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Please Welcome a New 'Cat

24 Sep 00 - 07:02 PM (#304619)
Subject: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: bbelle

Hey, Y'll! We got us'n a new mudcatter.

Please welcome JOHN HARDLY, in your inimitable, friendly way. He's been a guest for a while and posted some very good stuff in the guitar threads, so he will be a very welcome addition. Today, I extended him an invitation to join, and he did. What a good day this has been.


24 Sep 00 - 07:06 PM (#304623)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Dharmabum

Welcome John.

Ron.


24 Sep 00 - 07:07 PM (#304625)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Amos

Hardly, glad to meetcha! :>)

A.


24 Sep 00 - 07:11 PM (#304627)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Little Hawk

Sounds like a steel drivin' man...or a character from a Springsteen song.

Welcome to Mudcat! I send you a wave from the wings of the Hawk.

Little Hawk


24 Sep 00 - 07:12 PM (#304630)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Áine

Hey John Hardly! Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Mudcat!

-- Áine


24 Sep 00 - 07:19 PM (#304634)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Tinker

Welcome John Hardly, hope you plan to set a spell, and enjoy, engage, and entertain...
Tinker


24 Sep 00 - 07:21 PM (#304636)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Mbo

Hey John, welcome in! Glad to know ye!

--Matt


24 Sep 00 - 07:25 PM (#304641)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Little Neophyte

Howdy John Hardly
Glad to meet you
Do you play the banjo?
I always assume everyone plays the banjo unless they tell me otherwise.
Lots of kind, helpful folks here.

See you around the threads,
Bonnie


24 Sep 00 - 07:48 PM (#304649)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Pene Azul

Hello John. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Mudcat Café!
If I can be of any assistance to you, please send me a personal message.

Jeff


24 Sep 00 - 07:52 PM (#304652)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: CarolC

John Hardly,

Welcome to the Mudcat.

Best wishes,

Carol


24 Sep 00 - 07:55 PM (#304655)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)

Welcome aboard mate. Yours, Aye. Dave


24 Sep 00 - 07:56 PM (#304656)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Lonesome EJ

When John Hardly was a little baby
His Daddy said "Son you'll be famous!"
John said "It really doesn't matter
I'd sooner be a Mudcatter
writin' songs just like Ol' Amos
Just writin' songs like good ol' Amos"


24 Sep 00 - 08:02 PM (#304658)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: John Hardly

Hi All,

Thanks for the introduction moonjen! Thanks for the welcome all! I'll try to be on my best behavior. Your forum has been a great source for me and my guitar and if I can reciprocate I'm glad to tote a barge and lift a bale or two.
Little Neophyte,
I'm a closet clawhammer wannabe. Last time I tried to sneak my banjo out of the closet though, my wife busted me--the woman obviously lacks culture.
John Hardly


24 Sep 00 - 08:18 PM (#304669)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Little Neophyte

Oh John, I think you should lock your wife in the closet and clawhammer your heart out.
If it is that offensive for her I suggest you seriously consider replacing this wife of yours with a banjo friendly type.

Bonnie


24 Sep 00 - 08:40 PM (#304682)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: thosp

welcome!

peace (Y) thosp


24 Sep 00 - 08:41 PM (#304684)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: catspaw49

I've had periods where I used the John Hardly only once a day, but most times that can be cured with a good physic. Welcome to the 'Cat John. We have folks around here in more dire need of a good physic than should be allowed by law. Enter 'anal retentive' in the search engine and 300 names pop out.

Enjoy yourself and don't take anything too seriously.

Spaw


24 Sep 00 - 08:42 PM (#304685)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Banjoman_CO

Hey John: As you probably already know, this is a great group of people. There are a few 'oddballs' but that makes it interesting. Welcome.

Banjoman


24 Sep 00 - 08:46 PM (#304687)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: John Hardly

Ah! Bonnie,
Spoken as someone who has not yet heard me! (but man, I do love clawhammer!)

