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Origins: Thais (Newman Levy)

12 Sep 14 - 09:30 PM (#3659795)
Subject: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: GUEST,sarahsez

Starting a new thread as this was mentioned in in a question about another song. Someone kindly posted the chords to Thais but I still don't know what the tune is.


13 Sep 14 - 12:47 PM (#3659905)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: GUEST,Arkie

Tune is supposed to be here. But I did not check to see if it played.

Thais


13 Sep 14 - 03:37 PM (#3659941)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: Bill D

The tune plays as a midi...it is close enough, though not 'exactly' what I use.


13 Sep 14 - 08:29 PM (#3660017)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: Joe_F

It is in _The New Song Fest_ -- words & music.


13 Sep 14 - 08:41 PM (#3660019)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: GUEST

thanks,all!


13 Sep 14 - 10:23 PM (#3660023)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: Don Firth

That's one I've done with considerable success. I learned it from Walt Robertson back sometime in the mid-1950s. In fact, I knew and sang the song before my wife and I saw the opera, and the song is a tidy encapsulation of the plot. Pretty much on the button. Mixed ending. Thais the Alexandrian "courtesan" saves her soul, but Athanael, the monk, loses his soul to lust.

But the midi-file, kinda stinks. The pitch changes up and down the staff are fairly accurate, but the tempo--every note value (length) is exactly the same!! Idiotic!

The best I can suggest is to see if you can find a copy of "The New Song Fest" compiled by Dick and Beth Best (crammed with all kinds of great songs, folk songs, camp songs, rounds, lotsa good stuff!) and check the tune there.

Failing that, it IS possible to salvage the tune as presented by the midi-file if you study the lyrics carefully, ignore the "four-square" timing, and ham it up a bunch. For example, do the line "I'll go to Alexandria and save her soul from Hell!" with a sort of lecherous glee.

The following verse when the monk is packing for the trip, sing it fast—his hormones are flowing and he's in a hurry!

And don't miss the double-meaning in the line, "Said he to Thais, 'Pardon me, although this job is hard on me….'"

In the next verse, when Thais responds, Walt (and I) sing her lines as if she's a complete ditz with a heavy Bronx accent.

I had the advantage of hearing it sung first by a guy (Walt) who as both an excellent singer and a fine actor. But I don't know if anyone has ever recorded it. I could go through it line-by-line, but I don't really have the time right know, and I don't want to cramp anybody else's creativity. My best advice would be to study the song line-by-line, and don't be afraid to ham it up!!

I wouldn't sing it at a church social. But I've sung it a fair amount in parties and at coffee houses, and most people simply take it as a funny, slightly bawdy song, and lots of people who sing it are not aware that the story is taken from Jules Massenet's opera. Thaïs.

Oh!! Note that her name is two syllables: "Tah-EES." I have heard a few people who sing it pronounce it "Thighs!" Oy!!

I've note that the people who seem to get the biggest bang out of it are opera fans who are familiar with the opera!

Play with it. Have fun!   

Don Firth


14 Sep 14 - 11:12 AM (#3660124)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: Gorgeous Gary

If you don't mind a CD with a bunch of SF/fantasy songs on it, Juanita Coulson covers "Thais" on her CD Past and Future Tense.

-- Gary


14 Sep 14 - 12:53 PM (#3660158)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: GUEST

Here it is, word for word and note for note exactly from "Song Fest" by Dick and Beth Best. The midi is also transcribed note by note from the above reference. Of course one wouldn't sing it exactly this way - every note exactly the same time value - but it does give the basic melody. I don't know if there's any definite version of this song - after all it's folk music, folks, so sing it any way you like.

Cheers, S. in Seattle


14 Sep 14 - 02:01 PM (#3660188)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: Stewart

That was me above (sans cookie).
Yes, I learned that song in college back in the late '50s. It was popular among the folk singers then, and we all learned it from "the old yellow songbook" - Song Fest by Best and Best. Years later I still remember every word from the thirteen bloody verses. The words were by Newman Levy from his book "Opera Guyed," 1923, Alfred A. Knopf. I don't know who put it to music, but it's certainly part of the folk tradition.

