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19 Oct 00 - 09:26 PM (#323000) Subject: World's Shortest Joke From: Jim Dixon Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'"Knock" "Who's there?" "Opportunity" |
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19 Oct 00 - 09:28 PM (#323001) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: MarkS "Fleas?" Adam hadem MarkS |
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19 Oct 00 - 09:40 PM (#323014) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Naemanson MarkS, you left out the proper title of your poem. An Ode On The Antiquity Of The Relationship Of The Flea To The Human Speicies Throughout The History And Prehistory Of The World. |
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19 Oct 00 - 09:49 PM (#323027) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bill D shortest poem which tells a story
Sail someone wrote the shortest horror story.. "The last man on earth sat alone in his room. There was a knock on the door." one letter shorter: "The last man on earth sat alone in his room. There was a lock on the door." |
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19 Oct 00 - 09:50 PM (#323031) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bill D wait...I thought the shortest JOKE was,"Take my wife..please." |
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19 Oct 00 - 10:09 PM (#323061) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,mousethief (at the library) This isn't a joke, but rather a story about a bungled pick-up attempt, but it's incredibly short, and it rhymes:
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19 Oct 00 - 10:46 PM (#323095) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: hesperis Knock Who's there? Knock-knees |
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19 Oct 00 - 10:47 PM (#323097) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: dick greenhaus Shortest joke I know is: Bush (or if you prefer) Gore |
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19 Oct 00 - 11:07 PM (#323107) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Al Bill, the "last man" story was by Frederick Brown. |
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19 Oct 00 - 11:08 PM (#323109) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Gypsy Or the universal "Presidential election", even better, the so called "Presidential Debates" |
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19 Oct 00 - 11:08 PM (#323110) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: hesperis You say it's the shortest joke, but it possibly has the longest history.... |
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19 Oct 00 - 11:11 PM (#323111) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST Celtic Music |
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19 Oct 00 - 11:30 PM (#323126) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: catspaw49 Well, this has gone a dozen post's without the obvious, so................Shortest joke in the world? Your c**k. Spaw |
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19 Oct 00 - 11:40 PM (#323133) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: hesperis I don't have one, so I guess that's your c**k you're talking about, Spaw! |
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19 Oct 00 - 11:47 PM (#323139) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: ddw The world's shortest joke can't be Gore — he's taller than Bush. |
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20 Oct 00 - 12:56 AM (#323178) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Ebbie Good one, david! |
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20 Oct 00 - 05:30 AM (#323250) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Mark Cohen World's shortest cowboy song: Out in the West Texas town of El Paso One little kiss and Florina, goodbye (I have a feeling I may have gotten the name wrong, but then that would be the joke, right?) Then there's the Irish version: Out in the West Irish county of Mayo I fell in love with a Mayonnaise girl Aloha, Mark |
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20 Oct 00 - 12:03 PM (#323323) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Clinton Hammond2 my favorite shortest joke int he world... So one night, this folk musician walks past a pub... {~` |
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20 Oct 00 - 12:33 PM (#323344) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Margo Mark, I can see your roots. Mary Benson has chuckled about the Mayonnaise girl more than once in my presence... Margo :o) |
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20 Oct 00 - 12:42 PM (#323351) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: bseed(charleskratz) Dick, the world's longest sick joke: One or the other. --seed |
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20 Oct 00 - 12:43 PM (#323352) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Peter T. Longest word - smiles, because there's a mile between the first letter and the last. (grade 4 humour). yours, Peter T. |
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20 Oct 00 - 01:38 PM (#323410) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Morticia A seal walks into a club. ( not very funny but short). |
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20 Oct 00 - 02:00 PM (#323432) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Jim Dixon Henny Youngman - the popularizer of "Take my wife … please" - was known as the "King of the One-Liners" but my favorite master of one- (or two-) liners today is Stephen Wright. For example: "I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before." "The sign at the restaurant said, 'Breakfast Served Any Time.' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance." |
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20 Oct 00 - 02:11 PM (#323446) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Dharmabum GEORGE BUSH Tough as nails, And just as smart.