Lonesome EJ,
I am still in awe of Amos' poetic posting! Your nom-de-cyber was one that I connected with immediately. I was named (John) for my grandfather(EJ)who died the year I was born--sounds like a sad tale but actually, I've always been grateful that my folks chose his middle name or I'd be posting as Elmer Hardly today. Now THAT sounds lonesome.

John


24 Sep 00 - 08:50 PM (#304688)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: bbelle

Ah, John, you're already gettin' into the spirit! I love "Elmer" and will probably think of you as "Elmer," henceforth.


24 Sep 00 - 10:59 PM (#304769)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Amergin

Ciad mile failte! A hundred thousand welcomes!! Glad to see another Catter has joined the ranks...

Amerginwhosincerelyhopeshegotitright...


24 Sep 00 - 11:16 PM (#304783)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: WyoWoman

A big Rocky Mountain Hi there, John Hardly. Welcome to our community. A bunch of scurrilous reprobates, grumpy old guitarists, birkenstock-tossing phoakies, and rude, precocious upstarts -- and that's just the NICE residents so far. Hope you'll find and create lots of friends here.

WyoWoman


24 Sep 00 - 11:19 PM (#304784)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: catspaw49

Feel free to create as many friends as you like John. There's a nice supply of body parts located in the Links section. We still haven't gotten the supply of brains in yet, but that is obviously not a requirement for membership here.

Spaw


24 Sep 00 - 11:39 PM (#304794)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: richlmo

Hey John. Glad to have you.


24 Sep 00 - 11:49 PM (#304800)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Amos

John Hardly was a desperate man
Went to his closet every day
Hoping to sneak his banjo out
But his wife, she would get in the way
His wife she would get in his way

John Hardly woke at three AM
This time he knew he'd win
Snuck out that five string
and ducked out the kitchen door
Afraid to even break wind, lord lord!
Afraid to even break wind

John Hardly stood on that Black Street bridge
Clawhammering his fingers to the bone
'Long come a sheriff and a depiddy too,
Swore they would take old Johnny home, lord lord!
Swore they would take old Johnny home.

Well, the sheriff who brought John Hardly home,
He thought he was mighty mean
But he left John's house with that banjo 'round his neck
And he ran right through that kitchen screen, lord lord.
He ran right through that kitchen screen.

Now John Hardly's woman was a pow'ful gal
She stood about four feet tall
She said "I'd rather have me a clawhammer man,
Than the fattest sheriff of all, lord lord,
The fattest sheriff of all"

There's a dozen more verses waiting around and the dude only opened his mouth one time! :>)) Over to you-all....

Regards,

Amos


24 Sep 00 - 11:54 PM (#304807)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Mbo

WHOA!


24 Sep 00 - 11:55 PM (#304809)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: catspaw49

Well stroked Amos my friend........I still think you need to get out more, but, uh.......that was just great!!!!

Spaw


25 Sep 00 - 12:06 AM (#304817)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall)

Quick, get out while you still can before Spaw eats your brain and you become a mindless zombie like the rest of us!

Just kidding, welcome. A word of unsolicited advice. Hang out for a little while before you form an opinion of what we are. There are some hysterical discussions and some informative discussions, but sometimes there's a heated debate that turns ugly. In general, the good far outweighs the bad. Get to know some of the repeat offenders here. It gets to a point where you can just look at ther list of who've posted and know it's gonna be a fun thread.

Tá failte rómhat. (A welcome is before you),
Rich


25 Sep 00 - 12:08 AM (#304820)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Mbo

Don't worry Amos, Spaw seems to think I need to get out more as well. Wanna go get some hot dogs?


25 Sep 00 - 12:34 AM (#304838)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: BDtheQB

Johnny I Hardly knew Ye.. but that's okay.. the rest of these folks seem to know.. you..


