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BS: Ok who put the

31 Oct 14 - 10:55 AM (#3673332)
Subject: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude

Bomp in the Bomp de Bomp de Bomp. I know one of you did it. I woke up and there it was. Dang mudcatters


31 Oct 14 - 11:28 AM (#3673339)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,#

The same guy who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip, Dan.


31 Oct 14 - 11:42 AM (#3673343)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude

Oh ok thanks now I got an ear wick


31 Oct 14 - 12:21 PM (#3673355)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Mrrzy

Earworm is the term I know...

A neat freak puts the fast in fastidious.

Baptists put the fun in fundamentalism.

I made both of those up but there should be a genre...

And then there are those overalls in Mrs. Murphy's chowder!


31 Oct 14 - 12:25 PM (#3673356)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Joe Offer

...it made my baby fall in love with me, so who's complainin'?


31 Oct 14 - 03:22 PM (#3673412)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,#

A turning point in the English-speaking-world's culture.

Easy listening while searching for meaning of bubbly-bubbly-shoo.


31 Oct 14 - 03:26 PM (#3673415)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,#

Confusion settled. Boogity was the word.


31 Oct 14 - 03:29 PM (#3673417)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Ed T

""Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do""


31 Oct 14 - 03:41 PM (#3673418)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,#

In the beginning . . .


31 Oct 14 - 03:44 PM (#3673420)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,#

Sorry to miss that, Ed. Looks good, looks fine.


31 Oct 14 - 03:52 PM (#3673422)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie

While we are asking such questions....


31 Oct 14 - 06:09 PM (#3673453)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Rapparee

And who, who, who stole the book of love?


31 Oct 14 - 06:22 PM (#3673458)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Don Firth

And who put the Benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine?

Inquiring minds want to know...

Don Firth


31 Oct 14 - 06:37 PM (#3673464)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie

Guest# - did wedding bells cross your mind?


31 Oct 14 - 07:06 PM (#3673472)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude

Old fat guy with out a belt singing there's a moon out tonight


31 Oct 14 - 07:16 PM (#3673476)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude

Book of love stolen by maybelline


31 Oct 14 - 07:17 PM (#3673477)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie

Well then, let us howl at it!


31 Oct 14 - 07:38 PM (#3673482)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,Mrr

Ah, but who WROTE the book of love?
Where have all the flowers gone?
What can the matter be?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Oops, wrong medium.
Who will love a little sparrow?


31 Oct 14 - 08:21 PM (#3673489)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie

Who broke the lock on the hen house door?

Damn it, I want answers!


31 Oct 14 - 08:24 PM (#3673490)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude

What would you do if I sang out of tune.. Kick me in the great balls of fire


31 Oct 14 - 08:27 PM (#3673492)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie

If I did that, would you still love me tomorrow?


31 Oct 14 - 09:05 PM (#3673500)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Rapparee

Nah, someone swiped the Book of Love, which left me crying in the chapel because even though I'd driven my car to the racing ground I still lost my love, my life, that night. So I got to be good so I can see my baby when I leave this world. She'll be wearing Chantilly lace and a pretty face.


31 Oct 14 - 09:35 PM (#3673502)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: gnu

Janie... let's howl on Howloween.


31 Oct 14 - 09:57 PM (#3673503)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Mrrzy

If you're kicked in them they ARE balls of fire, I guess... but a little splish splash should take care of that.

Where O where has my little doggone thing call yourself the jungle king of anything? Anybody taking Spaceoline?


31 Oct 14 - 09:57 PM (#3673504)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie

Good one, gnu!


31 Oct 14 - 10:40 PM (#3673511)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Phil Cooper

I have to admit that I'm the one who put the phil in philosophy, or was it philostine?


31 Oct 14 - 10:58 PM (#3673514)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: ChanteyLass

Not me. I didn't do it. Don't blame me.