Cheers, S. in Seattle


11 May 20 - 10:53 PM (#4051900)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: Joe Offer

But is it an older tune that we should know? Where did the music come from?

Even Abby Sale didn't know.


13 May 20 - 11:34 AM (#4052251)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: Bill D

I have only ever heard one tune.... I can't even remember when I first heard it, but I sort of knew it before I moved east. When I visited the Wash DC area to attend the National Folk Festival.. then held at the Wolf Trap Farm Park in Virginia, near DC... I volunteered to help make sandwiches and such for the performers, and thus got a 'badge' to have access to the area under the stage where performers wandered about.

Thus, I was hanging out near a passageway when Jon Eberhart, a founder of FSGW, and Jon Bartlett of British Columbia (on the program and who had sometimes posted here at Mudcat) somehow got up on a tiny, low stage and started singing Thais. They had gotten thru maybe a third of it when Helen Schneyer, she of more wonderful songs than I can list, came down the passageway, almost clanking with her turquoise jewelry.
   She came by... stopped... turned and stared at them for about 3-4 seconds, and said "Oh my God... they BOTH know it!".. and clanked
away.

   Since then, I have sung the thing 3-4 times for one event or another.... sometimes forgetting the last verse. The last time was 'about' 3 years ago at the monthly open sing.
   They never missed a word


12 Oct 23 - 04:34 PM (#4183532)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: Catamariner

Composer Newman Levy 1888-1966, wrote "Thaïs" as a parody on the opera Thaïs by Jules Massenet, for his 1923 book "Opera Guyed."


12 Oct 23 - 04:34 PM (#4188011)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: Catamariner

Composer Newman Levy 1888-1966, wrote "Thaïs" as a parody on the opera Thaïs by Jules Massenet, for his 1923 book "Opera Guyed."


12 Oct 23 - 04:40 PM (#4188012)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: Catamariner

Whoops sorry, the tune appeared with the words in Ed Cray's Bawdy Ballads (publ. 1955). There may have been an earlier instance of the tune, but I have not yet found it.


12 Oct 23 - 04:40 PM (#4183534)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: Catamariner

Whoops sorry, the tune appeared with the words in Ed Cray's Bawdy Ballads (publ. 1955). There may have been an earlier instance of the tune, but I have not yet found it.


12 Oct 23 - 05:28 PM (#4183536)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: GerryM

I find it amusing that the phrase, "in a manner rather rude," turns up in both Thaïs and in Pretty Boy Floyd.


12 Oct 23 - 05:28 PM (#4188013)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: GerryM

I find it amusing that the phrase, "in a manner rather rude," turns up in both Thaïs and in Pretty Boy Floyd.


12 Oct 23 - 08:32 PM (#4188010)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: GUEST,Jon Bartlett

Bill D. remembers it right! It was the US Bicentennial and I was one of the 'gifts' (ha, ha) that Canada sent. Singing with Eberhart was wonderful and with Helen and her daughter even better.

Jon Bartlett


13 May 25 - 06:10 PM (#4222498)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: GUEST,Abby Sale

Catch me sometime in some folk(ish) Zoom song room; I'll sing it for you.

I learned it about 1958 in a Philadelphia coffeehouse. Sung I think by local folk "star" Joe....?Abramson. I've only heard one other tune but it was kinda singsongy. No clue where either came from.

I go to the fsgw group monthly and a few others. Unfortunately, I can rarely get to the Mudcap group or here, come to that.

I can be found at FB under my secret alias, Abby Sale.


13 May 25 - 10:53 PM (#4222509)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: GerryM

Thaïs has been done (at least) twice at the Mudcat Zoom singaround, first on 17/18 May 2021, then again on 13/14 May 2024. So, we're due for an encore in May of 2027. I may even have a record of who sang it, but perhaps the singer would prefer to remain anonymous.


