Great Flaming thread - II

31 Jan 01 - 09:46 PM (#387113)
Subject: Great Flaming thread - II
From: MMario

click for the charred ashes of the previous thread

you clumsy idjits all fergot that when threads get too large SOME of us can't read your pithy little sayings? Not that any of them are worth reading, but hey, it beats the things 'spaw finds to amuse himself!

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31 Jan 01 - 09:48 PM (#387117)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: wysiwyg

Screw you, MMario!

~S~

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31 Jan 01 - 09:53 PM (#387123)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Bill D

well, then! I'll just REpost my last post!!!!

I don't 'think' I have been seriously flamed...but I was sort of cigarette-lightered by mousethief in another thread(but since it doesn't exist, I can't send you there)...seems I *gasp* "ruin everything by being over pedantic"

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31 Jan 01 - 09:54 PM (#387125)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: catspaw49

And speaking of Mario......Who the hell would want to??? Talk about a pain in the ass...........The guy volunteers to get tunes and the next thing you know Mr. Volunteer is whining like a dog with one caught crosswise!!! Completely pathetic. The fact that he has worked his ass off has no bearing on any of this because the lad has plenty of ass!! Typical Dago.

Spaw

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31 Jan 01 - 09:54 PM (#387126)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lonesome EJ

Fielding? You mean Mr Rick "Howdy I'm God" Fielding? Mr "Lightning" fingers? Mr "Stick a Wad of Doublemint in the Juke Box Coin Slot"? The "Soulman of the North Country"? Canada's answer to Loudon Wainright?

Yeah, somebody ought to flame that dude.

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31 Jan 01 - 09:56 PM (#387127)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu

Mario. what the hell you mean changing threads when I was posting on the last one. Go back to Atari and chase more apes. I never liked you anyway you...you... JASSACK!

There Ms Schizo goes again. Hell, is "Screw You" the best you can do? What kinda Christian are you anyway? "Screw you" she says. What a wimpy response.

khandu

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31 Jan 01 - 09:56 PM (#387128)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Amergin

Bill, do you actually think that we are too dumb to realise what sort Spawlike creature you are that you felt you had to post it twice? Just once was enough to know that your parents were related several times over before they married...

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31 Jan 01 - 10:01 PM (#387132)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Sorcha

Oh, khandu, thank you, thank you! I am so glad you realized my attributes!! And Leej, those Haagen Daz pints weren't stolen, that was the Guinness. And thanks for flaming that anal retentive bu**hole for me! He just can't decide which side of the fence he is on! So there, Brendy!! Consider yourself flamed twice, you buggah!

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31 Jan 01 - 10:03 PM (#387133)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Bill D

I am JUST becoming spawlike...I finally realized that you gotta get in the middle of things and make an ass of yourself to get REAL recognition around here....if you stick to trying to make sense, you mostly get royally ignored!(especailly if you actually DO make some sense!)....but 'spaw, my roll model, has helped me see the error of my ways

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31 Jan 01 - 10:04 PM (#387136)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Bill D

(yeah..."roll"..role models I can get elsewhere...spaw is ALWAYS on a 'roll')

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31 Jan 01 - 10:09 PM (#387137)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu

Bill D, consider yourself royally ignored!

Damn this thread, Damn it I say, I spent hours, hours I say, composing the "Spaws Poem" thread, and you ingrates have ignored it because of this thread. Just trying to provide you slimy assholes with a little amusement, but, NO. You have to post and re-post and re-post to THIS thread. Damn it! And ye all be damned!

khandu

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31 Jan 01 - 10:13 PM (#387140)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu

And what about my ignored Jew Harp thread? One lousy response. Literally, a LOUSY response from dear SORCHA. Damn this thread! Damn it I say!

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31 Jan 01 - 10:13 PM (#387142)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Bill D

ooohhhhh...Ignored in print!

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31 Jan 01 - 10:16 PM (#387143)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu

Bill D, I did not read your last post!

khandu

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31 Jan 01 - 10:19 PM (#387147)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu

And this guy named Shorty at the bottom of the page, he never posts anything but his name. I figure he must be Spaw with a name that fits his anatomy!

khandu

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31 Jan 01 - 10:20 PM (#387148)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,bflat

ddw--what the hell does that stand for?? huh? diminutive dick without? david's dick won't? dearest david wussie-puss? Hell boy I've been a double D before you knew your alphabet, you slime ball. Go suck an egg.

