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Songs about Smashed Avocados

15 May 23 - 02:47 AM (#4172232)
Subject: Smashed Avocados
From: GUEST,RJM

Anyone know any songs on this subject?


15 May 23 - 03:14 AM (#4172233)
Subject: RE: Smashed Avocados
From: Helen

No but avocados served any way are super yummy, even cake, ice cream, and the usual guacamole, etc so bring on the songs, I say!

My fave breakfast is avocado, bacon and tomato on toast.


15 May 23 - 03:21 AM (#4172234)
Subject: RE: Smashed Avocados
From: Helen

BTW, in case the reference to smashed avos relates to people who pay for it at cafes and by implication, are rich enough afford to pay other people to smash their avos for them, I make the breakfast toast sensation myself. LOL. And avos in Oz are very cheap lately due to the ups and downs of weather patterns over the last few years.


15 May 23 - 03:28 AM (#4172236)
Subject: RE: Smashed Avocados
From: GUEST,RJM

very healthy, apparently


15 May 23 - 03:44 AM (#4172237)
Subject: RE: Smashed Avocados
From: Helen

Yes, healthy fats. And not just healthy but boring. Healthy and yummy! A match made in heaven. :-D


15 May 23 - 04:32 AM (#4172240)
Subject: RE: Smashed Avocados
From: Hagman

It should also be noted that the phrase "smashed avo," now part of the vernacular, was an Aussie invention. Now an integral menu item at every reasonably up-market breakfast venue from Hobart to Cape York, and all westerly directions.


(As far as taste goes, for me, Helen, it may be "healthy," but it's definitely "boring.")


15 May 23 - 04:47 AM (#4172241)
Subject: RE: Smashed Avocados
From: Helen

No, a bit of olive oil, lemon juice and salt - amazing!


15 May 23 - 06:27 AM (#4172245)
Subject: RE: Smashed Avocados
From: Steve Shaw

Thinly slice two avocados and two mozzarella balls. Arrange the slices neatly in a serving dish. Halve a big handful of cherry tomatoes (quality paramount) and scatter them on top. Dribble your finest extra virgin olive oil over it all, grate some black pepper over and tear some baby basil leaves on top. You have the colours of the Italian flag and enough lovely grub for two, nowt else needed. Then (to stay on topic) write a song to eulogise about it.


15 May 23 - 06:36 AM (#4172247)
Subject: RE: Smashed Avocados
From: Steve Shaw

By the way, and it's an odd thing, but Italians hardly ever use avocados in their cuisine. They do have a lot of good songs though.


15 May 23 - 06:47 AM (#4172248)
Subject: RE: Smashed Avocados
From: Dave the Gnome

Does this start a new trend above the line? Talk about anything you like as long as you ask for a song about it! :-D


15 May 23 - 06:48 AM (#4172249)
Subject: RE: Smashed Avocados
From: Long Firm Freddie

The Wiggles singing about Smashed Avocado

LFF


15 May 23 - 06:56 AM (#4172250)
Subject: RE: Smashed Avocados
From: Dave the Gnome

BTW - The term "smashed avacado" fits nicely to Guantanamera :-D


15 May 23 - 11:43 AM (#4172264)
Subject: RE: Smashed Avocados
From: Stilly River Sage

I was trying to make it fit "Day-o" and it wasn't going. :)


15 May 23 - 12:52 PM (#4172266)
Subject: RE: Smashed Avocados
From: Dave the Gnome

Cado. Avacaa-aado
Smash 'em and put 'em to-oast


15 May 23 - 01:13 PM (#4172269)
Subject: RE: Songs about Smashed Avocados
From: Joe Offer

To "Guantanamera":

Smashed Avocado
I tell you, Smashed Avocado
Smashed Avocado
It makes a good guacamole


15 May 23 - 02:04 PM (#4172272)
Subject: RE: Songs about Smashed Avocados
From: Dave the Gnome

Perfect Joe :-D


15 May 23 - 02:47 PM (#4172278)
Subject: RE: Songs about Smashed Avocados
From: Helen

A short opinion piece with a counter argument to the original smashed avocado comment which proposed that young people can't afford to buy into the housing market because they spend their money on smashed avocado and coffee:

Why 'The Smashed Avocado'?