03 Jul 25 - 06:33 PM (#4225093)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: Catamariner

Just did it for Abby :-)

Got my tune from a recording of Juanita Coulson doing it, but it's pretty much the same tune as in Miriam Berg collection, which *she* got from Teton Tea song nights in Berkeley: http://folksongcollector.com/thais.html

--Heather


04 Jul 25 - 05:32 AM (#4225112)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: Jack Campin

The famous tune from "Thais" is the "Meditation", is that it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=718UdiQh0CQ


05 Jul 25 - 01:00 AM (#4225166)
Subject: ADD:Thais, 'Voila donc la terrible cite'(Massenet)
From: Joe Offer

Not "Meditation," Jack, but it was the lead I wanted. The text of Newman Levy's "Thais" is related to the aria "Voila donc la terrible cite"
https://www.opera-arias.com/massenet/thais/voila-donc-la-terrible-cite/

Voila donc la terrible cite
(Composer: Jules Massenet)

Voilà donc la terrible cité!
Alexandrie! Alexandrie!
Où je suis né dans le péché;
L'air brillant où j'ai respiré
L'affreux parfum de la luxure!
Voilà la mer voluptueuse
Où j'écoutais chanter la sirène aux yeux d'or!
Oui, voilà mon berceau selon la chair,
Alexandrie! O ma patrie!
Mon berceau, ma patrie!
De ton amour, j'ai détourné mon coeur.
Pour ta richesse, je te hais!
Pour ta science et ta beauté, je te hais! Je te hais!
Et maintenant je te maudis
Comme un temple hanté par les esprits impurs!
Venez! Anges du ciel! Souffles de Dieu!
Parfumez, du battement de vos ailes,
L'air corrompu qui va m'environner! Venez!

from Google Translate:

So this is the terrible city!
Alexandria! Alexandria!
Where I was born in sin;
The brilliant air where I breathed
The dreadful scent of lust!
This is the voluptuous sea
Where I listened to the golden-eyed siren sing!
Yes, this is my cradle according to the flesh,
Alexandria! O my homeland!
My cradle, my homeland!
From your love, I have turned my heart away.
For your wealth, I hate you!
For your knowledge and your beauty, I hate you! I hate you!
And now I curse you
Like a temple haunted by impure spirits!
Come! Angels of heaven! Breaths of God!
Perfume, with the beat of your wings,
The corrupted air that will surround me! Come!


And from the Digital Tradition:

THAIS
(Newman Levy)

One time in Alexandria, in wicked Alexandria
Where nights were wild with revelry and life was but a game,
There lived, so the report is, an adventuress and courtesan
The pride of Alexandria, and Thais was her name.
(Break: Naughty Lady of Shady Lane)

Nearby, in peace and piety, avoiding all society
There dwelt a band of holy men who'd made their refuge there,
And in the desert's solitude, they spurned all earthly folly to
Devote their lives to holy works, to fasting and to prayer.
(Break: Break, oh Mighty Fortress)

Now one monk whom I solely mention of this band of holy men
Was known as Athaneal, he was famous near and far.
At fasting bouts and prayer, with him, none other could compare with him,
At plain and fancy praying he could do the course in par.
(Break:God of our Fathers)

One day while sleeping heavily, from wresting with the Devil he
Had gone to bed exhausted, though the sun was shining still
He had a vision Freudian, and though he was annoyed, he an-
Alyzed it in the well-known style of Doctors Jung and Brill.
(Break:Dr. Freud)

He dreamed of Alexandria, of wicked Alexandria.
A crowd of men was cheering in a manner rather rude.
And Athaneal glancing there at THAIS, who was dancing there
Observed her do the shimmy, in what artists call The Nude!
(Break: Samson and Delilah)

Said he,"This dream fantastical disturbs my thoughts monastical,
Some unsuppressed desire, I fear, has found my monkish cell.
I blushed up to the hat o' me to view that girl's anatomy
I'll go to Alexandria and save her soul from Hell!"
(Break: Onward Christian Soldiers)

