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BS: Me Only, Please

10 Jan 16 - 04:25 PM (#3764391)
Subject: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Paul Burke

This is my thread, it really is all about me. Nobody else should post to this thread, or even read it. I'm what it's all about. It's a meme: me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me


10 Jan 16 - 04:57 PM (#3764395)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: GUEST,Raggytash

Hello you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you and especially you!

OH bugger! I Shouldn't have even read it.


10 Jan 16 - 04:58 PM (#3764396)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Bonzo3legs

Myself only please!


10 Jan 16 - 05:55 PM (#3764409)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: olddude

I I I I I I I I I I


10 Jan 16 - 06:09 PM (#3764414)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Ed T

only is lonely 


10 Jan 16 - 06:17 PM (#3764417)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: GUEST,a member

Finally, the solution to the recent dearth of threads. The Forum lives! ;-)


10 Jan 16 - 06:44 PM (#3764420)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Greg F.

I, I, I, I - Canta no llores....


10 Jan 16 - 07:43 PM (#3764427)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Steve Shaw

I can't help thinking that a guest called "a member' would find a far more natural home in my underpant thread and I'd bet that I'm not the only bloke who thinks so. I mean, where does my member naturally reside? Why, in my underpants! Only members who are commandos would generally be exempt from this rule!


10 Jan 16 - 09:12 PM (#3764440)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Bill D

All too many 'members' are euphemisms here....


11 Jan 16 - 02:45 AM (#3764464)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: GUEST,Musket

No. Some of them really are dicks. Although I'm sure they prefer Richard 😇

I don't know what all the fuss is about. It's patently obvious Mudcat exists purely for my occasional pleasure.


11 Jan 16 - 02:59 AM (#3764469)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Dave the Gnome

My member is nothing like a euphonium.


11 Jan 16 - 03:43 AM (#3764477)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: GUEST,Musket

If it were, I'd ask your GP for a course of amoxicillin. Soon have it back to trumpet.


11 Jan 16 - 03:58 AM (#3764481)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Dave the Gnome

Slide (trom)bone maybe?


11 Jan 16 - 11:25 AM (#3764582)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Rapparee

I began this thread, and I will be the last to post to it. I created everything after I thought myself into existence. You are all naught but my random thoughts, tossed out like grains of the sand I conceived by the ocean my thoughts generated upon my beach.

The is only the eternal Me. When I fail to think of you, you do not exist.

I created all of you and everything, from the eensy-weensiest to the most distant galaxy and beyond. I created Infinity. I created what you term "God." I created the concept of Plato's Cave, of Descartes "Cogito ergo sum," of Sarte's Hell. I created All for you to sort through it and assist me in The Reason Why I Thought Myself Up.

Now stop being silly creatures and get started.


11 Jan 16 - 11:53 AM (#3764590)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Donuel

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

play the slide trombosis.


ACK


11 Jan 16 - 11:56 AM (#3764591)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Dave the Gnome

just had a rethink. Maybe it is the slide tromboner?


11 Jan 16 - 03:20 PM (#3764680)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: GUEST,Pete from seven stars link

This just had to be started by a right burke.....just joking , Paul !


12 Jan 16 - 03:49 AM (#3764823)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Paul Burke

I note my cleverness in posting under many inconsistent names, even using other members' names and making appear that they are indeed from those members, without the elves noticing. I am a clever chappie.

I also note that Christians can be far wittier than I could have ever dreamed.

Gets out trumpet and mute.

Moi moi, moi moi moi


12 Jan 16 - 06:06 PM (#3765053)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Mr Happy

Ah, consistent inconsistency, sounds like many of my former employers!


12 Jan 16 - 07:09 PM (#3765063)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Ed T

Monly the lonely.


13 Jan 16 - 04:50 AM (#3765113)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: gnu

"... assist me in The Reason Why I Thought Myself Up."

Nobody else could, therefore, you are.


13 Jan 16 - 05:34 AM (#3765116)
Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

This..... ....

.......or that.....

GfS