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Lyr Add: The Pickle Tree Carol (Lani Herrmann)

17 Dec 14 - 06:21 PM (#3686632)
Subject: THE Pickle TREE Carol (Lani Herrmann)
From: Joe Offer

Just in time for this festive season, are Lani Herrmann's corrected lyrics for her song, "The Pickle Tree Carol." She says that other than the title, the lyrics in the Digital Tradition are almost correct. I asked her to send lyrics that are perfect, and she did.

[Lani's submission]

THE PICKLE TREE CAROL
(c 1990 Lani Herrmann)

Joseph was an old man
And an old man was he,
But still he courted Mary
To gain a family.
But still he courted Mary
To gain a family.

As they were walking
Along so carefully,
Mary cries out to Joseph,
A pickle for me.

A pickle[!] cries Joseph
Now how can that be?
Two miles to the nearest deli
Is too [many] for me[!]

I must have a pickle,
[Or] I shall go wild
And by the way Joseph,
We have a little child.

[Then] Joseph in anger jumped up
And also down
He [cried], it isn't kosher[;]
You've been fooling around[!]

Then up piped little Jesus
From in his mother's [tent] !
[Please, Dad,] give her a pickle
And stop this argument.

And as they stood amazed
By the side of the road
A tree all full of pickles
Let down its heavy load.

On Mary showered pickles
Both great and small[,]
And they bent down together
And gathered them all.

So Mary got her pickle
And Joseph a Son
In peace and contentment
They lived, every one.

@parody @[Apocryphal] @Xmas @seasonal
Copyright 1990 Lani Herrmann
filename[ PICKCARL
Lani says the tune is her own, NOT Cherry Tree Carol


[from Digital Tradition]

PICKLE CAROL
(Lani Herrmann)

Joseph was an old man
And an old man was he,
But still he courted Mary
To gain a family.
But still he courted Mary
To gain a family.

As they were walking
Along so carefully,
Mary cries out to Joseph,
A pickle for me.

A pickle, cries Joseph
Now how can that be?
Two miles to the nearest deli
Is too much for me.

I must have a pickle or
I shall go wild.
And by the way Joseph,
We have a little child.

Joseph in anger jumped up
And also down
He said, it isn't kosher
You've been fooling around.

Then up piped little Jesus
From in his mother's pen
He said, give her a pickle
And stop this argument.

And as they stood amazed
By the side of the road
A tree all full of pickles
Let down its heavy load.

On Mary showered pickles
Both great and small
And they bent down together
And gathered them all.

Mary got her pickle
And Joseph a Son
In peace and contentment
They lived everyone.

@parody @religion @Xmas @seasonal
Copyright Lani Herrmann
filename[ PICKCARL
TUNE FILE: CHERTREE
CLICK TO PLAY
BR


07 Jan 18 - 03:20 AM (#3897835)
Subject: RE: THE Pickle TREE Carol (Lani Herrmann)
From: GUEST,Steve Baughman

Great song, Lani!!!


09 Jan 18 - 02:54 PM (#3898416)
Subject: RE: THE Pickle TREE Carol (Lani Herrmann)
From: GUEST,Suzy T.

This is hilarious!!


26 Dec 21 - 11:45 AM (#4130033)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Pickle Tree Carol (Lani Herrmann)
From: Joe Offer

Riggy Rackin sent me a link to a YouTube recording of a performance of "Pickle Tree Carol" by Lani Herrmann with the In Harmony's Way group.
Yes, the melody is quite different from "Cherry Tree Carol." I should have believed Lani about how the melody was different.
I would see her at San Francisco's Camp Harmony the week after Christmas every year for almost twenty years, and I learned a lot from her.
May she rest in peace.

-Joe-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8_rxkp3e_U