So, pausing not to wonder where he'd put his winter underwear
He quickly packed his evening clothes, a toothbrush and a vest
To guard against exposure he threw in some woolen hosiery
And bidding all the boys Adieu, he started on his quest.
(Break: Happy Wanderer)

The monk, though warned and fortified was deeply shocked and mortified,
To find, on his arrival, wild debauchery in sway.
While some were in a stupor, sent by booze of more than two percent,
The rest were all behaving in a most immoral way.
(Break: Passengers Will Please Refrain)

Said he to Thais, "Pardon me. Although this job is hard on me,
I've got to put you straight to what I came out hear to tell:
What's all this boozin' gettin' you? Cut out this pie-eyed retinue,
Let's hit the road together, kid, and save you soul from Hell!"
(Break: Onward Christian Soldiers)

Although this bold admonishment caused Thais some astonishment,
She quickly answered,"Say! You said a heaping mouthful, Bo!
This burg's a frost, I'm telling you. The brand of hooch they're
selling you
Ain't like the stuff you used to get, so let's pack up and go!"
(Break: Blowing in the Wind)

So off from Alexandria, from wicked Alexandria
Across the desert sands they go, beneath the burning sun.
Till Thais, parched and sweltering, finds refuge in the sheltering
Seclusion of a convent in the habit of a nun.
(Break: Dominique)

And now the monk is terrified to find his fears are verified
His holy vows of chastity have cracked beneath the strain!
Like one who has a jag on, he cries out in grief and agony
"I'd sell my soul to see her do the shimmy once again!"
(Break: Snake Dance)

Alas! His pleadings amorous, though passionate and clamorous
Have come too late. The courtesan has danced her final dance.
Said he,"Now that's a joke on me, for that there dame to croak on me,
I never should have passed her up the time I had a chance!"

NOTE: Breaks are instrumental breaks as performed by Nick Krukovsky.
Copyright Newman Levy 1923
@ballad @religion @drink
filename[ THAISALX
RG


05 Jul 25 - 01:03 AM (#4225167)
Subject: Origins: Thais: 'One Time in Alexandria...'
From: Joe Offer

Stewart Hendrickson of Seattle has a good article here:
https://pnwfolklore.org/wp-nwhoot/index.php/2018/11/22/newman-levy-barrister-bard-by-stewart-hendrickson/

When I was a student at Pomona College (Claremont, CA) in the late 1950s, folk music was just appearing on the scene. A classmate of mine was a little unusual since he was one of the few students who had a beard, sang folk songs and played guitar. One of the songs he sang was Thais, a five-minute humorous synopsis of the opera with witty verses and clever rhymes. With thirteen verses, it is an epic poem set to music.

THAIS

One time in Alexandria,
in wicked Alexandria,
Where nights were wild with revelry,
and life was but a game.
There lived, so the report is,
an adventuress and courtesan,
The pride of Alexandria,
and Thais was her name.

more verses and tune here

I learned this song from Song Fest, “the old yellow songbook,” which was a popular source of folk songs for group singing – sort of like Rise Up Singing is today. My two surviving copies are well worn with the covers mostly gone. Lyrics and music were given for each song, but never the source or author.

Some years ago while driving through Death Valley (an appropriate locale for this song), I thought of this song, which I hadn’t sung in many years. Much to my astonishment, I knew all the words even though I had never attempted to memorize it – I always sang it from the book. All I had to do was to put the lines in the right order and I had the whole song, all thirteen verses!

When I sang this song again in public, someone asked me who wrote it. I hadn’t the faintest idea. With my curiosity piqued, I did a little research. The author turned out to be Newman Levy.

Newman Levy (1888–1966) was an interesting man who lived a double life. He was an Assistant District Attorney of New York City, a trial lawyer, and a writer of light verse who loved opera and theater. His father, a highly successful lawyer, insisted that his son become a lawyer, but Newman really wanted to become a writer, lyricist, and a musician like his cousin Richard Rogers. In fact he studied music composition with Deems Taylor and composed musicals as a college undergraduate before going to law school.

