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13 May 97 - 08:17 PM (#5183) Subject: THE ROOSTER SONG From: PHINQUE770@AOL.COM I know: We had a gum tree no gum would it give. One day a rooster came into the yard He caught that gum tree right off its guard It's giving chicklets, just like it uster ever since that rooster came into the yard. Gas pump....Giving shell gas (or EGGSON) Moo cow.....Giving eggnog Does anyone know additional verses? |
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13 May 97 - 08:31 PM (#5184) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: Susan of DT See "The Rooster" in the DT, with 4 verses, some of which match yours. There are, of course, MANY verses |
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14 May 97 - 03:42 AM (#5201) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: Bill Howdy PHINQUE770, I know I've put in a lot of other verses at times, but the only other one that hit me immediately is in Rise Up Singing. We had a rooster, no love would he give. One day another rooster came into our yard and caught that rooster right off of his guard. He's laying hens now, just like he used to . . . Allinkausay, Bill |
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14 May 97 - 08:39 AM (#5203) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: Coralena This is another song but thought I'd share it. ////////////////////////////////////////////////////// There was a little rooster by the barnyard gate, And that little rooster was my playmate, And that little rooster went cockle doodle doo, Dee doodle, dee doodle, dee doodle dee doo. There was a little cow by the barnyard gate, And that little cow was my playmate, And that little cow went moo moo moo, And that little rooster went cockle doodle doo, Dee doodle, dee doodle, dee doodle dee doo. There was a little sheep by the barnyard gate, And that little sheep was my playmate, And that little sheep went bah bah bah, And that little cow went moo moo moo, And that little rooster went cockle doodle doo, Dee doodle, dee doodle, dee doodle dee doo. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////// You continue on adding animals: cat, dog, horse, pig, duck, etc. Don't know where it came from, it is another song my Daddy sang, my favorite as a small child and one kids still love. |
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18 May 97 - 05:24 PM (#5346) Subject: Lyr Add: THE ROOSTER SONG From: tilell I know a rather funny musical humor group called "Blue Kangaroo" does a version of the song. . . which goes as follows: We had a chicken, no eggs would she lay; We had a chicken, no eggs would she lay; My wife said "honey, we're losing money, because that chicken, she won't lay eggs." One day this rooster, came into our yard; He knocked that chicken, right offa her guard; She's laying eggs now, just like she youster, ever since that rooster, came into our yard. --- We had a moo-cow, no milk would she give; We had a moo cow, no milk would she give; My wife said "honey, we're losing money, because that moo-cow, she won't give milk." One day this rooster, came into our yard; (spoken) "Big rooster!" "Nah, small cow." He knocked that moo-cow, right offa her guard; (spoken) "What. . . did he use a stool for Christ's sake?" She's givin eggnog, in glass containers, ever since that rooster came into our yard. --- We had a oil well, no crude would it pump; We had a oil well, no crude would it pump; My wife said "Honey, we're losing money, because that oil well, it won't pump crude. One day this rooster, came into our yard; (spoken) "Man, I've heard of lubrication, but geez!" He knocked that oil well, right offa its guard; (spoken) "Yikes. . . some serious oil-working going on there." Now it's giving Shell gas, out by the gallon, ever since that rooster, came into our yard. --- (This one is a little off-color from a gay friend of mine, sorry) We had a rooster, he was a little bit gay; (spoken) "Cock-a-doodle-do you big stud" We had a rooster, he was a whole lot gay; My wife said "honey, we're losing money, because that rooster, he's. . . (spoken) well, he's living a different lifestyle." One day this sexy chicken, came into our yard; She knocked that rooster, right offa his guard; He's layin' hens now, and roosters too sir, ever since that chicken, came into our yard. there are, of course, as many different verses of this song as you can think up and/or sing. . . including ones where the rooster gets a bit homicidal and we get bacon and eggs out of the deal. . . |
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17 Jun 97 - 06:51 AM (#6967) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: jester@buncombe.main.nc.us here's a few more verses from my travels: we had a juke box, no rock would it play... it's playing HEN-Drix, just like it used'ta we had a Budhist Chef, no breakfast would he make... he's making Ommmm-lettes just like he used 'ta... |
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17 Jun 97 - 09:18 PM (#7000) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: Tilell GROANNNNNNN!!!!! Those are awful! (In the best way of course!) |
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25 Mar 02 - 03:11 AM (#675754) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: GUEST,Awesome Dude We had a shotgun, no shot it shot We had a shotgun, no shot it shot, Until that rooster, came into our yard, And caught that shotgun, completely off guard, We're having rooster, we never u'ster, Until that rooster, came into our yard (bagh, bagh, ..!) We're having rooster, like we never u'ster, Ever since that rooster, came into our yard! |
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25 Mar 02 - 03:14 AM (#675755) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: GUEST,Roosterbooster We had a strip-club, no strippers it had, we had a strip-club, no strippers it had, Until that rooster, came into our yard, and caught that strip-club, completely off-guard. We're having chicken-strips, we never u'ster.... |
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25 Mar 02 - 03:27 PM (#676064) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: alanabit Wasn't this a Jake Thackray song originally? Why not try a Google search? |
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25 Mar 02 - 11:20 PM (#676311) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: Janice in NJ We had a philosopher, no philosophy would she give, We had a philosopher, no philosophy would she give...., etc. One day that rooster came into our yard, And caught that philosopher completely off guard, She's an EGGS-istentialist, just like she used to, Ever since that rooster, came into our yard! |
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25 Mar 02 - 11:59 PM (#676336) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: Jon Freeman We had a search engine no use did it get We had a search engine no use did it get I said to Mudcat, this just ain't funny We're duplicating every day
And then an old rooster came into our yard Don't know if there is anything of use in the search BTW... Jon |
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29 Mar 02 - 04:47 PM (#679033) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: Janice in NJ We had an axman, no heads would he chop, We had an axman, no heads would he chop, etc... One day that rooster came into our yard, And caught that axman completely off guard, He's doing EGGS-ecutions now, just like he used to, Ever since that rooster, came into our yard!
