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BS: Men's Mudcat II

09 Jul 00 - 02:27 AM (#254415)
Subject: Men's Mudcat II
From: Pene Azul

This is the continuation of BS: Men's Mudcat.


09 Jul 00 - 03:30 AM (#254424)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: PoohBear

I've always known men were amusing - I just had no idea how amusing....


09 Jul 00 - 04:55 AM (#254440)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: katlaughing

Pretty patriarchal decision there, Pene, telling us not to post on the other then creating this one...sounds pretty exclusive and rigid to me!**BG**

katlaughing


09 Jul 00 - 08:14 AM (#254474)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: kendall

ridgid is good sometimes, right 'spaw?


09 Jul 00 - 01:39 PM (#254586)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: katlaughing

LOL!!!


09 Jul 00 - 03:44 PM (#254651)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: WyoWoman

Rigid is not a bad thing. Especially not as long in the tooth as most of the Mudcateers seem to be...

ww


09 Jul 00 - 04:22 PM (#254666)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: JedMarum

my teeth seem to have reained a fair amount of rigidity

;-)


09 Jul 00 - 04:44 PM (#254672)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: bbelle

WW ... of course that refers to the men only, eh?

moonchild


10 Jul 00 - 12:51 AM (#254904)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: Seamus Kennedy

Okay, Mbo, but do you have the paper hanging down the back of the roll (next to the wall, or the womanly way) or over the front of the roll and dragging on the floor (the manly way)? Jed, I also thought your pick was rigid too. Seamus


10 Jul 00 - 12:55 AM (#254907)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: Mbo

Next to the wall...sorry...

--Mbo


10 Jul 00 - 01:00 AM (#254910)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: bbelle

Honestly and truly, guys, I never knew there was a male/female way of putting the TP roll on the hanger. Now, I know about male and female plugs/outlets, and I know about male/female Hershey bars (with or without nuts), but the TP thing ... ya learn something everyday, dontcha?

BTW ... I do it the "manly" way (from having kittens who loved to grab it and TP the house).

moonchild


10 Jul 00 - 08:59 AM (#255026)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: SINSULL

I thought the "manly way" was just leaving it on the back of the toilet or worse yet in the hall closet. Are Mudcat men not manly men?

Re: cats. One of mine runs on the roll and unrolls all 1000 sheets in the manly way. Another turns it into confetti by sharpening his claws on it the "womanly" way. Can't win either way.
SS


10 Jul 00 - 09:05 AM (#255034)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: JedMarum

in my house we have the 'boy's' bathroom, in which the seat remains correctly in the up position ... the 'girl's' bathroom tends to stay seat down.


10 Jul 00 - 10:08 AM (#255064)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: Seamus Kennedy

Jed, in a real men's bathroom the seat is removed. All the best. Seamus


10 Jul 00 - 10:09 AM (#255065)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: WyoWoman

Give us some men who are Mudcatting men
Who know how to hang the TP ...
Give us some Mudcatting men, don't you see
Who are rigid as rigid can beeeeeee....

he'p me now ....


10 Jul 00 - 10:12 AM (#255066)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: Mbo

Wyo, that song is from the musical "New Moon" which is of course what TP has to go through all day. Yep, "I see a bad moon a-risin'...."

--Mbo


10 Jul 00 - 10:27 AM (#255072)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: Morticia

Wyo, sweetie, I've booked you a bed at the NYCFTTS.....I think RTS in in charge of bog roll( brit term for TP) there.........I don't know who's in charge of rigidity, thought it was Kendall but apparently not :)


10 Jul 00 - 10:36 AM (#255079)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: SINSULL

Shoulder to shoulder
And bolder and bolder
Seats up or seats off
They perform...


10 Jul 00 - 12:38 PM (#255141)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: Homeless

Mbo - I thought that was "I see a bathroom on the right."


10 Jul 00 - 03:31 PM (#255244)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: JenEllen

I string it over the front too....and couldna care about the seat situation. Takes as much energy to put it down as it does to lift it up.

LOL..RE:cats...Sully was a kitten when he sat on the toilet seat, looked at the paper, pawed it and gave it a spin. The look on the fur-face was like "this is so COOL!!!" I told him, touch it again and you are fur-lined potholders. Haven't had any trouble since...

~Elle(thinking the "touch it again.." thing sounds like her last date...)


10 Jul 00 - 05:43 PM (#255329)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: Irish Rover

I still think it should be a fight club. lots of smoke and cheap whisky. and lots of blues.


10 Jul 00 - 06:32 PM (#255373)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: Seamus Kennedy

Or black-and blues. Seamus


11 Jul 00 - 12:50 AM (#255544)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: PoohBear

JenEllen, you must speak better "cat" than I do. Mine never paid attention to suggestions like that and shredded toilet paper, term papers, newspapers, etc. anytime she pleased..... PB


11 Jul 00 - 01:50 AM (#255566)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: Terry K

Our toilet seat got stolen - could'nt do anything about it though - we had nothing to go on.

Terry


11 Jul 00 - 01:57 AM (#255568)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: catspaw49

Stolen??? Why not just carry it right along?

Spaw


11 Jul 00 - 02:07 AM (#255569)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: Amergin

Hmmm, think I'll have to get that for a certain female friend of mine for Christmas....

Amergin


11 Jul 00 - 04:18 AM (#255588)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler

Men's Mudcat sounds altogether too inclusive a club. How about one just for Mudders called Roger, there are enough of us now! Leopard skin fez, I think, don't you?
RtS
:o)


11 Jul 00 - 11:50 AM (#255727)
Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat II
From: Irish Rover

Why are females talking about there little fuzzy pets on the mens fight club thread. need to talk about booze and bruses and how to wrap bandages or your apponants nose!