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21 Jun 13 - 06:21 PM (#3528829) Subject: BS: An insult thread From: Larry The Radio Guy I just got this idea, and I thought it was such a great idea. (and if you don't agree, you have permission to give me the best insult you can think up). It's an 'insult thread'. I've been reading a few of the threads----the one on GMO's, the really long one on Obama, ---and even some of the music threads (especially the 'what is folk/traditional/etc' type threads). And amidst the thought provoking material comes all these personal comments geared to shame the person who expressed their opinion (calling them 'trolls' seems to be a favourite). So here's my idea. In any of these threads, when we feel that urge to insult a previous contributor, just go onto this thread, and put it here. Begin!..... |
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21 Jun 13 - 06:34 PM (#3528832) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST Fuck off. |
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21 Jun 13 - 06:38 PM (#3528834) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Bill D ummm... it's been done several times. People take it either too seriously, or not seriously enough.... and it's like herding cats to get them to cooperate. |
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21 Jun 13 - 06:54 PM (#3528840) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Rapparee I'd cooperate, but I usually just leave the thread, shaking my head about how sad it is that people actually believe that their opinions matter. |
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21 Jun 13 - 07:10 PM (#3528848) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Ed T What a supid F'n idea for a thread topic, fuck-head! What do you expect from site with a bunch of yesteryear, dried-up and brain-dead, string-struming, tamberine and drum-beating, swamp-singing folkies. The site and it's hang-oners are an insult to the entire concept of the internet. Stick your anal beads and flowers up your hindie, Radio-boy. |
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21 Jun 13 - 07:14 PM (#3528850) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: kendall Personal attacks are not allowed here! |
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21 Jun 13 - 07:15 PM (#3528851) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Larry The Radio Guy God, I was tempted to comliment Ed T on his great insult. I think I'm going to have trouble with this thread. But I know I'm learning from the best! How about: "Ed T, you're not very nice" (oh! now I feel so guilty) |
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21 Jun 13 - 07:21 PM (#3528854) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Ed T Oh darn, I forgot the with my insult :) |
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21 Jun 13 - 07:27 PM (#3528859) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Larry The Radio Guy I forgot the 'p' in compliment. What an idiot! (Hey, now we're insulting ourselves). |
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21 Jun 13 - 07:30 PM (#3528860) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: gnu Hmmmmm... ponders to set to thought me thinks. That's about as nasty as I care to get in participation in light of what I read between the blurry lines. But, if I had to respond regarding the GMO thread on which I have banned myself conditionally... Have youse NO fucking manners? Is that an insult? I mean, if it's an honest question rather than a genuine insult, does it even qualify to be on this thread. Your opinion on this matter is appreciated. I hope that doesn't offend in any way. I certainly never meant to offend or insult anyone other than transgressors of common decency. |
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21 Jun 13 - 07:43 PM (#3528863) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Ed T Oh, I am sorry Larry The Radio Guy. I mistakenly thought you were asking us to insult you. What a silly bunt I am.:) |
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21 Jun 13 - 08:03 PM (#3528865) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: kendall If it's understood that it's all in fun, it could be entertaining; if it's serious it could get deleted. |
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21 Jun 13 - 08:27 PM (#3528874) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Steve Shaw Twats. |
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21 Jun 13 - 08:32 PM (#3528876) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Tattie Bogle OMG, I've never ever been intentionally rude to anyone on Mudcat before, since my maxim is "never say anything you wouldn't say to anyone face-to-face" .....but since you ask......there are are a few over-opinionated testosterone-fuelled ratbags miles up their ain erses who have nothing better to do than sit around here hurling insults at each other while trying to score points off each other, spending all their lives staring at a computer screen and frenetically typing their next epistle to the Thessalonians or whoever might be daft enough to read it...and taking all the bait that's thrown back at them, the slimy eels that they are. They are the biggest turn-off ever. On Facebook I would unfriend them: here they get detraced! Whew, did I really say that? Back to good behaviour henceforward! |