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20 Oct 00 - 02:39 PM (#323466) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard I said to the bartender 'Orange please!' 'Still orange?' 'Haven't changed my mind...' In the chip shop: 'Fish and chips twice' 'I heard you the first time...' |
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20 Oct 00 - 02:42 PM (#323471) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: mousethief Paul Williams. |
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20 Oct 00 - 02:53 PM (#323486) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Trevor Dr : You're a hypochondriac Me : Oh no, not that as well! (courtesy T Cooper) |
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20 Oct 00 - 03:49 PM (#323511) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Jim Dixon Trevor: That T-Cooper joke you posted may be closer to reality than you imagined. I once worked as a volunteer at a suicide prevention hotline. (Not everyone who called was suicidal. We accepted calls from just about anyone. I just call it that so most people will know what I'm talking about. It was similar to what is called The Samaritans in Britain.) I remember one caller who was upset because her shrink had told her she was "insecure." She reacted as if the doctor had told her she had cancer. She was practically sobbing when she asked me, "Do YOU think I'm insecure?" Now, how do you answer a question like that? Sometimes you had to laugh. But you had to wait till the call was over and laugh with your co-workers. |
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20 Oct 00 - 05:15 PM (#323547) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Abby Sale Many folksong travesties are short - there's no point going any further than the point. Living nine years in Scotland, we never heard this song sung any way except: Amazing Grace, she had three tits... |
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20 Oct 00 - 05:26 PM (#323558) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard All my love, all my kissin' Kiss you on the left 'Cos the right one's missin' Oh boy... (etc) |
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20 Oct 00 - 06:14 PM (#323597) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Max Tone A pun |
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20 Oct 00 - 06:29 PM (#323611) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Don Firth World's shortest folksong (perhaps): You stole my wife You horsethief! (Recorded by Walt Robertson on Folkways) Don Firth |
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20 Oct 00 - 06:33 PM (#323615) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: wysiwyg OK, didn't read all of this, guilty. Answer A: U. Answer B: I. ~Susan |
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20 Oct 00 - 06:33 PM (#323617) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Morticia another short folksong......My grandfather's clock was too tall for the shelf......so we sold it. |
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20 Oct 00 - 06:49 PM (#323631) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Little Hawk Got a match? Yeah, your face and a horse's ass! Got a match? Yeah, my socks and your breath! And so on.... |
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20 Oct 00 - 08:38 PM (#323701) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: rabbitrunning Shortest ghost story, which I first heard told by Jane Yolen at a convention. He awoke in the middle of the night and reached for the matches. And the matches were put into his hand... |
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20 Oct 00 - 10:21 PM (#323740) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Rollo What about: "spread your legs, faery queene! a wish is a wish!" I hope in english it's as funny as in german... |
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21 Oct 00 - 01:50 AM (#323832) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Fadac Hmmm, here are a few: Microsoft support. Citrix (If you ever saw this turkey run, you would laugh.) Banjo (Insert your favorite instrument) music. "Don't wait up for the shrimp boats, Ma. Your boy is comming home with the crabs." Ok that is a two liner. Broadcast music, radio. (tish, boom, tish, boom) -fadac |
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21 Oct 00 - 02:08 AM (#323837) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Sorcha No Ok, it's not as short as the one Praise said. Hers was one letter, mine is two. |
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21 Oct 00 - 02:52 AM (#323843) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard The whistling gypsy stayed over the hill... |
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21 Oct 00 - 02:54 AM (#323844) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Get down off the gas stove, Granny, you're too old to ride the range... |
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21 Oct 00 - 10:44 AM (#323941) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Morticia 'Twas of the good ship Araldite....stuck fast in Plymouth Sound'? |
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21 Oct 00 - 10:49 AM (#323942) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: pastorpest Here are short jokes under the category of "Lies". I'm from the government: I'm here to help you. Panty hose: one size fits all. |
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21 Oct 00 - 11:14 AM (#323949) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Art Thieme SHORTEST JOKE: When Viagra doesen't work !
