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12 Mar 16 - 02:03 PM (#3778318) Subject: BS: Olddude for president From: Dave the Gnome I have no idea what his policies would be but his bribes would be second to none :-) Dan is the most generous and giving person on here. I received a watch this morning, that I am now wearing, which was an unexpected consolation to one that could not be repaired. All you on that side of the pond vote for him, instead of those nutters that are in the news, and the world will be a better place. On a more serious note, thanks Dan :-) Cheers Dave |
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12 Mar 16 - 02:12 PM (#3778319) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: akenaton Dan would get my vote, as long as he didn't invite any of his friends from the political arena into his administration!! :0) |
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12 Mar 16 - 02:19 PM (#3778320) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Bill D but..... what's an administration for, if not to populate it with the 'right' people? *grin* |
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12 Mar 16 - 03:01 PM (#3778333) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: akenaton :0)...Touche. |
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12 Mar 16 - 03:45 PM (#3778341) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: gnu Dan be Da Man! Got my vote. |
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12 Mar 16 - 03:58 PM (#3778346) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Will Fly Join the club, Dave. I've had a few beautiful pocket watches from Dan over the years - some bought for an incredibly reasonable price, and some just received as a present. He's a man in a million. And if he blushes in embarrassment at this thread - it's about time! |
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12 Mar 16 - 04:11 PM (#3778347) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Bee-dubya-ell Yes! A fisherman for president! Let's make America bait again! |
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12 Mar 16 - 04:15 PM (#3778352) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: keberoxu Did you ask his permission first before starting this thread ?? |
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12 Mar 16 - 04:21 PM (#3778354) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: gnu No need to ask. In Usakistan, you can write in a candidate, near as I know. Is that right? |
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12 Mar 16 - 04:26 PM (#3778355) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: gnu BTW, He sent me a watch too. Pocket Railroad Grade over a hundred years old. Beauty! I wear it to formal occasions. Haven't even wound it yet. I won't tell the rest of the stories... don't wanna embarrass the guy. The man is pure "nice guy". Great guy. Great tunes. Great threads. Great posts. Sorry, Dan. You deserve it. |
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12 Mar 16 - 06:13 PM (#3778370) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: GUEST,Donuel He sent me a grandfather clock! Its still in the crate. The weights and chains arrived first. As a wood finisher I will have this baby in shape in no time Thanks old dude. If nominated would you run? If elected would you serve? People here call Bernie, old dude. |
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12 Mar 16 - 08:32 PM (#3778408) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: GUEST Make him president, let him choose which country. |
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12 Mar 16 - 09:13 PM (#3778413) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude Lol my very first act would be target the jello makers. Thank you.. Glad you like it dave. I wish I could have found the part you needed. You folks make me smile |
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13 Mar 16 - 12:42 AM (#3778432) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Rapparee We feel that it would be appropriate, as long he pledges his fealty to Us. Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex (r) His alternate mark |
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13 Mar 16 - 03:07 AM (#3778449) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: GUEST,Musket I'd vote for him but my green card makes it quite clear that it is federal offence (spelt offense as I am reading it) for me to register to vote. Sorry Dan. On a positive note, Trump could never be our Prime Minister. Also, we don't have "jello", honest! Think of us instead the next time you threaten to move in with gnu. Good fishing in the canal. I netted two supermarket trollies, three condoms and a narrow boat fender recently. |
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13 Mar 16 - 06:44 AM (#3778473) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: GUEST good for you old dude You know that jello can transfer prion disease. Jello can give people mad cow Jacob Kreutfeld disease. There is more toxic jello out there than plutonium. |
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13 Mar 16 - 02:49 PM (#3778549) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude Lol we could build a wall around the jello makers.. Musket, great fishing, that is my normal catch :-) |
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13 Mar 16 - 04:36 PM (#3778591) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: CupOfTea Yes! YES!!!' I'd vote for Dan! It would be so great to vote for a person you actually LIKE. My pre-Candidacy bribe wasn't a watch, but a set of ivory pieces from a Piano he was dismantling. (Then I found out none of the jewelers I'd wanted it for are willing to work with the real stuff anymore, and I have yet to have a go myself) So, ya wanna come to Cleveland in case the Republicans get utterly desperate for a nice guy to run, and they don't buy Kasich's nice guy persona cause there are too many Ohioans who know better? I had thought to offer room to folks who want to protest during the convention, but knowing some of the cops who will be having to deal with the mess, I couldn't add to their load. Lord knows, I'm hoping to take off from work (3blocks from the convention center) that week. Joanne in Cleveland, one verbose voter for Old Dude |
