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14 Apr 16 - 07:07 PM (#3785355) Subject: BS: you dirty old ____ From: punkfolkrocker my wife is somewhere between 50 and 60 and had too much to drink tonight... my leg and shoulder hurts.. help!!! why cant they settle down at that age and do some knitting...??? |
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14 Apr 16 - 07:09 PM (#3785356) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Steve Shaw Is this because of Liverpool's famous and historic victory this evening? Mrs Steve is already under threat...😜 |
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14 Apr 16 - 07:22 PM (#3785357) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Jim Carroll Liverpool won something? Jim Carroll |
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14 Apr 16 - 07:35 PM (#3785360) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: punkfolkrocker I just finished half my kebab and she's still waiting upstairs for me.. help..!!! |
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14 Apr 16 - 07:36 PM (#3785361) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Gallus Moll Dear Mrs Punkfolkrocker- - trade 'im in for a younger (i.e. more virile) version! xxx |
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14 Apr 16 - 07:38 PM (#3785364) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: punkfolkrocker she's an old welsh girl from the valleys.. they dont ever show mercy to english men.. |
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14 Apr 16 - 07:42 PM (#3785365) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Gallus Moll age 50-60? Who're ya callin' old?!! Just into her prime, by the way! Specially as she's a Celt- - - - - |
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14 Apr 16 - 07:58 PM (#3785371) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: gnu Are you bragging or complaining? |
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14 Apr 16 - 08:03 PM (#3785375) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: punkfolkrocker i suppose i'll have to summon my strength ignore the pain think of old old punk rock youth and try my best to service her.. I've been doing it for over 30 years... so maybe i can manage it again one more time before the weekend... ooh but my leg does hurt... dirty old over demanding sex pot filthy celts.. |
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14 Apr 16 - 08:14 PM (#3785379) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Little Hawk Count your blessings that you are not married to Olive Whatnoll. She'd wring you out like an old dishrag. |
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14 Apr 16 - 08:28 PM (#3785381) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Gallus Moll Men are so perverse! If she dinnae want servicing you'd be moaning 'bout that down in the pub- - instead of which you're sharing with the world wide web (well, those of us allowed to look at/comment on this section of mudcat!) some intimate details- - hope you have her permission? Otherwise there could be repercussions -- - - for you! |
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14 Apr 16 - 08:41 PM (#3785383) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: punkfolkrocker It's ok.. i'm up to the repercussive fall out.. So.. cultural stereotypes...??? celtic women are strong sexual beings... far too strong...???... .. ooh my back... |
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14 Apr 16 - 09:05 PM (#3785387) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: frogprince Once there was a Celtic girl, With a curl in the middle of her forehead; When she was good, she was very, very good, But when she was bad, She was terrific ! |
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14 Apr 16 - 09:11 PM (#3785388) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: gnu Yer already paying for internUt. Spend a bob or two and get her a "friend" to go along with that. Get a big one so you can massage yer back too. Win-win eh? |
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14 Apr 16 - 10:00 PM (#3785396) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Rapparee Tsk. You need a good old German fraulein. Mit der whip yet! |
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14 Apr 16 - 10:54 PM (#3785403) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Stilly River Sage This Celtic woman says you're going to get your butt kicked if she finds out about this thread. When you sober up tell someone if you want it deleted. |
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14 Apr 16 - 11:04 PM (#3785404) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: punkfolkrocker 4.00am up and out for a pee i survived the night.. so far... |
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15 Apr 16 - 06:01 AM (#3785437) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Gallus Moll this is getting close to 'too much information' - and I agree with Acme, never post anything online the night before / while under the influence - - wait till the cold light of day, reflect upon it -- and amend or delete! |
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15 Apr 16 - 06:19 AM (#3785439) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Steve Shaw That was not possible for me last night following Liverpool's heroics. 😩*Groan*😣 |
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15 Apr 16 - 07:18 AM (#3785450) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Will Fly I think we ought to see the videos (of PFR, that is, not Liverpool). |
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15 Apr 16 - 08:41 AM (#3785460) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Steve Shaw Everton fan then, Will? |
