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BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'

07 Jun 01 - 03:23 PM (#478603)
Subject: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: katlaughing

From the horse's as...oops, I mean mouth himself, re' his "oral rehab":

I am home at Connie's place and things went just fine. We got in at 6 AM and they did the "do" at about 8. The doc said everything went well and I have some swelling and that kind of thing, but basically feel pretty good. Karen is going out for pain meds and and in about 3 days, things should be healed enough for real food.

That's one down and one to go, Spawdarlin'....so good to know this one went well!!

luvyakat


07 Jun 01 - 03:34 PM (#478611)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Gary T

Glad to hear things are headed in the right direction, Spaw. You get well, now, y'hear?


07 Jun 01 - 03:34 PM (#478613)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: MMario

good. course, we know they can't completly rehabilate him in just one session - but heck ... someone was willing to try.


07 Jun 01 - 03:36 PM (#478616)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: mousethief

Get well soon, you old softie!

Alex


07 Jun 01 - 03:43 PM (#478621)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Kim C

Since I'm leaving this afternoon will someone be so kind as to please send my regards along? Luvya Spaw!

Cheers---- KFC


07 Jun 01 - 03:46 PM (#478622)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Justa Picker

Glad to hear it 'Spaw. Sent you a joke which I am sure you will appreciate via PM....when you're up and able.


07 Jun 01 - 03:55 PM (#478630)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Mary in Kentucky

Rehabilitate Spaw's mouth?????? ;-)

GET WELL SOON!

I'll send along a joke as soon as I remember it.


07 Jun 01 - 03:55 PM (#478631)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: wysiwyg

Huh? Whazzat? This just a head job, not the chest job yet?

~S~


07 Jun 01 - 03:58 PM (#478634)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Hollowfox

Starting at the top and working down, eh?


07 Jun 01 - 04:02 PM (#478639)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: MMario

yeah - had to have his dentist sign off before da vinci can have at him.


07 Jun 01 - 04:14 PM (#478651)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: SINSULL

SPAW SAYS:"BITE ME"
SINS SAYS: "WHERE, LOVE?"


07 Jun 01 - 04:16 PM (#478654)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: katlaughing

Yeah and the oral surgeons called it "oral rehabilitation!" He'll never live that one down!

KimC, have fun on your vacation. He will see your good wishes, I am sure, as he will be back home, tomorrow. First three days we may not hear much out of him, but I am sure he'll be reading, at least, unless the painkillers lay him out cold.

There ain't no rehab for repeat offenders....**VBG**


07 Jun 01 - 04:23 PM (#478663)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Mark Clark

So is that like a mouth transplant? Please give him my best.

      - Mark


07 Jun 01 - 04:33 PM (#478668)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Lonesome EJ

Half way through the valve and ring job, Grease? Your power plant will be humming, man. In the immortal words of the NYCFTS namesake, long may you run!


07 Jun 01 - 04:40 PM (#478675)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)

If a girl says "Bite Me" I ask where and how hard? but in your case Spaw.... Get well soon; and hope it doesnt hurt when you laugh. Yours, Aye. Dave


07 Jun 01 - 04:55 PM (#478684)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Dave Swan

So pureed possum for the next week or two, huh?

D


07 Jun 01 - 04:59 PM (#478685)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: JenEllen

Get to feeling better. Maybe by the time this is all over I'll be able to say 'oral rehabilitation' without laughing. *bg-did it again....shit....*

~yerJE


07 Jun 01 - 05:19 PM (#478695)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Morticia

Erm, Spaw darling..I kinda forgot it was today and I.....erm.....look, just don't open your e-mail , or at least not the ones from me....at least not yet....erm....sorry?


07 Jun 01 - 05:20 PM (#478696)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: bbc

Big Mick said the same thing at the Mudcat session at the Getaway 2 years ago. I said, "Ok!" I think I shocked him. ;)

love,

bbc


07 Jun 01 - 05:33 PM (#478710)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Sorcha

I think he is going to be a lot more sore than he thinks he is going to be. I have had wisdom teeth out, root canals, fillings, cleanings,crowns, etc. but never more than one thing at a time..........and the One Thing (except for cleaning/scaling) is bad enough, let alone all at once.

Take your pain pills, dearie. Don't try to macho it out! Get well!


07 Jun 01 - 06:07 PM (#478745)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Jim the Bart

Not until he's well enough to bite back - hope that's really soon!

