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30 Oct 14 - 11:38 AM (#3673046) Subject: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Musket A thread for those of a sensitive nature to be boring and see all views as valid and of equal weight regardless. A thread where I don't take the piss, Jim doesn't call you a goose stepper, Bridge doesn't try out his affected radical conscience and Goofus doesn't miss the point. Enjoy 💇👡👜👯👬👭👫🙏👼👨👩👴👵👱 |
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30 Oct 14 - 11:58 AM (#3673050) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Bill D WHITE bunny rabbits? You exclude bunny rabbits of color? You narrow minded bigot! (thought I might as well get ahead of the game... ☺) |
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30 Oct 14 - 12:03 PM (#3673052) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker These are undoubtedly lab testing rabbits for the cosmetics industry you animal torturing evil scientist scum.... |
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30 Oct 14 - 12:05 PM (#3673053) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Rapparee Yum!! Food!!! And fur!!!!! |
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30 Oct 14 - 12:10 PM (#3673057) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: GUEST,gillymor save me a foot. |
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30 Oct 14 - 12:13 PM (#3673058) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker sorry almost forgot... 🐇🐇🐇💉💊🚬🔍🔪🏭🚫😱💀 |
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30 Oct 14 - 12:16 PM (#3673061) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Rapparee Why shucks, I'll save you a whole yard!!! |
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30 Oct 14 - 12:21 PM (#3673062) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Mrrzy I am reminded of Toby, the bunny-on-the-chopping-board that got a bunch of money over the Internet when its owners threatened to slice him thinly and... |
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30 Oct 14 - 12:27 PM (#3673065) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Musket white rabbits. Live with it punks. |
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30 Oct 14 - 12:32 PM (#3673072) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: GUEST,sciencegeek white rabbit is a tasty Chinese candy... but, Musket, I first thought it was a missing ingredient from winter comfort food... straight from the Road Kill Cafe "from your grill to ours". Or was that Alice's Restaurant? |
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30 Oct 14 - 12:38 PM (#3673075) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Rapparee Wabbit..er, rabbit...stew. Quite tasty, really. |
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30 Oct 14 - 12:41 PM (#3673076) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker "You calling me 'fluffy' ???!!!" |
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30 Oct 14 - 12:49 PM (#3673078) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: MGM·Lion Duh -- what's up Doc! |
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30 Oct 14 - 01:00 PM (#3673083) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: olddude Big black dogs |
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30 Oct 14 - 01:00 PM (#3673084) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: olddude Big black hunting dogs |
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30 Oct 14 - 01:17 PM (#3673087) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Bill D Oooohhh.."Fluffy" says "bring on them dogs!" |
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30 Oct 14 - 04:08 PM (#3673120) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Mrrzy Hee hee there is this Fluffy and this one (at :57) ... |
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30 Oct 14 - 06:02 PM (#3673145) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: GUEST, Remove fluff - add garlic - add a few fresh herbs and an onion - add a nice drop of wine ... |
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30 Oct 14 - 07:04 PM (#3673153) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: GUEST,Rahere Trouble is, if you cook the little buggers, you always end up sticking a bone in somewhere painful. Then there's the tale of the two bucks, Fred and Bill, in a rabbit farm, who decide to get things organised. "Look'ee here, Fred," says Bill, "If us'n lines up the girls in a row, and I start at this end, and you start at that end, we'll get the job done in 'arf the time." No sooner said than done, "Thank'ee mar'm, thank'ee mar'm, thank'ee mar'm, thank'ee mar'm, sorry Fred, thank'ee mar'm..." |
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30 Oct 14 - 07:58 PM (#3673159) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: olddude Cotton tail oh yes |
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30 Oct 14 - 08:12 PM (#3673164) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Janie Fluffy and white, brown, mottled or pinto, please just learn to skin and clean the carcass well enough that I am not picking fur out of my teeth after the meal. Same for squirrels, deer, groundhogs, or the unrestrained hair(hare?)dos of cooks and wait staff. |
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31 Oct 14 - 02:56 AM (#3673206) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Musket Did you know? On my birthday, people in Wales wake up and shout "White Rabbits!" Mudcat, where you live and learn. |
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31 Oct 14 - 03:47 AM (#3673214) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: GUEST, The problem of sharp bones comes from buying rabbit joints from the butcher/supermarket, which have been chopped haphazardly leaving splinters of bone. Buy a whole rabbit and joint it carefully yourself. |
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31 Oct 14 - 04:27 AM (#3673223) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: MGM·Lion "white rabbit! -- A phrase said, before saying anything else, on the first day of the month in order to bring good luck" -- Wictionary. As always, there are several versions of the superstition. I was brought up to the one that you only say it [in the plural, BTW, as 'White rabbits'] on waking on the first day of the month in which your own birthday, or that of someone particularly close, occurs. My wife Emma knows exactly the same version; we both originated in N London, which may have something to do with it. We also have birthdays in the same month, so can say it for one another simultaneously. ≈M≈ |
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31 Oct 14 - 05:19 AM (#3673230) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Ed T It's photoperiodism that changed your bunny: camouflage |