In the course of a successful law career, he also became a writer of light verse for the New Yorker, the Saturday Evening Post and other popular magazines of the early 20th century. He published several books of light verse including Opera Guyed, Theatre Guyed, Saturday to Monday, Gay But Wistful, and in 1958, an autobiography, My Double Life – Adventures in Law & Letters.

Quoting from My Double Life: “I awoke one morning with four lines of verse jingling in my head:

Jack Spink was fond of drink,
His wife, she liked to eat.
For eats is eats and wets is wets,
And never the twain shall meet.

It was not precisely KubIa Khan, which I believe was composed under somewhat similar circumstances, but Bob Sherwood at Life paid me five dollars for it. This experience opened up new and alluring possibilities. If I could train my subconscious to work while I slept I could practice law in the daytime and turn out deathless literature at night -a most enchanting prospect.”

Poets will be happy to know from his verse that it is possible to rhyme “quite merry at” with “proletariat,” and “career” with “brassiere.”

Thais was one of the epic poems in Opera Guyed, his best-known book. This book is a delightful collection of humorous poems describing the stories of many operas in terms that the average guy could understand (“Guyed”).

Another song came from his poem about the opera Carmen set to the tune of the song El Paso.

CARMEN

In Spain, where the courtly Castilian hidalgo
Twangs lightly each night his romantic guitar,
Where the castanets clink on the gay piazetta
And strains of fandangoes are heard from afar;
There lived, I am told, a bold hussy named Carmen
A pampered young vamp full of devil and guile.
Cigarette and cigar men were smitten with Carmen;
From near and from far men were caught with her smile.

more verses and tune here

Theater Guyed is a similar collection of poems about famous plays, including Oedipus Rex,

OEDIPUS REX

List to the story of Oedipus Rex,
Poor little, misunderstood little Oedipus,
Victim of sad maladjustment of sex,
Poor little Oedipus Rex.

When Oedipus was but a babe,
(So runs the tale historical),
His doting dad betook the lad
(A custom that those ancients had)
To interview the oracle.

more verses and tune here

Rain, the story by W. Somerset Maugham of Sadie Thompson and the missionary, Reverend Davidson,

RAIN

On the isle of Pago Pago,
land of palm trees, rice and sago,
Where the Chinaman and Dago
dwell with natives dusky hued,
Lived a dissolute and shady,
bold adventuress named Sadie,
Sadie Thompson was the lady,
and the life she lived was lewd.

more verses and tune here

and The Three Sisters Karamazov.

THE THREE CHERRY SISTERS KARAMAZOV

His name was Boris Makaloff
Alexis Gregor Mackaloff,
His neighbors called him Grisha
In their quaintly Russian style.
His life was sad but lecherous
Mid landscape bleak and treacherous
Where Nevsky Prospekt pleases
And only man is vile.

more verses and tune here

If you want the full text of these and other songs from his poems, and the music that I have set them to, you can look here.

Newman is said to have replied to George Gershwin’s question “I wonder if my music will be played a hundred years from now?” with the answer, “Yes, if you’re around to play it!” Quite a wit, he deserves to be better known to a later generation.


05 Jul 25 - 01:07 AM (#4225168)
Subject: ADD: Thais (Newman Levy)
From: Joe Offer

This transcription is by Stewart Hendrickson of Seattle, one of the most astute folk music researchers I know (and he gave me a great tour of Seattle a few years back).
https://www.stewarthendrickson.com/songs/Thais.html

 

THAIS — Lyrics by Newman Levy in Opera Guyed,
1923, Alfred A. Knopf; music, anon.

One time in Alexandria, in wicked Alexandria,
Where nights were wild with revelry, and life was but a game.
There lived, so the report is, an adventuress and courtesan,
The pride of Alexandria, and Thais was her name.

Nearby in peace and piety, avoiding all society,
There dwelt a band of holy men who'd build a refuge there,
And in the desert solitude they spurned all earthly folly to
Devote their lives to holy works, to fasting and to prayer.

