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21 Aug 16 - 10:07 AM (#3806066) Subject: BS: Songs for Donny to sing From: Rapparee Describe the candidate and/or their platform by using a song they might sing. For example, Trump might sing: Battle hymn of the Republican Four prominent bastards One big rule: if challenged you must be able to post the lyrics. |
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21 Aug 16 - 10:28 AM (#3806068) Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Donny to sing From: Greg F. Ochs' "Cops Of The World" might be a place to start |
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21 Aug 16 - 11:33 AM (#3806073) Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Donny to sing From: mkebenn Don't know if it was ever put to music. Vachel Lindsey's "Congo" "The mumbo jumbo will hodoo you" Mike |
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21 Aug 16 - 12:30 PM (#3806082) Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Donny to sing From: gillymor For Donny to sing: "Step Right Up" - Tom Waits |
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21 Aug 16 - 12:50 PM (#3806084) Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Donny to sing From: Greg F. He could cover Sinatra's "My Way" |
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21 Aug 16 - 02:04 PM (#3806098) Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Donny to sing From: gnu Given his recent... ahhh... ONE of his absolutely insane, bizarre and troubling diatribes... Language warning. |
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21 Aug 16 - 02:59 PM (#3806105) Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Donny to sing From: Donuel I challenge Rap Do you use my version or the Capitol Steps? |
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21 Aug 16 - 03:38 PM (#3806112) Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Donny to sing From: Greg F. Well, Gnu's got the number one Trump hit so far! |
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21 Aug 16 - 05:49 PM (#3806123) Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Donny to sing From: gillymor I'm the Slime- Frank Zappa "I may be vile and pernicious But you can't look away..." |
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21 Aug 16 - 07:10 PM (#3806128) Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Donny to sing From: McGrath of Harlow Here's one that somehow seems to fit remarkably well. There are plenty more verses around, but sometimes little is more, and these do seem to match the man. (I posted this in a thread a few weeks back, but so what?) I wanted to go on the stage And now my ambitions, I've got 'em My friends they all think I'm the rage As the hole in the Elephant's bottom Last night, I had some bad luck The manager said I was rotten I happened to get my head stuck Through the hole in the elephant's bottom My part it is not very long Nor yet is it easily forgotten If you're looking for me come and look Through the hole in the elephant's bottom. Shouldn't this count as a music thread? |
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21 Aug 16 - 08:48 PM (#3806138) Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Donny to sing From: Rapparee Challenge which one? |
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21 Aug 16 - 11:10 PM (#3806145) Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Donny to sing From: Louie Roy Trump is probably singing loud and clear Goodbye lying crookity Hillary Goodbye |
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22 Aug 16 - 03:41 AM (#3806156) Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Donny to sing From: Mr Red I would posit my song about "Pure Finding*" (6th one down). But it is about a chap collecting Dog Crap not spouting it. *it was a Victorian profession, sold to tanneries to soften leather. Alkaline excreta counteracts the tannic acid used to tan hides. Pigeon poo is used in Arab countries. |
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22 Aug 16 - 05:31 PM (#3806236) Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Donny to sing From: Donuel Sing a song of TrumpPence, A pocket full of lies. Four and twenty blackmen Baked in a pie. When the pie was opened, The birds began to stink; Wasn't that a dainty dish, To make those people extinct? Donald was in his counting house, Counting out his money; The queen was in the parlour, Eating speed and honey. The gardener in the garden, spreading the manure, When down came a blackbird pecking like a skewer They sent for Donald's doctor, who sewed him up again He sewed him all so neatly, the seam was never seen. |