Ellen

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31 Jan 01 - 10:20 PM (#387150)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: katlaughing

Some "roll" model ya got there, Bill...didja see what happened the last time he and the one with the big head who thinks I think of him as my "lord, my Leige" tried to haul some building material? Ya might wanna think that over, again, maybe go down in that mouldy old basement of your and look under the piles and piles of junk to find a real role model, like Alfred E., yeah, he's more your style, betcha wanted to be like him all your life, didn't ja?

And, that Leige/Blondy crap, if he's blonde all I can say is Ms. Clairol must visit real regular at his house. Catskins, head and all, huh, he wouldn't know one if it took a piss on his oven, puked on his rug, and laid a dead mouse on his pillow! But, of course, he lives in Colorado, so everything he says and does is purrfect....has to be, he's one of the privileged, the few, the Beautiful People!!!

Oh and ya can't listen to anything Sorchy Why-Oh-Why says...she plays too much with her herb garden, if ya know what I mean?!

**BG**

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31 Jan 01 - 10:23 PM (#387153)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: SINSULL

khandu. Should have known you would skulk away to another thread.
"That what it is to waste any time reading your threads--- just plain SINFULL! " khandu - when you get your head out of your ass while examining the Great Beyond, join Matt in the grammar classes Kendall is setting up. Or are you taking up rap as well as space -"that what it is" khandu????

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31 Jan 01 - 10:29 PM (#387155)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu

Sinfull, I did not read your 1st burn nor your 2nd, hussy! That how it be!

khandu

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31 Jan 01 - 10:33 PM (#387157)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lox

I've just been busy ignoring this thread in my own particular way, and am therefore qualified to say that you are all a pathetic bunch of wasters.

I mean, if these are flames, then we're in for a rough winter.

Here's a little ice for you all to swallow!

(heh heh) *bg*

lox

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31 Jan 01 - 10:35 PM (#387158)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Amergin

And why is kat laughing so much? Maybe she ought to lay off the dope....I hear it screws up your memory worse and worse as one gets older...

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31 Jan 01 - 10:36 PM (#387160)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: SINSULL

hussy? The least you could have come back with is "'ho". This is supposed to be for flaming. Better change it from khandu to can'tdo.
Spaw - am I getting better at this? Is the accompanying agida normal?

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31 Jan 01 - 10:36 PM (#387162)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Sorcha

Now if only I had hops in my garden........would that do me!

Scorcywhoisafraidofsecondaryfermentation

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31 Jan 01 - 10:40 PM (#387167)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Amergin

Sorcha, if you're so afraid of fermentation maybe you should clean the fungus from between your toes....

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31 Jan 01 - 10:41 PM (#387169)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: SINSULL

They have oral medication to replace those messy creams now, Sorcha. Go for it.

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31 Jan 01 - 10:44 PM (#387171)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu

Ho there! Floozy! Twat!

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31 Jan 01 - 10:45 PM (#387173)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,bflat

Hey Lox, you are already smoked! What a jerk you are Lox. So you've been ignoring this thread in your own particular way. And what way is that Lox? Do you always have your own particular way with yourself? Smells fishy. Not everybody is having a rough winter, only the phoaks not savvy enough to be out of the cold are, which probably means most of the nimrods here. Go suck an egg.

Ellen

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31 Jan 01 - 10:53 PM (#387181)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu

Lox, eat a bagel!

bflat, be something else!

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31 Jan 01 - 10:55 PM (#387184)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: ddw

Jeeze, bflat — no fair talking to my wife!

*LOL* david

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31 Jan 01 - 10:59 PM (#387185)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Sorcha

My toes only have primary fermentation; it's the secondary I am afraid of. What if I bottle my hoppypodiatric effulescenses and attempt to maintain them in the below ground section of my primary residence?

Ahh, fuugeddaboutit.......

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31 Jan 01 - 11:01 PM (#387186)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lox

Thats rich coming from somebody who sings flat.

Or perhaps you are more akin to a squashed bug! (bee flat)

Or maybe I'm just dreaming of a better day......

As for sucking eggs - do people really still do that? My my! Poor thing. I own a remarkable device that does something called "cooking". This enables me to derive sustenance from an egg more enjoyably.

Anyway, how do you know I'm not your grandmother!

lox

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31 Jan 01 - 11:02 PM (#387189)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu

WAKE UP!!! Are all the assholes asleep? Are you "burned "out? Whadda buncha wussies!

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31 Jan 01 - 11:03 PM (#387190)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,bflat

khandu khandu sounds like a chat to rid oneself of lice. What do you do with your hand? Hell boy we don't want to know. So my greeting and salutation to you fella': go suck an egg.

Ellen

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31 Jan 01 - 11:04 PM (#387192)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lox

Oh, and khandu.........

