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09 Jul 01 - 03:34 PM (#502251) Subject: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Liz the Squeak I am truly honoured that you should start a whole thread about me.... There is only one thing worse than being talked about. And that is NOT being talked about. Thank you. Trying to identify you would be like trying to nail fog to the wall. Just rest assured that if I do ever find you, I will give you a great big hug. You need it. LTS |
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09 Jul 01 - 03:37 PM (#502255) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: SINSULL Or you could sit on him/her...Thank you for your graceful handling of this nonsense Liz. You are a treasure. |
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09 Jul 01 - 03:40 PM (#502261) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Clinton Hammond This place needs a moderator! |
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09 Jul 01 - 03:43 PM (#502267) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Lonesome EJ or a Program. "Git yer programs here. Can't tell a thing that's going on without a program!" |
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09 Jul 01 - 03:47 PM (#502273) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: mousethief Does the program come with a scorecard? Alex |
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09 Jul 01 - 03:49 PM (#502275) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: gnu No Clinton. Guest NEEDED a proper upbringing. It's unfortunate that some are deprived and turn out depraved. |
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09 Jul 01 - 03:55 PM (#502284) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Mrrzy Hey, as a parent, I have to admit that you can do everything right and kids can STILL turn out )*&^)^ed up. That's my story and no matter what the twins do, I'm sticking to it! |
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09 Jul 01 - 04:01 PM (#502297) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: mousethief I've written several thousand programs in the time I've been a programmer. If I had an outdoors job, I'm sure my arse would be much smaller. But it's my gut that's the real problem. Alex |
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09 Jul 01 - 04:03 PM (#502302) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: gnu I know Mrrzy, but this idiot obviously never had a chance. His parent(s) must have been )*&^)^ed up severly. Hey ! He said it first. I was just... what are you hitting me for ? He said it first !!! |
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09 Jul 01 - 04:05 PM (#502307) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: mousethief Or they were $&#$$*&##'d up severally. Alex |
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09 Jul 01 - 04:54 PM (#502345) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Linda Kelly Well Liz, if it's good enough for Jennifer Lopez -it's good enough fer you and me! |
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09 Jul 01 - 05:10 PM (#502354) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Burke Great attitude, Liz! It seems to me Fergie got lots a comments on hers, you're in good company. |
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09 Jul 01 - 05:38 PM (#502365) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Geoff the Duck I will sing in the praise of a well padded woman! I was honoured to be hugged by Liz the Squeak when she recently dropped into the Jug! Quack!!! Geoff the Duck! |
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09 Jul 01 - 05:40 PM (#502367) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Kim C I have decreased the size of my arse, however it is still tattooed. And like Alex, if I didn't sit at this desk all day, it never would have increased in size to begin with. Anyway I saw an episode of Ricki Lake one day devoted to large-bottomed women, and don't you know, there are many MANY people who find such attractive. Buxom curvy women are appreciated and loved by lots of folks. I had a boyfriend in college once who told me I looked fat and this was when I was way under 120lb! Some people are just jerks, no matter what. Anyway Liz I have never seen your bum and frankly don't give a rip about its size. You are all right by me. :-) |
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09 Jul 01 - 05:46 PM (#502372) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Áine Goodness, Kim! I feel a definite 'thread drift' comin' on . . . especially when some our favourite 'Catters of the male persuasion see your last message . . . You go, Girl! ;-) -- Áine |
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09 Jul 01 - 05:53 PM (#502377) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: SharonA To quote from Queen, we "make the rockin' world go 'round" — Liz, I admire your aplomb. I don't think I would have handled the situation so gracefully. SharonA |
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09 Jul 01 - 05:56 PM (#502382) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Amergin Well done, Liz, well done... |
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09 Jul 01 - 05:59 PM (#502385) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: mousethief Liz is the picture of grace. Hear, hear about men who aren't turned on by bony women. Then again I'm a weirdo. I fell in love with my (now) wife over the internet, sight unseen. We've been married 4 years as of next Thursday (the 19th). Just as happy now as then, if not more so. (No, she's not bony. Anything else is none of your business.) So when I say "it's the mind, the heart that matter" -- my experience backs me up! Alex |
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09 Jul 01 - 06:00 PM (#502386) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Naemanson Liz, what counts is heart, and this guy obviously needs one. You're still all right in my book and now my esteem has risen a few notches because of how you have handled the idiot who posted those messages. And I agree with Mrzzy. "...you can do everything right and kids can STILL turn out )*&^)^ed up." That's my story too and no matter what my kids do, I'm sticking to it! |
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09 Jul 01 - 06:08 PM (#502392) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Celtic Soul New though I am, I have to add my kudos to the rest. That was a truly gracious response, and I commend you on your calm and aplomb. We could do with more of that sort in the world. Thanks for modeling that, I know I need the lesson occasionally myself.
