24 Jan 01 - 08:22 PM (#381663) Subject: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: catspaw49 Okay....So I got this e-mail from another 'Catter and it wouldn't be funny if it didn't have truth in it. Personally, I wonder who wrote the thing, because I want to know............. WHO THE HELL HAS BEEN WATCHING ME TAKE A SHOWER?????
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: Cracked me up!!!!! Spaw
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24 Jan 01 - 08:48 PM (#381677) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: CarolC Of course the burning question of the hour is, which way do you do it? |
24 Jan 01 - 08:51 PM (#381682) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Jeri Inadequate, Spaw, and what was number 2 in the Woman one?
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A SINGLE WOMAN WHO ISN'T CONCERNED WITH STEREOTYPES OR IS JUST A SLOB, NOT THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT MYSELF HERE, MIND YOU:
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24 Jan 01 - 08:58 PM (#381689) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Little Neophyte Where are the guidelines for how a woman should take a shower with a man and visa versa? That would be an interesting instruction sheet. Little Neo |
24 Jan 01 - 09:01 PM (#381691) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Little Neophyte Oh by the way, Jeri that was hysterical. |
24 Jan 01 - 09:03 PM (#381693) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: kendall Spaw thats me except for the Mohawk! Jeri, that was priceless.. |
24 Jan 01 - 09:07 PM (#381698) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: harpgirl ...you're supposed to do the Tilex spray first, then scrub the shower stall, then the other stuff, so you don't smell like clorox! |
24 Jan 01 - 09:14 PM (#381709) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: GUEST,khandu I do not wag my weiner and say "woo woo". I wag my stick of baloney and she says "OOO-WEE"! I'm sorry for you, my poor not-so-well-hung Spaw. Guess that's what separates the Ohio boys from the Mississippi men! Your manly friend, khandu |
24 Jan 01 - 09:28 PM (#381722) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: wysiwyg SCREEEEEEMING laughter!!!!!!!!!!! ~S~ |
24 Jan 01 - 11:02 PM (#381799) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Sorcha Whee Ha! I am with Jeri on this one!! My sides hurt!! I have to take a shower soon, anyway, because MMario really deserves clean feet if he is going to worship at them. (Hee hee hee.........500+ pages thru the copier......hee hee hee, I told him I would trim my toenails, too!) |
24 Jan 01 - 11:21 PM (#381807) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Matt_R Hey, there are other things to "do" in the shower too!! |
24 Jan 01 - 11:25 PM (#381810) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: catspaw49 Ah my poor deflated and diminuitive friend khandu......A nice try, but its a known fact that the length of a 'tool' is in inverse to proportion to the length of the name of the state where you were born. Why just the other day I took a whiz off a high bridge over the Hocking River and I accidently let my whang smash into the ice. That wouldn't have been so bad, but it broke through the 2 foot of ice and the water was real cold.... and deep too. Plus the mud on the bottom was about 3 foot deep. Turned out the ratchet pawl had let go on my "Wind-A-Tool" and I had to buy another one. This new one is the 'Super Whang' Model and has a drag adjustment, so hopefully that won't happen again. Spaw |
24 Jan 01 - 11:26 PM (#381812) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Sorcha You "fly fishing", there, spaw? |
24 Jan 01 - 11:31 PM (#381815) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Peter Kasin Brilliant stuff, Spaw. There's more truth there than one can shake a weiner at! |
24 Jan 01 - 11:34 PM (#381817) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: catspaw49 WOO-WOO Actually, I'd love to meet the person who wrote it. It may not be perfect, but they certainly have a lot of the details right. Spaw |
24 Jan 01 - 11:46 PM (#381827) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Clinton Hammond Where's the #2 for the womens list? |
24 Jan 01 - 11:50 PM (#381831) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Sorcha (Ah do buleeve himself iz ignorin mah fishing commint.....speechless, huh?) |
24 Jan 01 - 11:53 PM (#381835) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Melani Spaw, you forgot #23 on the man's list--"Get thrown out of house by wife, who has finally had it with wet towels on the bed, water on the floor, etc.!" |