At least I only eat bagels, I've heard that they satiate you in some pretty unnatural ways!

lox:)

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31 Jan 01 - 11:08 PM (#387195)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu

Ah bflat is ELLEN, ay. Puts a new spin on your 'Cat name.

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31 Jan 01 - 11:13 PM (#387202)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: wysiwyg

khandu, you callin' me a Flooz???? You tawkin duh me? You tawkin duh ME???

You had a good Christian girl on the wire for three whole days and didn't know what to do with her-- you had your shot! Fugeddabouddit!!--- except hop around between addresses, geez! Talk about name changing!!

~Freakie Whimpers

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31 Jan 01 - 11:14 PM (#387206)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Sorcha

HEY!!?? How do you know I only sing flat? I sing sharp and change keys whenever I damn well feel like it!! That's why I won't sing in public! lox, I reccomend that you only eat Blueberry Bagels,,,,,,,vegan, and they taste GOOD!! (grin)

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31 Jan 01 - 11:19 PM (#387209)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lox

Sorcha - what a scorcher!

I've got blisters where that one got me.

And why do you want me to eat blueberry bagels? What have you done to them........hmmmmmmmm........just waiting for the cyanide to kick in!

lox *g*

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31 Jan 01 - 11:27 PM (#387215)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: wysiwyg

Sorcha, damn you, don't you EVER fiddle with my Hardiman in the Tavern AGAIN or I swear to God I'll have you hopping and begging Lord Have Mercy! And there won't be any! You'll burn in... ooops, wrong thread! You'll burn in the JELLO PIT!! And I'll smash a whole pitcher over your head next time!! Quit laffin'! I mean it! I'll have Sugar Dog bite your ass too! At school!! She'll take your scrawny butt in her teeth and drag you into the principal's office and YOU WILL BE DISCIPLINED!

And what about that dirty animal-lover JEN ELLEN??? HUH?? SHE IS NOT EVEN A REAL REDHEAD, I SHOULD KNOW, TWELVE MEN TOLD ME!!(And she has implants too.)

~S~

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31 Jan 01 - 11:28 PM (#387216)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: catspaw49

Bill D., once again you have shown your utter lack of good sense and taste in choosing such a miserable roll model. This is just typical Bill though.....The only guy who has two extra 13 gig hard drives loaded with bookmarks like this and this??? Geeziz, what is that anyway???

Bill has an outstanding knowledge of woods, Pogo, autoharps, and philosophy.......none of which will get you a cup of coffee at White Castle! He wasted additional time researching the philosopher Alfred North Whitehead, who is known to be three morals short of a paradigm and who's name sounds like a butler, a direction, and a skin problem. I saw a recent picture of Bill all dressed up with Rita at his side. She looked great but Bill was showing his age and his suit was too.

Bill's knowledge of trad music is to generally admired...... by the 3 people who actually know any of the songs he does! The man also knows the Latin names and all the characteristics of almost any wood....except his own woody ... which he hasn't had since September 29, 1981 and that was a result of seeing a yak humping a reindeer. And get a haircut.

Spaw

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31 Jan 01 - 11:28 PM (#387218)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lox

Who wantsh fight ....... stumble .......come on ....... put 'em up .......... lurch ........ I'll take all of you on ........ vomit ........

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside ........... ecshcushe me ossifer ......... wait ...... thoshe handcuffsh - hic - shting......

locksh

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31 Jan 01 - 11:34 PM (#387223)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lox

Hey, Shpaw.......

I heard your momma was so ugly you were born in a vets clinic.

Whats more, I heard that you were only saved from certain death in the garbage by a passing baglady who thought you might look interesting on her mantlepiece.

lo-hic-xsch

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31 Jan 01 - 11:41 PM (#387228)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: wysiwyg

Can't flame Cleigh, he's already oven-fired. Hafta freeze his sorry ass.

~S~

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31 Jan 01 - 11:53 PM (#387238)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Sorcha

Hey, I'll Fiddle Around with who(whom!!)ever I wanna!! An, if that includes some Preacher Dude, ain't my problem!! He can look to his own devils, can't he?

Dat Sugar Dog, she ma fren, now ya heah? She ain gonna bite me no mattah the provocation!! Even in'f I aint a REAL redhead neither!

AND!! if'n I was borned in a Vet Clinic, I would take it as a matter of pride, over some of these "Other" persons here........

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31 Jan 01 - 11:55 PM (#387240)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lox

Do you mean the ones who were conceived there?

lox (heh heh)

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31 Jan 01 - 11:56 PM (#387241)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Amergin

Susan, who are you to tell Sorcha not to fiddle with Hardiman? Didn't I see a drunken Flooz in the Jello pit with Spaw the other night? How's that for no taste?

