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BS: a parting shot of nonsense

24 Aug 00 - 05:38 PM (#284423)
Subject: a parting shot of nonsense
From: Morticia

I couldn't go off for the weekend without leaving something to remember me by....dunno if this will mean much to our american colleagues....has curry caught on over there? Anyway, this was the combination of several peoples efforts and ample proof, if proof were needed, that we have far,far too much time on our hands :)

THE BEST INDIAN RESTAURANT ALBUM IN THE WORLD...EVER!
At number:

35. Poppadum Preach - Madonna
34. Korma Chameleon - Culture Club
33. Bhaji Trousers - Madness
32. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham
31. Dansak Queen - Abba
30. Korma People - Pulp
29. Tikka Chance On Me - Abba
28. When I Phall in Love - Nat King Cole
27. You Can't Curry Love - Diana Ross and the Supremes
26. Korma Police - Radiohead
25. Things Can Only Get Bhuna - D:Ream
24. Tears On My Pilau - Kylie Minogue
23. It's Bhuna Hard Days Night - The Beatles
22. Brothers in Naans - Dire Straits
21. Girlfriend in a Korma - The Smiths
20. Pilau Talk - Doris Day
19. It's My Chapati and I Cry If I Want To ? Dave Stewart/Barbara Gaskin
18. I'm a Bhaji Girl - Aqua
17. Sag Aloo - Black lace
16. Take That and Chapati - Take That
15. Bhuna Round The World and I Can't Find My Bhaji ? Lisa Stansfield
14. I Don't Want To Dansak - Eddie Grant
13. Dansak on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie
12. We Are Jalfrezi - Sister Sledge
11. Vindaloo - Abba
10. I Don't Want to Go to Chutney ? Elvis Costello
9. Rice Rice Baby - Vanilla Rice
8. Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights - Kiss
7. Tandoori Deliver - Adam and the Ants
6. Love me Tandoor - Elvis Presley
5. We Don't Have to Tikka Clothes Off ? Jermaine Stewart
4. Bye Bye Balti - Bay City Rollers
3. Bhuna to be Wild - Steppenwolf
2. Livin' Dhal - Cliff Richard
1. Raita Here, Raita Now - Fatboy Slim

Sorry.....I'll just get my coat, shall I?


24 Aug 00 - 05:42 PM (#284429)
Subject: RE: BS: a parting shot of nonsense
From: Mbo

YES! Radiohead got mentioned, and such a great song that is too! Uh-oh..."Raita Here, Raita Now" should be Jesus Jones...unless Fatboy has done a new remix?


24 Aug 00 - 06:01 PM (#284444)
Subject: RE: BS: a parting shot of nonsense
From: wysiwyg

DID YOU WRITE THAT YOURSELF????????

Need a Saag of the week in there for someone.

~S~


24 Aug 00 - 06:08 PM (#284449)
Subject: RE: BS: a parting shot of nonsense
From: Bert

'Tishia, you wouldn't be Lister's sister would you?

Bert, ('Vindaloo of the night meets the gold of the day.' Gawd you've got me started now.)


24 Aug 00 - 06:46 PM (#284489)
Subject: RE: BS: a parting shot of nonsense
From: Rollo

the HOTTEST charts ever burning the turntable

You seem to be a kind of spice girl, morticia... har har har!


24 Aug 00 - 07:01 PM (#284506)
Subject: RE: BS: a parting shot of nonsense
From: Sorcha

Mogul Murgh--Taj Mahal (uh oh, this is SCARY!!)


24 Aug 00 - 07:17 PM (#284514)
Subject: RE: BS: a parting shot of nonsense
From: Skipjack K8

Dang, woman, you got me hot and hungry!

Skipjack (Staying in the frozen north, you're safe in the curry houses of Towersey)


24 Aug 00 - 07:34 PM (#284521)
Subject: RE: BS: a parting shot of nonsense
From: Den

Curry on wayward son by Kansas. I miss curry chips, Den


24 Aug 00 - 07:36 PM (#284524)
Subject: RE: BS: a parting shot of nonsense
From: catspaw49

That wasn't a shot.....It was a blast!!!

Spaw


25 Aug 00 - 02:49 AM (#284832)
Subject: RE: BS: a parting shot of nonsense
From: Rick Fielding

Morticia, you'd better be ready to Bombay DUCK!

Rick


25 Aug 00 - 08:24 AM (#284930)
Subject: RE: BS: a parting shot of nonsense
From: Troll

Curry On Down To My House (ain't nobody home but me)by ?

Balti Time I Get To Phoenix by Glen Campbell

Ghee and Bobbie Magee by Janis Joplin

The Chapati's Over.by ?

Curry Before Breakfast by various fidlers

Red Rubber Balti by Cyrkle

EEEEEENUFF!!!!

troll


25 Aug 00 - 08:29 AM (#284935)
Subject: RE: BS: a parting shot of nonsense
From: GUEST,Scabby Doug

Did I miss...

"Chicken Tikka" by Abba ?


25 Aug 00 - 09:45 AM (#284984)
Subject: RE: BS: a parting shot of nonsense
From: Catrin

Korma'n over to my place
Hey you, we're having a balti

Will you go Lassi go?

Gosht riders in the prawn.....

Dhansak, you look wonderful in rice

Who's that girl with the Madras on?

KeemaKeemaKeemaKeema
Keema KeeeeemaNan

................


25 Aug 00 - 11:52 AM (#285073)
Subject: RE: BS: a parting shot of nonsense
From: GUEST,Den at work

Brilliant Doug LOL. Den


25 Aug 00 - 12:08 PM (#285081)
Subject: RE: BS: a parting shot of nonsense
From: Skipjack K8

It's my paratha, and I'll curry if I want to!

Skipjack


25 Aug 00 - 02:47 PM (#285201)
Subject: RE: BS: a parting shot of nonsense
From: Mrrzy

You're all just trying to curry favor.


25 Aug 00 - 02:49 PM (#285203)
Subject: RE: BS: a parting shot of nonsense
From: Linda Kelly

Then of course there are those other friday night favourites Prince Chow Mein adam and the ants Egg Foo Yung at heart frank sinatra and the ever popular Chopsticks!