25 Sep 00 - 12:49 AM (#304840)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall)

I will warn you that this thread will come and go and be forgotten and then about a year from now , someone will address you as Elmer!
Rich


25 Sep 00 - 12:54 AM (#304843)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: KT

Hey, John! You've been here a little over 5 hours and already have a song written for you! How 'bout that!!?? Glad to have you on board, John. Thanks for introducing us, Jen!


25 Sep 00 - 12:58 AM (#304847)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Lonesome EJ

See what I mean about Ol' Amos,John?


25 Sep 00 - 02:52 AM (#304875)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: BlueJay

John- Please allow me to be the fourth official greeter from the Colorado Mudcat Contigent. That makes it almost unanymous. I've no doubt the other(s) will welcome you as well, either online, or here on our own turf! Glad you are here. It's a rare breed of Cat who will so forthrightly admit to clandestine banjo activity as a newcomer. (What crummy sentence structure that was. I hope you get the idea, though, 'cause I'm not going to fix it). Welcome, and enjoy. BlueJay


25 Sep 00 - 04:16 AM (#304881)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: death by whisky

Hello John


25 Sep 00 - 04:46 AM (#304885)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Escamillo

On behalf of all the Latin Americans here (me) I'm glad to welcome you, John, and hope you'll enjoy your stay as much as I do. I like very much this phrase: "I'm glad to tote a barge and lift a bale or two" - surely you will have opportunities, without the whipping. :)

Un abrazo - Andrés


25 Sep 00 - 05:39 AM (#304891)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Noreen

Johnny, lovely Johnny, do you mind the day
You came to my window to steal me away?

No?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO?

Oh, sorry, must have been someone else, then. :0)

Welcome to the Mudcat Café!

Noreen


25 Sep 00 - 06:37 AM (#304904)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Bud Savoie

Welcome, John.


25 Sep 00 - 08:31 AM (#304925)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: GUEST,Skarpi at work.

Dear John welcome to Mudcat town. All the best skarpi Iceland.


25 Sep 00 - 08:42 AM (#304931)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: John Hardly

Thanks for the WONDERFUL welcome everyone!

Amos, a special thanks--you got the gift!

Moonjen, The line from the song goes "...you ought to see John Hardy gettin' away" I rarely "get away with" anything so I thought the play on words appropriate. After catspaw's "re-interpretation" of John? Hardly, Elmer is starting to sound real good!

John "Elmer" Hardly


25 Sep 00 - 09:02 AM (#304934)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: guinnesschik

Hi, John! Welcome aboard. Have you checked out the newcomers tavern?

;-)g'chik


25 Sep 00 - 10:23 AM (#304979)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: campfire

Welcome, John Hardly!

campfire


25 Sep 00 - 10:50 AM (#305000)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Quincy

Dear John....sure it's been years since I've had to write one of those!!!
Pleased to meet you and enjoy yourself!
very best wishes, Yvonne


25 Sep 00 - 10:56 AM (#305004)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Giac

Hi, John Elmer, glad to meet ya!


25 Sep 00 - 11:12 AM (#305010)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: A Wandering Minstrel

Hi John welcome to Mudcat and brace yourself for those banjo joke threads


25 Sep 00 - 11:22 AM (#305014)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: tar_heel

HEY THERE!!!!<"(((((><


25 Sep 00 - 11:23 AM (#305016)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: mousethief

Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome!

Alex
O..O
=o=


25 Sep 00 - 11:55 AM (#305041)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: katlaughing

HiyaJohnElmer, welcome to the Mudcat, sorry I've come in so late to this one. First rule for newbies: don't be afraid to ask questions. Looks like you're fitting right in, so I doubt you need much of that advice.

Be sure to check out the Classic Threads listed in the permathread at the top, Mudcat FAQs.

Again, welcome, welcome, to the Mudcat Cafe, best little place in cyberdom and on its way to taking over the Planet!**BG**

katlaughing


25 Sep 00 - 11:56 AM (#305042)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Lyrical Lady

DANG...BDthe QB used the same lyric I was going to use to welcome you John. Goes to show there are a few great minds that think alike 'round here! Welcome John! Cheers, Lyrical Lady.


