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2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis

09 Apr 01 - 04:42 PM (#436682)
Subject: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Little Hawk

I'm stumped.

Anybody?

- LH


09 Apr 01 - 04:43 PM (#436684)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: JeZeBeL

This is getting a little silly now don't you think?


09 Apr 01 - 04:47 PM (#436690)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: mousethief

I think that was the point, JeZeBeL.

1. He doesn't make you look bad in dark colors. No wait, that's dandruff.

Um.

1. He

Never mind. There are no reasons.

Alex


09 Apr 01 - 04:50 PM (#436697)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Little Hawk

Damn right it is. I am either punch drunk or I'm losing it. But at least I have proposed a very moderate number of reasons, instead of grandiose numbers like 99 or 100. With a reasonable amount of dispatch, these threads could be put to bed quite quickly I should think.

One more idea occurred to me, but it's flagrantly insensitive, in a weird sort of way, so I'm trying to resist.

- LH


09 Apr 01 - 04:53 PM (#436703)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: JeZeBeL

Please don't resist, It's highly amusing, so, are you drunk or just loosing it? I lost it a long time ago as anyone from the jug in like bill sables will tell you. I'm not drunk...........YET!!


09 Apr 01 - 04:57 PM (#436710)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Little Hawk

Okay, you asked for it... :-)

- LH


09 Apr 01 - 05:02 PM (#436720)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Bert

Dunno, I'm still thinking....


09 Apr 01 - 05:26 PM (#436732)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: mousethief

In 4 years he'll go away forever, but psoriasis can hang around for the rest of your life.

Huzzah! I've thought of a reason!

Alex


09 Apr 01 - 05:42 PM (#436745)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: JeZeBeL

Wow finally. Excuse my ignorance but who is Dubya anyway?


09 Apr 01 - 05:44 PM (#436748)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: mousethief

President of the United States of America, George W. Bush, from the way Texans say "W".

Alex


09 Apr 01 - 05:46 PM (#436752)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: JeZeBeL

Oh I seeeeeee. Now that makes it a whole lot clearer. I thought he was some eastern leader or something....oh well


09 Apr 01 - 05:47 PM (#436756)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Bert

Don't we wish Jez!!!


09 Apr 01 - 07:47 PM (#436900)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Little Hawk

Well, we've got one reason, and still counting down...

Pretty good, Alex!

- LH


09 Apr 01 - 07:53 PM (#436904)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Mrs.Duck

You can laugh at Dubya
I can spell W


09 Apr 01 - 08:02 PM (#436915)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Little Hawk

Bingo! We have our 2 reasons! Well done, Mrs. Duck!

We can now consign this thread to the early grave it so richly deserves.

For conservatives who wonder why I would take a cheap shot like this at their hero of the hour, well, it was a running joke in thread titles that all started with the "99 reasons why guitars are better than girls" thread.

So don't take it too seriously. Save that for the Bushwhacked series.

- LH


09 Apr 01 - 11:29 PM (#437059)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: GUEST,willie-o

well, I have psoriasis and I would not trade it for any amount of GW Bush as my national leader.

Psoriasis does not get you killed for being of a different political persuasion, or poison the planet with greenhouse gases.

willie-o


09 Apr 01 - 11:44 PM (#437065)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: GUEST,Jeffersonian

Psoriasis is skin deep, but Dubya is yewgly ta thuh BONE!

A


09 Apr 01 - 11:45 PM (#437069)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Amos

Dang!! You can say that twice!


09 Apr 01 - 11:47 PM (#437072)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall)

Had psoriasis on my scalp when I was younger. It went away. Didn't cause any wars. Didn't even look as dumb as Dubya. I'd happily take 4 more years of it with Nader in office!

Rich


10 Apr 01 - 01:47 AM (#437126)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: GUEST,Seth from China

Nobody tells you that you should be glad you got psoriasis! (reason #3) Seth


10 Apr 01 - 03:06 AM (#437145)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: GUEST,Crazy Eddie

You don't get stuck with psoriasis, if you voted for Al apecia. :o)


10 Apr 01 - 07:50 AM (#437224)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Grab

You can choose whether you want a flaky president, but not a flaky scalp.

Graham.


10 Apr 01 - 12:54 PM (#437409)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: John J

I give up. Psoriasis is best. JJ


10 Apr 01 - 01:19 PM (#437423)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: JeZeBeL

Guess everyone's got their brains in gear today. Maybe this will last longer than you thought LH. Just like my chocolate and men one!!

Emma xxx


10 Apr 01 - 01:30 PM (#437435)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: mousethief

Emma, are you really rated xxx? Oooo-weee!

Alex


10 Apr 01 - 02:26 PM (#437485)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Mr Red

Dubya ain't up to scratch yet.
Itchs the way I tell em.


10 Apr 01 - 03:31 PM (#437537)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: mousethief

He's a flake. I doubt he can salve the economy.


10 Apr 01 - 04:39 PM (#437590)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: DougR

Sigh. DougR


10 Apr 01 - 04:44 PM (#437591)
Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Jim Krause

I dunno. I got psoriasis, thanks to Dear Ol' Dad. At least Dubya only has to be in office for four years. Seems like my flakes last for life.
hesaysmutteringtohimself&scratchingatthesametimejim