02 Dec 14 - 06:23 PM (#3681948) Subject: BS: Monkeys on grill From: olddude My uncle bill was in the navy in wwii. He was pretty well decorated and promoted and stuff. So on leave he got all drunked up, borrowed an m1 and went into the jungle to shoot monkey's out of the trees. They busted him down to as low as you can get. When asked why he said they gotta taste better than shit on a shingle.. How about it chongo since you are dead anyway. I got bbq sauce and merlow Anyone want to join me |
02 Dec 14 - 07:02 PM (#3681957) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: GUEST,gillymor Rancid bush meat may not be the healthiest option right now. |
02 Dec 14 - 08:25 PM (#3681969) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: Rapparee "Rancid" described Chongo/a when s/he was still alive. So did "putrid" and "stinky." |
02 Dec 14 - 08:58 PM (#3681980) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: Ed T ""Somebody's pouring salt on a wound, scooping out monkey's brains with a spoon"" Graham Parker, OK Heironymus |
02 Dec 14 - 09:01 PM (#3681981) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp You mugs just don't know when to quit, do you? You wouldn't crack wise so much if you had a roscoe jammed in yer ugly pie hole. I seen smarter cats than you killin' time in creep joints and can houses. You better take it on the heel and toe. Take a powder. Go climb up yer thumb. That is my advice. |
03 Dec 14 - 03:08 AM (#3682013) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: Musket The best way of experiencing monkey meat over here is to go night clubbing in Hartlepool. I've always fancied the idea of having a monkey butler. That is top of my wish list. |
03 Dec 14 - 09:26 AM (#3682109) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: Rapparee All that hard guy talk for a little pussycat of a monkey, especially a dead one. My, my, how Pongo Pimp...er, Chonga Chimp... does go on! |
03 Dec 14 - 09:41 AM (#3682117) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: Ed T Best you keep ' em safe, if you still have 'em, Chongo. grilled monkey balls |
03 Dec 14 - 10:50 AM (#3682139) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: Bill D Not to get technical, but Chongo ain't no monkey.... this is a monkey .....with character. How 'bout you, Chongo? Go borrow a camera and show us you aren't really dead. |
03 Dec 14 - 11:16 AM (#3682150) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Fine. Here ya go. Selfie Now it's yer turn, Bobertz. Show us you ain't really dead. |
03 Dec 14 - 12:55 PM (#3682172) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: fat B****rd It's Christmas Silly Season, Dan. "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire" |
03 Dec 14 - 01:12 PM (#3682177) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: olddude Lol |
03 Dec 14 - 01:28 PM (#3682186) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: Mrrzy True stories from living in West Africa in the '70's include monkey in chocolate sauce... and one who started the meal as a participant. Startling start to a later course. |
03 Dec 14 - 01:34 PM (#3682189) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: olddude Chongo in chocolate noooo it could be monkey poo instead best to stick with Texas bbq |
03 Dec 14 - 01:53 PM (#3682199) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: gnu Chipmunks |
03 Dec 14 - 01:56 PM (#3682200) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: Ernest The "Guest Chongo Chimp" appearing here is the final proof that Chongo is in fact dead: 1.) The REAL Chongo had an cookie and wouldn`t have appeared as a Guest, but as a member. 2.) To the REAL Chongo always it always has been a matter of importance that he was an ape, not a monkey. Therefore he would not have been provoked by a thread title referring to monkeys. Q.e.d. |
03 Dec 14 - 02:06 PM (#3682202) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: Ed T WTF, Chongo? ? |
03 Dec 14 - 02:16 PM (#3682204) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: Don Firth Eating "bush meat" (various monkeys, chimps, baboons, etc.) is believed to be how the HIV/Aids virus was transferred to humans in the first place. Seriously. (better warn Akenaton to watch his diet....) Don Firth |
03 Dec 14 - 02:47 PM (#3682215) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: olddude I heard it can turn ya gay too |
03 Dec 14 - 03:38 PM (#3682228) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: olddude Fried chongo with mashed potatoes anyone |
03 Dec 14 - 04:37 PM (#3682242) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: GUEST,Rahere Not the Chongo Dog Doodah Band? |
03 Dec 14 - 05:04 PM (#3682248) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: Don Firth Chongo and chips. You could start a chain of restaurants.... Don Firth |
03 Dec 14 - 05:27 PM (#3682250) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp I went lookin' for intelligent life on the streets of America. I'm still lookin'. Don't look like there's any here either. Lotta noise though... |
03 Dec 14 - 05:59 PM (#3682255) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: Rapparee Chonga, you only looked in Chicago. Never was any intelligent life there and there still ain't. |
03 Dec 14 - 10:44 PM (#3682304) Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill From: olddude I hear tell he tastes like chicken |