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14 Feb 00 - 06:22 PM (#178321) Subject: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Mbo Alright, ladies, Mbo The Love God is here--ready to law down the laws of l'amour! Got my kissing booth ready....my moustache is trimmed to perfection...now who wants a smoochie? All it costs is a song!.....step right up step right up! C'mon--there must be tons o' lonely Mudcat ladies who need some muchas smoochas from little ol' me! --Mbo |
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14 Feb 00 - 06:33 PM (#178323) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Crowhugger Hey, there Mbo! A lovely offer indeedy! But what the heck's a lady, anyhow? ;-) And where DID you get the idea that a person of the female persuasion needs to be lonely to enjoy a grand old smooch-fest? Maybe hug your crow while I thinks me up suitable singable, just save yer smoochies for us feline friends. |
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14 Feb 00 - 06:40 PM (#178325) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Áine Oooohhhh, lucky me! Here I come, ya big ole smoocher ya! Do I get extra kisses for my song being in Irish then? -- Áine An Cailín Gaelach (The Irish Girl)
B'aite liom féin a bheith 'r thaobh mala shléibhe
'G éirí dom féin ar maidín an lae ghil
D'fhiafraigh mé dithe go ciúin 's go céillí
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14 Feb 00 - 06:43 PM (#178326) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Mbo Ooooh...more than worthy! Here's a couple big wet pógs fer ya, acusle mo chroidhe! --Mbo |
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14 Feb 00 - 06:55 PM (#178333) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Hagbardr Alright, I'm here.... HEY! Where did all the ladies go? I coulda sworn I saw some here just a minute ago! Hagbard |
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14 Feb 00 - 07:26 PM (#178345) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos 'S not your fault Haggie lad -- Cleigh set up some competition across the road and the gals ran over...:>) |
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14 Feb 00 - 08:03 PM (#178361) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Little Neophyte Going To The Chapel Of Love by Bette Midler Going to the Chapel and were Going to get married Going to the Chapel and were Going to get married Gee I really love ya cause were Going to get married Going to the Chapel of love So Mbo, as Marlene Deitrich would say(I think it was her?)........... "kiss me you fool" Happy Valentines Day Sweetie Luv Bonnie
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14 Feb 00 - 08:04 PM (#178362) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: JenEllen It's been a long time Since I've talked to you. Still I think about you now and then And thought of calling to. So there you are and here I am at last. The line so clear and the time so near It's like no time has passed.
I haven't been planning ahead these days.
Chorus
Well I hear that you found somebody new.
Chorus
Love doesn't die.
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14 Feb 00 - 08:16 PM (#178369) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos Mend him, , ye hot-hearted sweet lasses -- you, and you alone Have power that will reach our Mbo's bones Goddess has granted you the magic of the mending heart So heal our friend, and his life newly start! All of our loud and boyish cheer must yield to this: The sweet divinity of one warm lady's kiss So bring ye him your magic, and your touch Who has been wounded overmuch And thus display, for all poor men to see The honest vessel of divinity... (Exit stage left, pursued by a bear) |
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14 Feb 00 - 08:25 PM (#178375) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Troll Amos...You silver-tongued devil,you . troll |
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14 Feb 00 - 08:45 PM (#178378) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Brendy Sorry Mbo, I just dropped by for a bit of voyeurism - you know how it gets. But I chased somebody away from the keyhole a minute ago, so I thought I should just let you know. Some people..... heh? |
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14 Feb 00 - 08:53 PM (#178390) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Sorcha Cleigh has a KISSING BOOTH? DOES SPAW KNOW? I thought he was taking the watch at the Island! Sneaky lil' devil ain't he? |
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14 Feb 00 - 09:12 PM (#178396) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Sorcha Mbo, I canna write songs, but can I play you a tune for a kiss? (If you kiss old hags?) |