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21 Oct 00 - 11:16 AM (#323952) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Art Thieme The above is the shortest joke because there's no words for it ! Art |
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21 Oct 00 - 11:18 AM (#323955) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Little Hawk Woody Allen |
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21 Oct 00 - 11:38 AM (#323965) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Art Thieme Carl Sandburg said the world's shortest song was :
Papa loved mama, I sang this for over a decade before Garth Brooks used it and made a million bucks off of it. Art Thieme |
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21 Oct 00 - 11:51 AM (#323975) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Little Hawk I tried to write the world's shortest song once. Tried like hell. It ended up with 5 verses, 2 bridges, and one instrumental verse. It lasts about 4 minutes. I tried to write the world's longest song one time too, and darn near succeeded, but it's not quite finished yet. I'll keep you posted. Hey, this thread is supposed to be about short jokes isn't it? |
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22 Oct 00 - 10:28 AM (#324459) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Trevor Two parrots on a perch. One says 'Can you smell fish?' |
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22 Oct 00 - 10:47 AM (#324464) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Two fish in a tank. One says 'Is it my turn to drive?' |
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22 Oct 00 - 11:29 AM (#324484) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Uwe Schmidt The shortest for musicians: two musicians pass a pub... |
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22 Oct 00 - 11:31 AM (#324486) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard A cannibal passed his friend... |
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22 Oct 00 - 11:39 AM (#324495) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Lox Fastest Cake, Scone......> lox |
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22 Oct 00 - 12:00 PM (#324510) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Clarification! Depends on your pronunciation! For it to work, you have to say it to rhyme with 'gone', not 'bone'!! Longest word - starts with 'm', ends with 'm', has 9768 letters and means 'constipation'... (Clue - all the letters are 'm'!!). |
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23 Oct 00 - 01:15 AM (#325110) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,CraigS Rent collector: Rent? Andy Capp: Spent! -Reg Smythe |
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23 Oct 00 - 07:16 AM (#325183) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Ever had Chicken Tarka? It's like Chicken Tikka, only a little 'otter... |
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23 Oct 00 - 12:45 PM (#325361) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Wincing Devil World's shortest dirty joke.(4th grade humor): A white horse fell in a mud puddle. Told you it was 4th grade humor!)
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23 Oct 00 - 01:57 PM (#325418) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Naemanson Speaking of short folk songs I heard this one at Mystic several years ago. It is sung to the tune of The Mermaid: The true Story of the only voyage of His Swedish Majesty's Famous and Most Powerful Warship, The Vasa. It was Friday morn and we set sail, And we sank to the bottom of the sea. |
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24 Oct 00 - 08:42 PM (#326573) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: harpmolly As a 25-year-old woman measuring 4 feet, 7 inches tall, I would like to register my objection to this thread as a whole. My solicitor will shor--er, soon be in touch with you regarding compensation for mental anguish. Dammit, if I have to fight with the bouncer every damned time I want a pint or simply an hour at the bar, someone's going to pay!!! ;) (Do I win the "most random thread extension" prize for the day? :D) Molly
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25 Oct 00 - 12:06 AM (#326685) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Guest still Don't know who wrote it but I like it!