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07 May 02 - 06:49 PM (#706306) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: GUEST,dave Jake Thackray did a song called 'The Bantam cock' if that is any help. A very amusing song of a feathered serial rapist! |
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07 May 02 - 09:47 PM (#706427) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: E.T. We had a garden, no plants would it grow.... It's growing EGGplant, just like it uster... Just one more? You're right, pretty far fetched, but Thanks Jon for keeping us on track! I LOVE the Eggistentialist.... |
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08 May 02 - 08:28 PM (#707061) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: Susanne (skw) Yes, I've heard The Bantam Cock. It is indeed about a feathered serial rapist, and I can't say I find it very amusing - but then us wimmin have this thing about rape ... |
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09 May 02 - 09:11 AM (#707333) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: GUEST,Bruce, Melbourne Australia From a version done by Roxanne & Dan Keding on their In Came That Rooster Albun (Traveler Records TRS 101) We had this chicken, no eggs would it lay. We had this chicken, no eggs would she lay. My Wife said Honey, his ain't funny. We loosin money, no eggs would she lay In came that rooster, right into our yard. He caught that chicken, right off of her guard. Chorus She's layin' eggs now, just like she uster, Ever since that rooster came into our yard. She's layin' eggs now, just like she uster Ever since that rooster cam into our yard. We had these singers, no songs would they sing We had these singers, no songs would they sing My wife said honey, this ain't funny. We're loosin money, no songs would they sing. In came that rooster, right into our yard. He caught those singers right off of their guard. Chorus They're singin' yolk songs, just like they uster, Ever since that rooster came into our yard. They're singin' yolk songs, just like they uster, Ever since that rooster came into our yard. |
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28 Sep 02 - 06:39 PM (#793177) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: GUEST,SteveR I found this page with a Google search for "since that rooster. I remembered hearing a funny song about a rooster in boy scouts 20+ years ago. I can say weekly I'll hear a phrase from that song, "since that rooster came into my yard", in my head but could not remember the rest of it. Thank you all for filling in the gaps my memory had lost. |
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28 Sep 02 - 08:10 PM (#793226) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: Leadfingers We had a tractor,it just wouln't go And then this rooster (with a tool kit) came into our yard It goes eggzactly the way it used to |
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27 Dec 02 - 02:31 PM (#854177) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: GUEST,Ebenezer Jake Thackray Died Today 27.12.02 RIP |
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25 Feb 03 - 10:40 PM (#898819) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: GUEST,Ken Highway had no off ramp, having eggzits. |
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26 Feb 03 - 02:57 AM (#898913) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: Seamus Kennedy Gum tree, no gum would it give, It's laying Chiclets (American chewing gum for you non-Yanks) in cardboard boxes. Vampire, no cape did he have, He's got his capon... Backhoe, no holes would it dig, It's eggscavating... Some construction workers no walls would the build, They're laying bricks now... Gas pump, no gaas would it give, It's laying Eggson in Shell containers... An elephant, no tusks would it grow. It's laying pool-balls of solid ivory.. A gay rooster who was awfully gay, He's laying hens now... Seamus |
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30 Oct 03 - 04:06 PM (#1044759) Subject: Lyr Add: THE BANTAM COCK (Jake Thackray) From: GUEST,Foghorn This is the song entitled THE BANTAM COCK by Jake Thackray He was a fine upstanding bantam cock, So brisk and stiff and spry, With a springy step and a jaunty plume, And a purposeful look in his eye; In his little black laughing eye there was. I took him to the coop and introduced him to Me seventeen wild-eyed hens. He upped and he tupped as a hero tups. He bowed to them all and then, He upped and he tupped 'em all again. And then upon the peace of me ducks and me geese He rudely did intrude. With a glazed eye and open mouth They bore him with fortitude, And a little bit of gratitude. He jumped me giggling guinea fowl. He thrust his attentions upon Me twenty hysterical turkeys and A visiting migrant swan, And the bantam thundered on, he did! He ravaged me fan-tailed pigeon And me lily-white columbine, And as I was locking up me budgerigar, He jumped me parrot from behind. She was sitting on me shoulder at the time! Then all of a sudden with a gasp and a wheeze, He clasped his wings to his head, Lay flat on the ground with his feet in the air. Me bantam cock lay dead, And the vultures circled overhead, they did. What a noble bird! What a champion cock! What a way to live and to die! I was digging him a grave to save his bones. From the hungry buzzards in the sky When the bantam opened up a sly little eye. Well, he gave me a wink and a terrible grin, The way that rapists do. He said, "You see them big daft buggers up there? They'll be down in a minute or two! They'll be down in a minute or two!" |