Now one monk whom I solely mention of this group of holy men
Was known as Athanael, he was famous near and far.
At fasting bouts or prayer with him, no other could compare with him;
At grand and lofty praying he could do the course in par.

One day while sleeping heavily (from wrestling with the devil, he
Had gone to bed exhausted while the sun was shining still);
He had a vision Freudian, and though he was annoyed,
He analyzed it in the well-known style of doctors Jung and Brill.

He dreamed of Alexandria, of wicked Alexandria,
A crowd of men were cheering in a manner rather rude,
As Thais who was dancing there, and Athanael glancing there,
Observed her do the shimmy in what artists call the nude.

Said he, "This dream fantastical disturbs my thoughts monastical.
Some unsuppressed desire, I fear, has found my monkish cell;
I blushed up to the hat o' me to view that girl's anatomy.
I'll go to Alexandria and save her soul from Hell."

So, pausing not to wonder where he'd put his summer underwear,
He quickly packed his evening clothes, his toothbrush, and a vest.
To guard against exposure, he threw in some woollen hosiery,
And bidding all the boys good-bye, he started on his quest.

The monk, though warned and fortified, was deeply shocked and mortified,
To find on his arrival wild debauchery in sway.
While some lay in a stupor sent by booze of more that two per cent,
The others were behaving in a most immoral way.

Said he to Thais, "Pardon me, although this job is hard on me,
I got to put you wise to what I came down here to tell.
What's all this sousin' gettin' you? Cut out this pie-eyed retinue.
Let's his the road together, kid, and save your soul from Hell."

Although this bold admonishment caused Thais some astonishment,
She coyly answered, "Say you said a heaping mouthful, Bo.
This burg's a frost, I'm telling you, the brand of hooch they're selling you
Ain't like the stuff we used to get, so let's pack up and go."

So forth from Alexandria, f rom wicked Alexandria,
Across the desert sands they go, beneath the blazing sun,
Till Thais, parched and sweltering, finds refuge in the sheltering
Seclusion of a convent in the habit of a nun.

But now the monk is terrified to find his fears are verified;
His holy vows of chastity have cracked beneath the strain.
Like one who has a jag on, he cries out in grief and agony,
"I'd sell my soul to see her do the shimmy once again."

Alas, his pleadings clamorous, though passionate and amorous,
Have come too late -- the courtesan has danced her final dance.
Says he, "Now that's a joke on me for that there dame to croak on me,
I hadn't oughter passed her up the time I had the chance."

CLICK TO PLAY

SheetMusic(pdf)


05 Jul 25 - 01:44 AM (#4225169)
Subject: RE: Origins: Thais (Newman Levy)
From: Joe Offer

And for what it's worth, look at this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJsmn9-GSOU

And this: (Saint) Thaïs of Alexandria

Also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tha%C3%AFs.
The earliest Thaïs may have been a lover of Alexander the Great.

But which Thaïs were Newman Levy and Jules Massenet referring to? The Saint? I think so.


05 Jul 25 - 06:04 AM (#4225179)
Subject: RE: Origins: Thais (Newman Levy)
From: GerryM

Here's a Latin poem about Thais, undoubtedly not the Thais under discussion here, that I learned many decades ago:

Thais habet nigros, niveos Laecania dentes.
Quae ratio est? Emptos haec habet, illa suos.

In translation,

Thais has black teeth, Laecania has snowy white teeth.
What is the reason? This woman has bought teeth, that woman has her own.

By the Roman poet, Martial.


06 Jul 25 - 04:20 PM (#4225255)
Subject: RE: Origins: Thais (Newman Levy)
From: Jack Horntip

THAIS
NEWMAN LEVY

One time in Alexandria,
The wicked city by the Nile,
Where night-life was a mania,
And souls were only pawns the while,
There lived, historians report,
A dame adventurous and game,
The pride of Nile's far-famed resort,
And Thais was her name.

Nearby, in peace and piety,
There dwelt a band of holy men
Avoiding all society,
Who'd built a retreat for only men.
And in the desert's solitude
They spurned all worldly pleasure,
And gave their lives to rectitude,
To fasting, and to holy labor.

