze of used car salesmen


10 Nov 99 - 12:01 PM (#134124)
Subject: RE: BS: Collective Nouns
From: Patrish(inactive)

a bucket of flowers a spot of dalmations a gobful of biscuits a handful of fingers