25 Sep 00 - 12:01 PM (#305046)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)

Welcome from the west coast of New Hamphire, John. Where you from (or is that buried up in this crazy thread?)?


25 Sep 00 - 12:11 PM (#305053)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Robby

Welcom, John. Now just mosey on over to the Newcomer's Tavern, I believe it's expanded into Part 2 and partake of the craic, which as I've learned, is spelled a number of different ways, but is generally agreed is pronounce "crack".

And Amergin, I had learned it spelled Cead Mille Failthe. But, however it's spelled, your meaning was clear as a bell.


25 Sep 00 - 12:33 PM (#305075)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Biskit

Amos, you NEVER cease to amaze me Dang your good, Welcome John,lookin' forward to tradin' a song or two on HearMe. peace,-Biskit-

duplicate post deleted
- elf/joeclone -


25 Sep 00 - 12:37 PM (#305081)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Biskit

not only have I made it known to the world that I'm illiterate,I had to do it twice!!!Dang you're good,Amos,oh well maybe one of the Elves will fix it............-Biskit-


25 Sep 00 - 12:59 PM (#305102)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: BDtheQB

Hey biskit, repeat after me..er no after yourself.. so Elmer plays the Banjo? No wonder he's looking for friends..(super grin) I love Banjo's. They make good doorstops..


25 Sep 00 - 01:22 PM (#305115)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Hollowfox

Welcome! I disagree with "Spaw about the dearth of brains around here, but I think he'll agree that we have a superabundance of heart(s). Have fun!


25 Sep 00 - 02:10 PM (#305139)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Morticia

I can't decide whether I'm a scurrilous reprobate or a rude precocious upstart...possibly both....anyway welcome John.....or Elmer...or John Elmer....I suspect you're going to fit right in here :)


25 Sep 00 - 02:43 PM (#305167)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: DougR

Welcome, John! You couldn't have a better sponsor than Moonjen.

DougR


25 Sep 00 - 02:58 PM (#305178)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: GUEST,Bugs

Nevah yew mine about SPaw -- he's JUST a wascally widdle weasel who wivvs outside the WAW!!! Isn't that wight, Elmew?

Bugsy


25 Sep 00 - 03:07 PM (#305183)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Naemanson

I couldn't HARDLY go by this thread without jumping on the welcome bandwagon myself. Welcome to the nuthouse.

Now you have to catch up with the rest of us and answer the following Nosey Parker questions that have been the subject of some of the most recent threads:
Where do you live?
What do you do?
What is your favorite:
Movie
Book
Ice cream
Hot Dog
Waltz
Jig
Anything else you care to share

Note: You can always do as so many have before you and ignore these foolish questions.


25 Sep 00 - 03:42 PM (#305199)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Mbo

Brett, "What's your favorite waltz, reel, jig" are foolish questions?


25 Sep 00 - 04:40 PM (#305222)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Peter Kasin

Welcome to the Mudcat, John. What's your favorite protest song about the book with jig-dancing hotdogs?

All the best,

-chanteyranger


25 Sep 00 - 06:13 PM (#305284)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: Áine

My, My, My, John Hardly, I thought there must be some kind of fightin' goin' on over here, what with 60 posts and all! Glad to see it's just all these wunnerful Mudcatters just sayin' howdy. It looks like you're gonna fit in real fine around here . . . whether that's a compliment or not, well . . . ;-) But, anyway, howdy again -- and anybody that can make our Banjo Bonnie so happy deserves a great big Mudcatter welcome!

-- Áine

(P.S. Amergin and Robby -- It's Céad Míle Fáilte)


25 Sep 00 - 10:27 PM (#305471)
Subject: RE: Please Welcome a New 'Cat
From: John Hardly

My just posted concise life history was just posted--and lost in space. It was rather pitiful to post once, downright pathetic to post twice. I plan on hanging around--it'll come out in time. Thanks again for the warm welcome!

John