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31 Oct 03 - 12:44 AM (#1045068) Subject: RE: THE ROOSTER SONG From: LadyJean Marfie Shopmeyer came up with this one: We had an iguanna that didn't wanna We had an iguanna that didn't wanna. My wife said, "Honey, we're losing money!" We have an iguanna that doesn't wanna" One day a rooster came into our yard, Caught that iguanna, right off his guard He's leaping lizards, just like he useter ever since that rooster, etc. |
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17 Dec 04 - 06:23 PM (#1360029) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST,patzo we had a quarterback - no games would he make (2) My wife said: Honey, we're losing our money, because that quarterback wouldn't make any games. But one day tat rooster came into our yard and caught that quarterback right off of his quard He's making scrambles, just like he used to, since that rooster came into our yard. |
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15 Jan 05 - 05:23 PM (#1379637) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST,Jack |
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15 Jan 05 - 05:35 PM (#1379647) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST,Jack The final verse, as I heard it (back in the '60s) was: I had me an elephant, no tusk would it bear I had me an elephant, no tusk would it bear My wife said "Honey, we're losin' money." So I took the rooster I put him in the yard He caught that elephant right of of his guard (Big laugh from anticipating audience) My rooster DIED, but he died TRYING since I put him into the yard... (disolve into uproarious applause) |
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04 Sep 05 - 04:16 PM (#1556064) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST,Annunfalmawen These are the only lyrics I have ever heard. We had a hen, no eggs would she lay We had a hen, no eggs would she lay Until the rooster came on the farm He caught that hen out by the barn She's layin eggs now yes we've got eggs now Since the rooster came on the farm She's layin eggs now yes we've got eggs now Since the rooster came on the farm We had a cow no milk would she give We had a cow no milk would she give Until the rooster came on the farm And caught that cow out by the barn She's given eggnog yes we've got eggnog Since the rooster came on the farm Yes we've got eggnog, yes we've eggnog Since the rooster came on the farm We had a dog she wouldn't have no pups We had a dog she wouldn't have no pups Until the rooster came on the farm And caught that dog out by the barn We're havin bird dogs yes we've got bird dogs Since the rooster came on the farm Yes we've got bird dogs we're havin bird dogs Since the rooster came on the farm I had an aunt she wouldn't have no kids Had an aunt she wouldn't have no kids Until the rooster came on the farm And caught my aunt out by the barn We're havin fried chicken We're havin fried chicken Since the rooster came on the farm We're havin fried chicken We're havin fried chicken Since the rooster came on the farm The aunt part is my favorite I think it's funny! |
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05 Sep 05 - 04:30 AM (#1556391) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST,ray padgett at work!! We had a tractor it just wouldn't go We had a tractor it just wouldn't go So i said honey we're losing money our tractor won't go One day that rooster with a spanner crept into our yard (came onto) And caught that tractor right under its guard It goes exactly the way it used to Ever since that rooster crept into our yard |
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22 Apr 08 - 11:23 AM (#2322581) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST,Guest My uncle used to sing the dog verse as "she's givin' POOCHED EGGS, just like she usedter..." :) There was also a rhinoceros verse he he did; "We had a rhinoceros, no horn did it have...it's gettin' HORNY, just like it usedter..." |
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11 Jul 08 - 08:55 PM (#2387075) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST,GUEST: CodY im working at a girl scout camp nd this is def my fav song we sing. its amazing. dnt forget "we had a chinese shop, no food it gave (2) until that rooster came in our yard, he caught that chinese shop like totally off guard. we having egg rolls we never used 2 until that rooster came in our yard." |
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29 Aug 08 - 10:49 AM (#2425434) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST we had a garden but no marijuanna would it grow now its making chicken pot pie..... |
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29 Aug 08 - 02:10 PM (#2425682) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST,machree01 The Fureys & Davey Arthur sing The Rooster Song, from their 1980 album "The Sound of The Fureys & Davey Arthur". |
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23 Mar 09 - 12:07 AM (#2595056) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST There was a Brittney, that didn't have hair... There was a Brittney, that didn't have hair... Until that rooster... She's got Extensions... |