25 Jan 01 - 12:01 AM (#381842) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: GUEST,Vern (Apologies for the thread creep. Didn't want to start a new separate thread for this. Figured as long we're all smiling....) Life Reflections by George Carlin 1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. 2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain. 3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape. 4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets. 5. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? 6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. 7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window? 8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac? 9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is. 10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them. 11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you. 12. They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem. 13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall. 14. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too". 15. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore. |
25 Jan 01 - 12:01 AM (#381843) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Sorcha and Sock Doughnuts!! |
25 Jan 01 - 12:03 AM (#381844) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: catspaw49 Geeziz...picky bunch............ Cute Sorch. No, I gave up on the fly casting when a backcast caught on low flying Cessna. #2 is the reverse of #18.....Go TO bathroom with robe, cover up if you see hubby......that thing. Spaw |
25 Jan 01 - 12:09 AM (#381847) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Sorcha Hail, mon. Is that all? I would have thought you could at least catch a LearJet! Maybe even a 747 on its way to Scotland......... |
25 Jan 01 - 12:12 AM (#381850) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Amergin Hmm my showers are decidedly boring I guess.....turn on the water, get wet....scrub body, rinse, get out...done within five minutes.....my showers used to be a little shorter.... |
25 Jan 01 - 12:17 AM (#381853) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: catspaw49 Aw really 'Gin? At least rip a few and blow your nose man!!!! The showering together can be dangerous too. Embarassing Tale---Karen and I had a small rental house when we first moved here with a tub shower combo and one day while "foolin' around" a bit I put my ass through the wall. It was that cheap tile over wallboard, ya' know? The "ambience" was broken because we both laughed for 20 minutes. Spaw |
25 Jan 01 - 12:21 AM (#381855) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Matt_R I sing, and sing LOUD while I'm in the shower! My bathroom has superb acoustics. |
25 Jan 01 - 12:29 AM (#381860) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: katlaughing Now why did I know this would wind up on the 'Cat if I sent it to you, Spaw? Glad you got such a kick out of it. Jeri, absolutely BRILL!! That one is NOT resticted to SINGLe women!! Spaw, how do you ever get a good look in the mirror with one that big...no mirror is big enough, unless you've been to the carnival and accidentally looked in one of those funny ones which makes you just think yours is that big?!**BG** katlaughingforsure! |
25 Jan 01 - 12:56 AM (#381872) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Helen I guess this means the women in my state have missed out on something big. RE: quote from catspaw: "A nice try, but its a known fact that the length of a 'tool' is in inverse to proportion to the length of the name of the state where you were born." Helen from New South Wales. |
25 Jan 01 - 02:15 AM (#381891) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: catspaw49 Yeah Helen.......really pathetic there alright. Probably smaller than a half eaten cocktail wienie. Spaw
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25 Jan 01 - 02:28 AM (#381894) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Amergin Spaw, what's this fixation you have about other men's sizes? |
25 Jan 01 - 03:17 AM (#381903) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Sorcha Maybe he was actually born in The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.........??? nah, not our spaw. Must be some other long winded place. |
25 Jan 01 - 05:41 AM (#381949) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: bbc Oh, no! I've discovered (according to the showering rule), I'm neither a man nor a woman! Eeek! bbc |
25 Jan 01 - 06:07 AM (#381953) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Dave the Gnome I also like the man/woman seduction guide. I can't remember it in full but something like - Rules for men seducing women 1. Dress smart 2. Groom hair 3. Buy flowers 4. Take her out for a meal 5. Buy jewelery 6. Compliment her 7. Kiss her tenderly 8. Whisper sweet nothings So on and so forth (can anyone remember the rest?) Rules for women seducing men 1. Arrive naked 2. Bring food.... LOL Dave the Gnome |
25 Jan 01 - 06:10 AM (#381954) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: GUEST,Roger the skiffle Some home truths here! BUT, I'd have to wear my specs in the shower to do much inspectin' and we only have a small mirror in the bathroom, not near the shower. Not enough hair left for the Mohican either. What about singing? Mine might loosen the tiles but it sure kills the mould! RtS ( wasn't sure if the thread title was an invitation or that you could smell me from there!) |
