02 Mar 01 - 10:28 PM (#409992) Subject: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: Troll I would very much like the words to,"I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore". At my present time of life and physical condition, I feel that the sentiment it expresses would be quite fitting. troll |
02 Mar 01 - 11:49 PM (#410036) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: catspaw49 Hey troll.......There's a pretty good Real Audio file at THIS SITE. I can't find a lyrics site with it yet. Spaw |
03 Mar 01 - 09:26 AM (#410177) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: Uncle_DaveO I think I remember Kendall singing it on a HearMe session a long time ago. He should be able to provide it to you. Dave Oesterreich |
03 Mar 01 - 10:36 AM (#410211) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: GUEST,Roll&Go-C I, too, seem to remember Kendall singing this song, most recently at our sea songs gathering at the China Trading Company in Portland, like some recurring nightmare. |
03 Mar 01 - 10:38 AM (#410213) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: Sarah the flute Troll Why don't you post to the mudcatters photo album and find out if your feelings about yourself are shared !!!!! |
03 Mar 01 - 11:07 AM (#410225) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: Mr Red someone just had to mention the bare facts I guess.
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03 Mar 01 - 11:20 AM (#410235) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: MAG (inactive) Are there any commercial recordings of this? It sounds like one I just have to learn. |
03 Mar 01 - 01:27 PM (#410292) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: Troll Thanks 'Spaw. I'd seen that one. It only has one verse tho. I'm lookin' for the whole song. I haven't been able to find a lyric site either. I'll have to PM Kendall. Sarah, thanks for the suggestion but no thanks. I have no intention of exposing my obvious shortcomings to the whole forum in a visual format. Words are bad enough. "bare facts " indeed! Harumph!!! troll |
03 Mar 01 - 01:40 PM (#410302) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: SINSULL Kendall's in Florida right now. It may be a while before he sees your PM. Lucky guy - we are looking at an incoming blizzard with the potential for 1 1/2 feet of snow!!!!! I saw the Captain sing this at a party with a bunch of kids ranging from maybe 10 and up. They were so funny laughing at him and the looking sheepishly at their mothers to see if it was OK. Kendall does it with such an impish grin, it's hilarious. |
03 Mar 01 - 01:54 PM (#410308) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: GUEST,Roll&Go-C We could do this as a challenge. Try to piece the song together from our collective subconscious, There's that verse about the beached up whale... |
06 Jul 02 - 02:19 AM (#743249) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: Jim Dixon The correct title is "Trucker's Lament: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore." It was written by Dick Feller & Sheb Wooley, and recorded by Sheb Wooley. It is included on the compilation "Kickin' Asphalt," Music Mill CD #70014, 1999. |
06 Jul 02 - 05:09 AM (#743271) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: Stewie It is also on the only Dick Feller CD (as far as I am aware) titled 'Centaur of Attention' Cyberphonic/Hendersonville TN no #. This CD was somewhat of a disappointment for me because it has re-recordings of Feller's novelty stuff only and none of his astute or poignant songs like 'Cry for Lori', 'No Word on Me', 'Just Short of the Line', 'Sum of Marcie's Blues' etc. A real pity. However, there is a reprise of his excellent 'Lord Mr Ford' and a 'New Credit Card Song'. --Stewie. |
07 Jul 02 - 05:23 AM (#743726) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: Long Firm Freddie Sorry for not doing the blicky thing, in a bit of a hurry!
MP3 of Kendall singing the song is available here (great stuff!) http://www.wmpg.org/shows/local_motives/2001_11_16/2001_11_16.htm
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09 Jul 02 - 01:29 PM (#745205) Subject: Lyr Add: I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE From: Jim Dixon Transcribed from a recording by "Ben Colder" (Sheb Wooley) at YouTube: I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE Sheb Wooley, Dick Feller 1. I stepped out o' the shower an' I got a good look at myself. Pot bellied, bald headed—man, I thought I's somebody else! I caught my reflection in the mirror on the back o' the bathroom door. I just don't look good naked anymore. 2. So I'm goin' upstairs and turn my bedroom mirror to the wall. I hung it there back when I was trim an' tall. I'd stand there an' smile an' flex an' strut until my arm got sore, But I just don't look good naked anymore. [BRIDGE] I used to go out with the girls. I loved 'em one an' all. Now they don't get very close to me, afraid that I might fall. 3. I went to see my doctor for my annual medical exam. Standin' there in the buff, when suddenly he said, "Man!" I said, "What is it, doc? Some fatal disease? Man, I need to know the score." He said, "No, you just don't look good naked anymore." [BRIDGE] Me an' Mona had a dancin' style. The folks said it was unique. Now it's only when we're back to back, we're dancin' cheek to cheek. 4. I went down to a nude beach for some seaside fun. Stretched out in my birthday suit, soakin' up the sun. Somebody yelled, "There's an ol' white whale washed up on the shore." Sure, I just don't look good naked anymore. [TAG] Yeah, my arches fell, my waist went to hell, an' my butt is draggin' the floor. I just don't look good naked anymore. |
09 Jul 02 - 02:34 PM (#745251) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: Joe Offer I thought it was Bill D who sang this song. Perfectly fitting for both Bill D and Kendall, I think. Maybe they should do a duet.... |
09 Jul 02 - 04:22 PM (#745317) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: kendall Dream on, Joe. |
27 Aug 02 - 07:23 PM (#772555) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: kendall Believe me, no part of me drags on the floor. |
27 Aug 02 - 07:26 PM (#772558) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: kendall That should smoke Spaw out. |
04 Aug 05 - 10:32 PM (#1535340) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: GUEST how can I get a copy of the song |
04 Aug 05 - 10:58 PM (#1535367) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: number 6 Jeeezuz ... the first time I heard that song was some guy singing last Monday nite at our bluegrass gig .... then I see this thread here at the Mudcat. sIx |
05 Aug 05 - 07:47 AM (#1535540) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: kendall Smokey Green recorded this on Pine Castle records |
05 Aug 05 - 07:54 AM (#1535543) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Our own DWDitty does the best version of this song and its available on his CD http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/dwditty |
05 Sep 09 - 11:45 PM (#2717262) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: gatyamgal I'm digging up old threads tonight. This song was used as a forwarded email back in the earlier part of this century. I remember my parents got a big hoot out of it. It shows an older couple, she, in a lawn chair, and he, mowing. Does anyone have the original email? |
06 Sep 09 - 06:07 AM (#2717361) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: kendall Dave, have you heard my version of this? It's on my latest CD titled I REMEMBER LOVING YOU. Anyone who wants it can order it directly from me. $15.00 including tax, postage and package. |
06 Sep 09 - 05:43 PM (#2717630) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: kendall Anyone? |
06 Sep 09 - 07:28 PM (#2717685) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: olddude I heard it and it is brilliant Kendall aside from three legged man it is my favourite. Noone ever did it better my friend |
06 Sep 09 - 07:57 PM (#2717707) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: Midchuck Only Jacqui knows...It's better that way. Peter |
03 Nov 13 - 02:48 AM (#3572373) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: Joe Offer Kendall, this is for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_6I50oXAVM |
03 Nov 13 - 07:57 PM (#3572577) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore From: GUEST,it's magic Scottish version :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxZc3qw6eI |