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BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but

26 Oct 16 - 01:56 PM (#3816654)
Subject: BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but
From: Steve Shaw

...you'd better put all your ashes in one casket. Thus spake il Papa!   😂


26 Oct 16 - 02:03 PM (#3816657)
Subject: RE: BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but
From: Jack Campin

Some of Clyde Tombaugh's ashes were in the Pluto probe. If the Pope thinks that's a problem, the Vatican had better fund a deep space mission to get them back.


26 Oct 16 - 02:06 PM (#3816658)
Subject: RE: BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but
From: Mr Red

Health & Safety in Santander dictates you should not "put all your Basques in one exit"


26 Oct 16 - 05:25 PM (#3816696)
Subject: RE: BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but
From: Donuel

Dear Pope, Fire destroys DNA. If you imagine partial transubstantiations going to heaven like an incomplete Star Trek transporter victim, rest your weary mind. That possibility ended with ashes.


26 Oct 16 - 05:45 PM (#3816697)
Subject: RE: BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but
From: Steve Shaw

The Basques are mostly a bit further east than Santander, Mr Red!


26 Oct 16 - 07:07 PM (#3816714)
Subject: RE: BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but
From: frogprince

Was this about an honest-to-gawd serious statement by his daddyness, or something he is loose enough to joke about? To believe that God can reconstitute someone who has made an ash of himself, but not if the guy's ash is in more than one place, is...is...


26 Oct 16 - 07:11 PM (#3816718)
Subject: RE: BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but
From: Steve Shaw

If I were God I'd rather have a nice pile of dry ash to work on, resurrection-wise, than a stinking heap of half-rotted cadaver.


26 Oct 16 - 07:31 PM (#3816724)
Subject: RE: BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but
From: Donuel

Frogprince and Mr. Red are never seen Together. Hmmm?


26 Oct 16 - 08:37 PM (#3816734)
Subject: RE: BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but
From: Janie

Glad Katlaughing ain't worrying about all this foolishness. Her ashes are scattered all over the world, and a little bit of them are still on my dresser, waiting for me to find one last, perfect spot.


26 Oct 16 - 09:02 PM (#3816737)
Subject: RE: BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but
From: Steve Shaw

I once read that if you tip an average size glass of water into the sea, wait a year or two, then scoop water out of the sea with the same glass anywhere in the world, there will be about a hundred molecules of your original water in that glass. Just think of all that carbon dioxide that you turn into when you snuff it, quickly if you're cremated and slowly if you just moulder. You'll get everywhere. Get real, Pope Franny!


27 Oct 16 - 03:37 AM (#3816759)
Subject: RE: BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but
From: Mr Red

The Basques are mostly a bit further east than Santander, Mr Red!
They're leaving to go home!


27 Oct 16 - 03:45 AM (#3816761)
Subject: RE: BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but
From: Mr Red

Frogprince and Mr. Red are never seen Together. Hmmm?

I never kissed him - that's fer sure!


27 Oct 16 - 05:48 AM (#3816770)
Subject: RE: BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but
From: Steve Shaw

Aha - a Bill Clintonesque denial...


27 Oct 16 - 08:32 PM (#3816869)
Subject: RE: BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but
From: Steve Shaw

There's a spot by a big dolerite rock on the Rumps headland in Cornwall where my ashes are going. I wouldn't mind just a whiff of breeze to get some of them airborne. It's my very favourite spot in the whole world with one of the best views of cliffs and sea I know.


28 Oct 16 - 04:28 AM (#3816884)
Subject: RE: BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but
From: Doug Chadwick

From my reading of it, the Pope is not so much worried about the ashes themselves, but rather the motivation of those doing the scattering.

If your loved one's ashes are sitting are sitting on the mantelpiece, there is no need to visit the churchyard. If you hold a little ceremony to scatter your loved one in the woods, could the next step be holding the wood sacred leading to worship of woodland spirits? If people get solace and comfort from sending ashes all over the world, will they still feel the need to turn to the Mother Church? If sending ashes into the solar system becomes popular then Rome becomes less the centre of the universe.

The Pope is worried about pantheism. He would prefer to have the ashes kept in cemeteries or churches where he has influence and control.

DC


28 Oct 16 - 04:41 AM (#3816885)
Subject: RE: BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but
From: Doug Chadwick

that last line should read:

........... where he can have influence and control on those left behind.

DC


29 Oct 16 - 04:31 AM (#3816999)
Subject: RE: BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but
From: Mr Red

FWIW if I may introduce a serious observation (just this once)

When my sister died I got my Bro-in-law to send some of her ashes to me and when he & the kids came over we sprinkled some on my father's grave.

Something I regret I didn't think of when mother died.

Just saying - a nice concept to put in place when considering what to do with peoples' ashes.


29 Oct 16 - 07:08 AM (#3817019)
Subject: RE: BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but
From: banjoman

As a catholic for more than 70 years, I have long since taken the view that the old men in the Vatican have so little experience of life that much of what they say has to be personal opinion and little to do with faith in Jesus Christ who would be laughing in his grave (if he had one)
As for me - I have always wanted to be buried at sea so certain people who have threatened to dance on my grave could finally fulfil their wish. Otherwise, if cremated then scatter my ashes around Anfield Football Stadium which has already been used for such purposes on numerous occasions. (Hillsborough)


29 Oct 16 - 07:17 AM (#3817020)
Subject: RE: BS: Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, but
From: Steve Shaw

Yeah, Anfield. Damn. I may have to have my ashes split....