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14 Feb 00 - 09:24 PM (#178406) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos (Mbo sweeps Sorcha off her feet with a passionate and youthful kiss, causing sparks to fly from her hair and her toes to curl up). She staggers away to get her fiddle promising him the pick of the litter... |
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14 Feb 00 - 09:26 PM (#178409) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: GUEST,Cleigh O'Possum Catspaw said I should write and tell you that I really don't have a kissing booth. That mean Cletus who's always hanging around here is always making fun of people kissing me on my rump. Well the other day I got really mad and told Cletus that he could kiss my entire ass! He's still being mean and I want Catspaw to do something, but he just tells me that you can't cure terminal stupidity and I should just ignore him. I hope you have a nice time with your booth Mr. Mbo. We got some nice Valentine's here today including one with lots of chocolate from Ms. katlaughing and a real nice one too from Little Neo Bonnie. Ms. Bonnie even sent a picture that I really liked!!! So you don't have to kiss me on the rump, but if you want to, you can still give me a kiss. I always have a little smile on my lips, but that's kind of hard to see in the pictures of me. Happy Valentines Day to All my Friends at Mudcat. Cleigh O'Possum |
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14 Feb 00 - 09:39 PM (#178415) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Sorcha OOOOOHHHHHhhhhoooooOH! Two at once! Mbo--LITTER???????Like in CAT LITTER? Mah dawgs kiss kitty box crunchies, but not me! But twas a GREEEEAAAAAT Kiss! What tune do you want? Cleigh, darlin' in honor of Valentine's Day, you betcha I'll kiss you on the mouth, after all what are possums for?(But lemme tell ya, kid, kissin' don't last, cookin' do!) SMACK! for Cleigh! Just cause he has to stand watch all alone while the rest of us eat sand-dabs! |
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14 Feb 00 - 09:57 PM (#178429) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Crowhugger Oy Mbo, ya may have a long night ahead of ya.
As I sat down one evening, twas in a small cafe
I once had a logger lover. There's none like him today. |
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14 Feb 00 - 09:59 PM (#178431) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: GUEST Read Geodphry Chausher's Miller's Tale and yes indeed thy lovely will aford ye a "first kiss" but only one....don't come askin for a second for we know the tale also. |
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14 Feb 00 - 10:15 PM (#178439) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Brendy Hide Mbo, here comes your girlfriend! |
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14 Feb 00 - 11:02 PM (#178482) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos Oh, Sweet Jaysus, just when Mbo thought she was gone forever and had dreamed up a scheme to compensate for the loss, she comes storming down the road into the Mudcat Kissing Booth with fire leaping from her eyes and smoke curlin' out of her ears.!!! Fire On the Mountain, run Mbo, Run!!. . A |
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14 Feb 00 - 11:12 PM (#178490) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Mbo Oooooh....thanks folks! Sorcha, you can play me anything you want! Hon hon hon! Sorry Brendy--I don't have a girlfriend--in fact I've never had one. That's why I'm here tonight! Keep 'em comin! All that chanter blowing is good exercise for the lips! Peak performance, and all that! --Mbo |
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14 Feb 00 - 11:26 PM (#178504) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Sorcha MEEE BOOO, NEVER? SERIOUSLY?? Honey, see the thread about Older Women. I would take you under my wing just for your writing ability, if it were not for my honey of 26 years and the fact that I just MIGHT break your heart for good, if you loved me. Just where do you hang out, real time? Try the grocery store, and look for females shopping for one and ask a "STOOPID" question. Or, move to the Outlands, (ie,Wyo, Colo) and we'll find you a lady! |
