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10 Jan 01 - 12:34 PM (#372238) Subject: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: hesperis Since the LATEST thread in this series is now over 100, here is the sequel. Have your silly arguments with GUEST's. Post your silly references to posts of any kind. Limericks, silly poems, puns, and stuff about hamsters (NOT "hampsters"!!!) are welcome. Have a COMPLETE lack of good taste, constraint, and self-control. Go at it. Be that way. See if I care! ~*sirepseh*~ Oh yeah, and here's the previous one! |
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10 Jan 01 - 12:36 PM (#372240) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: mousethief Avast, ye scalliwags! For a limited time only, funny picture (warning! politically incorrect!) at this blicky: blicky Alex |
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10 Jan 01 - 12:41 PM (#372243) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: GUEST,Matt_R Hey LH, wasn't the "Hamp" the nickname for one of the Japanese Zeros? The green ones...AM62's...? |
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10 Jan 01 - 12:53 PM (#372248) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: hesperis MT - LOL!!!! Keep it up for a while, ok? Hawkster's in Toronto right now, and I want him to see that! |
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10 Jan 01 - 12:58 PM (#372252) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: mousethief Don't worry, Hesp, it's usually months between purgings of my web page, if not years. I have to have some really big project I really don't want to do before I go and spend that much time looking through my archives to determine what is or isn't used in my site. Speaking of which I need to go change the copyright dates on all my pages. Bleh. Alex |
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10 Jan 01 - 02:07 PM (#372287) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Naemanson Mousethief, that picture was politically CORRECT! |
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10 Jan 01 - 02:22 PM (#372298) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Pseudolus I didn't realize he was a twin....I learn so much here on Mudcat!! Frank |
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10 Jan 01 - 04:12 PM (#372381) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: CarolC AAAAKKKKK!!!!!!! That's our next president! Now I'm really going to have to move to Canada! |
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10 Jan 01 - 04:19 PM (#372385) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: CarolC Hey GUEST From Previous Thread... Beauty, eh? |
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10 Jan 01 - 05:54 PM (#372449) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Rizla the Green I got fed up posting to the last one of these.... you won't catch me posting to the new one. |
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10 Jan 01 - 05:57 PM (#372451) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: mousethief You say that now, Rizla. But we'll be watching for you, and if you show up in the new thread, we'll know. |
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10 Jan 01 - 06:07 PM (#372466) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Rizla the Green I'll use a different name...like rizla the blue. That will fool you. |
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10 Jan 01 - 06:10 PM (#372469) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: mousethief You wouldn't be so sneaky, would you? |
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10 Jan 01 - 06:12 PM (#372474) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Rizla the Green No I wouldn't! |
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10 Jan 01 - 06:14 PM (#372476) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: mousethief Pfshew. Thank goodness. |
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10 Jan 01 - 06:14 PM (#372477) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: GUEST,jaze Priceless pictures, Alex. Uncanny...they could be twins. |
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10 Jan 01 - 06:16 PM (#372479) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: mousethief Am I the hijacker or what? bwahahaha. Alex |
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10 Jan 01 - 06:42 PM (#372505) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Little Hawk Okay, I give up...which one is the real chimp? Ha! Ha! Ha! I think we've discovered the missing link at last. I am back from an enjoyable visit to see musical friends Jen & Eric play at the Tranzac Club in Toronto, evening hosted by folk legend Norm Hacking, with a surprise appearance by Bob Snider (who is hilarious) and one of the guys from The Arrogant Worms (equally hilarious, if not more so...). A great set by Glen Hornblast too! I also got to do 2 of my songs, and there were about 10 other acts. What a night! Jen & Eric were great as always...they call their act Like Water, which means free-flowing and adaptable, I guess... Nice to be back on the Cat...(no smart cracks, Spaw!!!) - LH p.s. Matt - The "Hamp" was actually the A6M3 version, with clipped wings (to improve the rate of roll). They simply removed the folding wingtips normally used for carrier operations, and faired over the shortened wings on the ends, resulting in a shorter wingspan and an increased roll rate, with some reduction in other performance features. The Hamp was seen in all schemes... light grey/with black cowling (early scheme), dappled green blotches over grey, and solid green upper surfaces too, with the yellow leading edge recognition markings. It looks kind of odd with the clipped wings, and they later went back to the round wingtips, thankfully. |
