13 Apr 01 - 06:30 PM (#440071) Subject: Television From: GUEST,JackieR I am compiling a booklet of songs sung at my summer camp in the late '50's/ very early '60's. Does anyone have lyrics to a calypso-ish song w/ the chorus,"Television, television, I'm sick of looking on television; I've got weak in the eyes, weak in the head, likewise, from sitting and looking on television?" Words included: Mr. general public, do you realize that you have a population of staring eyes... Thank you! |
01 May 02 - 04:08 PM (#702325) Subject: Lyr Add: TELEVISION (Stan Freberg) From: Jim Dixon I found these lyrics at an Australian television site. I Americanized the spelling and punctuation, since Stan Freberg is American. Ironically, he made a good part of his living from television, both as a performer and as an advertising executive and copywriter. I don't know the tune, but from the dialect, I'm guessing it has a calypso beat. It was a genre he loved to parody. The web site has a sound file, which I haven't listened to, because the song is apparently embedded in a long program. It would be nice if someone would work up a midi or ABC file from it, or at least identify the tune, if he stole it. Copied from http://www.abc.net.au/rn/talks/8.30/mediarpt/stories/s226416.htm
TELEVISION
Television, television,
Hey, Mr. General Public, do you realize
Oh, television, television.
The burglar come sneaking in and break the latch
Oh television, television,
The children of the country eat their dinner, you bet, Television, television – |
01 May 02 - 04:23 PM (#702331) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Television From: SharonA Oh, darn, Jim beat me to it. Yes, the song absolutely does have a calypso beat! |
01 May 02 - 04:38 PM (#702346) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Television From: GUEST,Paul And this is from the 50's, eh... And how many channels did they have then? I can sadly relate to it all too well, as, no doubt can many others... Anyone got any songs about HATING television, cos I sure do. Paul |
26 Dec 12 - 07:42 PM (#3457435) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Television From: GUEST,Brian Thanks for the lyrics, I actually have this song on an old 78 somewhere |
26 Dec 12 - 08:42 PM (#3457452) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Television From: GUEST,999 Tele vee shun |
26 Dec 12 - 09:55 PM (#3457458) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Television From: Jim Dixon The recording includes one additional verse that is not shown above: I watch the late, late movie then I climb the stairs, Get into bed and have television nightmares Complete with bad commercials that repeat all night Both in compatible color and black-and-white. Someday my son grow up and want to go to sea, So he prob'ly go and try to join US Navy. They give him aptitude test, mon, now here's the rub: They find him best suited for watching Mickey Mouse Club. [It's also on an album "The Very Best of Stan Freberg" (2008) which can be heard on Spotify.] |