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14 Feb 00 - 11:29 PM (#178506) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Marymac90 I finally get here and Mbo seems to have run off... Well, maybe if I sing real nice he'll come back after his jog. But ya'll gotta sing with me now, you know this... Kind friends all gather round, there's something I would say That what brings us together here has blessed us all today Love has made a circle that holds us all inside Where strangers are as family, and lonliness can't hide You must (chorus) Give yourself to love, if love is what you're after Open up your hearts to the tears and laughter And give yourself to love, give yourself to love I've walked these mountains in the rain, I've learned to love the wind I've been up before the sunrise to watch the day begin I always knew I'd find you, though I never did know how But like sunshine on a cloudy day, you stand before me now So (chorus) Love is born in fire, it's planted like a seed Love can't give you everything, but it gives you what you need Love comes when you are ready, love comes when you're afraid It will be your greatest teacher, the best friend you have made So (chorus) Give yourself to love, give yourself to love |
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14 Feb 00 - 11:31 PM (#178509) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Brendy Now THAT has to be one of the most bizarre personal ads I have ever seen. A gift horse should never be looked in the mouth oh pure one! |
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14 Feb 00 - 11:35 PM (#178511) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Mbo Too right, Sorcha--no girlfriends, no kisses, I can count on one finger how many female friends I've had that were my own age--I'm an uncooked blob of dough here! Mary, beautiful song--here's a big ol' smacker for a right good Philly lady! --Mbo |
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14 Feb 00 - 11:41 PM (#178514) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Little Neophyte Do we get round two for some more kisses? Here goes, I think this is Frank Sinatra You got to laugh a little Cry a little And let your poor heart die a little That's the story of That's the glory of love As long as there's the Mudcatters We've got the whole world in our arms And when there's not the Mudcatters We'll sing a mournful song You got to give a little Take a little And let your poor heart break a little That's the story of That's the glory of love Okay Mbo, this time I've got my eyes closed. Little Neo
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14 Feb 00 - 11:44 PM (#178516) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos Little Neophite is swept into cosmic flames by a long and tender kiss from mbo, and she feels herself joining the tides of Nirvana with shivers of love and happiness. She seriously considers moving to North Carolina.. . |
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14 Feb 00 - 11:45 PM (#178520) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Mbo Oh no Bonnie--not that song...it reminds me of HER. C'mere Bonnie, let me give you wanna those Mark II kisses to stamp the memory out! --Mbo |
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14 Feb 00 - 11:49 PM (#178524) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Sorcha OK, 'Catters, we've got to solve Mbo's problem. Who is single? Who is willing to meet Mbo live? What can we do here? Mbo MIGHT even be a VIRGIN--heaven forbid! Mbo, my darling, I AM NOT making fun of you........There is SOMEBODY out there who will love you, and can cook 'Taliano/Napolitano. C'mon, 'Catters, THIS is serious!* |
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14 Feb 00 - 11:50 PM (#178527) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Mbo You've hit it in the main, Sorcha. --Mbo |
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14 Feb 00 - 11:52 PM (#178529) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: catspaw49 If you look for hidden things, you can find them. You must open up your heart, not bar the door. Only love can break the fear you bind your heart in. Well its happened that way many times before. *************************************************
There's no need to think of me, I'll be happy where I'm going. Spaw (the amazing wisdom of Pat Sky at about your age Meebo) |
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15 Feb 00 - 06:56 PM (#178998) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Pelrad Does that mean Mbo is going to kiss Spaw now?? :-) |
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15 Feb 00 - 07:09 PM (#179004) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: wysiwyg Pelrad, Well since it is Mbo's booth and technically he should serve all comers (oops) he will have to kiss Spaw if Spaw has paid up, won't he? I didn't see any signs posted about the management having the right to refuse service to anyone it chooses, did anyone else see that? so.... So the question would be, is Spaw going to kiss Mbo?
