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BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???

23 Apr 13 - 08:24 PM (#3507999)
Subject: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Bobert

I donno???

This past weekend we were booked in a fairly decent hotel and seems that the last night was prom night and...

...what the hell is wrong with parents these days???

I mean, booking rooms for their kids in a motel for after-prom parties, or what-evers, is beyond my comprehension...

So these kids aren't content to just party in their rooms at 2:00 in the friggin' morning... No, they have to make as much noise in the hall of the hotel as they can with their screams and laughing and carryin' on???

What the hell is that about???

B~


23 Apr 13 - 08:28 PM (#3508004)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Elmore

Can we make abortion retroactive?


23 Apr 13 - 08:55 PM (#3508013)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Bill D

Those parents are young enough to have been part of the generation which included hippies, smoke-ins and the Pill. They KNOW what the kids will be doing. They have a limited idea about how to channel it, however. They should be required to post a VERY large bond to cover possible damage and other guests complaints.


23 Apr 13 - 08:57 PM (#3508015)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Jack the Sailor

If we are having Capital punishment for trivia I'm gonna start with teabaggers who can't spell in their signs.


23 Apr 13 - 09:00 PM (#3508016)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Bobert

Them too, JtS...

B~


24 Apr 13 - 05:57 AM (#3508103)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Backwoodsman

WTF is a 'teabagger'?
And you have the temerity to criticise the Brits for our use of our language! :-)


24 Apr 13 - 06:17 AM (#3508110)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: GUEST,Lavengro

Been in the same sort of situation more than once B. Personally I wouldn't want to go as far as euthanasia to resolve it.

But you know what, the people I get annoyed at are not the kids who haven't had the benefit of being taught boundaries or respect (and are a bit excited), or their ineffectual parents to who it would seem want to be buddies rather than parents? "What, your parents paid for the room? Wow they're soooo cool!"

It's the hotels who make group bookings for these kids and put them on mixed floors with other residents. They then compound error by not policing the noise levels. What you are paying for (and what they purport to provide) is a clean room and a nights sleep. If they can't manage that then get your cash back.


24 Apr 13 - 06:21 AM (#3508113)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Jim Carroll

"Can we make abortion retroactive?"
And can we make thugs who persecute pregnant women in order to remain in the nineteenth century equally retroactive.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-20321741
Jim Carroll


24 Apr 13 - 06:25 AM (#3508114)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Joe Offer

High schools here in the Sacramento are very good about controlling the conduct of students at graduation night festivities, often hosting chaperoned, all-night parties at locations where nobody is allowed in or out after the party has begun.

I don't know about problems after proms, but only one of my four kids went to a high school prom - as an anti-prom statement, he wore a (nice) black shirt and took his girlfriend's two-year-old daughter as his "date" to the prom. They were the hit of the prom, and their prom photo was very cute.

I work with high school kids in the church youth group. Most go to prom. They go out to dinner, then to the dance, and then home. A good number of kids, like mine, don't want to deal with the social pressure and pretentiousness of it all.

-Joe-


24 Apr 13 - 06:29 AM (#3508116)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: John MacKenzie

They've started having Proms here now. Another odd import.


24 Apr 13 - 07:29 AM (#3508130)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: kendall

First it was the plague....


24 Apr 13 - 07:36 AM (#3508134)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Steve Shaw

Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside
I do like to be beside the sea!
I do like to stroll upon the Prom, Prom, Prom!
Where the brass bands play:
"Tiddley-om-pom-pom!"
So just let me be beside the seaside
I'll be beside myself with glee
And there's lots of girls beside,
I should like to be beside
Beside the seaside!
Beside the sea!


24 Apr 13 - 07:57 AM (#3508142)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Jack the Sailor

http://aattp.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/anatomy-tea-bagger.jpg

Teabagger explained.


24 Apr 13 - 08:08 AM (#3508150)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Will Fly

If by a "Prom", you mean an end-of-term dance for pupils, then I've played one or two of those - for very, very well-off, "posh" teenagers.

They usually go OK, but there was one occasion, towards the end of the evening, when 3 or 4 very drunk kids came up on to the stage and made for the instruments, obviously intending to have a go. As if by magic, a couple of us appeared and held them gently by the arms, whispering quietly in their ears that, should one finger of theirs touch any of the instruments - however fleetingly - they would find their trousers round their ankles and their ties used as gags while we escorted them off the stage. That worked...

One of the teachers had the grace to apologise for them afterwards.


24 Apr 13 - 08:09 AM (#3508151)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Allan Conn

It is a bit easier in more rural areas. My son's prom finished about the back of 11pm (in the Cross Keys Hotel in Kelso) then they all went out of town to a barn on a farm and partied until 6am in the morning. Some went to the prom in limos and there was even one group of kids in a horse drawn carriage. Never had such a thing in my day but I suppose it is with watching all these American teen flicks!!


24 Apr 13 - 09:18 AM (#3508179)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Rapparee

I went to the prom in a friend's Simca -- with both ladies wearing "wide" prom skirts. It was, well, cozy -- and the car was waaaaaaaaay underpowered for four people.


24 Apr 13 - 09:49 AM (#3508185)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: GUEST,gillymor

My first car was a pokey little Simca. I loved it but fortuntely was able to borrow my Dad's Checker to drive to the prom.