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31 Jan 01 - 11:58 PM (#387243)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Amergin

Is that where you were conceived, Locx? I heard something how you have to be sheared once in a while...

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01 Feb 01 - 12:02 AM (#387244)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lox

That's just my chest hair Nathan

You'll have forgotten what that is since the operation.

lox *G*

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01 Feb 01 - 12:02 AM (#387246)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lonesome EJ

Damn this is great. I feel just like Don Rickles at a Dean Martin Celebrity Roast. Take Amos for example. Devises horrible instruments of torture that are banned in most developing nations, puts words to them, calls them songs and inflicts them on the unwary.

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01 Feb 01 - 12:55 AM (#387255)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST

Jeez, what the hell have I been missing in the 24 hours since I was last here?

rr

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01 Feb 01 - 01:04 AM (#387258)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Sorcha

Guest, you ain nevah goan no, an I jes caught a landline call from mah sissie that made it all worser........so FlameMe, Guest, if'n ya wanna. I kin take it, an it ain't gon make it no worser.

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01 Feb 01 - 01:05 AM (#387259)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: wysiwyg

Roger, is that YOU?

Now there's another dangerously nice guy! I declare! If people knew the incredibly thoughtful and caring e-mail THAT one has sent me-- he'd never get out of here alive!

~S~

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01 Feb 01 - 01:40 AM (#387267)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST

Yeah,it's me. I seem to have lost my cookie somewhere.Some asshole must have eaten it.I'll be back.

rr

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01 Feb 01 - 01:49 AM (#387268)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: rangeroger

Now that my cookie's reset, I just realized the fun I could have flaming from the anonymous Guest position.

Oh well,I guess it just wasn't meant to be

rr

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01 Feb 01 - 04:51 AM (#387307)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Dave the Gnome

Wha's wrong wi' me??? eh??? Apart from the Spotty dog who peed up my leg no-one has flamed ME!!!

Wha's the matter??? You all scared???

C'mon, puddemup....

DtG

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01 Feb 01 - 05:04 AM (#387311)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock

Bloody heck, that's the last time I go home early and miss a thread like this.
Okay DtG: you scared my Girl Guides by pissing on a windswept moor, you smell of fish and you come out with totally rational, understanding and tolerant posts which carefully weigh up the odds, promote positivism and don't offend anyone - do you get splinters on yer arse from sitting on the fence like that? Huh?
You're ALL maladjusted and pathetic nerds who waste their lives on an Internet Discussion Forum. I mean, how sad is that? What kind of people are you to hang around a place such as Mudca- oh. Yeah. Me too. Shit.

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01 Feb 01 - 05:19 AM (#387312)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Dave the Gnome

***ETEG*** (Ear to ear grin) Thanks Fib, but thats fine coming from YOU. What kind of person creeps up on unsuspecting Gnomes while they are taking a leak eh? eh? And never mind the splinters in my arse - I told you I wasn't willing to disuss what I do with pine cones either.. uh-oh - have I given away too much???

DtG

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01 Feb 01 - 05:32 AM (#387316)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock

Listen, Gnomeo, I don't care what you attempt to get the missus going, but exposing your tackle to a group of poor children is tantamount to cruelty. And visual pollution. Even if you were just fishing.

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01 Feb 01 - 08:26 AM (#387353)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: McGrath of Harlow

I couldn't see why noone's mentioned that pathetic megalomaniac Max.

Then it came to me - you're none of you are real, all you lot out there are just figments of his perverted imagination, talking to himself in some grotesque solipsistic fantasy.

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01 Feb 01 - 08:37 AM (#387356)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Troll

You people call THIS crap FLAMING?
SHEESH!
I spotted this thread and figured I'd read it and get a few chuckles. A few barfs is more like it.I've never seen such amaturish, purile, DRIVEL posing as flaming in my life.
Thank God that Skeptic hasn't seen this thread. He has a good opinion of the intellectual level of the people on Mudcat and this expedition into kindergarten insult would break his heart if he had one.
Personally, I don't intend to lend dignity to the proceeding by involving myself.
Where's the challenge?

troll

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01 Feb 01 - 08:40 AM (#387357)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Dave the Gnome

I hate big words.....

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01 Feb 01 - 09:18 AM (#387387)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock

troll - how DARE you suggest that we are amateurs. We have studied long and hard to flame the way we do, and just because you tear yourself away from the three billy goats gruff for a moment (and we'd all like to know what THAT'S about) and attempt to pretend you're superior in some way... well... well... you're NOT. You and your troll-y mates are no better than the rest of us, so HA! I heard that your mother had to put venetian blinds on the pram when you were a baby.

