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Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?

23 Feb 00 - 02:22 AM (#183202)
Subject: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: canoer

yeah, what?

Sorry, but my head is still back with electric typewriters. I can get a few like IMHO but, but, what on earth is YMMV? Probably not Your Monthly Mortgage Value, huh?


23 Feb 00 - 02:26 AM (#183206)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: wysiwyg

Yeah! And is there a thread that has the definitive summary and code solutions to the 'Cat-sanctioned ones?

YMMV...

You Might/May...

Oh yeah. Your Mind Melts Violently.

You Might Mention Violets...

You Must Macerate Viagra!!! Yeah! Well OK then!

You Might Make Voopee?


23 Feb 00 - 02:30 AM (#183209)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: canoer

And the new one just invented: PNS.

Praise Never Sleeps!

Always on the alert for 'catters needing morale support.


23 Feb 00 - 02:36 AM (#183215)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: wysiwyg

PWO

Pants Wetting Opportunity

Baby, when I sleeps, I sleeps deep and long. I have to ease up on it or its long gone.

Go see what else I posted tonight to find all the fun clickies.

Goodnight Seattle!


23 Feb 00 - 02:37 AM (#183216)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: wysiwyg

From another thread:

Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk? From: BlueJay Date: 23-Feb-00 - 02:34 AM

I've seen a few I don't understand, either. I don't recall them now, but perhaps someone could post a Dictionary of Internet Abbreviatons, for rookies such as myself. Sincerley, JACAE, (just as confused as ever)


23 Feb 00 - 02:40 AM (#183218)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: wysiwyg

Elevate thread refreshingly to a prominent place.


23 Feb 00 - 02:44 AM (#183221)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: canoer

I remember now, ... PNS ... it stands for

Pseudo Norton System

as Praise cleans up my computer messes.

Uh, say, Praise, could you get PNS to make my site load faster?


23 Feb 00 - 02:50 AM (#183223)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: wysiwyg

As a matter of fact I am currently a corrupted cookie, according to the sign-in page. Perhaps this is because I presently do actually have PNS.

Pre-Nastiness Syndrome.

No mess cleaning meant-- just don't want you (or me!!) to get the question answered in a thread we don't notice cuz we're looking at the other one!


23 Feb 00 - 02:51 AM (#183225)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: Joe Offer

Your Mileage May Vary.


Rumpelstiltskin?
Does that mean I get the blonde and live happily ever after?
-Joe Offer, who cheated and looked it up- click-


23 Feb 00 - 02:56 AM (#183228)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: canoer

What, you mean in the world of Mudcat, "Doing Research" is called cheating????

Thank you Joe. And as far as living happily ever after after you get the blonde ... well ... YMMV!


23 Feb 00 - 03:01 AM (#183230)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: wysiwyg

Joe Offer,

Where do you look it up????

Thank you for the beautiful surprise bedtime story. I'm taking my cookies to bed.


23 Feb 00 - 03:04 AM (#183232)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: Joe Offer

Hey, we used to have great "discussions" at the dinner table, and I'd often get up three times during a meal to get a book to prove my point. My kids always accused me of cheating. Better to argue from a point of ignorance, they thought.
Now my daughter works in a library, and I can't win an argument with her any more, not ever. The boys are still kinda dumb.
-Joe Offer-


23 Feb 00 - 08:21 AM (#183277)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: Snuffy

I thought it signified very strong disagreement as in -

You Make Me Vomit

***BG***

Wassail! V


23 Feb 00 - 08:44 AM (#183284)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: MMario

ymmV is you make me VOMIT

YMMV is your mileage may vary


23 Feb 00 - 08:55 AM (#183290)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: Amos

Glad we got that cleared up.


23 Feb 00 - 02:31 PM (#183579)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: Snuffy

Under what circumstances would anybody conceivably want to say "Your mileage may vary" on-line, never mind abbreviate it???

Very puzzled by this one

Wassail! V


23 Feb 00 - 02:33 PM (#183584)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: wysiwyg

I prefer,[You Mind My Vomit]?


23 Feb 00 - 02:34 PM (#183585)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: Molly Malone

How about "'You mimickin' my voice"?


23 Feb 00 - 04:21 PM (#183645)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: MMario

"Your mileage may vary" is in itself shorthand for "That's my opinion, and not yours, but you're not gonna change my opinion and I'm not gonna change your opinon, so let's just agree to disagree, okay?" or words to that affect


23 Feb 00 - 06:17 PM (#183688)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: katlaughing

Your Mother Must Vary!


23 Feb 00 - 09:32 PM (#183782)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: wysiwyg

You Makin' Me Vibrate!

Did I win did I win huh??? pleeeeze I wanna win!!!

You mention my va.... WHAT????

i WIN iWIN

Yon mindlessness mimics verbosity!


23 Feb 00 - 09:44 PM (#183788)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: GUEST

There is no doubt the LaughCat must make YOU do so!!!

You Are a PAIR!!!


23 Feb 00 - 10:01 PM (#183807)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: wysiwyg

Kat/katlaughing,

If you want to be my twin you'll have to use your own name!


24 Feb 00 - 01:15 AM (#183891)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: katlaughing

Gonna have to be triplets, Praise, Sorcha already got the twin spot with me:-)


24 Feb 00 - 01:48 AM (#183901)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: wysiwyg

K/k,

No GUEST can stand against triplets!

We are woman, hear us howl!


You May Meditate: Va-voom!


24 Feb 00 - 02:32 AM (#183913)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: canoer

Way up there, Snuffy asked about usage. If you come back, Snuf, YMMV was in an answer to my question about 80/20 bronze guitar strings, and it referred to how long certain ones might last and how pleasing or not-pleasing certain ones might be. The writer cited his experience and said, YMMV, which I now take to mean, "Don't expect your experience to exactly duplicate mine."

I'm learning all kinds of things in Mudcat Station. :-)


24 Feb 00 - 02:35 AM (#183914)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: wysiwyg

Yanni's Microphone Melts Violently


24 Feb 00 - 06:06 PM (#184276)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: GUEST,roundtuit

some MUDCAT BS posters are

YAPPING MISERABLE MISCHIEF-MAKING VARMITS


24 Feb 00 - 08:03 PM (#184347)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: Snuffy

Thanks for those explanations, Mmario & Canoer.

You have
Made Me Very much less confused

Wassail! V


24 Feb 00 - 08:11 PM (#184349)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: wysiwyg

GUEST,roundtuit--
Oh, you love them too! *BG*


25 Feb 00 - 01:50 AM (#184546)
Subject: RE: Help: What's YMMV mean in e-mail-talk?
From: Barbara

Snuffy, I think canoer has the right of it. Originally YMMV is someting you find on the sticker price label on the window of a new car. Here, and I imagine elsewhere, the sticker always has the projected milage numbers in BIG numbers, with the caveat underneath -- "your milage may vary" or " actual milage may vary by 10%" or something similar.
Blessings,
Barbara