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BS: Who hung the monkey???

05 May 01 - 12:02 PM (#456442)
Subject: Who hung the monkey???
From: GUEST,Phillip

The "Geordie" thread prompted a memory of am ex-pat cabinetmaker from the shipyards of Newcastle who I used to work with years ago. He once told a tale that supposedly occured in the town of Hartlepool.

Apparently, during a time of war, inhabitants of coastal villages were encouraged to keep a sharp lookout for marauding privateers. Supposedly, a fisherman from Hartlepool once found a monkey, obviously from a wreck, clinging to some flotsam that drifted near shore and brought the terrified creature back to the town. No one had ever seen a monkey, so it was regarded with suspicion as being a foreign spy! When questioned, it would chatter back in an unknown tongue. A full-fledged trial was held, and since the monkey offered no defense against the charges, it was hung as a spy! A messenger was dispatched to the High Court in London to report on the triumphant apprehension of the spy, but soon became a laughingstock when the carcass of the dead monkey was revealed.

My friend said that the story endured, and as a young man, he and his friends would occasionally ride their motorcycles down to Hartlepool for a bit of sport at the expense of the locals. They'd open the door of one of the pubs, yell "Who hung the monkey?" and then roar away accompanied by a chorus of profanity and a shower of pint pots!

Any truth to the story??


05 May 01 - 12:08 PM (#456444)
Subject: RE: BS: Who hung the monkey???
From: MMario

previous discussion

As far as I can see the best guess is the "monkey" was a member of a smuggler's band.


05 May 01 - 12:11 PM (#456446)
Subject: RE: BS: Who hung the monkey???
From: Malcolm Douglas

Also  The Fishermen Hung the Monkey, O!


05 May 01 - 12:22 PM (#456456)
Subject: RE: BS: Who hung the monkey???
From: GUEST,mick punch the horse

Vin garbutt sings an excellant version of " The Hartlepool monkey"

If you punch in "hartlepool monkey" on google search engine you will find he has his own web site!!(Honest)


05 May 01 - 12:23 PM (#456458)
Subject: RE: BS: Who hung the monkey???
From: nutty

The other story that is told in Hartlepool is that - in order to claim salvage of the French Ship that was wrecked on the coast - the fisherman had to prove that members of the crew were still on board.
Consequently, the monkey was deliberately put on trial and ( as everyone knew that the French were idiots) it was condemned to death and hung
A small price to pay (some thought) for the booty that would otherwise have gone to the crown.