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31 Oct 14 - 05:52 AM (#3673239) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Musket Interesting Mike. I was born on St David's Day, which is the first of the month I suppose. I was always led to believe it was a St David's Day tradition to shout white rabbits if you were a) Welsh and b) into that sort of thing. Media being what it is, I suppose there are as many versions as there are books claiming them. But I bow to your first hand knowledge of pre Caxton days. |
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31 Oct 14 - 05:57 AM (#3673242) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: MGM·Lion "Some savage tribes determine the power of muskets by their recoil; that being considered best which fairly prostrates the purchaser." Henry Wadsworth Longfellow |
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31 Oct 14 - 06:01 AM (#3673246) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: MGM·Lion When I go to the theatre I find it hard to fit For my head is in the gallery While my feet are in the pit Longfellow |
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31 Oct 14 - 06:01 AM (#3673247) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Musket That'll be eight plus the bonus point. |
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31 Oct 14 - 06:15 AM (#3673259) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Ed T The Lion: It is said in Africa that the Lion fears nothing but a bird called the "game cock" because it wears a crown,and spurs. According to local superstition, the lion see's this cock as its equal. |
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31 Oct 14 - 06:25 AM (#3673262) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Musket All this talk about lions' cocks.. I used to be in a Lions Club. My favourite aspect was that according to Attenborough, a lion can mate up to seven times in an hour. One old lass exclaimed "Thank heavens my husband is a Rotarian!" Ithankyouverymuch |
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31 Oct 14 - 10:49 AM (#3673328) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: olddude I had a white chocolate bunny on easter. How can chocolate be white I ask. Never figured it out |
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31 Oct 14 - 10:56 AM (#3673333) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker "Attack of the Fluffy Creatures" |
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31 Oct 14 - 12:27 PM (#3673357) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Mrrzy Musket, I wondered which first you were born on, so my next question since you've answered that is why do the Welsh have a reputation for leeking? Also, did you know rabbits' arms aren't attached to their bodies by bone, so they are very easy to take apart? I heard as a teenager that if "rabbit rabbit" was the very first thing a girl said on the first of the month, she wouldn't get pregnant that month. I never asked if anybody had remembered to say it, though... |
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31 Oct 14 - 01:58 PM (#3673383) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Musket No idea about the Welsh. I used to have a girlfriend in Dollgellu and it was a bugger driving to see her... Regarding becoming a honorary Welshman, I couldn't get my head between the bars of the gate. (Look it up if you don't know it, or pay good money when I am rarely asked to appear in a concert.) As a kid, I was taught how to take a rabbit's jacket off, gut and bone it. Only last week, we had rabbit and leek pie. The rabbit was off a field at the back of the garden and we pay a bloke to keep the rabbits down, and the leek was from said garden. It wasnt white though. Fluffy rabbits don't have the taste of a wild coney. |
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31 Oct 14 - 03:16 PM (#3673408) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: olddude Just don't follow it down the hole but if you do, take his pocket watch and say hi to alice for me |
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31 Oct 14 - 03:18 PM (#3673410) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Charmion As a city dweller, way down town, I have to get rabbit from the butcher. Sigh. Anyone else put prunes in their rabbit stew? |
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31 Oct 14 - 06:12 PM (#3673454) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Rapparee Bunnicula. |
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31 Oct 14 - 06:21 PM (#3673457) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Musket Never tried prunes. Interesting idea. A decent pint of mild should remind you of rabbit gravy. |
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31 Oct 14 - 06:58 PM (#3673470) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: GUEST,Rahere Just don't use currants... |
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31 Oct 14 - 07:03 PM (#3673471) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Janie The arrogant rabbit. |
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31 Oct 14 - 07:46 PM (#3673484) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: GUEST,Mrr Now THAT's a funny story. Reminds me of some of Thurber's - like the rabbits who caused all the trouble (blicky), or these (including Darling, I seem to have this rabbit and also When did everybody start looking like a rabbit, Mrs Sprague, among others). |
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31 Oct 14 - 08:07 PM (#3673487) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Janie Rabbit rabbit. White rabbit. Tibbar tibbar. Black rabbit. Gotta remember that last one. |
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01 Nov 14 - 05:16 AM (#3673543) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: GUEST, topsie Some neighbours of mine had rabbits - black rabbits and white rabbits, white rabbits and black rabbits, black and white rabbits, white and black rabbits ... They also had a couple of tortoiseshell cats. One day, among a litter of black, white, and black and white rabbits there was a tortoiseshell rabbit ... |
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01 Nov 14 - 05:32 AM (#3673549) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: MGM·Lion Well, they talk of shagging like rabbits, don't they, topsie? Sound like your neighbours had some enterprising pussikatz. Just read your post to Cleo; but she only said Miaouw. A bit communicatively challenged I fear... Reckon I should consult the pussychologist? ≈M≈ |
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01 Nov 14 - 06:26 AM (#3673556) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Musket My brother's kids looked after my sister's kids' guinea pig when they went on holiday. They put it in with their rabbit. Difficult to explain to toddlers, but their guinea pig went to heaven etc whilst they were on holiday. Basically, it got shagged to death.... 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇 |
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01 Nov 14 - 07:10 AM (#3673568) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Musket If you think a pussycologist is anything to do with cats you may be in for a pleasant but unexpected surprise..... |
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01 Nov 14 - 07:15 AM (#3673570) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Steve Shaw Yeah, we had to separate our kids' guinea pig and rabbit for the same reason. Poor little guinea pig had an arse like a half-chewed blood orange. Make sure you only get a girl rabbit is my advice. |
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01 Nov 14 - 09:05 AM (#3673587) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: MGM·Lion Maybe not, Musket -- but a lot to do with pussies, I believe... |
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01 Nov 14 - 09:07 AM (#3673590) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Musket Whatever floats your boat. |
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01 Nov 14 - 10:30 AM (#3673608) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Ed T A girl walked into a pet shop and asked... "Excuse me; do you have any baby rabbits here?" "We do" the sales representative answered... Leaning down to her, he asked, "Did you want a white rabbit or would you rather have a soft, fuzzy black rabbit?" She shrugged and said "I don't think my python really cares". |
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01 Nov 14 - 05:27 PM (#3673690) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: GUEST,Rahere Is a rabbit a small Jewish theologian? |
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01 Nov 14 - 05:52 PM (#3673695) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: olddude No its what you get when bitten by a rabbit dog |
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01 Nov 14 - 05:54 PM (#3673697) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: GUEST,Triplane Wabbit in Scotland means very tired,, I wonder why? |
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01 Nov 14 - 06:10 PM (#3673705) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Janie What is the difference between a rare rabbit and Welch rarebit? Inquiring minds want to know. |
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01 Nov 14 - 06:14 PM (#3673706) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: GUEST,Rahere Don't get the thing about the lucky rabbit's foot. Not so successful for the original owner now, was it? |
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01 Nov 14 - 06:29 PM (#3673711) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Mrrzy The rabbits had their feet *on* in Cote d'Ivoire so you could tell they weren't cats, apparently, at the market. |
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01 Nov 14 - 06:33 PM (#3673712) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: olddude Waskelwe wabbits |
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01 Nov 14 - 06:42 PM (#3673717) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: GUEST,Rahere Watership Down, the environmentally friendly version of Blackhawk Down... |
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01 Nov 14 - 08:06 PM (#3673735) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: GUEST, topsie A friend from Honduras insisted that there wasn't a 'man in the moon' - it was a rabbit. I looked at the full moon with new eyes and decided she was right. |
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01 Nov 14 - 08:16 PM (#3673738) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: olddude Don't know but I been mooned a couple of times |
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01 Nov 14 - 10:14 PM (#3673758) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Mrrzy Yes, I heard about the rabbit in the moon too. Rackin frackin varmints. |
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02 Nov 14 - 05:09 AM (#3673799) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Musket Good job there is only one rabbit on the moon. If there were two it would have fallen into my far paddock by now under the weight of rabbit. |
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02 Nov 14 - 01:45 PM (#3673914) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Mrrzy Your fur paddock? The one over yonder? |
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02 Nov 14 - 09:18 PM (#3674004) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Bill D "Rabbits are rounder than bandicoots, Sam And a bunny's a bounder in old Alabam" Walt Kelly |
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02 Nov 14 - 10:26 PM (#3674017) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Mrrzy Speaking of boundin'... |
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03 Nov 14 - 03:09 AM (#3674050) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Musket Yes. That one. When I took the alleged greyhound for his evening dump, the moon was definitely above the far paddock. Trust me. It isn't over yonder either. It's o'er yon. |
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03 Nov 14 - 11:41 AM (#3674180) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: GUEST,Rahere EdT, this is what happened to the python... |
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03 Nov 14 - 12:10 PM (#3674199) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Mrrzy yeah but mine was the FUR paddock so it was funny, get it? |
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03 Nov 14 - 01:14 PM (#3674229) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: Musket I pay someone to keep the fur out of the paddock. I rent out the paddocks and the last thing a tenant horse needs is to break their leg running over rabbit holes. Don't tell everyone I have a fur paddock. Bad for business. 🐴🐴🐴 🐰🔫🔪💣🔨 |
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10 May 16 - 02:45 PM (#3789634) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: keberoxu Hope somebody said "white rabbits!" in MGM-Lion's hono[u]r this month. |
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10 May 16 - 06:24 PM (#3789669) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: MGM·Lion Why, thank you keberoxu! Fancy your remembering my boithday. Gee whizzikins! 〠blush〠blush〠! |
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12 May 16 - 07:57 PM (#3789941) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: keberoxu In all honesty, the only way the Lion's birthday was known to me, was because I looked at the music thread, right wing folk, and somebody wished him a happy birthday and he acknowledged it....so that's how the wish got posted here. |
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13 May 16 - 04:00 PM (#3790143) Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits From: keberoxu Well this is a timely thread for "the lusty month of May" (Alan Jay Lerner). |