The death penalty should be reserved for only those who bring a jet ski within one mile of a saltwater flat containing spooky redfish.


24 Apr 13 - 09:56 AM (#3508188)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Jack the Sailor

The death penalty should be reserved for only those who bring a jet ski within one mile of a saltwater flat containing spooky redfish.


You could shorten that...

The death penalty should be reserved for only those who bring a jet ski.


24 Apr 13 - 09:58 AM (#3508189)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: GUEST,gillymor

That's a little harsh, Jack. Maybe life without parole.


24 Apr 13 - 10:24 AM (#3508198)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Jack the Sailor

Jet skis owners, People with Harley's without mufflers, people with speakers pointing outside the car. At least make them all live together and listen to each other.


24 Apr 13 - 10:31 AM (#3508204)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Steve Shaw

Live and let live, eh, Jacko? After all, they're doing a lot less harm than people who drill untrue dogma into kids...

I was thinking of pointing my windscreen washer nipples outwards in order to squirt random pedestrians. Whaddya think?


24 Apr 13 - 10:50 AM (#3508209)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Jack the Sailor

Yeah, Steve, It is me that is picking the fight (provoking you? in your specific words?) with you and it is you that is upholding the reputation of the Mudcat. Thank you for setting us straight on that.


24 Apr 13 - 11:04 AM (#3508217)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: GUEST,gillymor

"I was thinking of pointing my windscreen washer nipples outwards in order to squirt random pedestrians."

Malicious pubic lactation.That should be another captial offence.
(Doesn't that leave a milky film on your windshield?)


24 Apr 13 - 11:10 AM (#3508222)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Jack the Sailor

gillymor, LOL! Respectfully, I think you and I have both given WAY too much attention to Steve Shaw's nipples.


24 Apr 13 - 11:40 AM (#3508235)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Pete Jennings

No need to alter the windscreen washers if you've got a car with headlamp washers. Just don't demonstrate how they work to the wife. Especially if she stands closer to get a better look. I'm talking really wet here...


24 Apr 13 - 12:08 PM (#3508242)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: JohnInKansas

A recent news article reports that during the recent recession the average net worth of those in the top 7% of incomes increased by 28%, while that of the remaining 93% decreased by 4%.

An article appearing about two days earlier, proclaimed that the "yuppie generation" (the ones we used to just call the "greedy bastards") are doing a much better job of balancing their work lives with their family responsibilities.

One might speculate that by "balancing work with family" they mean that the "yuppies" can (and do?) buy the spoiled little monsters any and every new "toy" they want enough to pitch a tantrum over?

John


24 Apr 13 - 02:00 PM (#3508292)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: GUEST

The OP sounds like some folk festival camp sites.


25 Apr 13 - 10:49 AM (#3508690)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Dave the Gnome

I'd go a step further. Simply the legal system no end.

For any crime whatsoever. First offense, be lenient. For very minor offenses a caution. For major stuff a short prison sentence. After all, anyone can make a mistake.

Second offense following any other crime, whether related to the first or not. Get Harsh. For a second parking offense, 30 days prison. For a second robbery at least 10 years. Etc. First time could have been a mistake. Second time is just plain stupid.

Third offense, whether related to the other two or not. Automatic death penalty. The first was a mistake. the second stupid. The third is just taking the piss.

Me, I am being very careful. I have one parking ticket and one speeding fine :-)

Cheers

DtG


25 Apr 13 - 11:14 AM (#3508704)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Pete Jennings

Bloody hell, Dave, I'd have been topped years ago for my third speeding ticket!!


25 Apr 13 - 11:56 AM (#3508721)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Jack the Sailor

Wow Dave! You make Catherine the Great look like Ghandi!


25 Apr 13 - 12:37 PM (#3508738)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: GUEST,Musket sans sailor seaman

Hallelujah!

Delighted to have read some of the above.

You see, I have a jet ski.   Three in fact.

What's more, I live in a civilised country where capital punishment is something we hear about when looking down on the ex colonies and other developing countries. What ho!


25 Apr 13 - 01:05 PM (#3508751)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: GUEST,gillymor

Off with your head!


25 Apr 13 - 01:13 PM (#3508753)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Jack the Sailor

How bout for humourless xenophobic stalking trolls?


25 Apr 13 - 02:18 PM (#3508778)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: GUEST,Musket sans sailor seaman

I am a troll and I live in a hole.

Capital punishment for those for whom losing credibility is always the fault of others?

For the rest of the world. Capital punishment for banjo players who don't remove their resonator in acoustic jamming sessions. Apart fromme cos I can't get the#$$!! $ thing off. Sorry.


25 Apr 13 - 07:51 PM (#3508916)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Steve Shaw

Malicious pubic lactation.

Blimey, gillymor. I don't know where your nipples are but mine are a bit higher up than that.


25 Apr 13 - 07:59 PM (#3508920)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: Bobert

Don't get me started on banjo players...

B;~)


25 Apr 13 - 08:09 PM (#3508921)
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Thoughts on Capital Punishment???
From: GUEST,gillymor

Yeah Steve, I suppose I was thinking of spraycocks.