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14 Jun 01 - 03:51 AM (#483110) Subject: Parody: Blowing in the Wind From: Murray MacLeod A friend sent me these lyrics. I am not sure who wrote them (maybe Christine Lavin?) but this was recorded by the Chenille Sisters. I think it is funny, although I don't ever see myself singing it ............................ Blowing in the Wind How many roads must a man drive down Before he admits he is lost? Why when a man becomes married is he Unable to find his own socks? How many times will it take 'til he knows He's seen the Three Stooges enough? The answer, my friend, I cannot comprehend, The answer I cannot comprehend. How many shows can a man surf through Before the remote burns out? Why does he think that an intimate gift Is a Dustbuster Plus for the house? How many sounds can a man's body make Before he sleeps on the couch? The answer, my friend, is take two aspirin, The answer is take two aspirin. Why when we go for a romantic drive Do we wind up at Builder's Square again? How many nights will he leave the seat up So I land on cold porcelain? How men really feel is a mystery to me And prob'ly a mystery to them. The answer, girlfriend, is driving me to gin, The answer is driving me to gin. |
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14 Jun 01 - 03:57 AM (#483113) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Parody: Blowing in the Wind From: catspaw49 Cute Murray! Was that the one you were looking for a while back? Spaw |
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14 Jun 01 - 06:27 AM (#483158) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Parody: Blowing in the Wind From: Murray MacLeod Yeah, that's the one Spaw. And why is it that parts of the song remind me irresistibly of you ? :-) Murray |
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14 Jun 01 - 06:59 AM (#483170) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Parody: Blowing in the Wind From: kendall Very clever, I might learn this myself! |
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16 Jun 01 - 01:18 PM (#485025) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Parody: Blowing in the Wind From: Art Thieme How much wood must a woodchuck chuck, Before he chucks enough wood? And how many knees must a Negro grow, Before he grows enough knees? Yes an' how many poles must a polack lock Before he locks enough poles? The answer my friend Is blowin' out your end The answer is blowing in the wind. Art Thieme (not sure where I heard this.) |
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16 Jun 01 - 02:01 PM (#485043) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Parody: Blowing in the Wind From: mousethief Hmmm. Where are the people decrying the man-bashing? I'm sure they'll be by later. Alex |
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17 Jun 01 - 12:24 PM (#485456) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Parody: Blowing in the Wind From: Charley Noble But where are the lyrics to "The Ants are Blowing in the Wind"? :-( |
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17 Jun 01 - 12:35 PM (#485460) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Parody: Blowing in the Wind From: WyoWoman Ok, ok. Fine. I decry the man-bashing.And I'm learning this song immediately. Why, I wonder, am I learning more parodies than actual songs these days? ww |