25 Jan 01 - 08:36 AM (#382028) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: SINSULL And I thought it was just something weird about Sullivan men. I have to deal with all but the "Whoo Whoo. And that may be going on behind my back. Is there no cure? Spaw, a friend of mine was likewise employed in a hotel bathroom when he lost his footing and hit into the sink which shifted, fell over and exploded into bits of flying shards. Hiw wife was laughing too hard to be of any assistance. Although unharmed he was covered with tiny cuts and scratches making him look like a crash victim. The hotel manager didn't know what to make of it all. the noise brought fellow guests running. Very embarrassing. And now they confine their activities to beds. |
25 Jan 01 - 11:25 AM (#382202) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Troll SHOWER? troll |
25 Jan 01 - 11:29 AM (#382206) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Clinton Hammond hey dave... I've read that too, only to seduce a man it was Arrive Naked, Bring Beer... ;-) |
25 Jan 01 - 12:58 PM (#382270) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Alice Jeri, you inspire me.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MENOPAUSAL WOMAN 1. Walk in baggy pajamas to bathroom. 3. Feel neck and chin for course hairs, since eyes are now too weak to see them. 4. Face the doctor's scale bought at the thrift store in order to keep accurate count of weight gain/loss. 5. Drape towel over the scale. 6. Adjust water to hottest temp (if not currently having a hot flash). 7. Remind self to clean the tub and shower and wash shower curtain... someday. 8. Shampoo and condition with forumla for color treated hair. 9. Try not to slip and break any bones. Use grab bars installed for safety. 10. Shave under arms and think about leg shaving... someday. 11. Sing every song currently memorizing. Try not to slip and break any bones while rinsing off conditioner. 12. Use up the hot water getting arthritic neck and shoulder to relax. 13. Avoid looking in mirror until hair is blown dry. 14. Remind self to take vitamins. 15. Wrap self in warmest robe available (unless having a hot flash). Go get another cup of coffee and check email again. |
25 Jan 01 - 12:59 PM (#382271) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Alice Jeri, you inspire me.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MENOPAUSAL WOMAN
1. Walk in baggy pajamas to bathroom. sorry about hitting submit button too soon...chin hairs come and the memory goes. |
25 Jan 01 - 01:06 PM (#382277) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Alice I just realized I skipped how-to # 2. 2. Try to remember whether you have already showered. |
25 Jan 01 - 01:08 PM (#382278) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Kim C Ohmagawd, I laughed so hard I cried. Except when I look at womanly physique in mirror, I admire violin tattoo on bum. ;) (and I could do a few more situps too but I am working on that) Let me say, bikini wax is not all it's cracked up to be... |
25 Jan 01 - 01:15 PM (#382287) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Alice sheesh, that should be coarse hairs, not course hairs... I think I need to go take my vitamins. |
25 Jan 01 - 01:18 PM (#382290) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: catspaw49 A little thread cross and we have Kim all fixed up with a new name............"Fiddleass" Great work both Jeri and Alice!!! Spaw |
25 Jan 01 - 01:30 PM (#382301) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Mrs.Duck I usually shower in the morning so I am alreagy naked. I stagger into the bathroom making sure I avoid all contact with full length mirrors (they only lie anyway!). Return to life slowly under the shower and them realise my towel is still in the bedroom from last time so yell for Geoff. The smile I get ressures me that my theory about the mirrors is correct and I can go about my day with confidence. That's love for ya!! |
25 Jan 01 - 01:41 PM (#382308) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: MMario HOW TO TAKE A SHOWER WHEN LIVING WITH RELATIVES 1) wake up three hours before you have to go to work in order to get to shower before niece 2) find nephew has exited tub only 10 minutes before. no hot water. 3) postpone shower - take icy sponge bath. 4) break speed limits and sound barrier driving home from work to get to shower before B-I-L arrives home. 5) find nephew has just exited from 3 hour tub soak. no hot water. 6) postpone shower - heat enough water on stove to bathe face and other essentials. 7) threaten family's life limb and sanity if don't get to use shower. 8) when that doesn't work threaten to take socks off. 9) move. |
25 Jan 01 - 01:43 PM (#382312) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: mousethief How to take a shower like a 13-year-old young lady.