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28 May 09 - 09:33 AM (#2642712) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST,Treemb another verse: We had a toaster no toast would it give We had a toaster...etc. It's giving French toast just like she used to ever since that rooster came in our yard |
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05 Aug 09 - 03:31 PM (#2694318) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST you could do: we once had this scientist no science would she do etc. we have eggs-periments just like we used to ever since that rooster came into our yard |
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12 Aug 09 - 12:07 AM (#2698277) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST,lilrondon there was a plane no seats it had until that rooster came into our yard now we have cockpits that we never use to until that rooster came into our yard (bagh bagh bagh)i learned this at camp lol |
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12 Apr 10 - 11:52 PM (#2885312) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST Wife no kids she gave-- were having eggheads... Wall no doors she gave--- were having exits... Cow no milk she gave--- were having eggnog... Gas can no gas she gave--- were having exxon shotgun no shots she gave-- were having rooster |
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07 May 10 - 11:38 PM (#2902498) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST,M. Orin Just found this site......wonderful Grandad used to sing the rooster song, only like this: I love my rooster, my rooster loves me, I love my rooster by the cottonwood tree, my little rooster goes cockadoodle doo, dee-doodle-dee-doodle-dee-doodle de-do, I love my dog, my dog loves me, I love my dog by the cottonwood tree, my little dog goes ruff, ruff, my little goes cockadoodle doo, dee-doodle-dee-doodle-dee-doodle dee-do. and on, and on, untill the grand kids are ready to stop. |
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28 May 10 - 09:24 AM (#2915948) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST,griffraser I had a wife, no son would she bear..... .....We've got an egghead. We call him Brewster. Ever since that rooster came into our yard. |
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28 May 10 - 09:55 AM (#2915967) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: Tannywheeler Oh, dear. Used to be (1970s?'80s?) a woman in the San Antonio Irish Trad. music organization. Her name was Molly Bennett; her hubby was in the Air Force. She sang lots of different stuff, but often would get a certain glint in her eye & go at the ROOSTER SONG. Haven't heard it since her hubby got transferred to Colorado(how many yrs ago?)...deep sigh of contentment. Thanks very much. Tw |
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18 Jul 10 - 04:07 PM (#2947237) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST,Kenzi Buddhist chef- Ommmlets Garden- eggplants Highway- eggsits Scientist- eggsperiments |
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12 Jan 12 - 06:53 PM (#3289608) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST I am so glad I came across this page! My daddy used to sing this to all five of us kids most of our childhood. He passed long before I had children of my own so by the time I did I had forgotten most of the words. Now that I'm a "new" grandma I'm so happy that I'll be able to sing it to my granddaughter! |
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18 May 12 - 02:33 PM (#3352532) Subject: The Rooster Song From: GUEST,Tracy The Rooster Song We had some chickens No eggs would they lay We had some chickens No eggs would they lay Until that Rooster came in to the yard And knocked those chickens Right off their guard We're getting eggs now Just like we used to Ever since that Rooster Came into the yard There was a toaster - no toast would it toast We're getting Eggos Moo Cow - No milk would it give We're getting eggnog Vegetable Patch - no veggies would it give We're getting eggplant Gum Tree - No gum would it give We're getting chicklets Flamethrower - no flames would it throw We're getting hotwings Cool Guy - no girls could he get We're getting chicks now Ice Cream Man - no ice cream would he give We're getting drumsticks |
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06 Feb 14 - 03:11 PM (#3598930) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST,Lizzie I can't believe no one has said the one that was my favorite from camp!!! We had a waffle iron, no waffles would it give...she's making EGGOs just like she useter |
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24 Feb 14 - 02:19 PM (#3604456) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST Two verses that I didn't see (and might very well have overlooked): I had a movie theater, no movies it played... We're watching chick flicks I had a math book, no help it gave... We have eggs-amples Great camp song, thanks for the new verses! |
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03 Aug 18 - 03:38 AM (#3941198) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song From: GUEST The science nerds at camp always used to add these: We had an atom, no reactions did it have... now we’ve got Valence Shells We had a circuit, no resistance did it have... now we’ve got Ohm-lettes |