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BS: Unhooked Catter's 2

31 Dec 00 - 09:25 PM (#366556)
Subject: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Amergin

The other thread was getting rather long.....click here


31 Dec 00 - 09:30 PM (#366560)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: rube1

let's see, it's New Year's Eve and I'm here. I guess I'm unhooked.


31 Dec 00 - 09:40 PM (#366564)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST,Audi

LOL!! You didn't have to remind us, Rube1. Here, have some bubbly. ;)

Audi


31 Dec 00 - 09:48 PM (#366565)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R

Me too, but I don't drink. I'm eating Doritos, listening to ELO and singing Pearl Jam.


31 Dec 00 - 09:56 PM (#366569)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST,Audi

LOL!! Matt, this bubbly is anything you want it to be. I'm glad your not hanging by a moment any longer.

Audi


31 Dec 00 - 09:59 PM (#366570)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R

Well, I got an email from her and she's feeling much better, so I'm a bit happier now. Make that bubbly Coke. The ELO, BTW was them playing Orange Blossom Special.


01 Jan 01 - 12:07 AM (#366591)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Amergin

So how old are ye, Audi?

says a drunken Amergin....


01 Jan 01 - 12:14 AM (#366593)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: blt

Amergin, your picture is pretty butch, but I suspect your chromosomes place you firmly in the male species. One can always dream, I suppose...


01 Jan 01 - 02:50 PM (#366794)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: kendall

Hey Matt..to quote you on the political thread..ZZZZZZ


01 Jan 01 - 03:04 PM (#366802)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Peter Kasin

Me, a bit infatuated, Amergin? Would ol' chanteyranger be infatuated by a witty and fun female, one who likes folk music? Moi?


01 Jan 01 - 03:47 PM (#366813)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: DougR

Gee whiz, Audi, why didn't you go on and scan it? I love cats!

I have no idea how many Lesbians are here, but I can say with certainty, I'm not.

And Kendell is right, most folks here are liberals (not quite sure what that has to do with romance though). I'm a political conservative, and a liberal lover.

DougR


01 Jan 01 - 05:40 PM (#366843)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson

[I've been away playing for the New Year's celebration. If you don't understand an answer you should look back on the other part of this thread.]

Peg, sanity was never my strong suit.

blt, if you insist on flaunting your homosexuality then you... Go Girl! In other words, my being a straight male doesn't make you my enemy, just a friend who will never be your lover.


01 Jan 01 - 06:17 PM (#366858)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: kendall

and why the hell not?? I flaunt MY Heterosexuality...


01 Jan 01 - 06:17 PM (#366859)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: kendall

and why the hell not?? I flaunt MY Heterosexuality... sort of..


01 Jan 01 - 06:57 PM (#366873)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Benjamin

Outside comment-
It's kind of funny to see 2 threads being "driven by an Audi."

But hey, I'm unhooked! Though like Matt_R, I'm too young for most here. That's life!

Go Huskies!! What's a boilermaker? (or what ever that mascot is?)

BMW


01 Jan 01 - 09:30 PM (#366928)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R

Hey Ben, didja see what my ECU boys did? Whooped ass at the Houston Bowl. Drove Texas Tech into the ground! I TOLD you they'd have a good season!!


01 Jan 01 - 09:59 PM (#366932)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: kendall

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


01 Jan 01 - 10:02 PM (#366935)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R

Kendall, if you're bored an looking for a result from me, you ain't gettin' one.


01 Jan 01 - 10:51 PM (#366942)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: DougR

I guess Kendall is a lover, not a football fan, Matt.

DougR


01 Jan 01 - 10:55 PM (#366946)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R

Well, I don't care much for football either, except for the Eagles and my college team.


01 Jan 01 - 10:58 PM (#366948)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Amergin

Well, I just took a look see at Peg's pictures....whoowheeeee, Peg, you are quite the looker!!


01 Jan 01 - 11:02 PM (#366949)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R

Oh yes, definately, Amergin. I was involved in a minor..ahem...incident shall we say? earlier this year when I called her a "cutiepie".


02 Jan 01 - 12:01 AM (#366959)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Peg

LOL Matt! I remember that. As I recall you were taken to task for choosing such an old-fashioned term of endearment. (I thought it was sweet myself).