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09 Jul 01 - 06:14 PM (#502396) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: McGrath of Harlow The thread title here is a great first line. It's got swagger. Francois Villon could have used it (if he'd been writing in English.) |
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09 Jul 01 - 06:18 PM (#502403) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Angie Dear Liz, to my knowledge we have never met. One more arse on a bike can only be a good thing irrespective of size. Good luck with your test. |
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09 Jul 01 - 06:24 PM (#502414) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: kendall My kids turned out ok in SPITE of me. I've never met a woman who didn't think her arse was too big, that's how it is supposed to be. Personally women like Twiggy are an instant "hard off" to me! It must be like sleeping with a bicycle. |
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09 Jul 01 - 06:30 PM (#502423) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Liz the Squeak Hey Mal, this fat bottomed girl may well be getting her bike at the weekend!!! Watch out skinny bikers!!! LTS |
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09 Jul 01 - 06:43 PM (#502433) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: TishA Wow! Congratulations Alex & Mrs Alex. July 19th. Tish & I are up for our 1st. two days later. Good stuff to celebrate on your thread Liz. Thanks for the space! Chip A. |
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09 Jul 01 - 06:48 PM (#502441) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Mountain Dog I think the sort of moderation and consideration needed around this place are the sort so beautifully demonstrated by Liz in her opening post. Thanks for your tact and wit, Liz. |
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09 Jul 01 - 07:03 PM (#502457) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Amos Nicely turned, Liz darlin!!! Kudo to both of you!:>) A |
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09 Jul 01 - 07:09 PM (#502461) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Uncle_DaveO Not really on the subject of this thread (STRANGE! _THAT'S_ NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!), I have to confess a sneaking admiration for GUEST. I don't remember EVER seeing a troll get so much play on Mudcat, and in so short a time. Since controversy is clearly what he/she (I'd bet on he) is after, without any real interest evident in any of the subject matter, he's been really successful. It's been said before, but I will say it again: Ignore him, fergooness sake! Okay, "Physician, heal thyself!" That's the last word you'll see on Mudcat either to or about GUEST. Dave Oesterreich |
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09 Jul 01 - 07:11 PM (#502462) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Angie liz don't know how big your bum is and don't care, you seem like a smashin' wee wummin |
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09 Jul 01 - 07:21 PM (#502474) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Sourdough David O: Normally I would agree whole-heartedly with you about ignoring ignorami such as Guestus Stupidus but Liz has been so delightful and the Mudcatters so much to the point that I think it has been worthwhile. I think the Guest must be getting cold comfort from his realization that he's been pretty much dismissed as not only crude and ignorant, but even ineffective in his chosen field. I have learned a lot about Mudcat from this. Sourdough
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09 Jul 01 - 07:29 PM (#502486) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: GUEST Liz, as a person with his own size problems(ass AND gut), I can only say that riding a bicycle behind a larger person is great! They break the wind for everyone else...wait a minute, that means something else over there...never mind... |
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09 Jul 01 - 07:30 PM (#502487) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: GUEST,artbrooks@work Last post was me...sorry, forgot to enter guest name. |
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09 Jul 01 - 07:35 PM (#502492) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Lonesome EJ Liz, you got more than your share of class. No wonder there wasn't much left over for the guy who started this whole business. |
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09 Jul 01 - 07:39 PM (#502500) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Mrs.Duck Mine's bigger than yours!! Can I have my own thread too?? |
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09 Jul 01 - 07:52 PM (#502519) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Matthew Edwards Nice response Liz. While I would generally agree that postings like the original ought to be ignored, it is good to see how Liz's friends have rallied to her support.Anyway here's a limerick for her: If you think that my arse is too big, Let me tell you I don't give a fig. You are wholly irrelevant; So spoke the elephant, As she stepped on the ant in a jig. |
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09 Jul 01 - 08:38 PM (#502554) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Snuffy "Does my bum look big in this?" Who cares? Sock it to 'em, Liz. Wassail! V |
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09 Jul 01 - 08:46 PM (#502560) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Cobble We LOVE you LIZ. The Cobble Clan. |
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09 Jul 01 - 09:18 PM (#502582) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: 8_Pints The sexiest thing about any women to me is her brain and her smile! *BG* Am I in danger of stereo-typing you? Bob vG |
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09 Jul 01 - 11:10 PM (#502664) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Chip2447 A tip of my hat to Liz. Well done. Chip2447, who by his own defination is a lard butt. |
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10 Jul 01 - 01:25 AM (#502719) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Liz the Squeak Hey 8 pints, what ya doin tonight?!! Matthew - what an honour, a limerick about me!!! Gorsh!! And such a good one too!!! LTS |
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10 Jul 01 - 03:36 AM (#502750) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: mooman Good on you Liz! Now about that motorbike....! mooman |
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10 Jul 01 - 03:52 AM (#502759) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: mooman Good on you Liz! Now about that motorbike....! mooman |