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01 Feb 01 - 09:50 AM (#387423)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Dave the Gnome

And the midwife smacked you in the face....

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01 Feb 01 - 09:51 AM (#387425)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock

And then threw away the baby and raised the afterbirth.

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01 Feb 01 - 10:41 AM (#387458)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock

Right, I'm off home to Ireland for a week cos it's my birthday on Saturday. I'll probably not be back online til next Thursday, so I just wanted to say "you're all wankers" before I left.
Toodlepip!

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01 Feb 01 - 10:56 AM (#387466)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Dave the Gnome

Have a good 'un, Fib - I knew we were 'soul mates' all the time - my bithday's on Monday (But I bet I'm younger and pretier, just to keep on thread...)

Sink a few for me - looks like I am going to Peterborough on Tuesday so bang goes the booze-up Monday night:-(

Can I flame my boss here even though he don't read it?

DtG

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01 Feb 01 - 10:59 AM (#387470)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock

Cheers DtG, but I am a mere quarter-of-a-century on Saturday (only 40 years to retirement), and everyone knows that Gnomes are ancient. Or is that dwarves?
Yeah, flame the boss. What a pillock he must be, especially if he employs gnomes - HA!

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01 Feb 01 - 11:37 AM (#387490)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Bardford

Dear Mudcatters,
Hearing all the noise from this thread and it's predecessor, I thought I'd poke my head into the cafe just to say that I respect each of you, have learned a ton while I've been here and it hurts me to see such discord.
Each one of you is valuable and worthy of love and respect, and I would not deign to flame anybody, e'en had I two 50 gallon drums of kerosene and a truckload of mandolins and Chief O'Neill's original manuscripts to fuel the fire.

Nor even had I a tower of accordians and banjos and hammer dulcimers and an explosive incendiary device with which to ignite it, would I allow the hot tongues of that conflagration to threaten this treasured community so long in the making.
The heat, even, from a didjereedoo packed full of matchheads and gasoline, I would endeavour to subdue lest it so much as singe the ear-whiskers of one of this village. I won't even begin to describe the sacrifice I'd be willing to make to ensure that not one of you is injured from the heat of a burning pile of highland pipes and their mellifluous cousins, the small-pipes.
Safe too, will you all be should I encounter a bonfire of fiddles and abc files anywhere near your vicinity.
Long may your frets buzz,

Bardford

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01 Feb 01 - 11:40 AM (#387494)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: mousethief

Look, Dave the gnome-sized-dick, just shove it up your ar*e, okay? Ear to ear grin. My Gawd, what a loser. You couldn't flame a biscuit with a F-29 fighter jet with the afterburners on if your mother was standing upwind with a windsock on her head and your dog was in heat and being hounded by Spaw and five other mudcat regulars including Matt and Amergin and your .... well, you get the idea.

And you, WYSITROPS (What You See Is The Result of Plastic Surgery), what is this lame-ass sub-flaming sh*t you're posting? "Screw you"? Oh please. I've met ice cubes that had more flame than you.

Ooooh, Troll, "a few barfs." A FEW BARFS? You're not even worth discussing.

Oh, and Spaw, what a rock-em, sock-em flamer you are, with the worst insult I've ever read, "utter lack of good sense." Puh-leeze.

You guys aren't flamers, you're fucking Victorian ladies with lace gloves on, for crying out loud! "Oh, Mabel, your cunt is dryer than a ... a ... a desert! One without rain! Like the Sahara! Titter titter!" "Oh Maxine, you naughty little girl! Hee hee hee!"

Now that self-abusing, homeschooled afterbirth that flamed me the other day, HE knew his shit. Unfortunately he didn't know better than to use it as mascara, but you can't have everything in a man whose idea of a good time is sniffing wallpaper paste while masturbating to "Only the Good Die Young." Allowances must be made.

But YOU GUYS are like five-year-old kids who just learned a new dirty word but are afraid to say it.

COME ON, I WANT TO SEE SOME FLAMING HERE!

With apologies to anybody whose feelings I've hurt,
Alex

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01 Feb 01 - 12:17 PM (#387513)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: wysiwyg

Owww!!!!

LOL!!!

~S~

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01 Feb 01 - 12:18 PM (#387515)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Peter T.

Oh alright.

