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BS: What car would you or others be?

30 Mar 18 - 02:28 PM (#3914094)
Subject: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Donuel

What car do folks resemble in performance, fate or style?

Trump is a yellow 1971 Pinto.

I'm a 20 year old Caddy with broken sensors


30 Mar 18 - 02:34 PM (#3914095)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Dave the Gnome

Reliant Supervan III


30 Mar 18 - 02:46 PM (#3914098)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Donuel

Who? You?


30 Mar 18 - 02:56 PM (#3914099)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Dave the Gnome

Yep.


30 Mar 18 - 03:36 PM (#3914101)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Steve Shaw

Capri 2.8i. What else.


30 Mar 18 - 03:42 PM (#3914103)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: frogprince

I'd like to think of myself as a classic Duesenberg, but I'm probably more of a Yugo that has somehow managed to keep sputtering down the road.


30 Mar 18 - 03:45 PM (#3914104)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Steve Shaw

One or two people here might be All aggros...


30 Mar 18 - 06:25 PM (#3914127)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Bill D

A VW bus on steroids.. (for years in a former life and former state, I was known in some circles as "Bill the bus driver".)


30 Mar 18 - 08:15 PM (#3914147)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Rapparee

A 2012 Subaru Forester or whatever I'm currently driving. My wife is a 2004 Honda Element.


31 Mar 18 - 01:48 AM (#3914170)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Senoufou

I'm not very well up on makes or models of cars, but I would be a very well-upholstered, comfortable one, with large tyres, a capacious boot and plenty of room inside.


31 Mar 18 - 02:57 AM (#3914179)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: BobL

Sounds like the 1965 Morris Oxford I once owned. For leisurely rather than furious driving, but capable of a surprising turn of speed if left to get on with it.

Myself? Citroën 2CV - primitive, quirky, useful.


31 Mar 18 - 03:15 AM (#3914184)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Bonzo3legs

1955 Humber Super Snipe with front bench seat - no need to get in the back with your girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


31 Mar 18 - 08:48 AM (#3914243)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Donuel

Steve you must be a tiny thing. I can not fit my legs in a Capri.

My car is a real sleeper since I put a Yugo badge on the back.

Ivanka is a Cadillac two seater with a custom nose.

Americans have junk in the trunk, Brits have a snoot in the boot and Canadians have a Canute in the boot.


31 Mar 18 - 08:56 AM (#3914245)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: gillymor

I'd be a Toyota Tacoma pickup just like the last 4 vehicles I've owned.
Boring I know but none of them ever required a major repair and I took all of them to over 150K and one to 230.
Now Trump would be a big orange Hummer running straight pipes with a "No Fat Chicks" sticker on the rear window and Dr. Laura blasting on the stereo.


31 Mar 18 - 10:52 AM (#3914283)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Senoufou

We were watching a programme about Yanni, a British chap who customises supercars by wrapping them with lovely colours and accenting their trims and so on. He did a Lamborghini Aventador in the most delicious rose gold. It was absolutely beautiful, and it roared out of his workshop like a lion.
I've decided that, under my placid exterior, I'm secretly one of those. (But I must be in rose gold)

If you Google it, you can see it and have a drool.


31 Mar 18 - 12:39 PM (#3914307)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Donuel

If I were a Lamborghini I could be wrapped in kitty litter for all I care.

Gillmor, you are a wild and crazy practical utilitarian.

With a name like Dodge Ram it sounds accident prone.

If I had a pick up I might turn into a hoarder.


01 Apr 18 - 12:40 AM (#3914412)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I'm a rusty old International Harvester pickup lying abandoned in a weedy field. Someone stole my radiator to use in a moonshine still.


01 Apr 18 - 03:43 AM (#3914426)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Mr Red

Hola senors & senoritas - me? - I'm a Pegaso Z103 Panoramica with Hispano-Suiza heritage.


01 Apr 18 - 06:21 AM (#3914460)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: gillymor

That is very perceptive, Don, because sometimes, in the throes of passion, my wife cries out "Ravish me you wild and crazy practical utilitarian"


02 Apr 18 - 07:23 AM (#3914654)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Georgiansilver

An unrestored old banger.


02 Apr 18 - 10:29 AM (#3914697)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Donuel

There is value in being an original condition car. The problem is that it is not in its original condition.

I have noticed that ISIS also sees the practical value of Toyota pick ups.

I'm a sucker for cars that make 'couped' up back seat passengers uncomfortable. Watching some people finding it impossible to get out is a bit sadistic but funny as hell. However no one asks me for a ride to the airport.


02 Apr 18 - 11:49 AM (#3914717)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Thompson

I'm the village bike.


02 Apr 18 - 06:06 PM (#3914764)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Tattie Bogle

Kia Cee'd Eco something or other. Diesel-powered but because it's "Eco" I currently don't have to pay UK road tax: but since our totally incompetent Westminster govt have decided that diesel is awfy BAD (having previously promoted it as GOOD) I might have to start paying tax on it. It's not what you CO2, more what you NO2 it seems!


02 Apr 18 - 07:42 PM (#3914778)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Steve Shaw

"I'm the village bike."

See you tomorrow... :-)


02 Apr 18 - 09:45 PM (#3914801)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Joe Offer

My first car was a yellow 1970 Opel Kadett station wagon with "woody" sides. It had lots of power, and took me on my first cross-country trip from Milwaukee to Los Angeles in 48 hours.
Who would like a yellow 1970 Opel Kadett Woody? I did. I hated to have to sell it when the Army got me and sent me to Berlin.
-Joe-


02 Apr 18 - 11:26 PM (#3914812)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Donuel

in 1970 I had a Toyota wagon


05 Apr 18 - 06:25 PM (#3915468)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Bat Goddess

I'd like to think I'm a 1954 MG-TF... (or a 1928 Mercedes SSK).

But more realistically, I'm probably a 1997 Subaru Legacy with a blown head gasket and a strut that needs replacing.

Linn


05 Apr 18 - 08:12 PM (#3915479)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Steve Shaw

My bottom joint needed replacing. Is that even worse? My big end isn't too bad but my top hose is rotten and my con rod has seen better days... Maybe I need to be fitted with a new caliper...


06 Apr 18 - 04:47 AM (#3915525)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Dave the Gnome

From "Farmer Hugh's motor car"

He rode with all precautions
Safety belt and all the lot
But one night of hot romance
His suppressor he forgot
As he changed from first to second
His piston gathered speed
His brakes they failed, His clutch it slipped
Because his big end had been seized.


06 Apr 18 - 02:17 PM (#3915670)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Dave the Gnome

Just realised why that sprang to mind. I was twixt Rawtenstall and Bacup, where farmer Hugh lived, on Tuesday!


06 Apr 18 - 03:03 PM (#3915681)
Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Steve Shaw

Me gran was born in ozzletwizzle and me dad's lot all come from Gret Harrerd. I love the accent!