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21 Jun 13 - 08:34 PM (#3528878) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Bobert I'll take a pass and keep my powder dry for other skirmishes... B~ |
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21 Jun 13 - 09:03 PM (#3528881) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Larry The Radio Guy "Have youse no fucking manners"? Yep, gnu. I'd characterize it as an insult if it were directed at me. If it were directed at somebody who I thought was rude? Heh heh. Who knows, eh? (See, I'm Canadian). How could we rephrase that so it really was a genuine question? How about: What you just said strikes me as rude. Was that your intention? Or "Do you see it that way?" But it certainly works for this thread! |
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21 Jun 13 - 09:54 PM (#3528894) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: gnu Whew! I thought it was clear in it's intent. At least someone understands it that way. From the PMs and emails, it seems few do not, except for the odd fellow Canuck. Now, I don't mean that as an insult eh? Just an observation. |
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21 Jun 13 - 10:15 PM (#3528897) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST Which part of 'fuck off' was difficult for you? |
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21 Jun 13 - 10:50 PM (#3528901) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST Oh, see the flooding thread. |
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22 Jun 13 - 12:32 AM (#3528916) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Yer all a buncha specist dupes...an embarrassment to both Nature and the Allmighty, who must be scratchin' his head at how badly his little experiment in handin' out Free Will has gone. Even if I was a dog, I would not want to be seen in yer company. You make the average loser look like the King of the World. What you are is proof positive that terminal stupidity just doesn't work fast enough! - Chongo |
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22 Jun 13 - 04:19 AM (#3528941) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Acorn4 I didn't realise this place had two village idiots - are they on a jobshare? |
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22 Jun 13 - 04:23 AM (#3528942) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Are you kiddin'? They do it for FREE! So don't worry...no one is tryin' to take yer job, Acorn4. - Chongo |
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22 Jun 13 - 06:06 AM (#3528957) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,Musket sans manners There is supposed to be one in every village. Mudcat appears to have a commune of the buggers. Anyway, what's the point of an insult thread until Goofus puts his tuppence worth in? No Goofus, no Sailor Boy, no bigoted Pharoh. Nothing here to insult. |
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22 Jun 13 - 06:39 AM (#3528967) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: akenaton An appearance from you on these pages Ian, is insult enough to all the membership. A pompous smartarse is always about as welcome as a fart in a space suit. I suggest you spend a little time trying to understand what "bigotry" is. "An unreasoning belief".....I dont think even my strongest opponents here can accuse me of being without reason. To base ones opinions on ethereal keywords like "equality" or "freedom"...seems completely unreasonable to me....and therefore, bigoted? |
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22 Jun 13 - 07:06 AM (#3528973) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Musket Bloody hell. The cap fitteth eh? Trap 6 - Akenaton 12/1. The best insult to date on this thread? Akenaton thinking his "strongest opponents" give him credit for having a reasoned approach. Are they all touchy buggers up in Och Aye The 'Noo Land? Or is it just Alex Salmond who rattles on about "equality" and "freedom"? Hang on, having to leave the study now. My greyhound, laid out on the fireside rug just farted. Must have guessed who the insults are aimed at. One down, two to go. |
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22 Jun 13 - 07:14 AM (#3528978) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Musket Oh, just for the record. Do try to distinguish between unreasoning and unreasonable, there's a good chap. Your approach is the former and your output the latter. |
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22 Jun 13 - 07:51 AM (#3528983) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,Triplane For an isult to be appreciated it has to be pure poetry as in Xmas Day in the Cookhouse. Im sorry for the threadcreep whoever they may be. "You're the man that stopped bacon from shrinking, By making the cook fry with Lux, And you wound up the cuckoo clock backwards, And now it goes'oo' fore it'cucks'. So thank you, and bless you, and blow you, You just take these curses from me, May your wife give you nothing for dinner, And then warm it up for your tea. Whatever you eat, may it always repeat Be it soup, fish, entree, or horse doovers, May blue bottles and flies descend from the skies And use your bald head for manoeuvres. May the patent expire on your evening dress shoes, May your Marcel waves all come uncurled, May your flannel shirt shrink up the back of your neck And expose your deceit to the world." |