Oh for a thousand tongues to speak the truth about this man.
In truth, so help me:
At his birth, Satan and Beelzebub and the myriad fallen angels took refuge in Heaven with their deepest enemy, the Lord God Himself, so frightened were they by his evil nature;
At his birth, the doctor and nurses who delivered him were themselves delivered up to the hangman for crimes against humankind;
At his birth, his mother witnessed that she had been inseminated by a leprous botched crow, laid her hand upon her womb and cursed womankind as the crawlhole out of which crawled suppuration and doom; his father went mad, and tore his member off and beat himself with it until he was senseless; his brothers and sisters had their bodies drained of blood and replaced with the blood of others so that they could be absolved of being his kin and kind;
At his first step, the earth cringed, and deserts opened in his path, flowers withered, the moon turned its mottled back, and the sun wept so loudly that the hissing of the tears as they struck the surface could be heard throughout universes;
Such is his evil, that when he spoke a word, the thing of which he spoke was erased from the language, and disappeared from the world forever;
Such is his evil, that upon seeing him, many have renounced their common humanity, and returned to the beasts, howling;
Such is his evil, that should he be spread with the blackest pitch, the pitch would appear to be of the glorious whiteness of the robes of saints and maidens;
Such is his evil, that in the earthquake and flood and plague and charnelhouse, the suffering laugh and rejoice and dance that he is not there;
Such is his evil, that the peoples of the world together hired a small blind boy whose nostrils have been removed to walk in front of him with a bell to warn oncomers, and this warning is even heeded by lepers;
Such is his evil, that even good is rendered evil by being in the same time and space as he is;
Such is his evil, that God has looked upon him, and torn His garments, and cursed Himself, and proclaimed that Everything must Stop so that this Evil may be eradicated, even God Himself for having allowed such evil loose; And HE HAS DONE SO;
and Everything has been obliterated and utterly destroyed eternally, love, truth, worlds, history, life, even the principle of God Himself;
And such is his evil, that he alone survives.

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01 Feb 01 - 12:19 PM (#387518)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: mousethief

Pete: too long. You expect us to read that much? Besides you probably kyped it from somewhere else.

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01 Feb 01 - 01:13 PM (#387556)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Big Mick

Fuck off, mousecreep asshole!! I was pissed that Peter was obviously pressed for time and couldn't launch into his usual oratorical splendor.

Sir T..........you obviously have way too much fucking time on your hands.

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01 Feb 01 - 01:15 PM (#387560)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: SINSULL

Twat?? khandu, you called me a twat? I am going somewhere to sulk and never returning to this thread. A twat????

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01 Feb 01 - 01:27 PM (#387570)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lonesome EJ

Isn't it about time we tallied up those who have been flamed, so that we can start on the rest? Maybe those who haven't been flamed should just volunteer themselves and get it over with. Rest assured we will find you, and it will go worse with you if you hide.

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01 Feb 01 - 01:41 PM (#387589)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: SINSULL

Max hasn't been included. Nor Sandy Paton. Guess maybe there really are some Mudcat gods. Going to sulk now. Mary

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01 Feb 01 - 02:04 PM (#387617)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: catspaw49

MAX, you miserable little pissant. I notice that no one has taken you to task so who better than me? I won't go into any scathing details denigrating your cock and balls because you don't have any. Yeah, I said cock and balls because nobody who went to Penn State could possibly understand the word genitalia. You set up this site and brought all these assholes together.....What the fuck were you thinking???? Oh yeah....its the Penn State thing again....no thinking=PennState. I notice you can't keep a girl past a few dates which is hardly surprising for a dickless wonder like yourself. The closest you get to intercourse is the town up the road of the same name and even then you only get to Blue Ball. Give up on the whole white guy blues shit too and just concentrate on your interest in Penis State football and that dago coach. He's the only saving grace in the valley.........but what the fuck is a Nittany anyway? Sounds like lice.

Spaw

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01 Feb 01 - 02:24 PM (#387638)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lonesome EJ

Damn it, Sandy! You and Caroline couldn't just leave well enough alone, could you? When I think of all the strange and obscure little folksongs (Wild Mountain Thyme, for example), and unknown Folksingers (our own Mr"lightnin' fingers" Fielding, for example), that you two have brought to light....well, I'm speechless! Wouldn't the world have been a better place if we let Columbia, Electra, and Gangsta Rap Records provide us with the music they know is best for us? You two really have a lot of goddam nerve.

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01 Feb 01 - 02:31 PM (#387646)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: mousethief

Um, LEJ, I'm not quite sure you get the concept here.

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01 Feb 01 - 02:53 PM (#387671)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Lonesome EJ

Its called irony, MT. I could send you a Personal Message if you need further explanation.

