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Country music motto

14 Apr 20 - 06:37 PM (#4046140)
Subject: Country music motto
From: Bonzo3legs

Leave me or I'll find someone who will !!!!!!!!


15 Apr 20 - 08:20 PM (#4046340)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: GUEST,Jerome Clark

All those exclamation points give me a headache.


15 Apr 20 - 08:49 PM (#4046342)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: Tony Rees

I thought country music was "Three chords and the truth"...


15 Apr 20 - 08:52 PM (#4046343)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: GUEST,Jerome Clark

No, actually, "Three chords, the truth, and a whole lot of exclamation points to beat your head with in case you didn't get the point."


16 Apr 20 - 06:02 AM (#4046389)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: Jim Carroll

"Country music motto"
How about, "Bend over hoss - I've got something for y'all"
Sorry, couldn't resist (bet the cowboy said that too)
Jim Carroll


16 Apr 20 - 08:11 AM (#4046412)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: DonMeixner

An old truck, an old farm, and Martin D-45 with a huge pick guard and butterbean tuners.


16 Apr 20 - 09:27 AM (#4046441)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: GUEST

"I like both kinds of music, Country and Western."

"Squeal like a piggy."


16 Apr 20 - 09:29 AM (#4046443)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: GUEST,gillymor

That was me without cookie.


16 Apr 20 - 09:32 AM (#4046444)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: cnd

I think now is a fitting time to bring up David Allan Coe's You Never Even Called Me By My Name. The final chorus of the song runs through about every popular theme in country songs.


16 Apr 20 - 09:49 AM (#4046449)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: gillymor

There is this iconic verse from the great Merle Haggard's "Okie From Muskogee:

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee
We don't take our trips on LSD
We don't our burn draft cards down on Main Street
'Cause we like living right and being free

but I prefer the Youngblood's reworking of it:

We might smoke marijuana if we want to
Now and then a trip on LSD
We still burn Old Glory down at the White House
'Cause we like living right and being free


16 Apr 20 - 10:22 AM (#4046455)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: Bonzo3legs

I do lots of exclamation marks because I can, I really do and I mean that most sincerely!!


16 Apr 20 - 10:22 AM (#4046456)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: Bonzo3legs

There are no strangers, just friends you don't recognise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


16 Apr 20 - 10:51 AM (#4046462)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: Dave the Gnome

How's the Mrs, Bonzo?


16 Apr 20 - 11:44 AM (#4046472)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: GUEST,Hootenanny

The song referenced above by David Allen Coe was actually written by Steve Goodman one of the great writers who sadly died young.


16 Apr 20 - 12:20 PM (#4046480)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: cnd

Correct indeed Hootenanny, Coe mentions that in the song before launching into the last stanza. In a funny twist of fate and timing, Goodman wrote the song with the help of John Prine. Prine also helped write it but thought country listeners would find it offensive and asked not to be mentioned.


16 Apr 20 - 01:54 PM (#4046503)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: GUEST,Modette

I've said this before, but the Bonzo creature buys his exclamation marks wholesale.

Here's one for him Asshole from El Paso, courtesy of my brother Pádraig.


16 Apr 20 - 08:25 PM (#4046572)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: voyager

The Last Word in Lonesome is Me


16 Apr 20 - 10:35 PM (#4046579)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: Tony Rees

And the first word in "country" is...


16 Apr 20 - 10:36 PM (#4046580)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: Tony Rees

(sorry, I should probably not have said that)


17 Apr 20 - 10:04 PM (#4046739)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: GUEST

In my country, country music was music.


17 Apr 20 - 10:06 PM (#4046740)
Subject: RE: Country music motto
From: GUEST,Exclamation Points Like Cats

More than two and you definitely crazy.