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15 Feb 00 - 07:20 PM (#179014) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: catspaw49 Okay, but I'm not going to inhale. Or anything else for that matter. So why is the word "tongue" feminine in French, Spanish, Italian, etc......????? Spaw |
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15 Feb 00 - 07:20 PM (#179015) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: bflat Marymac has the song. Amos has what it takes. Anyone who makes me laugh out loud when I've spent the day cryin' --male or female deserves the kiss. I'm one good kisser, Amos bflat |
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15 Feb 00 - 07:26 PM (#179023) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Sorcha You know, we could set up an auction here--high bidder gets to watch and Max gets the dough! |
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15 Feb 00 - 07:32 PM (#179028) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: wysiwyg You want to WATCH that? |
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15 Feb 00 - 08:00 PM (#179041) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Crowhugger Heh heh, Praise, we'll just see who's willing to pay to watch that ;-) |
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15 Feb 00 - 08:33 PM (#179059) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos I think I'm honored, bflat, but I can't tell from your virtual shape what your gender is, and I'm a little less "enlightened" than brother spaw...but what the hey! I'll take you at your word. Problem is, its Mbo's booth, so you'll have to clear it with him! Naw, t'hell with that noise (sweeps bflat up in a long smokey kiss and staggers back in electrified wonderment) Boy! You billed that right! Good kisser indeed! Tell you what Mbo, if you have a problem with that, you can have my next Songbook entry. Or take the one about the leprechaun from hell. (grin). Well, bflat, I hope your tears are dry... |
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15 Feb 00 - 09:19 PM (#179085) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Mbo WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN? So ya wanna mess up my boof--do ya? NO 'Spaw kissin'--I said "ladies," and last time I checked, 'Spaw ain't no lady. Besides, it's lady troubles I got--not man troubles! --Mbo |
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15 Feb 00 - 09:28 PM (#179093) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos Well, Mbo, sometimes it's hard to tell what sort a trouble really is...besides, he said he wouldn't inhale! Chill, man! A |
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15 Feb 00 - 09:48 PM (#179104) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Little Neophyte Does anyone remember the lyrics to....... Kisses In The Moon Light And I can't remember who sang it? Bonnie |
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15 Feb 00 - 10:01 PM (#179113) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos Doesna matter who, quoth bold MbO! And quickly sweeping up little Neo He kisses her warmly, Kisses her roundly! Kisses her sweetly, Kisses her soundly, And leaves her all aglow! |
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15 Feb 00 - 10:08 PM (#179117) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Mbo He kissed her once And he kissed her twice And he kissed her ten times o'er Oh it's fine to be kissin' a Bonnie wee lass Who's never be kissed b-b-b-before, me lads Who's never been kissed before! --Mbo |
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15 Feb 00 - 10:09 PM (#179119) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Little Neophyte Who was that Amos? My eyes were closed. I can't tell if it was Mbo, Catspaw or Cleigh? Little Neo |
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15 Feb 00 - 10:16 PM (#179125) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Mbo That was me--please say you could tell the difference between me and wooden possum lips? --Mbo |
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15 Feb 00 - 10:33 PM (#179136) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos 'Twasn't the lips she was thinking of, Mbo...she's a musician, y'know! |
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15 Feb 00 - 10:37 PM (#179137) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: catspaw49 WOODEN possum lips???? Cleigh (as in clay) takes that as a personal insult and is now in the den trying to get Cletus to go down to NC and beat you up Meebo. You in a heap a trouble boy!!!!!! Spaw |
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15 Feb 00 - 10:39 PM (#179142) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos I hear summer lightnin, when 'Spaw starts quoting the Sherriff of BOONE county! A |
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15 Feb 00 - 10:45 PM (#179144) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Mbo Oh I'm sorry...not wooded lips....hardened mud & water lips--so much the difference! And I'm not worrying about ol' Cletus--he'll never make it past the Fire Tower Road turnoff! And the sheriff of PITT county don't say nothing--he's the one in heaps o' trouble! --Mbo (Amos I'm not sure I get it!) |
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15 Feb 00 - 10:45 PM (#179145) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Chet W. Enough of this frolicking. Don't yall have some music to play or something. Now this site will be filtered out on my computer at school. Maybe if we could all get those big wax lips like they used to make for Halloween... Chet |
