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27 Oct 14 - 02:25 PM (#3672459) Subject: BS: #2 joke thread 2014 From: MGM·Lion "May I have the pleasure?" "Oh yes -- but let's dance first." ≈M≈ |
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27 Oct 14 - 02:28 PM (#3672461) Subject: RE: BS: #2 joke thread 2014 From: MGM·Lion "So, Abie: aren't you going to ask me 'How's business?'!" "OK, Hymie. How's business?" "Don't ask!" ≈M≈ |
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29 Oct 14 - 10:58 PM (#3672937) Subject: RE: BS: #2 joke thread 2014 From: Mrrzy Where does satisfaction come from? A satisfactory! |
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30 Oct 14 - 06:55 AM (#3672982) Subject: RE: BS: #2 joke thread 2014 From: bobad MY FIRST DRINK WITH MY SON I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first drink. Off we went to our local bar, which is only two blocks from the house. I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it – so I drank it. Then I got him a Samuel Adams, he didn't like it either, so I drank it. It was the same with the Coors and the Bud. By the time we got down to the John Jameson Dublin Irish whiskey, I could hardly push the stroller back home. |
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30 Oct 14 - 04:17 PM (#3673122) Subject: RE: BS: #2 joke thread 2014 From: MGM·Lion Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich? Because the poor didn't have any money. ≈M≈ |
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02 Nov 14 - 12:45 PM (#3673894) Subject: RE: BS: #2 joke thread 2014 From: DMcG A friend claimed this conversation with a friend of his: friend's friend: I watched my first porn film yesterday Friend, somewhat uncomfortably: oh, um, really? FF: yes ... I looked so young ... |