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Help: badger free zone

23 Jun 00 - 01:40 AM (#246346)
Subject: badger free zone
From: bob jr

i need your folks help here...my last thread got over run with badgers ....how do i keep them pesky critters out??


23 Jun 00 - 01:51 AM (#246353)
Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: Sorcha

Hire possums for posses. See Cleigh for details.


23 Jun 00 - 01:52 AM (#246356)
Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: Amergin

Get out your shotguns and rifles and open up a restaurant?


23 Jun 00 - 01:56 AM (#246359)
Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: Alice

bob jr, if people keep badgering you, send them to me... I'll take care of them for you. We have some space at the Neil Young Center.


23 Jun 00 - 01:57 AM (#246360)
Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: Amergin

Isn't that where Catspaw resides?


23 Jun 00 - 02:03 AM (#246361)
Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: bob jr

alice dear i think i am falling for ya ! no badgers and niel young! now if you read what i wrote in that thread about breaking the news.......


23 Jun 00 - 03:52 AM (#246385)
Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: Fiddlin' Big Al

"We don't need no stinking badgers!" (credit due to Raoul's Wild Kingdom contained in the marvy Weird Al film "UHF". Rent it or suffer.)


23 Jun 00 - 04:43 AM (#246394)
Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: bob jr

now possums i can abide by possum belly overalls are nice so no problem with them i think if you rent uhf you will also suffer so its a no win situation


23 Jun 00 - 09:39 PM (#246822)
Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: WyoWoman

How many possums sacrifice their lives for these possum belly overalls? (I suppose the answer to that depends on the size of said overalls...) Despite the badger's reputation, possums are not the sweetest creatures God ever made either...But maybe they have soft bellies. Are they anything like pork bellies? ww


23 Jun 00 - 10:33 PM (#246839)
Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: Art Thieme

When I was singing on riverboats on the Mississippi River, just about every day or two we would pass huge tows---at least 40 barges --- full of molasses. It was a huge part of the trade on the river at that time. It was mind-boggling to realize just how many moles they had to kill to get that much of the stuff.

And, no, I don't think Badger Clark was from Wisconsin.

Art Thieme


23 Jun 00 - 10:40 PM (#246841)
Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: Mbo

AAAAhhh the punster has struck again!!!!!

Good one!

--Mbo


24 Jun 00 - 12:16 AM (#246864)
Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: IvanB

Art, just a good thing those barges weren't filled with mothballs.


24 Jun 00 - 12:16 AM (#246865)
Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: WyoWoman

Good 'un, Art ...


24 Jun 00 - 12:24 AM (#246867)
Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: catspaw49

ooo boy..........

Well Art, are you ready to rehash all those bad tow puns? Its been about two years now so they're ready for another go-round.

Let 'em rip bro.........

Spaw


24 Jun 00 - 12:34 AM (#246873)
Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: katlaughing

Yeah! C'mon Art, let's hear some good'uns! And, IvanB...moth balls!!LMAO!!!


26 Jun 00 - 11:33 AM (#247028)
Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: L R Mole

Waal...to wander through molasses y'need a cane,if yer able. Don't know about possums though. Perhaps a pogo stick.Ask the old moleskinner.