For the original context here is a BBC article about Bernard Salt who made the contentious comment in 2016:

How row over mashed avocado toast is dividing Australian generations
(Published 18 October 2016)


15 May 23 - 03:09 PM (#4172279)
Subject: RE: Songs about Smashed Avocados
From: Long Firm Freddie

Smashed Avocado Stratocaster

What else would you accompany a song about smashed avocado on?

LFF


15 May 23 - 04:28 PM (#4172287)
Subject: RE: Songs about Smashed Avocados
From: Helen

I can imagine Mic Conway of Captain Matchbox Whoopee Band fame writing a good song about smashed avos.

Maybe something like, doing the avocado rag, or in the style of Tom Lehrer's Masochism Tango, which the Whoopee Band used to perform.


15 May 23 - 06:02 PM (#4172292)
Subject: RE: Songs about Smashed Avocados
From: Steve Shaw

Whilst enjoying the levity in this esteemed thread, and not at all wishing to sound like the party pooper (and speaking as a passionate avocado eater), I should point out that avocados represent one of the most environmentally unfriendly crops on earth, right up there with Californian almonds and Amazon palm oil. There's almost nothing to redeem them (except that they're delicious). Perhaps any song about smashed avocados (or any other manifestation of avocados) should be a protest song...


15 May 23 - 06:32 PM (#4172294)
Subject: RE: Songs about Smashed Avocados
From: gillymor

How are Things in Guacamole- apologies to Yip Harburg.


15 May 23 - 06:37 PM (#4172295)
Subject: RE: Songs about Smashed Avocados
From: Joe Offer

The environmental impact of growing avocados is a concern - especially here in California, but there are ways to reduce that impact.

https://greenly.earth/en-us/blog/ecology-news/what-is-the-avocados-environmental-impact


16 May 23 - 12:33 PM (#4172337)
Subject: RE: Songs about Smashed Avocados
From: Howard Kaplan

Since "guacamole" is sometimes pronounced as if the first syllable were "whock", I tend to conflate guacamole with whack-a-mole.


16 May 23 - 04:59 PM (#4172367)
Subject: RE: Songs about Smashed Avocados
From: Dave the Gnome

Me too Howard!


14 Jul 23 - 03:21 AM (#4176803)
Subject: RE: Songs about Smashed Avocados
From: Dave the Gnome

I have just discovered that Marks and Spencers avocados are much better than Morrisons ones. My middle class indoctrination is complete! :-D


14 Jul 23 - 06:11 AM (#4176821)
Subject: RE: Songs about Smashed Avocados
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler

Could be used as a subject for a song along with marmite as foodstuffs that have love/hate bodies of opinion?

Robin


15 Jul 23 - 02:51 PM (#4176951)
Subject: RE: Songs about Smashed Avocados
From: GUEST,Rob Mad Jock Wright

Award winning song ‘Facebook ‘ by Angie Wright mentions avocado tart recipe.
Search to listen to the song. ??


16 Jul 23 - 05:03 PM (#4177033)
Subject: RE: Songs about Smashed Avocados
From: Richard Mellish

This probably ought to be below the line; but on the subject of smashed avocado see this question on YouTube.


21 Jul 23 - 08:46 AM (#4177346)
Subject: RE: Songs about Smashed Avocados
From: LittleMusgrove

There are songs BY Smashing Pumpkins. Is that of any use?


22 Jul 23 - 12:03 PM (#4177442)
Subject: RE: Songs about Smashed Avocados
From: GUEST,Severn

Do you accept songs about playing the deviled advocado?