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13 Mar 16 - 04:41 PM (#3778594) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Donuel Dark Horse Dan 2016 |
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13 Mar 16 - 05:25 PM (#3778610) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude I say, I will build a wall around jello so high their heads will spin.. A fish on every hook, a hot dog on every grill :-) |
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13 Mar 16 - 05:31 PM (#3778612) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude Boy that piano was heavy Joanne. I was singing nine pound hammer while taking it apart.. That thing was a load to get out of my house. :-) |
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14 Mar 16 - 08:50 AM (#3778752) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Donuel To assure victory make Tom Hanks your running mate btw I too am probably as weird as I sound. My IQ is purportedly variable by 40 points due to migraine blood vessel contraction. But my wife says I am evenly stupid all the time. |
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14 Mar 16 - 09:13 AM (#3778766) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: gillymor Dan, if you do become our maximum leader one of your first duties will be to sit for your official portrait. |
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14 Mar 16 - 12:05 PM (#3778788) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Rapparee When your fealty is assured by a pledge We will assure your election. Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex (r) His alternate mark |
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14 Mar 16 - 01:24 PM (#3778807) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude Lol great portrait, I affirm rap is emporium |
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14 Mar 16 - 02:50 PM (#3778827) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: gnu Looks more like a great parfait. |
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20 Oct 16 - 04:16 PM (#3815746) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: frogprince Hey, Dan! I just had a rectumoscopy, and I have some nice green jello left over! If you hurry over you can have some! |
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20 Oct 16 - 07:45 PM (#3815767) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: keberoxu Does this green jello business really stem from the song called Lime Jello Marshmallow Cottage Cheese Surprise? |
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20 Oct 16 - 09:57 PM (#3815779) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: gnu So, froggy... can you see the presidential debates any more clearly? Or is it still all shite? |
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20 Oct 16 - 10:10 PM (#3815781) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude A fish in every stream a deer in every yard. A bag of weed for every voter |
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20 Oct 16 - 10:12 PM (#3815782) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude No crime, no problems, no jello, except for the emperor rapparee who loves the stuff |
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21 Oct 16 - 04:05 AM (#3815802) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Will Fly And a watch for every waistcoat pocket. |
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21 Oct 16 - 06:38 AM (#3815813) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: gillymor There's something fishy about this candidate. |
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22 Oct 16 - 10:09 PM (#3816042) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Severn Someone called olddude would not let the rights and benefits of the elderly and the working elderly-in-training of future generations ever be taken away, and for that, alone, he has my vote. |
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23 Oct 16 - 10:20 AM (#3816083) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude I accept |
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23 Oct 16 - 08:07 PM (#3816162) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Bee-dubya-ell Olddude's presidential campaign has been thrown into turmoil by the revelations of dozens of fish accusing him of unwarranted touching during the catch-and-release process. According to one brown trout, "He stuck his thumb between my lips and held me up while his friend took a picture! It's taken me years to get up the courage to go public about this traumatic experience." Similar accusations of fish fondling have been lodged by fish from a wide variety of species, ranging from smallmouth bass to flathead catfish. It's expected that Oddude will announce his intention to sue his fish accusers as soon as he officially loses the election. |
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23 Oct 16 - 10:12 PM (#3816176) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Rapparee We do not approve. Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex ® His mark |
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24 Oct 16 - 08:26 AM (#3816228) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Severn Thanks for the "A-Fish-In-Sea Report, Bee-Dubya-ell.I believe that if he were elected, we'd see a Cod Peace in our own time. Being an Ick-Theologian, I abhor even the thought of any fish coming to harm. I know that olddude thoroughly cleans up after any dealings with visiting fish, including the ones in his de-baiting society, as I here him constantly yelling, "GET THOSE BASS TURDS OUTTA HERE!" The Rev. Sev, Pastor Prime of The Church of The Sacred Makerel |
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24 Oct 16 - 09:48 AM (#3816240) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Rapparee We trout We had closed that church and had done all We cod to suppress it and its lionfish stories. No matter. It will be drum-med out of Our realm and that croaker who calls himself the "Rev Sev" will skate to another tuna. He shall flounder around on his perch until, finally, at ling last, when his future is as bleak as a banjo, a bream, a ray, a whiff of truth will enlighten him as to his crappie theology and he will beg Us to spear him just for the halibut. And in Our mercy We will not carp about smallmouth details, but he will char in his knowledge that he has led Our people astray, and We will say unto him, "You have been a bichir, herring no voice but your own, acting like an aholehole, but We grant you mercy as long as you are not acting like a darter, a pup, a sprat, or being a grouper. For if you pull the monkeyface, you will roe the day and will rot in Our plaice. Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex ® His mark |