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22 Jun 13 - 09:21 AM (#3528998) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Steve Shaw Gobshites. |
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22 Jun 13 - 10:18 AM (#3529022) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,Musket sans sport Anfield loiterers |
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22 Jun 13 - 10:21 AM (#3529026) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Steve Shaw Stuffed Owls |
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22 Jun 13 - 10:23 AM (#3529030) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,gillymor Atheist Religionistas! |
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22 Jun 13 - 11:03 AM (#3529043) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Steve Shaw Aaargh, that one cut me to the quick... Back to business then: Tossers |
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22 Jun 13 - 11:23 AM (#3529053) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: catspaw49 Yo! Dumbass! Yeah, you Larry the jackass guy.........Did you even bother to check to see if this was done before? Like Bill said, it has! It was stupid then and even more stupid now since this is the umpfuckinteenth time around! We don't need threads like this. What we need are fewer broke-dick mamalookas like you pissin' and moanin' about something or another and thinking you're cute. Take your lame-ass, fuckwit, self off to whatever rock jadrools like you crawl out from under and have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up! Is that clear enough Shit-for-Brains? Or has the incessant masturbation and drug use fried what little brains you might once have had and rendered you fuckin' null and void? Please don't think this a joke .... the joke is tiny size of your cock and balls which are amazingly and only marginally smaller than your brain. Spaw |
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22 Jun 13 - 12:09 PM (#3529070) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Larry The Radio Guy Well! I never! You say it's been done before? What an insult! I'm taking my thread and going home. |
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22 Jun 13 - 12:19 PM (#3529077) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,gillymor Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out. |
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22 Jun 13 - 01:00 PM (#3529092) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp That was brilliant, Catspawn, but ya left out the comma, see? I thought you was smarter than that, but I guess I was wrong...for the first time in livin' memory! Har! Har! Ya shoulda wrote it this way: "Is that clear enough, Shit-for-Brains?" (Note the comma. It goes right before the name of the dumbass yer addressin', see?) - Chongo |
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22 Jun 13 - 01:51 PM (#3529118) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,Jack Sprocket Larry, when you were born, they threw the wrong bit away. |
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22 Jun 13 - 02:42 PM (#3529133) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Larry The Radio Guy You boneheads! While you're so busy picking on me, do you know what Songwronger, Guest from Sanity, Bearded Bruce, and Henry Krinkle are getting away with? Don't let them spout their politically incorrect bullshit. They NEED you to put them in their place. Their survival depends on it! |
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22 Jun 13 - 03:10 PM (#3529140) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp I know exactly what yer up to, Larry. Yer tryin' to lure away the most contentious ravin' dumbasses and stuffed shirts on this entire forum and make 'em waste their time here when they could be wastin' their time on a political or a religious-connected thread. You probably been paid to do this! You figger to make 'em burn up all their energy and vitriol here so's they won't have enough of it left to put up a good fight on them other threads. What I want to know is...who is payin' you to do this? And how much does he offer per post? - Chongo p.s. Puzzled that you mentioned Henry Krinkle. I don't recall seein' him around here in ages. |
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22 Jun 13 - 03:36 PM (#3529152) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: gnu THANK DOG this thread is back on track! Fer a minute there, I thought it was just gonna be really real insulting. Such insultancy must be quelled at all costs. I applaud Spaw and say... release the drones! |
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22 Jun 13 - 06:07 PM (#3529185) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Ed T ""the joke is tiny size of your cock and balls which are amazingly and only marginally smaller than your brain."" I am surprised you recognize ""small"",from big, Spaw. It's a measure of ur relative experience :) |
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22 Jun 13 - 07:22 PM (#3529195) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Steve Shaw Larry, when you were born, they threw the wrong bit away. Nah, Jack. It was slightly after that, when he was circumcised. That's when they threw the wrong bit away. |