Amergin; thank you, nice of you to say so. Those pictures are several years old; my hair is longer now and more auburn...and I am ten pounds heavier (aren't we all? ;) )

Even though I'm not all that rough on the eyes, I still find most men want young, skinny airheads or dangerous tattooed gothbabes...

sigh.


02 Jan 01 - 12:09 AM (#366962)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R

Well, not all of us, Peg. I'm just happy I have someone to love. It doesn't matter to me that she's 2 inches taller, 20 lbs heavier, 3 (almost 4) years older, and has 2 kids! Like the Beatles say:



All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need


02 Jan 01 - 12:17 AM (#366965)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Amergin

You should try younger men....


02 Jan 01 - 12:19 AM (#366967)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Peg

Amergin; who says I haven't? or wouldn't?

;)


02 Jan 01 - 12:59 AM (#366975)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Benjamin

Matt, the Rose Ball had a happy ending! UW beat Perdue by 10 points!
I'm not much of a football fan either to tell the truth. Don't get me started about basketball though (go Sonics!)

What happened to Lisa? Who's this new woman? 2 kids? At least she's a bit closer to your age!

Does a crush count as having someone to love? Some feelings I just can't seem to shake off!

You don't feel you could love me but I feel you could!!

But will she ever buy that?
Ah... The mysteries of life!


02 Jan 01 - 01:36 AM (#366978)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Amergin

Peg,

My ex was 17 years older than me....just talked to her tonight....I got mad and left....I just deleted all the love emails she sent to me over the months the other day....fuck....


02 Jan 01 - 04:03 AM (#366990)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Amergin

Just disregard the above post please....am a fucking mess...


02 Jan 01 - 04:34 AM (#366993)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson

Hey, guy, it's OK. You're gonna feel like that for a while yet. And you might do and/or say some pretty stupid things over the next few months too. I did. They will seem to make perfect sense until you come to your senses and then you'll realize what a fool you've been. When that happens, swallow your pride, apologize and move on. Don't beat yourself up over it.

Good luck.


02 Jan 01 - 03:52 PM (#367231)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: kendall

SINSULL Here. We broke up just before Thanksgiving '99 with an idiotic quarrel about hotel room accomodations which escalated to "If you really loved me..."and straight downhill. I too deleted every email, photo, etc. and spent the holidays miserable. About a month ago, I came across an email from him on my computer at work and couldn't remember his last name. Guess I am over it.


02 Jan 01 - 04:14 PM (#367238)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Bernard

'Moving on' implies there's somewhere to go...


02 Jan 01 - 04:25 PM (#367241)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: kendall

Matt, sometimes the fish just dont bite. Peg, everything is relative, to me, YOU are the young one!Guys, after seeing her in person recently, I can say She is still a knockout even at her advanced age LOL


02 Jan 01 - 09:44 PM (#367460)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST,kendall

Sorry Matt, but, that is just not true. Sometimes love is not enough. I speak from first hand knowledge


02 Jan 01 - 09:48 PM (#367462)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST

Anyone want a miserable, cynical, grumpy guy?

I'm nice looking and intelligent

Thought not....


03 Jan 01 - 01:21 AM (#367566)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Peg

Kendall; well perhaps I was born a few years too late! ;)

Amergin; no worries. This may not help you feel better but most if not all of have been there at some point and one some level...it will get better. Give yourself time to grieve, to heal, to get mad, to get sad, to get back together and break up again (this often happens), and to know that all will be well with you both eventually...it takes time. It takes time.


03 Jan 01 - 01:26 AM (#367569)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Amergin

Thank you, Peg....not much chance of us getting back together though....she's going back to her estranged husband....


03 Jan 01 - 02:33 AM (#367589)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Big Mick

Well, I am not unhooked, but just an observation. Fella's, if you are anywhere near Peg............get movin'!! That is a fine looking woman............LOL.

Mick


03 Jan 01 - 05:47 AM (#367652)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson

One day, about a month or two after my SO left me for another man, I was driving around when it hit me that most of the people I was seeing had been through that same emotion at one time or another. They had all felt that devastating sense of loss and the intense burn of jealousy.