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24 Oct 16 - 10:11 AM (#3816243) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: MikeL2 Hi Yes........Dan's the man Cheers Mike |
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24 Oct 16 - 01:19 PM (#3816264) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Jack the Sailor Nasty Bass. |
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24 Oct 16 - 01:47 PM (#3816270) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: gnu "Ick-Theologian". The master has spoken. I LOVE it! |
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24 Oct 16 - 04:04 PM (#3816298) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: kendall This is the best idea I have heard in years! |
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25 Oct 16 - 03:04 AM (#3816384) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: bbc I'll second the Tom Hanks nomination. Good choice! bbc |
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25 Oct 16 - 01:03 PM (#3816463) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: keberoxu He talks to the fish....but they never listen.... |
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25 Oct 16 - 03:02 PM (#3816493) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Severn May Cod forgive you, Your Empirishness for the closing down of my church. We all gaze upon your sin, agog!. Fry smelt irony for a living here in my furnaced a-fish-in-sea apartment here in downtown Menhadden, and I will continue to ex-salmon life make sardine-ic comments as needed, showing no remoras and continue to be at my bassed, by gar, no matter what you and your groupers have sword up and down that you'd do to me and no matter how much you've found it a shark to you. I won't cut off minnows to spite my face. The Right Rev. Sev Temporarily at The Church Of Our Lady Of The Evening Ethel Mermaid, Half Pastor Prime Maureen Lyfe, Asst. Half Pastor Prime and Coral Director (Until The Church Of The Sacred Mackerel can be once again restored) |
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25 Oct 16 - 03:20 PM (#3816496) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Bill D Hey if Dan is gonna be president, he'll have to have a personal chef to fix his favorite dishes! http://leitesculinaria.com/77328/recipes-glow-in-the-dark-jello.html |
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25 Oct 16 - 04:17 PM (#3816508) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude Lol priceless |
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25 Oct 16 - 05:15 PM (#3816512) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude I want a brit and candian for vp. Two is better than one.. New rules |
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25 Oct 16 - 05:16 PM (#3816513) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude Wiener dog is the new symbol, free guiness, free weed, free music |
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25 Oct 16 - 07:54 PM (#3816542) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Bee-dubya-ell Free Huey Newton... No, wait, Huey's dead... Free Fig Newton! |
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25 Oct 16 - 09:04 PM (#3816549) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Rapparee We see. We did not close the church, for that would be against Our idea of freedom to and from religion. But We did find the Rev Sev in Our scales and found him wanton. He may move back to his little church in the wild would and We shan't prohibit him from doing so. We cannot, however, let him pester the people with his pestiferous posturings. Ergo, he can preach all he pleases but must utter no sound, nor may he use any other from of communication save perhaps telepathy. In short, he may act the fish in the pulpit. Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex ® His mark |
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26 Oct 16 - 11:40 AM (#3816625) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: gnu Olddude... a Canuck VP. Could I use the chopper to go fishing in Labrador? What is the vetting process? Would I have to pay the vet myself? |
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26 Oct 16 - 11:53 AM (#3816628) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: David C. Carter Those jellos look like U F O's. Or-Underwater Fishing olddudes. |
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26 Oct 16 - 12:07 PM (#3816635) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Donuel I still believe in the separation of Search and Slate. If Trump had the Constitutional App he could rule by I phone. |
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26 Oct 16 - 01:07 PM (#3816645) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: gnu Trump's got a crap app called Iphobe. |
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26 Oct 16 - 07:14 PM (#3816719) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: keberoxu Good thing you have a wiener dog to put the rats in their place. |
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27 Oct 16 - 04:51 PM (#3816842) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: keberoxu Or is your doggie running WITH the rats?? |
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28 Oct 16 - 12:40 AM (#3816878) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Severn Whether his Emperosity is putting me out to posture or merely being put out by my posturing like my mother was ("Straighten up! You'll get curvature of the spine!"), I'll have to continue on as I am. I can't even stand at attention anymore on these legs of mine after what I've gone through, health-wise. At least this Attention Deficit should keep me out of any further military service. I'm even too poor now to pay attention...... ........Were you saying something, your Hyenas?......Something about wanton? .....I seem to remember ordering the Hot & Sour Soup.....Oh, Waiter!......(Why do we call THEM waiters when we have to do the waiting?).....And you said something about scales. I have nothing to do with you having scales, though. I just have to deal with the ones on the fish that we worship, but I suppose any other scaly varmints are welcome to worship here......But seeing there is a tension between us, it only seems to make the span increase.......as far as I can remember...... The Rev. Sev Something about worship of fish, as I recall...... Somewhere..... |