31 Oct 14 - 11:18 PM (#3673517)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Mrrzy

Ah, but, chantey lass, is it you they are singing about in the song ending "Hi! Hoist up the top sheet and spanker!"?


01 Nov 14 - 02:52 AM (#3673527)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude

I think it was the guy who walks with a sloop. They call him John b


01 Nov 14 - 02:53 AM (#3673528)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude

I went outside for a cig and the smoke got in my eyes


01 Nov 14 - 05:27 AM (#3673547)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: fat B****rd

Tell Me, Dan. What In The World's Come Over You?


01 Nov 14 - 05:42 AM (#3673552)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,iPad man Steve Shaw

Hey, what's the time, Lone Ranger?

Ten to ten ten to ten ten to ten ten ten


Hey, where are you going with that car-load of junk, Lone Ranger?

To the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump


01 Nov 14 - 06:07 AM (#3673554)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: gnu

Oh Danny Boy, good question.


01 Nov 14 - 08:57 AM (#3673585)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: G-Force

And who put the c*&t in Country & Western?


01 Nov 14 - 12:43 PM (#3673628)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude

Hey charlie
I got a feeling called the blues oh lord


01 Nov 14 - 12:48 PM (#3673629)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude

Once I caught a big sea bass under the boardwalk


01 Nov 14 - 12:50 PM (#3673630)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie

I think I saw that from up on the roof.


01 Nov 14 - 04:46 PM (#3673679)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie

Can't find iron-on patches. Oh what can I do?


01 Nov 14 - 05:51 PM (#3673694)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude

Folks over for Halloween and it's my party and I'll cry if I want to


01 Nov 14 - 06:00 PM (#3673698)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,Rahere

Sounds like a bridge over muddy waters...


01 Nov 14 - 06:07 PM (#3673704)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie

Is it true that only the lonely can dig rock-n-roll music?


01 Nov 14 - 06:35 PM (#3673715)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude

One guy got sick had to take him to Saint James infirmary


01 Nov 14 - 06:44 PM (#3673718)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie

All because of One Meatball


01 Nov 14 - 07:23 PM (#3673729)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude

He said if he dies not to bury him on the lone Prarie


01 Nov 14 - 09:23 PM (#3673751)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Mrrzy

Ain't there nothing I can take, I said Doctor! to relieve this bellyache ...
Called for the doctor, the doctor said Feed that child some shortenin' bread!
Measles said the doctor, mumps said the nurse, chicken pox said the lady with the alligator purse!

And:

Someone handed me his card and said Call me if they die...


01 Nov 14 - 10:34 PM (#3673761)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Gurney

Shouldn't this thread be above the line?


01 Nov 14 - 10:44 PM (#3673763)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Amos

The boys were singing "Shing-a-Ling".... (thanks, Jesse. RIP.


02 Nov 14 - 04:17 AM (#3673788)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,Steve Shaw

Sounds like a bridge over muddy waters...

Reminds me of the time on Sorry I Haven't A Clue when they were doing song titles that didn't quite make it. One suggestion was "Trouble Over Bridgwater".


02 Nov 14 - 07:02 AM (#3673823)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Leadfingers

Who put the Thorpe in Scunthorpe ??


03 Nov 14 - 03:54 AM (#3674058)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie

I admit it.
I'm the man who put the "itherie" in the Skitherie-idel-dum.


03 Nov 14 - 04:53 PM (#3674306)
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From: Bill D

"who" didn't do any of that stuff... who was busy on first.


03 Nov 14 - 05:50 PM (#3674318)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,Mrr

We need to put a short stop to this thread creep.


03 Nov 14 - 08:33 PM (#3674366)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie

Which of us creeps would that be:>)


03 Nov 14 - 08:46 PM (#3674367)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude

Creeps.. Oh baby its a wild world


04 Nov 14 - 12:06 AM (#3674397)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie

Yes! So take a walk on the wild side.