Of course, that didn't make me feel any better but it did forge a bond of brotherhood within my soul.


03 Jan 01 - 11:27 AM (#367797)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: DougR

Audi, are you still around? Audi? Hello?

DougR


03 Jan 01 - 11:51 AM (#367815)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Peg

Hey Big Mick; I appoint you my official public relations consultant! Feel free to put up flyers!!!

LOL

peg


03 Jan 01 - 03:46 PM (#367958)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: DougR

Well, Peg, if you're too young for Kendall, no point in my even looking up your picture. You're darn sure too young for me.

DougR


03 Jan 01 - 05:37 PM (#368023)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST,Dr. Ruth

In the dark, snuggled up in bed, we're all the same age! The reaction times may vary a bit though.


03 Jan 01 - 08:58 PM (#368134)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: DougR

Thank you Dr. Ruth. I guess you're right. No more slam bam thank you ma'am for us old guys any more. Your message is reassuring. I needed that. :>) DougR


03 Jan 01 - 09:02 PM (#368137)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R

That slam bang thang is dopey! You should make it last as long as possible!! Longer is better!


03 Jan 01 - 09:04 PM (#368139)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: pict

No it's more like wham bam thank you palm;)


03 Jan 01 - 09:11 PM (#368142)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: DougR

Yes, Matt, you're right. The point I tried but failed to make is, with experience, which comes with age, the problems that often plague younger men, are no longer present. Of course sometime there maybe new ones not experienced by the young.

DougR


03 Jan 01 - 11:00 PM (#368185)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson

I just checked in to schmooze any single women who might be hanging around. Let me open a few buttons to expose my hairy chest and the gold chains, smooth a few wrinkles on my polyester suit, comb a few strands of hair over the bald spot and lean in close to ask a few personal questions. And NO! I don't have something in my eye! I'm winking at you...

Maybe we could turn this thread into a nice singles bar. Hey baby, come here often?

[The above conversation was getting too serious for a lighthearted thread]


03 Jan 01 - 11:15 PM (#368198)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: SINSULL

Hi Brett! What is your on-line name? I keep forgetting.
SINSULL


03 Jan 01 - 11:22 PM (#368204)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST,Audi

Aw, Naemanson! I was enjoying it.

It's not everyday a girl gets to listen in on private conversations between men--unless she jumps out of cakes for a living. ;)

Audi


03 Jan 01 - 11:39 PM (#368213)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R

Aw Brett, everyone knows I'M the Guido around here! Although I prefer denim to silk.

LOL!!!!


04 Jan 01 - 07:41 AM (#368308)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson

Denim and silk! But those are natural materials. I tell ya, son, there ain't nothin' better than polyester!

And Audi, you should be ashamed of yourself, eavesdropping like that. Tut, tut, my dear. Fortunately I stopped it before those guys let out any of the secrets of being a man that women should never hear.

And now, back to the schmooze. So let's talk about me for a little while, baby, and then we can talk about how you feel about me. I'm single, very available, and ready to romp.


04 Jan 01 - 08:55 AM (#368337)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST,Noreen

LOL Brett! How could a girl refuse?

Would you like another cocktail? The paper parasol in that one looks a bit limp...


04 Jan 01 - 09:00 AM (#368342)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: kendall

There you go spaw..a straight line if I ever heard one LOL


04 Jan 01 - 09:13 AM (#368352)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson

My beach umbrella has never been mistaken for a parasol and it has never been limp.


04 Jan 01 - 09:50 AM (#368370)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST,Audi

LOL! Noreen! You are a girl after my own heart!

I, too, love a good cocktail....and the harder the licker, the better.

Do you think this single's bar has any limits? I love to push limits.

;)

Audi


04 Jan 01 - 09:55 AM (#368374)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Jock Morris

Peg,

'tis a shame you're not my side of the pond, you sound like just the sort of woman I'm looking for and if you're half as pretty in the flesh as your photos then WOW!.

Scott, 33, 2 cats, folksinger, concertina player (getting better slowly), morris dancer and hillwalker.