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30 Oct 16 - 02:19 PM (#3817274) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Severn Remember, you can vote for both olddude and rapparee if you're a bi-poller type..... |
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30 Oct 16 - 09:17 PM (#3817321) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude Sorry I was out stumping. Fell off thedarn thing trying tokiss a baby .. Landed on the mom Now they accuse me of womengrabbing |
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30 Oct 16 - 10:11 PM (#3817323) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Severn Stumping? Damn! I never pegged you as having a wooden leg? That means the sap probably runs faster than you do....... I hope she was pretty, just for the sake of the pictures to go with the front page headlines. It's better than being accused of being something that fell out of a full-grown tree. Did you give a promise to try to facilitate a change right before she tried to hand you the baby? Was she trying to see if thr olddude could handle the old doodoo?.... You'd be better off just trying to stump the band...... What will "The Emp" try to make of all this before the election?..... |
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02 Nov 16 - 03:34 PM (#3817764) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: keberoxu The Emp, on another thread, stated that he is headed for Illinois for the month of November. Is that where he votes? anyway, maybe it will be safe for Rev Sev to preach and olddude to stump. |
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02 Nov 16 - 09:19 PM (#3817847) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Rapparee We approve of all of this, for We find it amusing to see Olddude and the Rev Sev acting "in cahoots." Yes, We are making a journey and will return to Our Seat of Authority near the end of November. We expect to be greeted with all due ceremony and feasting, which will remove some of the onus from you, Our subjects, for supporting Us in the appropriate manner. Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex ® His Mark |
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03 Nov 16 - 01:06 PM (#3817947) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: keberoxu Olddude, is your wiener dog your running mate? |
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03 Nov 16 - 03:19 PM (#3817996) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: gnu Stump mate. That's as high as he can piss. |
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07 Nov 16 - 07:29 PM (#3818801) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: keberoxu Refresh. I'd rather look at these posts than at the discussion about, well, you know.... |
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07 Nov 16 - 07:33 PM (#3818804) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Greg F. Absolutely- fantasy beats reality every time. Keep that head in the sand. Were Dan running, I'd vote for him, tho. |
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07 Nov 16 - 09:15 PM (#3818815) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: robomatic I'm going to write in a ham sandwich for President. . . Then a Grand Jury can indict it! |
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07 Nov 16 - 09:22 PM (#3818818) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Rapparee We are not amused. Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex (r) His alternate mark |
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08 Nov 16 - 12:31 PM (#3819008) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: keberoxu I picture olddude's wiener dog with a little stick flagpole in its mouth, and a tiny US flag flapping in the breeze. Thanks, feeling a little better now. |
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08 Nov 16 - 12:35 PM (#3819012) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: robomatic The Russians let us vote today! I had a chance to vote for a bitter, scary old witch today. Instead I voted for Hillary. |
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08 Nov 16 - 01:24 PM (#3819026) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Donuel Dear fish killer, if you make election day a national holiday I'll cross over from the Strongly Worded party and vote for you. |
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08 Nov 16 - 02:18 PM (#3819040) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Severn I guess His Emp-Potency will show us the onus manual and hopefully, the onus warranty. Is there something like a Carfax that can tell us about the previous onus.This election definitely can qualify us under "Used" |
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08 Nov 16 - 02:58 PM (#3819055) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: keberoxu So, Rapparee for Imperious Rex, and Olddude for President. Someone else reminded me of Italy in the century before this one, when Italy had: a dictator, a king, and a Pope. Who's missing? |
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08 Nov 16 - 04:11 PM (#3819067) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude Well me and the emperor were a politicking today and it went well. After I Crawled out of the well people yelled formmore |
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08 Nov 16 - 07:13 PM (#3819102) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: keberoxu Come to think of it: has Mudcat got its own Pope? |
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08 Nov 16 - 09:29 PM (#3819134) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude You would have my vote go for it |
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09 Nov 16 - 01:07 PM (#3819328) Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: keberoxu The Mudcat must already have a Pope, since it already has moderators. I don't wanna be a moderator, thanks. And most people wouldn't want me for a moderator anyhow, so we're quits I think. How does green jello go with orange hair? |
