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Favorite toothpaste?

16 Sep 00 - 02:39 PM (#298747)
Subject: Favorite toothpaste?
From: GUEST,Pearly White

What's your favorite toothpaste?

When I was a kid, I used Crest and had 42% fewer cavities than the rest of my friends at school.

Then as a teenager, I started smoking cigarettes and they turned my teeth yellow. So I switched to Pepsodent and wondered where the yellow went 'cause I brushed my theeth with pepsodent.

But, along with the yellow, Pepsodent wore down my enamel, so now I use Sensodyne to protect my sensitive teeth.

So Mudcatters, what's your favorite toothpaste?


16 Sep 00 - 02:48 PM (#298754)
Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)

Gin or Bacardi...Aye. Dave


16 Sep 00 - 03:04 PM (#298760)
Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: thosp

apples!

peace (Y) thosp


16 Sep 00 - 09:13 PM (#298974)
Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: CarolC

I don't have any teeth.


16 Sep 00 - 09:16 PM (#298975)
Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: Mbo

Teeth...teeeeth, it is, precioussss. But we only has six!


16 Sep 00 - 11:19 PM (#299038)
Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: GUEST,Curtis & Loretta

Good old Sensodyne during the day, for sensitive teeth. Tartar control Crest at night, for plaque. Whenever they invent Tartar control Sensodyne, I'll be set.

Loretta Simonet


16 Sep 00 - 11:22 PM (#299043)
Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: Mbo

I use 20 grit sandpaper! SNNNNNNARL!


16 Sep 00 - 11:26 PM (#299047)
Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: GUEST,Franco

Ultra-Brite. However, my snuff-dipping granny would chew on a willow twig. Of course, this is not tooth PASTE, but she called it her toothbrush. By the way, why is the paste not referred to as TEETHpaste? Franco


17 Sep 00 - 12:40 AM (#299083)
Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: Little Hawk

Tom's of Maine, fennel flavour...very mild and a neat taste. Expensive, but worth it.


17 Sep 00 - 08:20 AM (#299175)
Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: Mooh

Saskatchewan Doon Sand 40%, baking soda 20%, vinegar 40%, stir, scrub with white cedar twig with the bark left on. Rinse with artesian well water...

Say what, favourite toothpaste? Mooh.


17 Sep 00 - 09:43 AM (#299228)
Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: Giac

A woman meets her pastor in the grocery store.
"Reverend, how do you keep your teeth so bright? Mine always look dingy."
"Oh," replied the minister as he hurried on down the aisle, "I use bleach."
The woman thought that was pretty strange, but, "Well, if it works for him, it should work for me."
So she goes home and starts to brush her teeth with bleach. Of course, she got awful burns and was in pitiful condition at the hospital.
The preacher came to see her and asked, "Madam, why on earth did you do such a thing?"
She struggle to speak through her tortured mouth, "Ooo thaid ith aat ooo oose."
"But, madam," he responded, "I thought you understand that I have dentures."

Sorry, couldn't resist. I've saved that joke for 30 years, now I can be freeeee of it! Nya-ha-HA!

Giac ~:o)