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25 Oct 00 - 04:16 AM (#326794) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard One fine day in the middle of the night Two dead men got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other... |
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25 Oct 00 - 05:28 AM (#326802) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Where I come from it would be: "Roger sings." RtS |
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25 Oct 00 - 07:29 AM (#326826) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: belter There was Peter (the short version) There was Peter siting in the corner dead. |
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25 Oct 00 - 07:57 AM (#326833) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard I stayed in bed on a May morning... |
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25 Oct 00 - 11:59 AM (#327017) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: hesperis "Dylan" |
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01 May 03 - 03:35 PM (#944388) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,M'Grath of Altcar Honest Joseph it was an angel........ |
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01 May 03 - 03:38 PM (#944390) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Beccy "Hey... is that the saxophone player's Porsche?" |
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01 May 03 - 03:39 PM (#944392) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Beccy "Hey... Is that the saxophone player's girlfriend?" |
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01 May 03 - 03:42 PM (#944395) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Beccy Sorry... that last one was supposed to read: "Hey... is that the saxophone player's supermodel girlfriend?" and one more... "Hey... Is that the saxophone player's fan club?" |
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01 May 03 - 03:54 PM (#944412) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST, heric Gore Licks Bush |
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01 May 03 - 06:00 PM (#944499) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: vectis A man walked into a bar "Ouch!" |
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01 May 03 - 06:03 PM (#944501) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Charley Noble . |
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01 May 03 - 06:26 PM (#944519) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Joe_F The graduations on a whiskey bottle: - Jocose - Morose - Bellicose - Comatose |
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01 May 03 - 07:36 PM (#944552) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Mr Red - Turned-up Toes |
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02 May 03 - 01:15 AM (#944667) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,pdc From George Carlin: One tequila Two tequila Three tequila Floor. |
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02 May 03 - 03:12 AM (#944684) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Cluin Drowsy Maggie Sleepy Maggie Comatose Maggie (Optional lead-in to the medley: Loagy Maggie) |
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02 May 03 - 04:04 AM (#944709) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Susanl What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? DAM!! |
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02 May 03 - 07:14 AM (#944782) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: fantum Conversation between two cowboys, "Yup" "Yup" Hard to believe Im going to send this |
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02 May 03 - 09:24 AM (#944841) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: HuwG Conversation between two pirates: "Aaargh!" "Aaargh!" Oh, dear ... |
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02 May 03 - 10:00 AM (#944866) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Trevor It's not the shortest but I like it... When does Saddam have his breakfast?.... When Tariq Aziz |
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02 May 03 - 12:36 PM (#944958) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: The O'Meara My 2nd favorite Limerick : There was a young man from Perdue Whose Limerick lines numbered two My 1st favorite Limerick: There was a young man from Verdun O'Meara |
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02 May 03 - 12:50 PM (#944969) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST, heric When is bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand. |
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02 May 03 - 01:11 PM (#944981) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: leprechaun A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" |
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02 May 03 - 08:09 PM (#945202) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: PageOfCups Aim low, sheriff - they're ridin' shetlands. PoC |
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02 May 03 - 08:45 PM (#945222) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Helen When silly people say to me Why do you want to go to sea? My answer plain will always be I only want to go to see. A woodworm goes into a pub and says is the bartender here. Two cannibals eating a clown. One says "Does this taste funny to you?" Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down? A: It quacks up. All right, I know they aren't the shortest jokes, but... This thread reminds me of the 100 word story thread I started quite a while back. Might have to find it and refresh it and give you guys another challenge. Helen |
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02 May 03 - 08:55 PM (#945227) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Helen BS: Mudcat challenge: 100 word story exactly http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=37563&messages=116 |
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03 May 03 - 01:29 PM (#945445) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Fifer Knock Knock..."Who's there?" "AMNESIA" "Amnesia who?" " Errr??? Ummm??????" This is when you say He's forgotten ! |
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03 May 03 - 02:31 PM (#945473) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: JennyO Little Johnny Howard (Australian Prime Minister) |
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03 May 03 - 08:54 PM (#945622) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Stephen L. Rich The world's shortest joke? Life Stephen Lee |
