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26 Feb 18 - 09:07 AM (#3908079) Subject: BS: Cold Nuts From: Big Al Whittle There is snow in the wind. The corner shop is selling de-icer and toy sledges. It is very cold. And yet there was this man wearing tight red shorts going into the Coop. Could there be a scientific explanation? Perhaps he is hoping to impregnate his wife, or someone else's wife, and he heard that cold testicles produce more sperms. |
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26 Feb 18 - 09:13 AM (#3908080) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: punkfolkrocker I rinse mine in cold water everyday afer hot soap and water... So I should be acclimatised ok if my trousers accidently fall down whilst out and about Town this week...... |
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26 Feb 18 - 09:21 AM (#3908082) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Senoufou Hahahaha! The poor sperms will be too blooming frozen to swim Al. My husband has just left for work in his long thermal under-trousers, long-sleeved thermal vest, thick over-trousers, ridiculously thick jumper, a padded, hooded jacket that's more like a duvet, a woolly hat and two pairs of gloves. Does he work outside? you may ask. No, he cleans in a nice warm school, to which he drives in his nice warm car. But he says he has to go across to the other building block (the 'Art Suite'), a walk of about two minutes. But he does like the snow (novelty factor) |
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26 Feb 18 - 10:26 AM (#3908095) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Charmion Eliza, you remind me of the Sudanese family that lived around the corner from us in Ottawa. Papa would put out the garbage in the morning with a sleeping bag wrapped around him -- in April! |
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26 Feb 18 - 01:55 PM (#3908129) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: keberoxu Close red trousers -- I remember a meditation on close red trousers from the ending pages of Lady Chatterley's Lover, of all places. |
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26 Feb 18 - 07:31 PM (#3908167) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Bee-dubya-ell Wearing tight red shorts is a bit self-defeating if the objective is to cool one's testicles. The tight shorts would squeeze the testicle tightly against other bodily parts where they would absorb body heat, thereby negating any cooling from a cool environment. To maximize sperm production, one needs to wear loose red shorts. |
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26 Feb 18 - 07:56 PM (#3908172) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: frogprince "one needs to wear loose red shorts." But the fallout from that can be devastating. |
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26 Feb 18 - 08:48 PM (#3908179) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Rapparee You never heard of a fallout shelter? |
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27 Feb 18 - 04:04 AM (#3908213) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Nigel Parsons I was down the beach and saw this well hung man leave the sea to walk up the beach. Every couple of steps his 'tip' would bounce on the sand. He saw me watching, and asked: "What're you staring at? Doesn't yours shrink when it's been in cold water?" |
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27 Feb 18 - 04:23 AM (#3908217) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Senoufou Hahahahahaha Nigel! I've heard that there are salons where men can get what's called a 'crack, back and sack' waxing, to remove all the hairs. I couldn't imagine anything more painful, the poor souls. Whatever IS this ridiculous fashion for ripping out every single hair from anywhere but one's head? Apparently (so my nieces in their late twenties tell me) one must shave or depilate ALL areas to appear completely prepubescent. That's really sinister in my view. (And how is one to keep one's bits warm??) |
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27 Feb 18 - 04:30 AM (#3908222) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Kenny B (inactive) I wonder did Nigels man coming out the water pass two old ladies where one had a stroke and the other couldn't reach |
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27 Feb 18 - 04:45 AM (#3908225) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Nigel Parsons As the woman said while watching Trump on tv after an uncomfortable waxing experience: "Maybe 'Bush' wasn't so bad." |
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27 Feb 18 - 05:36 AM (#3908237) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Senoufou Gaaaaah hahahahaha! The jokes on here are making me spill my tea all over my laptop! |
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27 Feb 18 - 01:31 PM (#3908382) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Big Al Whittle 16 inches predicted in some areas! |
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27 Feb 18 - 03:16 PM (#3908402) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Kenny B (inactive) Al is that comment due to a Brazilian perhaps? ( private joke) |
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27 Feb 18 - 04:07 PM (#3908410) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Joe_F My father would have said, "Where there's no sense, there's no feeling." |
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27 Feb 18 - 08:55 PM (#3908454) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Rapparee Well, shortly I'm off for 21 days in Hawai'i. As the blizzards hit on March 5 and end ten days later after dumping six feet of sn*w on everyone here, I'll be thinking of you. Yes, thinking of you and I'll raise a glass of Longboard or Koloa Rum to the thought. |
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27 Feb 18 - 09:28 PM (#3908458) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Steve Shaw If I let the nuts get too cold I'd be brain-dead. |
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28 Feb 18 - 04:05 AM (#3908474) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Nigel Parsons From: Kenny B - PM Date: 27 Feb 18 - 04:30 AM I wonder did Nigel's man coming out the water pass two old ladies where one had a stroke and the other couldn't reach Reminds me of the woman who went into the cathedral topless. The archbishop had a stroke. Then the dean came up and said "You can't come in here topless" The woman said "But I have a Divine Right." The dean says: "The left's not bad either, but you still can't come in!" |
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28 Feb 18 - 04:08 AM (#3908476) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Senoufou Hahahahahaaaaa! This thread is getting funnier and funnier! |
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28 Feb 18 - 04:09 AM (#3908477) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Joe Offer Cold nuts? I prefer my nuts hot and roasted.... ...I'm not particularly interested in reproducing. |
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28 Feb 18 - 04:38 AM (#3908480) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Senoufou We're snowed in here in Norfolk this morning. All schools are closed and all the main routes out of Norwich are closed too (A11, A47, Ring Road) Husband is relieved he doesn't have to drive through ten inches of snow down tiny Nowhere Lane to get to work. It's very pretty with some weak sunshine making the place glitter. Cold nuts all round I reckon! |
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28 Feb 18 - 05:29 AM (#3908495) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Joe Offer Chestnuts roasting on an open fire... |
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28 Feb 18 - 09:57 AM (#3908555) Subject: RE: BS: Cold Nuts From: Rapparee That's "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire." Chet had been very, very bad. |