All the best
Bart


07 Jun 01 - 06:27 PM (#478761)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Banjer

Big Deal!!! So some hot shot dentist tried to rebuild (or rehab if you rather) Spaw's mouth....The REAL challenge will be for the poor Doctor that takes on the challenge of repairing that burnt out afterburner of Spaws...after all the braaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwppppppppssssss that have emited from there, not to mention all the ones that got lit, there can not be much left to work with! Get better soon and let us know how this latest challenge is going!


07 Jun 01 - 06:40 PM (#478773)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: harpgirl

...I thought he was having a brain and organ (yes, that kind!) transplant....too bad....he doesn't need a bigger mouth...hg


07 Jun 01 - 08:40 PM (#478831)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: GUEST,asl4162@mediaone.net

Harpgirl: i am desparately looking for a John Hartford song that contains the lyric "that all depends on the six o'clock train and the girl with green eyes". can you help???

thanks!!!

amy


07 Jun 01 - 09:05 PM (#478852)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Jeri

I wonder if the oral surgeon had any idea where that mouth has been!

Seriously, Spaw, I'm glad this step is over, and I hope you feel better sooner than you expect to. At least the mouth heals really fast. Just stay away from possom butts for a while.


07 Jun 01 - 09:12 PM (#478856)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: SINSULL

Poor Spaw. When I had all my wisdom teeth out at once, I was a dead ringer for Richard Nixon. Bet he resembles Neil Young. Right down to the scary eyes after all those pain killers. Do we need to reserve a room? Or is Spaw's suite ready? Really am sympathetic...really.


07 Jun 01 - 09:15 PM (#478857)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Naemanson

Oral rehab on Spaw. Somehow that seems to go with Ripley's Believe It Or Not museum that the boys visited.

Now, Pat, you sit quietly and follow all of Karen's advice and admonishments. Take the good drugs and grin happily through the swelling.

Hope you feel better soon.

Brett


07 Jun 01 - 09:50 PM (#478894)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: GUEST,Dancing Mom

Hang in there Spaw. Remember, "Better living through chemistry." Take your pain meds. Sharon


07 Jun 01 - 10:21 PM (#478920)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Susan A-R

Bother! The day before your birthday!!!??? Well, some of the best substances are liquids, although the painkillers don't mix with em so good. Heal fast, and get your mouth back on line soon.


08 Jun 01 - 01:50 AM (#479021)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Liz the Squeak

Go on, just give us a a big suck!!! Hope all is well, take care.

XX


08 Jun 01 - 02:20 AM (#479028)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Amos

When I think of oral rehab for you, Big Pat, I envision this long string of tired, disappointed and demoralized jolly walkers slowly giving up and dragging their way back to their call-mobiles parked on your road, shaking their heads in wonder at the incredible that finally came to pass -- the one they couldn' resurrect -- blond, redhead, young and old, all fallen in their pride as they gave their best and somehow found it wanting. Oh, the SHAME of it!!!

'Tis Pride doth come before the fall; We know to be the law!
But one who fell, comes not at all!
The doxies say of Spaw.
They shake their curls in deep amaze
They sense perdition's maw;Who once made stand such brave arrays
No standing found, with Spaw!

A


08 Jun 01 - 09:16 AM (#479150)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: GUEST,Amos

A better job:

'Tis Pride doth come before the fall

We know to be the law

But one who fell, comes not at all!

The Doxies say of Spaw.

 They shake their curls in deep amaze

 They sense Perdition's maw;

Who once made stand such brave arrays

 No Standing found, with Spaw!


08 Jun 01 - 09:47 AM (#479172)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Fortunato


'spaw best wishes for your oralectomy. And remember, always tell your dentist you are a proctologist and someday you'll return the favor. Feel better, Chance.



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08 Jun 01 - 10:27 AM (#479200)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Irish sergeant

Spaw: Get better soon. Meanwhile Happy Birthday. By the way Oral Rehabilitation would make a great name for a late sixties- early seventies rock band Hmmm. Kindest reguards, Neil


08 Jun 01 - 01:40 PM (#479311)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: gnu

Mmmmmffffmmmmhhhmmmm ? No, I'll just have a brew. You keep the pain killers for yourself, but thanks for asking. Take care, bud.


08 Jun 01 - 02:00 PM (#479323)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: lady penelope

I say , just lose ALL the teeth and get some falsies, my mum swears with/by them.

I can send you some nice recipes for soup if you like ( duck ). Just don't let you mouth heal up too much. Hey if all your teeth fall out 'cos of infections and that, you can try for being a champion 'gurner'.

There's always a bright side to these things.

TTFN M'Lady P. aka PollyAnna


08 Jun 01 - 02:30 PM (#479343)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: catspaw49

I'm going to require about an hour to compose and write what I want to say about Bill, Ian, and Sam, so I'll stick a couple of others up first.......starting with this one.