Scott


04 Jan 01 - 10:03 AM (#368381)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson

No limits in the Mudcat, Audi. However, there are the self imposed limits of taste. If you really want to get outrageous you should start a separate thread and post a warning in the opening paragraph. Always remember there may be children watching.

But then, considering some of the things I've seen here it may not be a problem.

So, Audi, what state are you in. Confusion, lust, and happy are all acceptable answers but geographic location in general is what I am looking for.


04 Jan 01 - 10:04 AM (#368382)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R

AUDI!! Bad bad girl!!! Shhoof, this is just the kinds thing I need in the morning!

And then she said to me
Isn't it good, morning wood?


04 Jan 01 - 10:04 AM (#368383)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Peg

Scott; thanks. I feel like I should put a more recent photo in there. I do not look all that different but definitely my hair does not look that way anymore.

So where do you live? I have been to England twice in the past six months, ya know...

hillwalker? AND morris dancer? be still my beating heart!

;)

actually my last significant crush was on a Brit I met at a stone circle at summer solstice...never heard from him after that; his life sounded a bit complicated for a new relationship anyway...


04 Jan 01 - 10:17 AM (#368391)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Jock Morris

Peg,

I'm not in England, though the Morris reference might have made you think so. I'm in Scotland, in a village called Cairneyhill, about three miles West of Dunfermline. If your ever in the area then it would be lovely to meet you. PM me if you'd like my email address, postal address or phone number.

My own mudcat photo was taken about 18 months back, so is still reasonably accurate; though I don't wear the kilt every day:-)

Scott


04 Jan 01 - 10:26 AM (#368396)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: alison

well I'm hooked.. but seeing as how you all want to see pics of each other.. this looks like as good a time as any to remind you about the "Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar"

if you haven't a clue what I'm talking about click here

and for all of you fellas lusting after Peg.. I've got her pic already .. and it is beautiful.......

now if only I could get another handful of photos we could get this thing moving........ *grin*

slainte

alison


04 Jan 01 - 10:26 AM (#368397)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST,Audi

LOL!! Thanks for the warning, Naemanson, I know I loved to watch when I was a child.....I'll try to make my posts so obscure that only the most childish adults (like myself) can interpret them--but you'll know where I'm coming from (or do I need to show you?). ;)

(I'm in the heart of the South, and in a perpetual state of laughter, btw.)

Matt! Surely after this thread, you know that calling me 'bad' justs feeds my fire! (Speaking of which, morning wood is my favorite kind of fuel...) ;)

Audi


04 Jan 01 - 10:42 AM (#368406)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Peg

Jock; I have never been to Scotland but would love to see it one day. I will certainly get in touch if my travels ever take me there...do you perform regularly with your Morris troupe?


04 Jan 01 - 11:04 AM (#368423)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Jock Morris

Peg,

Sadly my Morris side, Jenny Geddes Clog Morris, is sorely lacking in dancers at the moment and our one musician is ill (multiple allergy). At this rate we'll be lucky to get out at all this coming summer. Last year we were lucky to get out more than once a month. Only weekends away we got were a few of us moonlighting with Silhill Morris from Birmingham.

WE NEED MORE DANCERS!

Scott


04 Jan 01 - 11:44 AM (#368447)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: pict

Morris dancing in Scotland????


04 Jan 01 - 12:09 PM (#368465)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Jock Morris

Aye Pict, and it's not a new thing up here either. Morris dancing was common up the East coast of Scotland until the reformation, then John Knox decided it was too much fun and banned it. The oldest surviving Morris costume is in Perth museum. There are now five Morris sides in Scotland (ok, one's a rapper side).

Scott


04 Jan 01 - 12:13 PM (#368467)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Amergin

And what secrets are those, Naemanson? That we are actually more sensitive than we like to admit?


04 Jan 01 - 01:24 PM (#368506)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson

Oh ho, Amergin, you can't get me to spill the beans that easily. I know the real Amergin is a man but some of the Joe Clones aren't and may be using his cookie to learn our deepest secrets.

And Audi, morning wood is my favorite too. Morning sunlight on her hair and frost on the window really stokes up my wood stove.


04 Jan 01 - 02:13 PM (#368530)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST,Audi

Awe, Naemanson. I'm always amazed at the seductive power of words--and you wield your power very well.