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08 Aug 05 - 01:26 AM (#1537300) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Joe Offer I was looking for a place to tell my kissing story, and I guess this thread will do. As some of you will recall, I married the lovely Dr. Christina Slowick, DC, in January, 2002. So, by now, we've have three-and-a-half years of wedded bliss, more or less. Well, this morning was special, because I was kissed into wakefulness. What a nice way to start the day - until I remembered that Christina is hiking in Yosemite and what was kissing me was the blankety-blank CAT! And I don't even like cats, although I'm on pretty good terms with this particular one. So, this brings a whole new meaning to the mudCAT Kissing Booth thread.... -Joe Offer- |
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08 Aug 05 - 01:37 AM (#1537302) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Stilly River Sage You're lucky it was a cat. Had my dog "kissed" you awake it would take industrial strength slobber remover to unstick you from the sheets. :) |
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08 Aug 05 - 01:38 AM (#1537303) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: GUEST,Lady Day tosses a camellia in the ring I don't know why, But I'm feeling so sad. I'd like to try Somethiing I'vd never had. Never had no kissing, Ooooooo, what I've been missing. Lover man, oh where can you be? Good enough for a smack? |
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08 Aug 05 - 05:35 AM (#1537370) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Flash Company Joe..... Never actually kissed by a cat, but on our honeymoon in Shrewsbury, I woke in the early hours to find it was raining in through the open window. I got out of bed to close it, and as I went back to bed, a rather sleepy voice said 'Brian, I think there is something on the bed! When I checked, I found a black cat, which ,in the words of the song, implied 'I shall not be moved!' Sheila was already fast asleep again, so I opened the botton of the window and slipped carefully between the covers ('ware claws!) When I woke in the morning, the rain had stopped and the cat had left. That evening, we were talking to the proprietor who told us something of the history of the hotel. It had originally been a hunting lodge on the English estate of the Scots Clan Macpherson, their coat of arms was still on the ceiling of the Ballroom. I checked it out, It was a Mail Gauntlet with a cat sitting on it, Motto 'Touch not the cat but the glove' I'm still not sure after 28 years that I wasn't haunted! FC |
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08 Aug 05 - 06:32 AM (#1537404) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: MBSLynne Woah! That story made goosebumps come up all over me! Love Lynne |
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08 Aug 05 - 06:37 AM (#1537408) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: fat B****rd The other night dear, as I lay dreamimg I dreamed that someone took you place When I awoke dear, it was that cat dear That was sleeping on my face You are my etcetcetc |
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08 Aug 05 - 09:38 AM (#1537537) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: harpgirl Meeeeeeoooooowwwwwww! |
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08 Aug 05 - 09:42 AM (#1537542) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos Can you train him up? The Mudcat Kissin' Booth could be constructed kind of like a confessional booth, such that the kissee does not see the vendor. Then we could hire the cat to turn out product, and watch the money roll in!! New servers for everybody!! A |
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08 Aug 05 - 10:37 AM (#1537577) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Flash Company My uncle sells kisses to fellows, Who fancy his whiskery chin, He holds the cat's bum to the window My word, how the money rolls in! I'll get me coat! FC |
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08 Aug 05 - 12:20 PM (#1537652) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Little Hawk So...where is this booth? |
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08 Aug 05 - 01:22 PM (#1537704) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos IT was born in the perfervid, torrential and overheated imagination of young Meebo-which-is-pronounced-Emmbo, Hawk, long ago when the Cat was still in its Camelot era and the trolls never came out during working hours. I remember some of those kisses as though they were yesterday! Which means I suffer from delayed development, but hey, we knew that. A |
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08 Aug 05 - 01:56 PM (#1537743) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Tannywheeler What I need to know is: did anyone ever inform Little Neophyte that "Goin' To The Chapel" happened long before Bette Midler? Bette M. may have done a bangup version--generally REEEEALLLLYY enjoy Bette Midler's performance of anything--but she didn't write or (originally) perform that one. Tw |
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08 Aug 05 - 04:06 PM (#1537871) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Liz the Squeak Been sitting here puckered up for hours now and not one taker.... not one with fewer than 4 legs that is...... Poo. LTS |
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08 Aug 05 - 04:21 PM (#1537883) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: GUEST,KT LTS, giggle. KT |
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08 Aug 05 - 04:35 PM (#1537896) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Liz the Squeak Would it help if I put my clothes back on? LTS |
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08 Aug 05 - 04:49 PM (#1537911) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Big Mick Liz ...... hold that thought ....... and the clothes ....... help is on the way from NJ, but hitchhiking the bounding main is going to take a bit of doing. Ever gallant, ever the rake, Mick |
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09 Aug 05 - 04:13 AM (#1538211) Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Liz the Squeak Get a shift on Mick, it's getting kind of chilly in the evenings here...... 0> LTS |