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15 Apr 16 - 09:48 AM (#3785468) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Will Fly Nah - totally uninterested in footie these days. I used to support Bolton Wanderers when I was about 10 or 11 years old (almost my home town at that time). But that's 60 years ago. |
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15 Apr 16 - 10:56 AM (#3785473) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: MikeL2 Hi Steve I watched Liverpool on TV last night. Begrudgingly (as a Man U SUPPORTER) I found it a great game to watch. They played with pace,skill and intensity that took Borussia by surprise. Like many others I thought they had lost it when Borussia made it 3-1. It looked all over bar the shouting. What a great comeback.Great game. It reminded me of that great fight back to win the Euro Champions Cup in Turkey. That night we were in Spain and were watching the game in a bar and it looked all over so we went and sat outside. We were friendly with some Portuguese fans and when they came out and told us that Liverpool won we thought they were joking , knowing we were Man U fans. Jim ; Liverpool haven't actually won anything yet....they are in the semis. Cheers Mike |
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15 Apr 16 - 10:58 AM (#3785474) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Steve Shaw Went to school in Bolton, Will. There was damn good chippy just opposite Burnden Park, ideal when waiting to get the last 52 back to Radcliffe after a pint or eight in the Trotters. If you don't follow football at all these days, don't even think of checking how the Wanderers are doing this season. You'll only go upsetting yourself. |
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15 Apr 16 - 11:02 AM (#3785475) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Steve Shaw I watched the FA Cup replay the other night. Seen better matches at Close Park of a Sunday morning, Mike. I admit that Man U were a bit better in the second half, but they're singularly unimpressive under this gaffer. And the last gaffer... |
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15 Apr 16 - 11:25 AM (#3785481) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: punkfolkrocker I'm back.. still recovering... Ok.. once ?.. fair enough, it's a considerate bloke's duty to know where it is and how to work it.. twice ?.. well, a gent has got to put in the effort... multiple bloody times !!!???, now come on ladies.. that's just getting too greedy... My back aint as supple or strong as it used to be.... 😬 FOOTBALL: Can't understand why any bloke would want to watch 2 teams of over pampered prima donnas kicking a ball about on the telly, when there are so many videos of ladies taking their clothes off still to be watched... 😜 .. or even vintage cowboy and war movies... My mrs is the one in our house with any interest in sport.. If Wales ever win the rugby I know my back is going to be at risk over the rest of the weekend... |
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15 Apr 16 - 11:35 AM (#3785487) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Will Fly By gum, Steve, what would Nat Lofthouse have said? Poor old Trotters! I lived in Horwich in those days but went to school in Bolton. |
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15 Apr 16 - 01:07 PM (#3785495) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Steve Shaw Not Thornleigh by any chance? Now didn't I tell you not to go upsetting yourself? |
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15 Apr 16 - 01:29 PM (#3785499) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Will Fly No - Bolton School for Boys (scholarship boy - poor but reasonably bright). |
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15 Apr 16 - 02:10 PM (#3785501) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: keberoxu Not one month ago there was a thread here about coping with "predator horny women" of a certain age. Maybe combine the two threads.... |
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15 Apr 16 - 05:12 PM (#3785523) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: keberoxu as in, "you dirty old predator horny women" ?! |
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15 Apr 16 - 05:13 PM (#3785524) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Steve Shaw Bolton School? Snob! |
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15 Apr 16 - 08:38 PM (#3785548) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: keberoxu punkfolkrocker, it's called sexual HEALING, no? |
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16 Apr 16 - 10:10 AM (#3785603) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: punkfolkrocker errrr... you're sure it's not called sexual MISADVENTURE & POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER, yes?... 😜 |
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16 Apr 16 - 10:12 AM (#3785604) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: punkfolkrocker .. I told her the old pine bedframe wasn't up to the weight of all those industrial pulleys, ropes and chains... 😬 |
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16 Apr 16 - 02:15 PM (#3785640) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: keberoxu well, you SOUND better, at any rate. |
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17 Apr 16 - 02:27 PM (#3785762) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: keberoxu ....you are still alive, right? |
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17 Apr 16 - 07:34 PM (#3785796) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: Gallus Moll Ah bet ye're a' talk and nae action -- -?! |
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17 Apr 16 - 08:20 PM (#3785798) Subject: RE: BS: you dirty old ____ From: punkfolkrocker .. action ????? blimey.. what do you want ??? .. a team of Firemen and Chippendales all oiled up and ready to climb up ladders and jump through windows for you... ??? Even my wife's not that demanding...!!!!??? 😮 |