You've created a pleasing mental picture in two simple sentences.

Thank you.

:)

Audi


04 Jan 01 - 02:23 PM (#368535)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: pict

Jock consider me educated I didn't know that there was any morris dancing in Scotland ever and 5 squads no less.


04 Jan 01 - 03:08 PM (#368541)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R

Ah yes...the toast warm wood in the morning.

You know my nickname in the ECU School of Art woodshop is "Big Lumber"...


04 Jan 01 - 03:13 PM (#368543)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson

Was that big limber or big lamber? *BG*

Careful Audi, the kid's trying to muscle in on my territory! Look in the photo pages to decide which of us you'd prefer.


04 Jan 01 - 03:47 PM (#368551)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: kendall

Dear Abby dear Abby .....


04 Jan 01 - 04:48 PM (#368584)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Bernard

Troupes? Squads? SIDES, please!!

We Morris people are a pernickety lot!!

BTW, I'm in a MIXED side, so not quite that pernickety!!


04 Jan 01 - 05:05 PM (#368593)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R

Hey Brett, I ain' trying to muscle in on your territory! I'm trying to horn in on Audi's territory!

Besides, I'm the best of both worlds, the Yankee who's lived in the South almost all his life!


04 Jan 01 - 05:17 PM (#368606)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson

Matt, you are good people and I don't want to fight with you but no woman would be impressed with any men who won't fight over her so put 'em up! let's go! Coupla rounds with Marquis Of Queensbury rules.

I lash out with my chin and hit you in the right fist. Then in a lightning move I lash out with my left eye to impact on your left fist. A quick break apart and then it's my stomach to the top of your head and my newly loosened teeth to you right fist again.

I've got you on the ropes now, boy. You ready to give up?


04 Jan 01 - 05:32 PM (#368625)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R

Hey Brett...you know you're sitting on my Big Lumber? He's getting pretty mad...


04 Jan 01 - 08:06 PM (#368747)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson

Yeah, well, once I get my breath back we'll see about cutting Big Lumber down to little splinters!


04 Jan 01 - 08:06 PM (#368748)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: kendall

You have lived most of your life in the south? You are only 21, does this mean you are about to die?


04 Jan 01 - 08:27 PM (#368764)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R

Um kendall, did you hit your head on the porch again?? I'm 22 for your information, and the last time I checked, you don't have to be ready to die to use the word "most of my life".

AND Brett, I'm made of teak!


04 Jan 01 - 08:51 PM (#368778)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST,Audi

LOL! The hardwoods are best, Matt! Teak polishes up very nicely, with hand-rubbing and lots of oil. ;)

Naemanson, I do like to watch a skilled fighter in action! You do seem to know all the moves! LOL!

Audi


04 Jan 01 - 09:33 PM (#368808)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: kendall

We are very literal up here. There is an old story..an "outsider" asks a native, "Have you lived in Maine all your life"? native says "Not yet".


04 Jan 01 - 11:29 PM (#368881)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: DougR

I still think Audi may be having a great time at all the horny men on the Mudcat's expense. Have at it, though, guys. One never knows, does one? Where there is a spark, there is hope of fire.

DougR


05 Jan 01 - 12:03 AM (#368897)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Peter Kasin

I haven't yet mentioned anything about me, other than what can be gleaned from reading my posts, so here's a few basics:

47, Park Ranger, fiddler (Scottish and Irish music), chantey singer, loves to dance, cook, see movies, listen to folk, jazz, classical, classic motown, rock, to mention just a few activities, values honesty and tact in dealing with people, would like to start a family, loves a good laugh, gives and receives a good candlelight massage......well, that's enough for now!

-chanteyranger


05 Jan 01 - 05:45 AM (#368966)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Audi

LOL! DougR! That's twice you've challenged me--and I can't help but try and meet a challenge.

It's against my better judgment, but I freely admit I don't have good judgment to begin with.

Now, you'd better apologize.

I am for real. But I am also real skittish.

Audi


05 Jan 01 - 05:52 AM (#368968)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Audi

Thank you, chanteyranger--I have such a hard time gleaning things from posts. I like your list.

