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Folk songs for DIY jobs

10 Aug 20 - 10:26 AM (#4067887)
Subject: Folk songs for DIY jobs
From: Dave the Gnome

I'm sure I've mentioned the before but can't find it. Doing some crack filling and repairs before decorating. It always kicks me off on the famous DIY song

Oh Polycell, oh Polycell
The grouting's now begun

Any more?

:D tG


10 Aug 20 - 10:40 AM (#4067889)
Subject: RE: Folk songs for DIY jobs
From: cnd

Not really a folk song but a more modern song that I enjoy that really encapsulates the DIY-er's spirit is

Hard On Equipment (Tool for the Job) by Corb Lund, a Canadian singer


10 Aug 20 - 10:40 AM (#4067890)
Subject: RE: Folk songs for DIY jobs
From: Nigel Parsons

Yes, you've mentioned it before but no other lyrics were forthcoming.
No other hits found with Google.


10 Aug 20 - 10:43 AM (#4067891)
Subject: RE: Folk songs for DIY jobs
From: Nigel Parsons

Of course, DIY often results in calling in the experts:
The Gasman cometh


10 Aug 20 - 10:53 AM (#4067892)
Subject: RE: Folk songs for DIY jobs
From: Long Firm Freddie

Handyman Blues

Billy Bragg and a support group of DIY phobic comedians.

LFF


10 Aug 20 - 12:37 PM (#4067900)
Subject: RE: Folk songs for DIY jobs
From: GUEST,Roger

Mary and the Solder
Grout of the Blues
Tangled up in Glue
House of Cards
If I Had a Hammer
Ten Thousand Tiles
A Man of Constant Borrow

Or a film for all the amateur plumbers
Before the Flood!!


16 Aug 20 - 07:49 AM (#4068530)
Subject: RE: Folk songs for DIY jobs
From: jojofolkagogo

Then, there is also the
" F F F FLAT PACK BLUES"


16 Aug 20 - 08:39 AM (#4068538)
Subject: RE: Folk songs for DIY jobs
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler

I have the words of the late Pat Robson's Do-it-yourself song somewhere.

Robin


16 Aug 20 - 08:47 AM (#4068539)
Subject: RE: Folk songs for DIY jobs
From: GUEST,Derrick

Then there's the music hall song "When Father papered the parlour"


16 Aug 20 - 11:59 AM (#4068558)
Subject: RE: Folk songs for DIY jobs
From: Jack Campin

Hang Down Your Head, Tom Dulux
Pretty Pollyfilla


17 Aug 20 - 06:58 AM (#4068616)
Subject: RE: Folk songs for DIY jobs
From: John MacKenzie

Drill ye Tarriers Drill

Anything sung with deep emulsion.


17 Aug 20 - 09:40 AM (#4068626)
Subject: RE: Folk songs for DIY jobs
From: gillymor

When I was renovating houses I used to unconsciously sing "This old house is falling down around my ears," from the Richard Thompson song.


17 Aug 20 - 03:18 PM (#4068657)
Subject: RE: Folk songs for DIY jobs
From: Helen

Or you could watch The Red Green Show for inspiration. 101 uses for duct tape. "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."


18 Aug 20 - 02:26 AM (#4068690)
Subject: RE: Folk songs for DIY jobs
From: The Sandman

d i y man by john m garrett


18 Aug 20 - 04:08 AM (#4068694)
Subject: RE: Folk songs for DIY jobs
From: Acorn4

This is probably my favourite on the subject:-

Spencer's Cock