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I'm a desperate little man

31 Dec 99 - 11:51 AM (#156099)
Subject: I'm a desperate little man
From: John Hardy

I admit it, I am a desperate little man.


31 Dec 99 - 12:44 PM (#156128)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: wildlone

so am I mate so am I


31 Dec 99 - 12:44 PM (#156129)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: paddymac

Lots of folks fit that category from time to time. Why do you think you're unique? More importantly, if you don't like the circumstance, what can you do about it?


31 Dec 99 - 01:46 PM (#156152)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From:

But do you carry two guns everyday ???


31 Dec 99 - 01:56 PM (#156153)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Pretty Boy Floyd

John Hardy may be a desperate little man, but Oklahoma knows me well.


31 Dec 99 - 02:15 PM (#156156)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: bseed(charleskratz)

All men lead lives of quiet desperation. I'm particularly desperate at the moment because I couldn't delete BSeed's cookie and announce myself as Heny David Thoreau.

Henry David Thoreau.


31 Dec 99 - 02:17 PM (#156157)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: MichaelM

I've decided to lead a life of noisy desperation. A small step for a man.


31 Dec 99 - 02:17 PM (#156158)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: bseed(charleskratz)

Despite the fact that I, too, failed in erasing BSeed's cookie, I'm not desperate. I'm gonna rise again.

Mary Ellen Carter


31 Dec 99 - 02:21 PM (#156159)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Frankie

Not just men, dammit. Humph! Men - can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em. Even if they done you wrong. Anybody round here seen that Alice Bly floozy?


31 Dec 99 - 02:31 PM (#156160)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Áine

I'm confused -- Is DESPERATE or LITTLE the operative word here?

:-)


31 Dec 99 - 05:14 PM (#156226)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: sophocleese

Áine, MAN. :-)


31 Dec 99 - 05:18 PM (#156229)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Richard Bridge

The Romans thought little men were in a sense better endowed. You punctuate the sentence.


31 Dec 99 - 06:15 PM (#156245)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: paddymac

Mary Ellen Carter - every man hopes to rise again, when opportunity calls.


31 Dec 99 - 08:25 PM (#156314)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Davey

This thread appears to be slowly degenerating into a series of subtle sexual innuendos.... (I love it !!)

Davey... (:>)


31 Dec 99 - 08:33 PM (#156319)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Áine

One of you guys 'splain this one to me -- Why is it that the older a man gets, the bigger his handkerchief gets???


31 Dec 99 - 08:49 PM (#156328)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Liz the Squeak

Hey, there are lots of desperate little ladies out there, go get one, if that is your bag, if not, I have a couple of phone numbers for the UK who could probably see you right.....

LTS, not quite so desperate now.....


31 Dec 99 - 09:00 PM (#156340)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: MarkS

In that case try Viagra - unless you are a lawyer. Then it just makes you taller.


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Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Terry Allan Hall

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01 Jan 00 - 07:56 PM (#156767)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Den

I've a desperate mini van, Den


01 Jan 00 - 08:30 PM (#156784)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Paul G.

I'm a little desperate, man.


01 Jan 00 - 11:42 PM (#156864)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: JenEllen

Mark, don't chew the Viagra. You'll get a stiff neck. Elle


02 Jan 00 - 12:08 AM (#156870)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Davey

My grandpa went to the druggist for viagra, and asked for only four pills, cut into quarters.. He explained that sex was out of the question at his age, he just wanted to get it up enough that he didn't piss on his shoes.


02 Jan 00 - 03:26 PM (#157052)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: kendall

a friend of mine (banjo player) took a Viagra and an iron supplement at the same time..he stood pointing north for 3 days..


02 Jan 00 - 06:12 PM (#157120)
Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: TerriM

Heard about the 91 year old given viagra every night at the nursing home just before bedtime?? When his kids enquired as to why , they said It stops him rolling out of bed.