:)

Audi


05 Jan 01 - 06:17 AM (#368975)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson

Chanteyranger, you are right, of course. I am having fun even though I suspect our friend Audi is pulling a fast one. I'm sure Matt is doing the same. We are all experienced in the intricacies of the internet and know that who you see on the screen ain't necessarily who's sitting at the other keyboard. And we are more suspicious with her/his reluctance to provide any information about him/herself.

Besides, it isn't as though I have any plans to meet up with this person in 3d-land. Audi probably lives on the left coast or midwest. Or maybe even in some foreign land like Florida. (From the phrasing of the language in his/her posts I am guessing we're dealing with a United Statesian.) I am more than willing to travel as far as New Hampster to make music with new friends on a regular basis but farther than that is a special event.

And now, back to the fantasy. Our hero, having just been dealt severe blows by the young upstart from North Carolina, is resting and exchanging pleasant insults with his opponent. Our hero has been damged but he isn't out of the running. The Kid, far from looking damaged, has slipped a CD into his portable player and is dancing to some energetic music. To gauge by what is slipping out past his earphones it certainly ain't old time fiddle and banjo!


05 Jan 01 - 09:34 AM (#369037)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R

It suuuuure ain't! It's a little 50's injectected rocker called "California Man". Ask Jon Freeman about it! He knows!

Get that real guitar boy shakin'
I'm a California man
Dance right on till the floors are breaking
I'm a California man!!

And ME putting you on? Never!!!

Oh, and Audi is from right here in the Southern U.S.! Read past posts man...get some background information!!!

And if the band stops playing
There's a jukebox in the hall
With your blue dress on
And your folks all gone
You'll sure give the guys a ball!!


05 Jan 01 - 09:51 AM (#369046)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST,Audi

LOL! And Audi is now a member.

So eat your fast one, Naemanson!

Audi


05 Jan 01 - 09:52 AM (#369047)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST,Audi

Argh! Now a member, but doesn't know how to make it work yet--ROFL!!

Audi


05 Jan 01 - 09:55 AM (#369051)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Audi

There we go?

Audi


05 Jan 01 - 10:14 AM (#369060)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson

Then let me be the first to welcome Audi to the fold. May you long enjoy your association with this bunch of nutters.

And watch out for the kid. He plays at being innocent but...

BTW, Matt, last week I heard a report and interview with a rocker, Dick Dale(?), whose stuff sounded pretty good to me. You have any more info on him? He's been doing the rock stuff since the late 50's but I hadn't heard of him before this. They say he's the fastest hardest picker on stage. He shreds his fingers and his picks and blasts more decibels than anyone else. (exaggerations, I'm sure) He himself explained that he has to use the heaviest gauge strings to get through half a concert without breaking a string.


05 Jan 01 - 11:47 AM (#369111)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R

Hmmm...never heard of him...

Welcome newcatter Audi! You are now granted all the rights and priviledges of a full member! Heh heh I think it's snog time!!!

She can really do the Brontosaurus
And she can scream the Heeby-Jeeby for us
You know she can rock, she can do it
Do it do it do it!!


05 Jan 01 - 12:21 PM (#369127)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST,chanteyranger

Dick Dale - one of the founding fathers of surfer rock. He developed a guitar style that became identified with the surfer sound. He was creating that sound way before the Beach Boys hit the big time.


05 Jan 01 - 12:55 PM (#369150)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson

That's him! I listened to that interview and realized just how likable that guy was. They caught him as he was going in to hear his kid's class sing Christmas carols and you could hear his excitement in his voice. They even taped a little of the concert he was listening to. The kids were pretty good.

He apparently includes an unplugged selection in his conserts too. I need to hear more of this guy, preferably on my own stereo so I can turn down the volume. He's loud!


05 Jan 01 - 01:32 PM (#369162)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Amergin

Well, I'm not quite ready to jump back into the pool yet, but here goes.....

I am 26, male, am currently in training to do tech support for an isp, I write poetry and am told I am not too bad at it, I like to sing, I love music (guess that's why I'm here), I like to cuddle, hold hands, walk, talk, listen, read my poetry, cook.....and a few other things....