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22 Jun 13 - 07:23 PM (#3529196) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp What about his relative importance? The trouble is, there's no unit of measure small enough to measure that... Har! Har! ;-D Ook! Ook! - Chongo |
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22 Jun 13 - 08:47 PM (#3529220) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Q (Frank Staplin) Face like a week-old cowpie. |
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23 Jun 13 - 05:32 AM (#3529303) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: gnu I feel like a weak old cowpie. Great game! |
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23 Jun 13 - 06:17 AM (#3529308) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Tattie Bogle Not surprising when you talk such bullshit! |
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25 Jun 13 - 08:54 PM (#3530384) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Tattie Bogle Hey, whaddidido? Wheredidya all go, ya numpties! That was a joke! Do I have to spell it out for ye of little brain? I was enjoying it! Come back, come back! COW pie BULL shit Geddit? Oh well, suit yourselves...... |
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25 Jun 13 - 09:46 PM (#3530404) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: gnu I assume most understood, Sir Bogle. Perhaps they were just busy with other things? |
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25 Jun 13 - 09:47 PM (#3530406) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Little Hawk You think? |
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26 Jun 13 - 05:28 AM (#3530481) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Dave the Gnome Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. YOU EXCREMENT! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me. :D tG Courtesy of Monty Python (Who else?) |
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26 Jun 13 - 05:30 AM (#3530484) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: gnu I didn't come here to be insulted! |
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26 Jun 13 - 10:01 AM (#3530553) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Tattie Bogle Well I'll never get to be a mason - or a Sir - can't you horny beast of the outback have some respect and call me LADY Bogle! Little Hawk, go find some smelly old carrion to occupy your time. |
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26 Jun 13 - 10:25 AM (#3530561) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,Musket sans 70s time warp Nicholas Parsons To the lot of yer. Although nice to see Just a Minute getting a slot in the telly. |
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27 Jun 13 - 05:29 AM (#3530845) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: gnu A momentary lapse, m'Lady. I can't be held responsible for such after the sun is past the yardarm. Or before, for that matter. |
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27 Jun 13 - 10:59 AM (#3530976) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Little Hawk That was unkind and insensitive, Ed. Drop and give me forty! (pushups) |
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27 Jun 13 - 11:51 AM (#3530986) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Jack the Sailor "Have youse no fucking manners"? Its only and insult in the following area, Halifax to Victoria, St Catherines to Churchill. People outside those areas are not nearly as concerned about what others think of their manners. For instance, take Musket and Shaw. No please take them, take them to the re education camp in Sydney Mines, NS and teach them some real and true United Empire Loyalist manners. |
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27 Jun 13 - 11:56 AM (#3530988) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Little Hawk Tattie, I think you have me confused with the Dachshund. |
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27 Jun 13 - 11:57 AM (#3530989) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Jack the Sailor Larry, You are a flipping mainlander so you you don't know any better than to be the way you are. That's as much insult I have for you. But its enough. |
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27 Jun 13 - 12:19 PM (#3530996) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Larry The Radio Guy That hurts, Jack. Really hurts! |
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27 Jun 13 - 12:56 PM (#3531013) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: olddude Everyone here "go pound sand up yer arse youse city slickers bet ya don't even know how to sharpen a chain saw blade" :-) |
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27 Jun 13 - 01:05 PM (#3531015) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,Musket demonstrating success Hey Jack! Fuck off. |
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27 Jun 13 - 01:11 PM (#3531016) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Steve Shaw Wacko the knobhead. |
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27 Jun 13 - 01:53 PM (#3531027) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Little Hawk A lot of people don't know how to sharpen a chainsaw blade. |