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03 May 03 - 09:28 PM (#945636) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Helen You're right, Jenny. |
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04 May 03 - 06:36 AM (#945727) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Tam the bam fraeSaltcoatsScotland New Labour Party/Lib Dems and their leaders |
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05 May 03 - 06:05 AM (#946148) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: gnu "Cadet, what would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" "Call for backup, sir." |
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05 May 03 - 06:29 AM (#946152) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST Shortest song "I'll sing you a song and it won't take long, Policemen have no fathers." |
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05 May 03 - 07:01 AM (#946156) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST A horse goes into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" |
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05 May 03 - 11:00 AM (#946227) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Schantieman Again? |
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05 May 03 - 12:14 PM (#946263) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: dick greenhaus For short song list: Slack your rope, hangman, slack it for...arrrgh! or We were 40 miles from Albany, forget it. |
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05 May 03 - 02:13 PM (#946348) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: EJ A funny short song... "Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life." Well. Not short, but funny. |
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05 May 03 - 02:26 PM (#946358) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Mark Clark W |
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05 May 03 - 06:08 PM (#946488) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Charley Noble You can lead a horse to water but you can't grow moss on its back! Well, maybe that's too long; I could substitute "colt". Charley Noble |
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06 May 03 - 02:54 AM (#946755) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Helen You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think. (Sorry, I don't actually believe that, but I like the pun.) Helen |
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06 May 03 - 04:30 AM (#946791) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Crazy Eddie You can drive a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead. |
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06 May 03 - 04:35 AM (#946792) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Trevor Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine |
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06 May 03 - 06:36 AM (#946828) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Dave Bryant One of the shortest punch-lines must be in the vocal banter of "Tha Arkansas Traveller": Say old man, have you lived here all your life ? - Not Yet ! A Mr Thorpe, who was somewhat of a wit, requested that on his gravestone were incribed the words: Thorpe's Corpse |
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06 May 03 - 04:04 PM (#947202) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Schantieman We sailed to Virginia And then we came back. The gallant frigate Amphitrite She sank in Plymouth Sound. S |
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06 May 03 - 06:02 PM (#947296) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Charley Noble Helen- You can lead a hor-ti-culture but the weeds will follow on their own... Charley Noble |
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07 May 03 - 05:03 PM (#948095) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Jim McLean Fuck off! PS Stronger letter following. |
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07 May 03 - 08:38 PM (#948209) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,pdc "You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." is one of Dorothy Parker's best lines. A dog walks into a bar: "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." |
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07 May 03 - 09:45 PM (#948250) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Cluin "Dinsdale?!?" |
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08 May 03 - 10:06 AM (#948642) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,noddy Masochist: "Hit me!" Sadist "No!" |
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08 May 03 - 03:35 PM (#948837) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Cluin Shotgun wedding: a matter of wife or death. |
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08 May 03 - 03:50 PM (#948846) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Cluin How many Mudcatters does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb... and a GUEST to post "Move this to the BS section right now, please". |
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09 May 03 - 01:11 AM (#949135) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Al banjo tune |
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09 May 03 - 12:21 PM (#949403) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Schantieman er....isn't that an oxymoron? |
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09 Dec 03 - 10:15 PM (#1068944) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Liverstuck sex |
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10 Dec 03 - 07:00 AM (#1069186) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST micca |
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10 Dec 03 - 07:58 AM (#1069230) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Splott Man Twas on the good ship Anthracite, Ablaze on Plymouth Sound. Unforgettable....errm! |
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10 Dec 03 - 01:51 PM (#1069561) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: mike the knife stoner humor: "Dude?" "Huh?" "Dude!" Short short story: Coughin' Coffin. |
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10 Dec 03 - 06:36 PM (#1069740) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Cluin KOOK!..amunga |
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10 Dec 03 - 06:53 PM (#1069752) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bobert Danged, Mark Clark stole mine: "W" Bobert |