Amergin


05 Jan 01 - 03:18 PM (#369201)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson

I guess I might as well include my won particulars. I am 48, living in Maine, divorced father of two girls. I am lightheaded, er, lightHEARTED, enjoy many different pursuits. I am not chased, er, chaste.

You can find pictures of me and my profile in the resources section.


05 Jan 01 - 03:40 PM (#369209)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST

Hmmm. Perhaps we should ask Max how HE feels about his Forum being used as a matching-making/personals vehicle?


05 Jan 01 - 03:42 PM (#369214)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Lepus Rex

You deleted your cookie for THAT?

---Lepus Rex


05 Jan 01 - 03:46 PM (#369218)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R

Like we don't know who GUEST is!!


05 Jan 01 - 04:44 PM (#369255)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Greyeyes

Dick Dale - king of the surf guitar, even heard of him in the UK. Matt should definitely check him out.

Incidentally, I also am "unhooked", 'tho at the moment I prefer it that way.


05 Jan 01 - 05:12 PM (#369276)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: DougR

Nope, Audi, no apology yet. You haven't told us quite enough about yourself to satisfy this oldtimer.

Glad you joined up though.

DougR


06 Jan 01 - 03:20 AM (#369569)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Peter Kasin

...and now, to reveal my irresistable romantic side:

I offer long walks in acid rain, blowtorch-lit dinners at McDonald's, my summer villa in Fresno, vacations to Intercourse, PA., and Needles, CA. We settle on my plastic covered couch to watch Lawrence Welk videos, then leap out the door to dance barefoot in cow pastures....


06 Jan 01 - 03:23 AM (#369571)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Amergin

Hey Chantey, got some cousin/aunts/sisters who might be interested....


06 Jan 01 - 07:40 AM (#369611)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Audi

Chanteyranger! That did it for me! Call me at 1-900-GoodtimeAudi!!!

I love to feel the ooze between my toes that comes from dancing in cow pastures in acid rain! It makes me sing, "I Ride an Old Paint" (but I don't mind if you are a young whipsnapper)!

I love the squeek of fine quality Naugahyde as we are grooving to Larry Welk and blowing bubbles at each other! It's even better with a background smell of old socks.

I love to travel to exotic places, too, and I have vacationed at Beaver Dam, TX, Cox City, OK, and Hogeye, AR! (I've never been to Fresno, but I saw the movie.)

McDonald's is my favorite kind of plastic to put a torch to, and the stench sends me to burger bliss! French-fried muggles are supreme!

In short, I am so glad I have found a soul mate out of this perfect dud of a thread!!!

Now, put down that six-pack, get a smelly t-shirt on, and call me! (I hope you have good credit...)

;)

Audi

(P.S. DougR--I recognize that third challenge...but the last thing I need right now is seriousness. I act fast, but I am really a slow go. However, I shall NOT forget your taunt, and you will pay! I will have your apology within 6 months! Never challenge an obsessive, outrageous redhead...!) ;)


06 Jan 01 - 09:18 AM (#369642)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson

Oooohhh Nooooo, she's a redhead! Run for the hills, guys!

OK guys, she's all yours. I hereby leave off my efforts and wish you all well. I am definitely a low rent kind of guy and cannot keep up with class and wit. [sigh] I guess I'll take my act off to pursue a blonde somewhere else. Any blonde's out there?


06 Jan 01 - 09:34 AM (#369646)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R

Yo Brett, you should have ran when you decided to throw punches at THIS redhead too!! We are nasty people!!!

How can you tell if a redhead has been using the computer?

The hammer is still imbedded in the monitor.


06 Jan 01 - 09:46 AM (#369654)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson

Oh, I thought it was the eraser marks on the monitor screen.


06 Jan 01 - 09:54 AM (#369658)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Audi

LOL! Naemanson...gee, was it something I said?

I KNEW if I started revealing more of myself I would drive people away!

Audi


06 Jan 01 - 12:24 PM (#369733)
Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: DougR

Not me! Bonnie Parker had red hair, didn't she? Six months, eh? We'll see. :>) DougR


06 Jan 01 - 01:03 PM (#369766)
Subject: Doing my bit...
From: Bernard

Time for part 3?

It's getting very big...