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01 Dec 97 - 05:26 PM (#16947) Subject: Old time nutrition From: Eric Stern egstern@fnal.gov Does anyone have the words to "Give me that old time nutrition" parody? A couple of the verses go something like:
Hostess Twinkies sure are filling
Give me that old time nutrition |
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01 Dec 97 - 08:19 PM (#16958) Subject: RE: Old time nutrition From: Tim Jaques tjaques@netcom.ca No, but Junk Food Junkie is in the database. |
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04 Dec 97 - 10:48 AM (#17075) Subject: RE: Old time nutrition From: Whippoorwill Recently heard someone say, "Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat." |
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04 Dec 97 - 12:35 PM (#17082) Subject: RE: Old time nutrition From: Nonie Rider Colleen Savitsky's currently running around in a handmade shirt with pinecone-patterned fabric. She points out gleefully that it's her Euell Gibbons shirt ("D'ja ever eat a pine tree? Some parts are edible"), so she's wearing it to celebrate Yule.
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05 Dec 97 - 01:49 AM (#17130) Subject: RE: Old time nutrition From: Dale Rose . . . and here I thought we were going to talk about those great old time Southern eatin' songs.
Hoecakes, Hominy, and Sassafras Tea
And that's just a few, without trying very hard.
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05 Dec 97 - 11:29 AM (#17145) Subject: RE: Old time nutrition From: Earl "Take an Old Cold Tater and Wait" |
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05 Dec 97 - 12:23 PM (#17150) Subject: RE: Old time nutrition From: dick greenhaus You can always look up @food in the database.I particularly like What a Friend We Have in Cheeses |
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08 Sep 08 - 05:41 PM (#2434552) Subject: RE: Old time nutrition From: GUEST I remember them as something like: Give me that old time nutrition (x3) It's good enough for me. Hostess Twinkies are enriching (x3) The pockets of ITT Feed your TV TV dinners (x3) But don't feed them to me. Beyond that, you're on your own.... |
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08 Sep 08 - 05:52 PM (#2434565) Subject: RE: Old time nutrition From: Bill D guests......please sign your name. Why, yes, I AM feeling grumpy today. |
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08 Sep 08 - 06:16 PM (#2434590) Subject: RE: Old time nutrition From: Mark Ross Utah Phillips used to raise Christmas Monkeys. He said that they were Yule Gibbons. Mark Ross |
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08 Sep 08 - 06:51 PM (#2434623) Subject: RE: Old time nutrition From: The Fooles Troupe http://www.ibiblio.org/keefer/o07.htm Old Time Nutrition - Wyatt, Lorre/Traditional Pd - Old Time Religion 1. Wyatt, Lorre. Roots and Branches, Folk Legacy FSI-088, LP (1985), trk# B.01 |
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08 Sep 08 - 07:06 PM (#2434645) Subject: RE: Old time nutrition From: bobad For some who may be scratching their heads over Mark Ross' post: Yule Gibbons |
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08 Sep 08 - 07:08 PM (#2434647) Subject: RE: Old time nutrition From: Mark Ross Thanks, bobad. Mark Ross |
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08 Sep 16 - 12:24 PM (#3808969) Subject: Lyr Add: OLD TIME NUTRITION (Lorre Wyatt) From: Jim Dixon OLD TIME NUTRITION As recorded by Lorre Wyatt, Caroline Paton, John Guth, George Ward, & Robin Paton on Lorre Wyatt's album "Roots and Branches" 1985. Tune: "Old Time Religion" (except last verse) CHORUS: Gi' me that old-time nutrition. (3x) It's good enough for me. Feed your TV, TV dinners, (3x) But don't feed them to me. Hostess Twinkies sure are filling (3x) The pockets of I.T.T. They can sugar-coat the cornflakes (3x) But they can't sweet-talk me. While we clip those ten-cent coupons (3x) They're clipping you and me. They spend more on the package (3x) Than the stuff they stuff inside. In that long list of ingredients (3x) You might even find some food. [Tune: "Rock of Ages"] When I die don't bury me. I've been embalmed by BHT. |
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08 Sep 16 - 02:30 PM (#3808991) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Old Time Nutrition (Lorre Wyatt) From: Max |
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12 Sep 16 - 10:12 PM (#3809728) Subject: Lyr Add: HAM BEATS ALL MEAT (from Thomas Talley) From: Jim Dixon This was mentioned by Dale Rose on 05-Dec-1997: From Negro Folk Rhymes: Wise and Otherwise by Thomas W. Talley (New York: The Macmillan Company, 1922), page 67: HAM BEATS ALL MEAT Dem white folks set up in a Dinin' Room An' dey charve dat mutton an' lam'. De Nigger, he set 'hind de kitchen door, An' he eat up de good sweet ham. Dem white folks, dey set up an' look so fine, An' dey eats dat ole cow meat; But de Nigger grin an' he don't say much, Still he know how to git what's sweet. Deir ginger cakes taste right good sometimes, An' deir Cobblers an' deir jam. But fer every day an' Sunday too, Jest gimme de good sweet ham. [Chorus?] Ham beats all meat, Always good an' sweet. Ham beats all meat, I'se always ready to eat. You can bake it, bile it, fry it, stew it, An' still it's de good sweet ham. |
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12 Sep 16 - 10:26 PM (#3809730) Subject: Lyr Add: HAM BEATS ALL MEAT (from Dr Humphrey Bate From: Jim Dixon HAM BEATS ALL MEAT As recorded by Dr. Humphrey Bate & His Possum Hunters, 1928. 1. White folks go to butcher shop to buy that ol' cow meat. Darkeys go to the smokehouse and grab that ham that's sweet. CHORUS: Ham beats all meat (always good and sweet). Ham beats all meat (always ready for to eat). Ham beats all meat (always good and sweet). Ham beats all meat (always ready for to eat). 2. White folks in the dining room, eatin' on the mutton an' lamb, Darkeys in the kitchen, going for the good sweet ham. |