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06 Jul 22 - 10:44 PM (#4146537) Subject: Lyr Add: A Day On The Coast From: GUEST,F the Ineffable A Day on the Coast I saw the news today, oh boy Jeff Bezos thrusting into outer space I hope he’s found his happy place Well, I just had to laugh I saw the photograph He blew his wad out on the way He didn’t notice that the seat was wet A crowd of people stood and booed They hated Amazon Nobody was really sure just what the hell was going on I’d love to move to Mars I saw the news today, oh boy About a doctor who won’t get his shots And though it makes his patients plotz* All they can do is ask But he won’t wear a mask I’d love to move to Mars Woke up, fell out of bed Picked the ticks from off my head Found my pu-erh tea and drank a cup And looking up, I noticed I was fat Found my old N95 Gotta keep myself alive Drove out to the headlands, had a smoke Nobody spoke, so I fell into a dream I left the house today, oh boy Four thousand visitors along the coast And though they all were rather gay They threw their masks away Know we know how many masks it takes to fill Bodega Bay I’d love to move to Mars * Plotz, Yiddish: collapse or be beside oneself with frustration, annoyance, or other strong emotion |