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Shorty's Front

11 Dec 00 - 05:20 AM (#354768)
Subject: Shorty's Front
From: The Shambles

Just trying to be positive...........


11 Dec 00 - 08:47 AM (#354851)
Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Snuffy

Are you sure?


11 Dec 00 - 08:51 AM (#354854)
Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Allan C.

Shorty looks much better on this side.


11 Dec 00 - 10:25 AM (#354907)
Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Noreen

I agree, I prefer the full frontal.

Noreen


11 Dec 00 - 11:29 AM (#354959)
Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: The Shambles

There was always short, back and sides, of course.


11 Dec 00 - 11:40 AM (#354966)
Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Allan C.

Of course it is entirely possible that Shorty is a "she" (or at least I don't know otherwise). If that is true, then I most definitely prefer the front.


11 Dec 00 - 02:59 PM (#355120)
Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Bernard

But wouldn't 'she' then be 'Shortie'?

Shorty could be hermaphrodite...


11 Dec 00 - 03:06 PM (#355128)
Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Bernard

Shorty's Back...

For the sake of completeness...


11 Dec 00 - 03:21 PM (#355142)
Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: mousethief

Would that be a cold front, or a warm front? Or possibly (alas!) an occluded front.


11 Dec 00 - 04:20 PM (#355181)
Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Rowana (at work)

Would Shorty (Shortie) be affronted if confronted?


11 Dec 00 - 05:04 PM (#355213)
Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Bernard

That's an effrontery...

Still, we are at the forefront of the frontispiece of the frontier...

...and there's a shortage of shortages!


13 Dec 00 - 12:39 PM (#356432)
Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Uncle_DaveO

What in the world is this all about? I know Shorty, deal with him almost every day, but what's this thread about?

Dave Oesterreich


13 Dec 00 - 12:48 PM (#356444)
Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Allan C.

I am fearing for my sanity. I could have SWORN that Max announced Shorty's demise last night and yet I still find his name at the bottom of the Forum page. Is there any hope for restoring what remains of my mind?


13 Dec 00 - 12:50 PM (#356447)
Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: SDShad

So, we're talking about the Full Shorty here, then?

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink,

Shad "Say No More" O'Spawn


13 Dec 00 - 01:04 PM (#356460)
Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Noreen

DaveO, it's about absolutly nothing- just a riposte to the 'Shorty's Back' thread- geddit???


13 Dec 00 - 01:36 PM (#356493)
Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: mousethief

So does this thread contain full noodle frontity?


13 Dec 00 - 03:10 PM (#356588)
Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Bernard

And egg fried rice, too...


13 Dec 00 - 07:17 PM (#356818)
Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Snuffy

It's sure tae confuse you


13 Dec 00 - 07:24 PM (#356822)
Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Greyeyes

Good grief, I'm going front to the back.