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27 Jun 13 - 02:20 PM (#3531032) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: olddude city slickers, probably don't own a weiner dog either right LH :-) |
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27 Jun 13 - 02:21 PM (#3531033) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: olddude wiener dog .. but a weiner dog will do |
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27 Jun 13 - 02:31 PM (#3531037) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Little Hawk Yes, it's "wiener"...which means "someone from Vienna" or colloquially "sausage", "hot dog", etc. I have no idea what "weiner" means, assuming there even is such a word. |
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27 Jun 13 - 03:53 PM (#3531066) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Joe Offer You blasted blatterap, you! (My high school Greek teacher used to say that) |
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27 Jun 13 - 03:57 PM (#3531069) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: olddude They do that LH when they want under the blankets weiner dogs |
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27 Jun 13 - 05:08 PM (#3531096) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,Musket sans multiculturalism Weiner sounds vaguely Vienna based but you are on your own. I only come across the word your side of the pond. I don't sharpen chainsaw blades either, B&Q, so long as you avoid Sundays, sell new ones at a decent price. This is insults isn't it? Ok Bramall Lane. |
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27 Jun 13 - 05:29 PM (#3531103) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,leeneia Here are two insults I never posted. To a twerp on a thread about circumcision; "Have you ever read a book on sexual health, or do you just point and shoot?" To a self-righteous guy who claimed that the victims of the Moore, Oklahoma tornado were just whining about their fate. "John Doe sounds like a guidance counselor in a third-rate school." |
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29 Jun 13 - 05:31 PM (#3531875) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Tattie Bogle Hawks eat carrion, never ate a dachshund in my life. Do you have a brain between your ears? One more neurone and you'd have a synapse! |
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29 Jun 13 - 05:38 PM (#3531877) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Ed T Just pondering how one would actually be "unkind and insensitive" on an actual insult thread? I will have to think that one out:) |
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29 Jun 13 - 07:43 PM (#3531908) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Steve Shaw I dont think even my strongest opponents here can accuse me of being without reason. Well, I don't see myself as being anyone's "opponent" as 'tis the notions that one opposes. But I certainly oppose your illiberal notions of homophobia. They are, indeed, without reason. |
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29 Jun 13 - 07:51 PM (#3531911) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Don Firth Old Arab curse: "May a herd of wild camels defile the grave of your maternal grandmother!!" Heavy stuff. . . . Don Firth |
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29 Jun 13 - 10:13 PM (#3531936) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Ed T There is a poor chance of camels defiling anything or anyone where I live, global warming-climate change, or not. It has been much too wet for camels to thrive here in the last week or so. |
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29 Jun 13 - 10:29 PM (#3531938) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Don Firth Yeah, other than in the zoo, we don't see many camels around here, either. Don Firth |
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30 Jun 13 - 12:13 AM (#3531947) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Little Hawk One hump or two? |
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30 Jun 13 - 07:51 AM (#3532022) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Ed T ""Let me tell you bout Humphrey the Camel amblin' across the sands umm All the Nomads givin' him a great big hand He's a big ugly Mammal and he's very very hairy All the Shieks know he's a swinging Dromedary uhhuh oh yeah Talkin' bout Humphrey the Camel In the middle of the night by the light of an Arab moon They say that you can see him stompin' up and down the dunes He's a big raunchy cat but he swings right along Groovin' to the beat of a Nashville song uhhuh oh yeah Talkin' bout Humphrey the Camel Everybody digs Humphrey the Cammel come see Camel Humphrey the Camel But he's a body jumper a real hip humper talkin' bout Humphrey the Camel Down at the Oasis the Arabs were pickin' their dates They're goin' to a party out at the Sultan's place There's a camel named Camelia and Humphrey's gonna bring her One big drink and he's a seven day swinger uhhuh oh yeah Talkin' bout Humphrey the Camel (A penny Camel love call uuuh hyeah oh oh) Everybody digs Humphrey the Cammel... (Ooouuh hyeah I'd walk a mile for a ouh hyeah pick it Omar hyeah)"" |
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30 Jun 13 - 07:58 AM (#3532024) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Ed T Ghost Camels in the American Southwest |