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10 Jan 01 - 06:48 PM (#372512) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: SeanM 101 things I can't resist posting... And it's actually (almost) on topic. It's Meg Davis's page... Note that I didn't say it was her music home page. That's here. M |
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10 Jan 01 - 06:56 PM (#372528) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Bill D hmmmm...Ronnie Reagan once starred in a movie with a chimp..."Bedtime for Bonzo",,,now that was..... let's see, about 50 years ago....and Bush is how old?...It's absolutely amazing what a little training can do!... |
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10 Jan 01 - 07:39 PM (#372569) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: CarolC LUSTY YOUNG SMITH A lusty young smith at his vise stood a filing, His hammer laid by but his forge still aglow, When to him a buxom young damsel came smiling and asked if to work at her forge he would go. With a jingle, bang jingle, bang jingle, bang jingle, With a jingle, bang jingle, bang jingle, hi ho! "I will," said the smith, and they went off together Along to the young damsel's forge they did go, They stripped to go to it, 'twas hot work and hot weather; She kindled a fire and she soon made him blow. Chorus Her Husband, she said, no good work could afford her; His strength and his tools were worn out long ago. The smith said, "Well mine are in very good order, And now I am ready my skill for to show Chorus Red hot grew his iron, as both did desire and he was to wise not to strike while 'twas so. Quoth she, "What I get, I get out of the fire, Then prithee, strike hard and redouble the blow." Chorus Six times did his iron, by vigorous heating Grow soft in the forge in a minute or so, And often was hardened, still beating and beating, But each time it softened it hardened more slow. Chorus The smith then would go; quoth the dame, full of sorrow, "Oh, what would I give, could my husband do so! Good lad, with your hammer come hither tomorrow But, pray, can't you use it one more, ere you go?" Chorus |
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10 Jan 01 - 07:47 PM (#372576) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: GUEST,flattop The Hawkster goes away and I'm not there to fill in so hessy laughing asks the mouster if he can keep it up? Is it girls like that who give Orillia a bad name or do I need more sleep? |
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10 Jan 01 - 11:15 PM (#372669) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: hesperis You need more sleep. Majorly. Go watch a Dracula Movie, and pay particular attention to the hypnotism parts... "ziou are gettinge sleeepierrr and sleeeeeepierrr..." |
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11 Jan 01 - 11:34 AM (#372770) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: flattop So I went to a restaurant and asked if I they had a non-laughing section. |
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11 Jan 01 - 12:12 PM (#372803) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: sophocleese don't tell me...They put you near the kitchen right? |
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11 Jan 01 - 12:19 PM (#372812) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: flattop Well they did but then I had to ask if they had a section for people who didn't want to sing happy birthday. |
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11 Jan 01 - 12:21 PM (#372815) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: sophocleese So now you were near the Gents? |
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11 Jan 01 - 12:31 PM (#372826) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: GUEST,Blind Drunk in Blind River Okay, like, I wannta know why I'm, like, not spussed to post to this thread, eh? As if! So whose gonna stop me, eh? I can if I want to. So, flattop, whoever you are, I'm like goin' downtonw in Blind River to get a brewski, know what I mean? And I don't, like, see any places here with a non-laughing section. Sounds like a stupid idea to me. I'm real good at spotting stupid ideas, eh? So is my brother, except when they are his own, which is pretty well every time if you ask me. You could just like where a bag over your head and that way if you start to laugh then nobody will notice. I figure your half in the bag already, anyway. Ha! Ha! Funny, eh? This place has got a loota dumb jokes in it I'd half to say...that's why I like it. I am thinkin about joining up, but I'm not that easy, eh? I'm gonna play hard to get for awhile and think it over. Anybody got the score on last night's hockey? Okay, I gotta go now, eh? Nature just called. You really wanted to know that, didn't you! See ya later, eh? - Blind Drunk in Blind River |