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11 Dec 03 - 09:27 AM (#1070219) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Dave Hanson A reporter once asked the late Noel Coward to say ' something amusing ' his reply ' Australia ' eric |
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11 Dec 03 - 10:27 AM (#1070254) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Cluin "Fifty bucks," said the Mother Superior. "Same price as in town." |
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12 Dec 03 - 12:26 PM (#1070994) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: YorkshireYankee What Spike Milligan said he wanted on his gravestone: "I told you I was ill." Cheers, YY |
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12 Dec 03 - 07:11 PM (#1071254) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Ebbie Why are these from a horror story? "The last man on earth sat alone in his room. There was a knock on the door." "The last man on earth sat alone in his room. There was a lock on the door." Obviously a man wrote the lines. Hmmmm. It just occurred to me that if there were only one man left on earth, he and his projeny could re-populate the whole world. And there we go again... |
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13 Dec 03 - 09:27 AM (#1071487) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,John Two gay cowboys. "Yup?". "Yep". |
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13 Dec 03 - 12:45 PM (#1071586) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Ghost of a Redneck Well, HAY-ULL! It seemed like a good idee at the time. |
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27 Jul 05 - 09:29 AM (#1529179) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bunnahabhain The pipers were tuned up, and.... |
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27 Jul 05 - 11:09 AM (#1529264) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River The world's shortest joke? That's easy... My brother Don's whanger! - BDiBR |
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27 Jul 05 - 11:17 AM (#1529271) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: pdq OBIT NOTICE: Man looks up shaft to see if elevator was coming. It was. |
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28 Jul 05 - 11:03 AM (#1530041) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Mr Red the shortest joke? jøk |
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28 Jul 05 - 11:36 AM (#1530095) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,noddy Massocist "Hit Me " Saddist " No" |
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28 Jul 05 - 12:55 PM (#1530186) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Alaska Mike Skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop. |
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28 Jul 05 - 02:19 PM (#1530291) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Tam the man A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman have you seen my brother and the barman says why what does he look like. 2 goldfish in a tank and one says says to the other how do you drive this |
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28 Jul 05 - 04:07 PM (#1530437) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: MudGuard Shortest joke I know (told to me by a doctor!): A doctor comes ;-) |
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28 Jul 05 - 11:43 PM (#1530891) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Bill the Collie Call me a cab... |
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29 Jul 05 - 12:13 AM (#1530911) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: The Fooles Troupe You're a cab! |
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29 Jul 05 - 12:43 AM (#1530925) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Dave Hanson I don't give a shit who you are pal, you're not walking on the water where I'm fishing. eric |
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29 Jul 05 - 03:39 AM (#1530982) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Peace "What a friend we have in Jesus, Christ almighty what a pal" |
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29 Jul 05 - 05:30 AM (#1531022) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bunnahabhain Now now dear, don't you think you're getting a little worked up over this? Almost making a mountain out of a molehill, in fact. Shortly, it will all seem unimportant... |
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29 Jul 05 - 05:31 AM (#1531023) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Peace I just flew in from New York and . . . |
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29 Jul 05 - 06:55 AM (#1531051) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: JennyO ...boy are my arms tired! |
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29 Jul 05 - 08:01 AM (#1531077) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: The Fooles Troupe BOOM! BOOM! |
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29 Jul 05 - 11:18 AM (#1531224) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: heric The Gay Cowboy come into town and shot up the sheriff. |
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03 Aug 05 - 11:53 AM (#1534019) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,noddy G. Bush. |
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03 Aug 05 - 12:46 PM (#1534056) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Pseudolus at Work World's shortest poem...it's called "Fleas" Adam Had'em |
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03 Aug 05 - 06:12 PM (#1534297) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: jpk waa,waa |
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04 Aug 05 - 02:27 AM (#1534630) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Seamus Kennedy Leading cause of death among lesbians? Hairballs. Why do dogs lick their willies? Because they can't make a fist! Seamus |
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04 Aug 05 - 01:49 PM (#1534973) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Tam the man The Scottish exct. |
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04 Aug 05 - 07:52 PM (#1535243) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST Compatible Irish gays. Partrick Fitzmaurice and Maurice Fitzpatrick. |
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04 Aug 05 - 10:17 PM (#1535327) Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Bob A man walks into a Bar...Ouch! it was an iron bar |