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Another Scottish mondegreen

14 Apr 19 - 07:49 PM (#3987402)
Subject: Another Scottish mondegreen
From: GUEST,Jon Bartlett

Long ago, I acquired a Hamish Imlach LP, and a very fine album it was. It contained, among others, "Hairy Mary". The song describes a fella who after a few pints picks up a bird at the Palais and takes her home. Then comes this verse:

Oot cam her mammy, she was goin to the cludgie
Oh, a bucket of shardfish...

I knew that a cludgie was an outside loo, but what was the need for the shardfish? How would they help in the excretory process? And what WERE shardfish, anyway? After consulting various Scots friends and looking it up in Scottish dictionaries, I was none the wiser. Finally, I saw the verse in print:

Oot cam her mammy, she was goin to the cludgie
Oh, I buggered off sharpish...

Jon Bartlett


15 Apr 19 - 05:26 AM (#3987446)
Subject: RE: Another Scottish mondegreen
From: Jack Campin

What Imlach did to that song was repulsive - self-indulgent macho drunken grunts. It's not surprising people get the words wrong listening to him. Sadly most people think that's the way you have to sing it.

Did Carl MacDougall ever record it himself?


15 Apr 19 - 06:46 AM (#3987462)
Subject: RE: Another Scottish mondegreen
From: GUEST

https://youtu.be/Zch5NQcmWKI


15 Apr 19 - 09:30 AM (#3987476)
Subject: RE: Another Scottish mondegreen
From: GUEST

That's a bit po-faced, Jack Campin


15 Apr 19 - 09:42 AM (#3987478)
Subject: RE: Another Scottish mondegreen
From: GUEST,akenaton

Mr Campin was the original "poe", Hamish was a magnificent entertainer.


15 Apr 19 - 11:36 AM (#3987495)
Subject: RE: Another Scottish mondegreen
From: John MacKenzie

What Ake said, in triplicate ;)


15 Apr 19 - 12:03 PM (#3987506)
Subject: RE: Another Scottish mondegreen
From: Johnny J

Here's an early version which sounds quite sedate....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMxyP3oEFlE

and the "self-indulgent macho drunken grunts" version especially for Jack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=040VB06-s1k


15 Apr 19 - 01:53 PM (#3987526)
Subject: RE: Another Scottish mondegreen
From: GUEST,akenaton

Thanks John, my, things have ferr chinged I remember how everybody loved this self- depreciating Glesca song.....now Hamish would be hounded out of the toon. We have become so fucking precious we don't know how to look into ourselves any longer.
Society is in deep trouble.


15 Apr 19 - 03:19 PM (#3987537)
Subject: RE: Another Scottish mondegreen
From: GUEST,Sol

"Society is in deep trouble"

Alas, I have to agree. Far too much cotton wool around these days.