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11 Jan 01 - 01:43 PM (#372869) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: flattop Don't fall into the North Channel, BDiBR. |
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11 Jan 01 - 06:04 PM (#372984) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Bill D hey!! It's magic!! Don't believe me? click here to be amazed |
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11 Jan 01 - 07:06 PM (#373029) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Snuffy Six out of six, Bill. That's awesome! |
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11 Jan 01 - 08:52 PM (#373079) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: sophocleese WOW! |
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11 Jan 01 - 09:04 PM (#373082) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: John Routledge Got me the first three times! Well thought out. Cheers GB |
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11 Jan 01 - 09:20 PM (#373089) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: CarolC That guy's even better than he thinks. Not only did mycard disappear, all of the other ones in the first screen did to! Simply amazing! |
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11 Jan 01 - 09:26 PM (#373094) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: hesperis LOL! |
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11 Jan 01 - 10:29 PM (#373122) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Bill D yeah..it got me like 8 times in a row...even when I picked the same one 3 times in a row...then switched suddenly... I may start to 'believe' |
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11 Jan 01 - 10:42 PM (#373127) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Troll I want to thank all of you for your comments re: mousethiefs first post (you know. The photos) I had no idea that the chimp was supposed to represent George Bush> I thought he had published a group of photos of Bush with Democrats mimicing his expressions. Thanks again for saving me from what could have been a potentially embarassing faux pas. troll |
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11 Jan 01 - 10:50 PM (#373128) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: catspaw49 Whale Oil Beef Hooked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spaw |
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11 Jan 01 - 11:16 PM (#373134) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Bill D LOLOLOL.....you like that one, 'spaw?..here is one just for you...for warning those you love in dangerous times |
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12 Jan 01 - 01:06 AM (#373168) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: CarolC Any time, troll. Carol |
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12 Jan 01 - 01:12 AM (#373173) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: CarolC Hey, Bill D... Can you get that in a G-string? |
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12 Jan 01 - 10:41 AM (#373318) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Bill D Carol...yep, but you have to have the message put on in VERY tiny letters by Irish linen makers, and then you must be SO close to read it, that it is self-defeating...but, your choice.(Is this for you, or for some unsuspecting 'friend? *wink*) |
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12 Jan 01 - 03:59 PM (#373513) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: CarolC Bill D, I don't have any unsuspecting friends. They learned to look out for me from a long way off many years ago. |
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12 Jan 01 - 04:18 PM (#373523) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Bert Good comeback Troll. You seem too smart to be a Republican! |
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12 Jan 01 - 04:56 PM (#373545) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Little Hawk Actually, it's a little known fact that virtually all apes resident in the USA are Democrats. That's because almost no ape is stupid enough to vote Republican! Oook! Ooook! Ooook! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!! Har! Har! (just joking, okay?) - LH |
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12 Jan 01 - 05:01 PM (#373549) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Bert Wotchit LH, just you wait! |
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12 Jan 01 - 05:45 PM (#373572) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: hesperis So, what happened to the LIMERICKS?
There was a young maid from Marete, LOL! |
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13 Jan 01 - 04:50 PM (#374055) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: CarolC hesperis, your limerick reminds me of another young maid who was very skilled with feet... not her own, though...