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01 Feb 01 - 02:54 PM (#387672)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Troll

Alex, I was trying to keep the words small so you could remember them when you asked someone else what they meant.
Dave and Fibula, what's your point here?

troll

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01 Feb 01 - 03:10 PM (#387684)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: catspaw49

Art Thieme you miserable old git!!! Christalmighty, you think just because you devoted your life to this pathetic claptrap you call "folk music" that we should bow to your superior knowledge of the drivel. Fer chrissakes, its as if you have some inside info based on your travels and travails. To hell with you man!!! What an arrogant and humorless old fart!!! Yeah, you got about a thousand puns for every occasion but you've used them all at least five times!!! Get some new material man!!!!! Or better yet, just fall back into that sorryass bullshit about what folk is so we can all go to sleep! Just can the crap and go waltz with a bear.

Spaw

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01 Feb 01 - 03:17 PM (#387687)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: mousethief

No thanks, LEJ, you'd just fuck that up too.

Thanks, Troll. I never ask anybody about what you say, because I don't give a rat's ass about what you say.

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01 Feb 01 - 03:20 PM (#387690)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: mousethief

This is getting too easy.

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01 Feb 01 - 03:48 PM (#387708)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Peter T.

Why not try going back to being decent then? Even fake anger gets wearisome to the soul after awhile, especially to people you revere.
yours, Peter T.

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01 Feb 01 - 04:35 PM (#387741)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: SINSULL

I knew none of you could flame the Patons. Not even Spaw dares! Ha Ha Ha

I agree with Peter (god help me - he's Canadian!). Fake anger, especially when it degenerates into four letter words and name calling just isn't worth reading. The perfect flame requires subtle wit and a degree of intelligent malice. Some of you have to try harder.

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01 Feb 01 - 05:31 PM (#387788)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,Tiffany-Jo

I can't write to much in case my mommy sees me. I just read this. I got home from school and had to do my homwork done cuz I'm a kid and have a lot more things to do than all you old people. I just have a cuple of questions for people. Peter T, what is a botched crow? I made some cookies once and put salt in instead of sugar and mommy said I botched them up. I cant figger out how to do that to a crow thogh.

Also, Mr Catspaw (this is about stuff you wrote in the other thred) - how can you say bert is a dull person when you talk to stuffed Barney dolls? I mean, won't anyboddy talk to you besides Barney? Does Barney say anything back to you? There was a kid in my class who had conversashuns with his beanie baby and they made him go to a hospitle for a wile cuz of what it made him do to the cat. Dont lissen to anything that Barney doll says! He will get you in trouble!!!

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01 Feb 01 - 06:05 PM (#387828)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Greyeyes

Christ, haven't you anything better to do?

Spaw, you have an unhealthy obsession with male genitalia, are you perhaps desperately repressing your latent homosexuality? It will only make you bitter and twisted in the long run, more so than you already are, that is. Get out of that closet man, you know it makes sense.

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01 Feb 01 - 06:09 PM (#387834)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,khandu

I was humping my cow last night and it dawned on me...if she conceived, the muntant, deformed product would look alot like Dave the Gnome!

Then the old cow got carried away and shit all over me, the runny, stinkin' kind, and I thought of that Twat that resides here, Sinsull! Damned old strumpet! Trollop!

And hey WYSIWJKDYTEFQQ or whoever the hell you are today,(Your name looks like an eye chart) it ain't over yet!!! Jezebel!

And (to beat a dead horse, which you would probably find to be sexually stimulating!) Spaw, you no-dicked northern agitator, even my Cow would laugh out loud at your litty-bitty rodney!

Mousethief, another damn schizo! Signs in as M-thief and out as Alec. you...you...you... you miscreant!

I grow weary of all you simpletons. I, khandu, am a Mississippian; y'all ain't! And that burns your stinky shorts!

khandu

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01 Feb 01 - 06:12 PM (#387837)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: mousethief

AleX. "X" not "C". And I've never miscreated in my life, I swear!

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01 Feb 01 - 06:16 PM (#387842)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Bill D

!!interesting..it won't take that combination ...but in the HTML, it was there...*shrug*

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Well, Mr Links-R-Us, the < thingie makes browsers think you're starting an HTML tag, and it looks like the one to turn italics on. So there! --Attack of the Killer JoeClone

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01 Feb 01 - 06:19 PM (#387846)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Greyeyes

God your boring.

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01 Feb 01 - 06:21 PM (#387848)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: SINSULL

Now I understand. SINSULL is the name you cry out in frustrated passion while settling for anything that comes along, khandu. Also explains your obsession with twats. Still, name calling and toilet humor hardly display brilliant wit or intelligent malice. Keep trying. Oh...by the way mutant has only one "n".

And still no serious Paton flamers. Very interesting.

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01 Feb 01 - 06:42 PM (#387858)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST,God

My boring is what? Learn to spell, man.