1. Announce to the whole family that you are going to take a shower. --Alex (who knows whereof he speaks!) |
25 Jan 01 - 01:50 PM (#382318) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Margo I always flash my husband. Darn. He just laughs... |
25 Jan 01 - 01:50 PM (#382319) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: MMario Alex - she must be a tomboy - doesn't use half enough towels. |
25 Jan 01 - 02:24 PM (#382342) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: kendall Margo, is he still driving a car? he must be legally blind! |
25 Jan 01 - 03:29 PM (#382408) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Margo I dunno Kendal, he thinks I'm funny. He'll be sitting watching TV, and out of the blue I'll pop around the corner and lift up my shirt and yell "Hey Jack!". He turns and looks and laughs! Probably just been married long enough that it's old... |
25 Jan 01 - 03:38 PM (#382415) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Kim C Oh, thanks a LOT, Spaw!!!! :) (actually I kind of like it) |
25 Jan 01 - 03:40 PM (#382416) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: bob schwarer Because of the water shortage in Florida, showering together is to be outlawed. Showering together to save water is a myth. The water police (they really exist) checked it all out and found a person M or F could shower in 3-4 minutes, but when they put them together 15-20 minutes would pass with the water running full blast. Even when the hot water ran out, things didn't speed up. I checked this out myself and except for minor timing differences it is true. Bob S. |
25 Jan 01 - 03:43 PM (#382424) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Kim C This is because, when I get in the shower, I'm goin in there to shower and get ready for work and I ain't got time for no foolin around, see? But you men, see, you don't understand that, and you're determined to slow things down. Can you not just get in the shower to ge clean? I mean really. ;) Actually Fiddlebum might be more appropriate, considering the cost of strings these days... |
25 Jan 01 - 03:53 PM (#382434) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Margo I'm always trying to get hubby to shower with me - I think it's fun. Anyway, he doesn't like to because I like the water hotter than he does... Margo |
25 Jan 01 - 05:15 PM (#382518) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Kim C It's fun once in a while but not every day and not when I'm trying to get ready for work.... |
25 Jan 01 - 09:12 PM (#382727) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: katlaughing Kim, be glad Spaw didn't coin "assfiddle" instead!**BG** |
25 Jan 01 - 09:38 PM (#382744) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: catspaw49 Or "Violass".......now that sounds nasty don't it? Spaw |
26 Jan 01 - 02:40 PM (#383224) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Kim C Oh, Lordee......... |
26 Jan 01 - 03:05 PM (#383257) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Jim Krause An' Ah ain't even got a shower! All Ah gots is a crummy ol' bathtub. Dagnabit. Jim |
26 Jan 01 - 03:25 PM (#383281) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: McGrath of Harlow I hate bloody showers. Bathtubs do what you want them to, within reason. Showers ambush you. The only times I use them is if I'm staying in a place where there isn't a bath, and then only if I can't sneak down to breakfast without.
Drop clothes on floor. This time hallowed ritual is observed by both male and female. Apart from the clothes on the floor, which is primarily male. (Female equivalent has the clothes balanced on the top of the shower copartment, and falling in at climactic moment.)
I hate bloody showers. |
26 Jan 01 - 03:43 PM (#383297) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Troll McGrath! At last we find a point of agreement. There's hope for the Middle-East yet. Actually, I don't take showers because there's never any hot water. Between the Memsahib and our son, I'm lucky to get a bowlfull for a sponge bath. I quit shaving because I could no longer tolerate the cold shaving lather. It's either that or shower at 5:00am and I don't EVEN get up that early. troll |
26 Jan 01 - 09:43 PM (#383345) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: McGrath of Harlow I quit shaving because I hate to look myself in the face in the morning. I once shaved the beard off on holiday and my wife said "grow it back right now". Anyway shaving the bottom end of your head is no more natural than having the top end. It's a form of ineffectual repetitive cosmetic surgery, trying to improve on the look God and your genes have determined for you.