THE ROBBER GIRL |
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13 Jan 01 - 11:04 PM (#374198) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Troll bert, I was gonna be a Democrat but I couldn't pass their test. I was doin' ok until they found out that I could read and write. troll |
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14 Jan 01 - 07:48 PM (#374590) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Little Hawk Geez! Those are stringent requirements, Troll. In Canada all ya gotta do is count backwards from 10 and down a six-pack...whichever happens first, eh? I'm sure glad that we don't have Democrats or Republicans up here. It's already a mess as it is! :-) - LH |
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15 Jan 01 - 05:09 PM (#375087) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: harpmolly Bill D--Holy bloody moly! How the hell did you do that??? |
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15 Jan 01 - 08:16 PM (#375173) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Matt_R All this talk about girls with talented feet is making me kinda hot! |
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15 Jan 01 - 08:26 PM (#375185) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: CarolC Open a window, Matt. It'll pass. |
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15 Jan 01 - 08:28 PM (#375187) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: CarolC (Oops. That's the advice for menopausal women.) Take a cold shower, Matt. It'll pass. |
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15 Jan 01 - 10:21 PM (#375228) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: rangeroger Where am I? Now,when I need me. rr |
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17 Jan 01 - 05:43 PM (#376493) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: flattop The Dodge Colt looked great on Monday night under the street lights so I put down a deposit. Tuesday I get a certified cheque and go to settle up. The car same looked a lot worse in daylight. Forget the deposit, no deal. Now I'm worried about my eyes. I may have to get a seeing eye pitbull. |
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17 Jan 01 - 06:00 PM (#376509) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: CarolC You and rangeroger both, flattop. Maybe you can share. |
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18 Jan 01 - 12:58 PM (#377058) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: flattop If we had two more, we could each pull his leg until he got cross. |
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18 Jan 01 - 07:36 PM (#377344) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: hesperis Pull whose leg, flatso? BTW, there will be Dancing on Jan 25th, from 7-10, usual place. Consider yourself invited. Matt- everything gets you hot! |
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18 Jan 01 - 07:43 PM (#377349) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Matt_R Well, not EVERYTHING. Hehe hehe but toes do. LOL! |
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19 Jan 01 - 12:41 PM (#377843) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: flattop Aren't you going to invite my friend Matt this time, hessy? What about my other mudcat friends or is this going to be a cliquey cha-cha. |
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19 Jan 01 - 12:50 PM (#377849) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: TamthebamfraeScotland I saw that picture of George 'wanker' Bush. and I feel sorry for all those people who voted for him. Thank God I live in Scotland, and we don't a leader like him. If anything goes wrong in America while he is in control then god help you all. Tom |
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19 Jan 01 - 01:00 PM (#377862) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: mousethief Thanks for the prayers, O chewer of omnibi, but if he really messes up, y'all will likely feel it too. Alex |
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19 Jan 01 - 01:17 PM (#377878) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: flattop Sorry hesperis, I didn't answer the question. The pitbull's leg of course. What were you thinking? Do you want a leg? |
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19 Jan 01 - 09:55 PM (#378229) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Little Hawk She already has all the legs she can handle... - LH |
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19 Jan 01 - 10:56 PM (#378261) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: hesperis Fine. I MEANT: "consider yourselves invited"! And that is not referring to you as the "Royal We", flatso, because *I* am the Royal one around here. *Sheesh!* |
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20 Jan 01 - 06:24 AM (#378350) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: TamthebamfraeScotland I can Imagine George W. Bush, in the whitehouse, and saying to one of his advisors, what's this red button do. Boom, up goes the world . Thanks for getting him into the whitehouse folks, How couldn't you get Al Gore in instead. Because George w Bush is a madman. He doesn't know most of anythin outside of America. As I say God help us all. Mind you we here in Britain have Tony Blair, and he's a right traitor to his country which is Scotland because he was born here and yet he supports England and tries to tell us here in Scotland how to Run our lives. Up the Scottish National Party. Tom |
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20 Jan 01 - 06:39 AM (#378353) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: CarolC So how do you really feel about him, Busbitter? |
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20 Jan 01 - 11:46 AM (#378448) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: rangeroger Yeah,but how can you be in two places at once, when you're not anywhere at all? rr |