For those of you who predicted great pain and all of that.......you lose, and I'm tickled to death!!! I have no pain at all as far as the mouth goes and just some minor swelling. I have a sore throat from the anesthesia, but that's about it....and with no pain pills!

This couldn't have gone better. We got to the hospital at 6 AM and I was in the O.R. at 7:30. Woke up 3 hours later with a ton of packing in my mouth and nose and groggy, but when we left the hospital at 2 PM, I had only light bleeding and swelling. The swelling should pass in 3-4 days. I even had a half hot dog and an order of fries for lunch!!!

I had to have a clean bill of dental health prior to the heart surgery and now all the work is done. The problem came from years of not going to the dentist and a severe jaw injury that cracked all of my upper teeth. Most of the uppers from the bicuspids back on both sides had, over the years, broken off at the gumline. So this was a major "rehabilitation." They also filled several lowers, and the repaired the upper front teeth....and gave me a nice cleaning to boot. Wayne had a similar situation and went to the dentist for several months, each trip resulting in far more pain that I have now. I got lucky I guess.........and I hope my luck holds for another few weeks.

Thanks to all of you for your fine wishes and now, on to the big one!

Spaw


08 Jun 01 - 02:38 PM (#479346)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: katlaughing

WOW! Spaw, that is just grand!! The next one will go as well, I am sure!!

luvyakat


08 Jun 01 - 02:45 PM (#479350)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: gnu

Great news. Thanks for the update.


08 Jun 01 - 02:50 PM (#479355)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Caitrin

Hey, 'spaw! Hope recovery continues to go so smoothly as it has thus far. *hugs* ~Caits


09 Jun 01 - 02:25 PM (#479769)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall)

Spaw,

Will you still be able to eat your vegemite? God, I hope not. Remember, I'm down wind of you in Pittsburgh. Just kidding, get well soon.

Speaking of downwind of you, it looks like I'll be in your neck of the woods a couple times this summer, God willing. When I know for sure, I'll drop you a line. I'm hoping to go to the Dublin Ohio Irish Festival, and an Gaeltacht Weekend in Columbus.

At any rate (even 4.5%), I hope you're feeling your old self, soon.

Rich


09 Jun 01 - 02:59 PM (#479781)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)

I'm glad to hear the mouth-off went better than expected. Will you actually be resting that jaw of yours, or are you still able to, well, be your usual self?


10 Jun 01 - 12:46 AM (#480054)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Sam Pirt

From Gill - Sam's mum

Hi Spaw - pleased to hear the good news. All of these concerned people sure know how to give sympathy - I've laughed all the way down each reply.

Next step is heart surgery you say? Can't imagine the crazy messages for that - how many threads will you need?

Take care - Gill


10 Jun 01 - 02:55 AM (#480080)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: roopoo

I had a wisdom tooth out the day before a friend's wedding. At the reception his brother breathed a sigh of relief when I mentioned what had been going on, because he thought that I had been slugged! On all the photographs I am facing the same way to hide the "no neck" effect! At least, being a bottom - sorry Spaw - LOWER tooth, I had no black eye.

The worst part was having the damn thing dug out under local anaesthetic!

Andrea


10 Jun 01 - 04:00 AM (#480088)
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From: Metchosin

glad it went well Spaw!


10 Jun 01 - 04:07 AM (#480089)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Liz the Squeak

That's good, when they took my wisdom teeth out, they managed to crack my jaw and leave splinters of bone floating round - still finding them 15 years later when I had to have the damage done to the tooth next to the hole repaired!!

Take care and don't go eating chewy toffees for a while!

LTS


10 Jun 01 - 08:51 PM (#480524)
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From: Susan A-R

Now for that Pad Thai and Mee Krob and . . .


11 Jun 01 - 06:07 PM (#481120)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw says 'BITE ME!'
From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall)

Spaw,

You better not let Cleigh here you say that. Not with as mad as he is right now!! He just might! And one could hardly blame him. Leaving him on a shelf when you have guests, indeed!

Rich


11 Jun 01 - 09:04 PM (#481245)
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From: Naemanson

Gil, Spaw's heart surgery is a simple procedure. It appears he has too much heart and it conflicts with the curmudgeon attitude in his brain causing ulcers and bad tempers. So the doctors are removing part of the heart to try to bring him in line with his "attitude".

I predict the operation will be a success and he will heal completely. However I also predict he will continue to be a nice guy no matter how much they do to his chest.


12 Jun 01 - 01:54 AM (#481371)
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From: Seamus Kennedy

Hey Spaw, did the surgeon stand inside or outside to do his work? Suck well, and heal soon.

Seamus