One monk who'd left the ranks of Baal
To join this group of holy men,
Was known to men as Athanael.
His fame had spread to all the world.
At fasting or at prayer bouts
No other could compare with him.
At grand and lofty prayer shouts
He'd do the course with pep and vim

One night while sleeping heavily
(From fighting with the devil
He'd gone to bed unsteadily
While the burning sun was shining still)
He had a vision Freudian;
And tho he was annoyed and ill,
He analysed, like Adrian,
In the styles of Doctors Jung and Brill.


He dreamed of Alexandria,
The wicked city by the Nile;
A crowd of men were leering,
In a manner somewhat vile,
At Thais who was dancing there.
And Athanael, who thot them rude,
Observed her do the shimmy
In what artists call the nude.

Said he, "This dream fantastical
Disturbs my holy thots so well
Desires unmonastical
Assail I fear my monkish cell.
I've blushed up to my galleria
Viewing this girl's anatomy;
I'll go to Alexandria
And save her soul from Hell."

So pausing not to wonder where
He'd put his summer underclothes,
He quickly packed his evening wear,
His toothbrush and his silken hose,
To guard against the weather's bite;
He added a woolen sweater vest,
And bidding all the boys good night,
He started on his human quest.

The monk, tho warned and fortified,
On his arrival one sunny day
Was deeply shocked and mortified
To find debauchery in sway;
While some lay in a stupor sent
By booze prescribed by Doctor Gray,
The others all were acting
In a most immoral way.

Said he to Thais, "Pardon me,
I got to put you wise to Hell,
And, tho this job is hard on me,
That's what I came down here to tell.
What's all this sousin' gettin you?
Let's hit the trail and all will be well.
Cut out this pie-eyed retinue
And save yourself from Hell."

Spite of this bold astonishment
She coyly answered, "So,"
Trying to hide astonishment,
"You said a heaping mouthful, Bo.
This burg's a frost, I'm tellin' you.
The brand of hooch you get for dough
Ain't like the stuff we used to brew,
So let's pack up and go."

So forth from Alexandria,
The wicked city by the Nile,
Across the desert sands they go
And leave behind the city vile;
'Til Thais, parched and sweltering
Beneath the blazing of the sun,
Takes refuge in a convent
And the habit of a nun.

But now the monk is terrified
To find his fears attack amain
His vows of holy chastity
Which crack beneath the strain.
Like one who's toted home a jag,
He cries out in his grief and pain,
"I'll sell my soul to see her do
The shimmy once again.

Alas! His pleading amorous
And passionate have come too late.
The courtesan filled with piety
And prayer, has made her final date.
The monk says, "That's a joke on me,
For that there dame to pass away;
I hadn't oughter passed her up
The time I had it all my way."


1927. Immortalia pp.115-118. Although attributed to Newman Levy, it is a variant to the copyrighted version.


I believe I have several more salacious versions of this song and
perhaps a field recording.


06 Jul 25 - 05:17 PM (#4225256)
Subject: RE: Origins: Thais (Newman Levy)
From: Jack Horntip

This sweet story [of Thais] has been adapted to the lyric
staged by Louis Gallet, while Massanet wrote the
music, and it was brought out at the Paris Grand
Opera in 1894. The libretto was published by
Calmann Levy in the same year. (12mo., x-45pp.).



With an English translation prior to 1920:

Thais: Lyric Comedy in Three Acts and Seven Scenes
Herbert Clarke, 1920. Trade Paperback. 12mo - over 6¾" - 7¾" tall.
Very Good / No Jacket. Item #L011308

VG in wraps (slight sunning/fading/browning to wraps). Tall 12mo 56
Libretto for the Massenet opera, written after the Anatole France
romance. 'Translation authorised by Messrs. Calmann-Levy' (title
page). Likely a reprint edition, No date, ca 1920.


See here: https://www.arundelbooks.com/pages/books/L011308/jules-massenet-louis-gallet/thais-lyric-comedy-in-three-acts-and-seven-scenes