His Almightiness

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01 Feb 01 - 07:35 PM (#387903)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Troll

My apologies Alex. I was not aware that you had progressed to the point that you could recognize that "someone" had said "something."
Congratulations and good luck on finding your toes. I understand that's the lesson next week.
SINSULL or'Spaw will read and explain this for you.

troll

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01 Feb 01 - 07:36 PM (#387904)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Troll

My apologies Alex. I was not aware that you had progressed to the point that you could recognize that "someone" had said "something."
Congratulations and good luck on finding your toes. I understand that's the lesson next week.
SINSULL or'Spaw will read and explain this for you.

troll

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01 Feb 01 - 09:02 PM (#387950)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: wysiwyg

Now see what you did!

~S~

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01 Feb 01 - 09:24 PM (#387957)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: SINSULL

Troll - I get into enough trouble on my own. Do your own explaining - or am I repeating myself?

I don't like being mean for the fun of it so I am abandoning this thread. It was something like fun while it lasted.

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01 Feb 01 - 09:56 PM (#387975)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: catspaw49

We are word people and we know the power of words. It also explains why we really can't do this well unless we mean it. And....because of that we are terrible at shutting out the flamers who do appear. We are loyal to our friends and we want our words to comfort them when they are flamed. So..........We just can't shut up can we? Given the opp to nail someone even in jest, we're lousy.

On the other hand, because we do know the power of words exists only if we believe in them, we should be able to totally ignore the flamers because we are self confident people and know the truth about ourselves. (You are an asshole only if you believe it).

In conjunction, these things go a long way in explaining why we don't do the "right" thing with flamers, ignore them. And it also explains why we live with such angst every time we deal with a real flamer.

Okay gang.....we've had a couple hundred posts now and if you haven't taken advantage of getting a flame job on yourself, time's up!!!

Spaw

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02 Feb 01 - 12:02 AM (#388033)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: Amos

Buncha leftover codwallop from an eighth-grade cicle jerk, you lot! If any of you had a life, you wouldn't be wasting yer time doing intellectual beat-offs to Mister Max's Half-Assed Pinko Serenade or galumphing through the halls of the NYCTS to the beat of Fat Shpaw and His Multiple Personalities Singing DooWop Nostalgia. As fer you newcomers, go back to yer Reader's Digests and garner some decent vocabulary before you spew your puerile philosophies on these here pearlescent pathways. And take this passel of Undercooked Limey Pseudosingers with you....

Regards,

A

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02 Feb 01 - 07:20 PM (#388798)
Subject: RE: Great Flaming thread - II
From: GUEST, A Mudsister

And I am such a worthless bag of dross that I just got a little bitty flame in the HELP FORUM! But for the scale of the wrongs I committed, really, it should have been high explosives for the terrible, terrible thing I visited upon the mudcat gods!

Yes! I confess! I did it! I am an idiot of the lowest possible order! How could I have the poor judgment to clutter up the always-extraordinarily-crowded Sacred Help Forum with a matter that could affect all of Mudcat security! FORCING a volunteer to work overtime!

And another help thread asking for unspecified urgent help that was actually an effort to get some precious volunteer assistance removing a stupid phrase I had posted in all innocence but total ignorance that could have ended the current fragile tranquility, here at the Muddcat, maybe for good!

And another one-- what was I thinking-- asking for help to sign the fuck out of this house of mirrors so I could be a godammned worthless Guest like the complete idiot I am! We all know that cookie problems DO NOT BELONG in the Help Forum!

And oh! I forgot! There was also the help I procured for someone on Mac problems that had nada, zilch, zip to do with this sacred site! (I should have remembered, it's all my fault. Everyone knows this is a Windows community!)

I realize now that I should NEVER, EVER go to the Help Forum again! Especially if I misspell an artist's name in a thread, making their work impossible to find! Baaaadddd!

What was I thinking-- trying to repay into the Help Universe an entirely undeserved help I myself had gotten at the hands of some other misguided volunteer!

Yes! It's true! I baited, no wait-- I TROLLED for help and someone actually had the GALL to help me on a non-Mudcat computer problem just a few weeks ago! Yes! Mea culpa! I see now my sin, all too clearly!

Fortunately, and I consider myself privileged to have been corrected so promptly, the complaint department had a spokesperson with the wisdom and perspicacity to complain right back at me even though I was not in fact complaining at all. What a relief-- the respondent was able to READ MY MIND!

Iddinnit GREAT? Some of my best friends assured me the flames were a thing of the past. What a relief to know they ain't! I know we'd all miss them!

~Guess Fucking Who, Duh!

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