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30 Jun 13 - 01:16 PM (#3532118) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Larry The Radio Guy You idiots! Don't you know that this is an insult thread, not a camel thread. |
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30 Jun 13 - 01:40 PM (#3532130) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll Aww...shut ye'r gob, you bloody wassock! Ye're as useless as a doorknob on a dead walrus, you stupid clot! - Olive Whatnoll |
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30 Jun 13 - 02:05 PM (#3532140) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Ed T Camel thread - never sewed with that type of fabric thread. Interesting? |
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30 Jun 13 - 02:15 PM (#3532147) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Ed T What's got you so all oiled up, Olive? Still a virgin, or have you turned to extra Virgin? Can't you tell the difference between an insult and an outsult? Have you just run out of "sults", pimento head? |
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30 Jun 13 - 02:16 PM (#3532149) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: gnu Camel hair? Google it. The ghost camel... VERY interesting read, Ed... thanks. |
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30 Jun 13 - 03:46 PM (#3532179) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll Pimento head??? Wot??? Cor!!! Ye're a thievin' wastrel, Ed, a disgrace to ye'r entire family, ye'r region and the 'ole nytion! If you was in reach, I'd thump you with me cast iron skillet, I would, and sic the dog on you to boot. We've got a bulldog now, Eddie and me. We got 'im to guard the pigeons wot Eddie is breedin'. We nymed 'im "Winston" because 'e reminds us of Winston Churchill back in the dys of the Blitz. If Winston ever saw you, 'e'd rip yer bloody trousers off. Olive Whatnoll |
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30 Jun 13 - 05:27 PM (#3532208) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Ed T Are your oil-skinned knickers sufficently oiled, Olive? If so, how do you keep them from slip'in off your Ascolano, Mrs Olive? It probably helps to keep your olive bush well pruned? |
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30 Jun 13 - 06:11 PM (#3532236) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,Bertie Lawless Good heavens! I've just realized after all these years what Olive Whatnoll really IS...and it took this thread to do it! She's an inslut!!!!!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! in-slut: The "in" part stands for inbred, insufferable, incompetent, incoherent, and inebriated. The slut part is self-explanatory. Aw-Ha! Ha! Ha! Christ! I have to tell Winston (not her bloody dog, but my old friend Winston Wellington-Jones) and the lads at the club about this. Olive Whatnoll, the city of Hull's official inslut. It's like being the village idiot, only it's a bit worse. |
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01 Jul 13 - 05:07 PM (#3532458) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: gnu The very BOTTOM of the page? What NOT a cluster fuck by you bunch of lazy sleeping currs! Inbred mongrels! Not a doggerel to be had? Your hounds do not hunt! They barely whimper and haven't the impetus to so much as wag a tail let alone a tongue... you sorry lot! WOOF! I say!... WOOF you all! while I raise my hind leg in your general direction. |
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01 Jul 13 - 09:44 PM (#3532563) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: olddude Youse caterwauling old goats .. stop bickering else I will send Huckleberry over with a jug of shine that will rot your inners |
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02 Jul 13 - 06:05 PM (#3532999) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll Bertie Lawless!!!!!!! You bloody fecking TOFF!!! You rotten, stinking upper class TWIT!!! You lot will die miserably when the Brit'ish working class rises loik they did in the French revolution! I will personally be there wif a meat cleaver to chop off your stupid 'ead, you witless toffy-fyced bastard!!! Olive Whatnoll |
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02 Jul 13 - 07:20 PM (#3533027) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: Ed T Cut it with the crude language, and leave Bertie be. She showed her metal in calling you out. What's up with your bad-assed attitude? Could you have an olive stuck up your "whathole" |
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02 Jul 13 - 11:15 PM (#3533082) Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll Shut yer cake 'ole, Ed, you stupid git! I'll 'ave you know that Bertie Lawless is a man. 'E's not much of a man, mind, but 'e is a man. 'E's a rich young toff wot 'angs around wif upper class wastrels loik 'imself, seducin' the domestic staff and buggerin' each other on the side, I wouldn't doubt. A bunch of flymin' perverts and idle rotters livin' on the backs of good workin' folk loik me and me 'usband Eddie, 'oo is fymous all over the Midlands because 'e weighs 55 and a half stone and is the largest sitting object in Great Britain. If Bertie Lawless dares to insult me, I will 'ave Eddie sit on 'im and that will be the end of Bertie Lawless! - Olive Whatnoll |