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20 Jan 01 - 12:13 PM (#378457) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: TamthebamfraeScotland I think that Tony Blair is a Traitor to the Labour Party movement, when he and his friends in power, have just took on the Tories policies and just kept them. Myself and the s.n.p. want a free Scotland, we don't Westminster telling us the poeple of Scotland what to do in our own Country. For years Westminster have been telling us that the Scots are to Poor and Stupid when it comes to Freedom, however they are the ones who take Scottish Oil, Scottish Fishing and anything else that's Scottish, and we in Scotland doesn't get a penny from them. It's us The Scots who keep Westminster in Power. That's why they won't let Scotland go, Scotland is the one of the Richest countries in the world and yet her people never get to share the wealth. So I can't wait until our day will come when we can throw off the Westminster yoke once and for all. And that goes for all the other unionist parties as well. Tom |
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20 Jan 01 - 01:18 PM (#378486) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: flattop I trust, hesperis, that everyone realizes that you are suffering a bout of ironchitis. The truth is that you are a gentle and gracious dance instructor. The one night that I danced with you and Little Hawk I learned more about circle dancing than I learned the rest of my life. Shuffle step left, shuffle step right, sway, sway. You played great music and when you laughed at me, you laughed ever so kindly. I don't yet know if I can make Jan 25th but if any mudcatters are in the neighbourhood on that date and interested, PM hessy for details of the location which is someone else's house on a different street. |
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20 Jan 01 - 02:06 PM (#378509) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: hesperis Ironchitis???!! Actually, I've had the allergy treatment for iron, and am able to assimilate it just great now. (Thanks for the testimonial though.) |
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21 Jan 01 - 07:26 AM (#378918) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: TamthebamfraeScotland I know that I shouldn't be political. |
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21 Jan 01 - 08:03 AM (#378931) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: CarolC I know what you mean, rangeroger. Maybe we'd better call the electrician or someone like him. |
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21 Jan 01 - 08:07 PM (#379268) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: hesperis Casting call: WANTED! Limericks or puns. |
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21 Jan 01 - 08:19 PM (#379273) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Matt_R Lorrie Bobbitt toon an axe And gave John's willie 40 whacks When she saw what she had done She smiled and said "Well THAT was fun!" |
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21 Jan 01 - 09:04 PM (#379292) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: hesperis Close enough, I guess..... |
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21 Jan 01 - 09:08 PM (#379295) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Matt_R Well damn I'm sorry. Maybe I should stick to art after all. |
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21 Jan 01 - 11:10 PM (#379376) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: hesperis Oh, was that your first try? (Sorry.) |
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22 Jan 01 - 04:54 AM (#379439) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: CarolC The more it snows, tiddley-pom The more it goes, tiddley-pom The more it goes, tiddley-pom...on snowing Nobody knows, tiddley-pom How cold my toes, tiddley-pom How cold my toes, tiddley-pom...are growing --Winnie-ther-pooh |
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29 Jan 01 - 12:53 PM (#384913) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: hesperis Hmmm. WYSIWYG said she posted a limerick... but I can't find it. And I can't process her non-application without it. Somebody help me out here? |
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29 Jan 01 - 02:12 PM (#384972) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Jande Hesp.. Maybe it would help to remind us all exactly what a limerick *is*. ::grin:: (hopefully that'll give me time to think one up.) ~ Jande |
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29 Jan 01 - 02:33 PM (#384979) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Jande Okay... testing the waters here There once was a forum called Mudcat where musical types there and all that delighted themselves without help from elves with a sharp wit and charm no-one scorned at I'm a mite rusty... anyone want to add to this one and keep it going? could be... interesting! ~ Jande |
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29 Jan 01 - 02:46 PM (#384991) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Jande Oops! LOL! forgot my "< B R >"s
There once was a forum called Mudcat
(I know it's not ribbald enough, but like I said, I'm a bit rusty... )
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29 Jan 01 - 02:54 PM (#384995) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: hesperis Ribbald? A bald frog? |
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29 Jan 01 - 02:55 PM (#384997) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: hesperis I like it, though. It's cute, even if it isn't ribald enough... |
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29 Jan 01 - 03:04 PM (#385004) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: mousethief A poster named Shard said he'd come Which some found exceedingly dumb While some found him spastic Others thought him orgiastic But Spaw started gently to hum. Hmmm. |
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29 Jan 01 - 03:08 PM (#385008) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Jande An Orillia boy, friend of our Hesperis just couldn't decide on which vest were his He tried 'em all on but the one he did don had a split from the waist to the wotsis
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29 Jan 01 - 03:10 PM (#385010) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Jande Mousethief! Nice one. Ribbald, too! ;`) ~ Jande |
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29 Jan 01 - 03:23 PM (#385018) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: hesperis MT - good one! Jande - change it to "man" instead of "boy" and it'll be about someone who's actually IN Orillia, ok? I don't know any "boys" here, unless you count flattop. (But you don't know flattop, do you?) |
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29 Jan 01 - 03:31 PM (#385027) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Jande Hesp...