I reckon that the first thing Adam did when he'd eaten the apple was to have a shave, and that was the last straw. An apple, well He might maybe have let that go for once - but shaving, that was going way too far. |
29 Jan 01 - 03:33 PM (#385030) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: GUEST,Blind Drunk in Blind River Okay, like, showers, eh? Showers are okay as long as you don't take em too oftern, cos that, like opens the pores up and you could get sick. I take a shower maybe every 10 days or when my drinking buddies start to complain and say things like "Geez, what died around here?" Then I figure it's time. A shower is also a good time to shave. The trouble is someone always turns on the water downstairs, eh? Like mostly my dunbass brother, Don or one of his loser friends. So I'm just gettin into it and the water goes friggin ice cold! I'm like "Hey, what the flip! Stop runnin' the flippin water down there!" It don't do no good, cos he usually don't hear me, at least that's what he says. Of course, he lies like a dead snake on the highway. So I turn the cold tap down and the hot way up, and then all of a sudden the water goes so friggin hot that I get scaled like a lobster! I jump outa the shower and yank open the bathroom door and I'm like "You flippin loser, I'm gonna pound you!" He's like "I'd like to see you try, bolthole!" I'm like "I better not have to come down there!" He's like "Come, love, come...the birdie's are waiting to sing over your corpse..." And so on. It goes on and on, and I don't get to take a decent shower. So I waited and when he took a shower I did the same thing to him...double. Plus I put crazy glue all over the toilet seat last night. That fixed him for awhile. You shoulda heard the yelling. I turned Ozzie up to ELEVEN and just let him yell all he wanted. Nobody calls me a bolthole and don't pay for it. It is getting downright hard to stay clean around here, eh? - BDiBR |
29 Jan 01 - 03:45 PM (#385046) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: SINSULL I do not see the humor in any of this. Alice, that coarse hairs bit is especially offensive. |
29 Jan 01 - 03:51 PM (#385051) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: GUEST,Blind Drunk in Blind River Flippin' right, SINSULL! I hate coarse hairs! BDiBR |
29 Jan 01 - 04:02 PM (#385065) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: katlaughing What if she changed it to corsair, Sins? Then it might be kinda fun, as long as he left his cutlass behind....kat |
29 Jan 01 - 04:14 PM (#385078) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Jande Lordy! I almost peed myself I was laughing so hard! This thread is sacred! Jeri and Alice, superb! I live in terror of the coarse hairs! LOL! ~ Jande |
29 Jan 01 - 04:59 PM (#385133) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: SINSULL Behind what??? By the way, my very first ballet performance featured Rudolph Nureyev dancing "Corsair". I was hooked. He did actually hang mid-air as if on invisible threads. One more thing to add to the male shower ritual. For reasons unknown, they insist on using female tweezers for everyting from corkscrews to screw drivers making it impossible for said female to deal with her corsairs. Does sound better - thanks,Kat. |
29 Jan 01 - 05:22 PM (#385147) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Kim C I'll tell you what Mister does. He forgets to turn off the shower knob so that when I lean over the tub to turn the water on, I get pelted over the head with COLD water. :( |
29 Jan 01 - 07:45 PM (#385260) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: katlaughing LMAO, very good, Sins! luvit! katandhercorsairs |
29 Jan 01 - 07:49 PM (#385263) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: mousethief Um, Kim, have you done this more than once? What does this say about your ability to learn from experience? |
29 Jan 01 - 08:24 PM (#385292) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: SINSULL Kat, I have decided that I need to find a man with a full beard. The "corsairs" shouldn't be too much of a distraction then. At least when kissing... |
29 Jan 01 - 08:50 PM (#385298) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: katlaughing So that's what I've been longing for!? A man with corsairs of his own! |
30 Jan 01 - 05:25 PM (#385973) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Kim C Well, it doesn't happen every time.... |
30 Jan 01 - 05:40 PM (#385989) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Little Hawk Does anything? - LH |
30 Jan 01 - 10:28 PM (#386222) Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: GUEST,bflat A few years ago I was taking a cruise through the Panama Canal. It was the shakedown cruise for the line and very afforable. Well, they didn't have a lot of professional entertainers for the evenings's entertainment, part of the cost control I suppose. On one occasion, willing guests were providing the evenings' program. There was a group of approximately twelve Japanese people traveling together. They created what appeared to be a group shower. There was a makeshift showerhead; a curtain on a rope that enclosed everyone and concealed their attire or lack of. They shuffeled along singing something and commenced a mock group shower. It was hilarious. Ellen |