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Most Bizarre Song Titles

17 May 01 - 01:43 AM (#464429)
Subject: Most Bizarre Song Titles
From: Kaleea

What is the most bizarre song or song title you have ever seen or heard?


17 May 01 - 08:41 AM (#464552)
Subject: RE: Most Bizarre Song Titles
From: Charley Noble

"Armstrong Tourist Rest Home" by Frazer/DuBolt.


17 May 01 - 09:57 AM (#464597)
Subject: RE: Most Bizarre Song Titles
From: GUEST,Dita (at work)

Cilla Fisher once claimed to have heard a country song called -

"There's tears in my ears, as I lie on my back, and I cry in my bed over you"

love, john.


17 May 01 - 10:03 AM (#464607)
Subject: RE: Most Bizarre Song Titles
From: LR Mole

SWLABR, from Disraeli Gears. Said to be an acronym for She Walks (Was?)Like A Bearded Rainbow. Good song, though.


17 May 01 - 11:06 AM (#464654)
Subject: RE: Most Bizarre Song Titles
From: Dunkle

Dave Van Ronk did a song called "If I had to do it all over again, I'd do it all over you".


17 May 01 - 11:23 AM (#464671)
Subject: RE: Most Bizarre Song Titles
From: mousethief

And of course Pink Floyd's "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Listening to a Pict"

Alex


17 May 01 - 11:25 AM (#464676)
Subject: RE: Most Bizarre Song Titles
From: Pseudolus

How about "I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal"?

Frank


17 May 01 - 11:39 AM (#464700)
Subject: RE: Most Bizarre Song Titles
From: GUEST,UB Dan

25 or 6 to 4
What the f---?


17 May 01 - 11:42 AM (#464706)
Subject: RE: Most Bizarre Song Titles
From: robomatic

Two Country Songs, one I've heard: "She left me for a middle-aged blind dwarf for the good sex" and one I have not heard but felt:"I'm so miserable without you darling it's almost like having you here."


17 May 01 - 11:50 AM (#464710)
Subject: RE: Most Bizarre Song Titles
From: Matt_R

"Love Is Better Than A Warm Trombone" and "Chicken Bones" are two good ones from Gomez. Their latest album is called Abandonded Shopping Trolley Hotline

Mansun is also notorious for strangely names songs, such as "Stripper Vicar," "The Chad Who Loved Me", and Mansun's reputedly only love song, called "Mansun's Only Love Song".


17 May 01 - 11:56 AM (#464714)
Subject: RE: Most Bizarre Song Titles
From: Mountain Dog

"Put Your Snout to the Spout Where the Gospel Comes Out", a homespun revival hymn my father chanced upon in his early years as a minister. Unfortunately, he didn't remember any lines or the tune, but the title has always stuck in my head!


17 May 01 - 12:09 PM (#464729)
Subject: RE: Most Bizarre Song Titles
From: Mountain Dog

There's also Cole Porter's infamous war-time ditty:

"I'm A Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mamma Doing the Beat-o, Beat-o, Flat-on-my-Seat-o Hirohito Blues", recorded by Der Bingle in the early 40s.

It ain't folk (though perhaps almost as queer as), but it does qualify for bizarre...


17 May 01 - 12:13 PM (#464734)
Subject: RE: Most Bizarre Song Titles
From: mousethief

UB Dan -- it's just a guy who can't read time. It's either 25 to 4 or 26 to 4. 25 or 6 to 4. Doesn't take a PhD.


17 May 01 - 01:00 PM (#464776)
Subject: RE: Most Bizarre Song Titles
From: Charley Noble

"Hot Tub of Tears" from the Austin Lounge Lizards.


17 May 01 - 01:04 PM (#464779)
Subject: RE: Most Bizarre Song Titles
From: GUEST,UB Dan

I dunno...is it just a coincidnece that I didn't get it and I don't have a PhD...maybe if he said 3:34 or 5 I would have gotten it...thanks for clearing it up...those crazy Chicago kids


17 May 01 - 01:35 PM (#464807)
Subject: RE: Most Bizarre Song Titles
From: mousethief

Yeah it was doubtless the pollution from the heavy industry there that addled their brains.

Then again the whole song is a little addled (which I think is the point of the song, but I can't be sure -- I never did the drugs those guys did).


"Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through the Goalposts of Life)" is another great song title.


17 May 01 - 02:47 PM (#464907)
Subject: RE: Most Bizarre Song Titles
From: GUEST,marsh hawk

a couple I like from the old KFAT days are: My girl passed out in her supper (by kinky friedman) Your getting bothered doesn't marry me (artist unknown)


17 May 01 - 02:51 PM (#464912)
Subject: RE: Most Bizarre Song Titles
From: GUEST,JTT

The old music hall song Susannah's a Funnyful Man


17 May 01 - 03:17 PM (#464936)
Subject: RE: Most Bizarre Song Titles
From: GUEST,UB Dan

The Smith's and Morrissey had a number of wierd titles...like "You're the one for me fatty" and "Girlfriend in a Coma"