You'd know infinitely more about that than I would...
~ Jande |
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29 Jan 01 - 03:41 PM (#385037) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Jande CarolC took the train to Orillia so she'd have stuff to say that would thrillya Spaw sulked and farted once she'd departed, a curmudgeon whose emissions could killya
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29 Jan 01 - 04:05 PM (#385067) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Little Hawk What is wrong with you people? Don't you realize you're not supposed to post to this thread? Let the dang thing die in peace, I say, or else shoot the critter! That's what the Duke would've done. Why, if there were more MEN like him alive these days, by God, we'd never have had Clinton in the White House! I just hope Dubya restores the honor of AY-Merica! This is a MAN speakin' atcha here, not a boy! ARRRRRRRGGHHH!!!! - LH |
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29 Jan 01 - 04:10 PM (#385071) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: mousethief Attaboy, LH. You tell 'em. Best way to make a thread die is to post to the thread asking people not to post to the thread. Discuss. |
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29 Jan 01 - 04:18 PM (#385087) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: hesperis Jande - I love the latest one! But.... You still haven't applied! Pourquoi? LH -Jande gets confuzzled sometimes. Don't mind her whem she does, ok? MT- LOL! |
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29 Jan 01 - 04:29 PM (#385101) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Jande Arrrggghhh! Porquis? Porkers? I'll tell you pourquois. I got so caught up in the limerikking that I... um.. well... forgot! (goes with the coarse hairs)(see shower thread --hillarious!) Please accept this and the previous rusty limericks as my application to the non-clique? ~ Jande |
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29 Jan 01 - 04:44 PM (#385111) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: Little Hawk Our non-clique is very prestigious and persnickety, and severely restricts its membership to a chosen few, I hope you realize... - LH |
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29 Jan 01 - 04:58 PM (#385130) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: mousethief The few. The proud. The non-clique. |
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29 Jan 01 - 05:46 PM (#385169) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: hesperis ::aside to LH - I already talked to her about it on Yahoo Messenger, shhhhh!:: |
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30 Jan 01 - 04:49 AM (#385510) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: CarolC The folks in Orillia are gracious Thier hearts are exceedingly spacious They're funny and smart (With ne'er a stray fart) And they always sound very loquacious (Help! My dictionary's in the U.S. and I'm in Canada. I can't remember how to spell loquacious!) |
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30 Jan 01 - 06:59 AM (#385541) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock I just wanted to tip the posts to this thread over the hundred mark and onto the dreaded 101. So now we'll have to start a new one. |
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17 Feb 01 - 08:54 PM (#400522) Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II From: hesperis So, why didn't you start a new one? And why didn't fircat start a new one if she was that desperate for a fun thread... and why did "Killing the Thread" disappear?! .... the mystery continues. |