04 Nov 14 - 12:18 AM (#3674398)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Mrrzy

By your wild lone, for all places are alike to you?


04 Nov 14 - 12:29 AM (#3674403)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude

Janie will you walk this way


04 Nov 14 - 01:12 AM (#3674409)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie

As long it's after midnight, and only with sad birds and trees in the background


04 Nov 14 - 01:15 AM (#3674411)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie

Dang. Epic link failure on my part. Take two.
As long it's after midnight, and only with sad birds and trees in the background


04 Nov 14 - 01:06 PM (#3674554)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,DTM

<"From: Leadfingers
Who put the Thorpe in Scunthorpe ??">

I see what you did there - tut tut, naughty ;-)


05 Nov 14 - 12:13 PM (#3674809)
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From: Pete Jennings

I see you're all still crazy after all these years...


05 Nov 14 - 12:29 PM (#3674813)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude

true story, today I backed my car into a T-bird a lady was driving. I guess now

She'll have fun fun fun till her daddy takes the T-bird away


sorry I bad .. thank god for insurance


05 Nov 14 - 01:47 PM (#3674836)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Mrrzy

Today we also remember remember gunpowder treason and plot!


05 Nov 14 - 02:02 PM (#3674841)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: gnu

Re : From: GUEST,CrazyEddie - PM
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 03:54 AM

I admit it.
I'm the man who put the "itherie" in the Skitherie-idel-dum.

******************************************************************

from Barking Mad, by Four Men and A Dog


Green Linnet Records, GLCD 3085.
Words by Neil Johnston, Music by Arty McGlynn. (Dog Music Publishing LTD.)
The words are sung by Gino Lupari, the band's bodhrán-player, notable for being nearly as round as his drum, who uses a rap beat as he accompanies himself with a wickedly fast jig rhythm.
[Picture]

Now listen you people
Better take this down:
I'm the Bodhrán player
And I'm back in town.
It's me lays down the rhythm
For the diddely I dil dee
Ain't no Flashy Fiddlers
Any good without me!
I can do it on the Bodhrán,
I can do it on the Bones;
Don't need a fancy drum-kit like
The Rolling Stones.
I'm a raker, I'm a shaker,
I make that white top hum:
The man who puts the Iddery in the
Skiddery I dil dum!


Skiddery I dil dum!


Just set up the liquor,
Make sure there's enough,
Then clear the decks for action
Let me strut my stuff.


Hear me talkin'?
Let's go walkin'!


Now the fiddle's fine and dandy,
It's the voice of Irish folk;
And if you've gotta banjo handy,
He can make the music smoke.
Throw in a melodeon --
You've gotta have a box --
and you've the makings of a session
But it isn't one the rocks
Till the goat skin hero
Hits it with his little rhythm stick:
I'm the man supplies the heartbeat,
I'm the dude that makes it tick!


He's the diddley dee director,
He's the dude that makes it tick!


Hear me talkin'?
Let's go walkin'!


At the pub and at the party,
I'm the session's heart and soul;
Hey, it's me who puts the backbone
Into Irish rock 'n' roll.
You can keep your fiddle player,
Your banjo pickin' man,
But the man who minds the goatskin
Is the leader of the band.
When I hear the reels a rollin'
Then it's time for me to start;
I'm the star of syncopation,
I'm the statesman of the art.
Watch the dancers how they dig it,
They say who's the heavy dude?
He's no moron on the Bodhrán,
He's our Gino be goode!
So I'm giving you the message and
I've got it right perhaps:
The show is never over 'til the fat man raps!


You paying?
I'm staying.


05 Nov 14 - 02:53 PM (#3674857)
Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,Steve Shaw racking what's left of his brain

I think the saying was "If Typhoo put the T in Britain, who put the c*** in Scunthorpe?"


05 Nov 14 - 03:20 PM (#3674864)
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From: Mrrzy

Phoo! The real question is, who put the soup in supercilious?