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10 Jul 01 - 03:57 AM (#502761) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Aidan Crossey Liz ... Despite what any of us think of Geoffrey Boycott (and for most of us he will gone down in our estimation after the revelations about manhandling his missus), he *did* however have a great put down for someone who accused him of having a big arse, to wit: "It takes a big hammer to drive a long nail." I'd like to be able to handle such abuse as you took with the type of aplomb which you demonstrated. |
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10 Jul 01 - 04:38 AM (#502783) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: sian, west wales You've played a blinder there, Liz. My hats off to you. sian |
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10 Jul 01 - 05:00 AM (#502794) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: KitKat Dear Liz I think you should take heart from the old Jake Thackery song: "I love a good bum on a woman, it makes my day ..." Pat |
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10 Jul 01 - 05:00 AM (#502795) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: KingBrilliant Well done Liz! Kris |
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10 Jul 01 - 05:05 AM (#502798) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: GUEST,Dita (at work) Liz, I know not the size of your nether regions, however I do know that you have a heart that spans the world, love, and much respect, john. |
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10 Jul 01 - 06:42 AM (#502831) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Liz, you got class! Big hug for you! ((((((((((LIZ)))))))))) |
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10 Jul 01 - 06:49 AM (#502836) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Bagpuss I would like to complain on behalf of all the *bony* and *bicycle like* women who suddenly get the backlash whenever someone makes a comment about someoes larger size. Why pick on us? We didn't start it! I'm bony and I'm proud! :-P Bagpuss (the saggy old bag of bones) |
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10 Jul 01 - 06:56 AM (#502840) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Gervase Bloody hell, a bloke's spoiled for choice here - either big and bouncy and lean and svelte! I can't help but wonder, though - did the anonymous guest ever clap eyes on Liz's arse? I've seen plenty bigger. |
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10 Jul 01 - 07:02 AM (#502843) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Naemanson DaveO, I am posting here because I refused to post on the thread that our misanthropic GUEST started. The purpose of this thread is not to continue controversy but to support Liz in her gracious turning of the barb. This thread could (and I stress the word "could") convince other trolls that this behavior is a useless gesture on the Mudcat. I imagine the troll reading this and feeling his guts twist because he couldn't get a rise out of the members. Of course, I could be wrong... If you want to discuss this and still refuse to post I will entertain a PM on the subject. Brett |
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10 Jul 01 - 08:11 AM (#502880) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: GUEST,Kernow John Way to go Liz........handled with style! KJ |
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10 Jul 01 - 09:19 AM (#502942) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Jimmy C Hey Liz. You've got a big heart and that's all that matters. LOL Jimmy |
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10 Jul 01 - 11:38 AM (#503076) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: GUEST,jayohjo Liz you ROCK bigstyle. Wish I could handle things with as much class as you have. Jayohjo XXX |
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10 Jul 01 - 11:46 AM (#503090) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull I agree, Well Done Liz |
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10 Jul 01 - 12:14 PM (#503125) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Jeremiah McCaw I get the impression that all the votes are in. The result? Liz is absobloominlutely a class act, and "Guest" ain't. PS: Until some computer genius finds out who he is, could we not refer to him as "Jack Arse"? |
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10 Jul 01 - 12:22 PM (#503133) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: GUEST,JohnB Hey LTS, do I have to insult your Reubenesque bits, or is there some other way of getting a Hug out of you. I personally prefer the nicer approach. BTW, what's the difference between a counterfit dollar and making love to a skinny woman. A counterfit dollar is a phony buck, Bye Bye playmates. JohnB |
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10 Jul 01 - 06:40 PM (#503488) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Liz the Squeak Oooh John B, that's going into the system.. you naughty boy!!! Besides, when you've out heckled Derek Brimstone and been insulted by the boring old fart himself, ain't nothing in the world can touch you again.... Thank you everyone for your kind messages and comments. LTS |
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10 Jul 01 - 06:52 PM (#503497) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Big Mick A bit of a confession here. I have found Liz's online personality to be extremely attractive. She is one I have looked forward to meeting some time. And now she tells me, as a dear friend of mine would say, is "blessed". Be still my beating heart. Can't wait to sing songs with this one...............LOL. Easy, FAIR ONE, it is just an observation.............hahahahaha Mick |
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11 Jul 01 - 12:05 AM (#503696) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Jeremiah McCaw Come to think of it, my Glen Reid acoustic bass has been described as "Reubenesque". And that's just fine. |
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11 Jul 01 - 12:46 AM (#503707) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Liz the Squeak OOh Big Mick - you also say the nicest things.... Shall we just have a fat arse worshippers meeting somewhere? LTS (blushing....after all, my cookie describes me...... so yours...?) |
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11 Jul 01 - 01:24 PM (#504170) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Kim C This is neither here nor there... but several years ago I saw Dolly Parton on the Carson show and she said she was designing a new line of jeans called Lardashe. ;-) |
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11 Jul 01 - 02:14 PM (#504215) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Art Thieme You folks should all go live at an abandoned arsenal. There's one available in the middle of the Mississippi River---between Illinois and Iowa---at Rock Island, Illinois. Art Thieme |
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11 Jul 01 - 06:01 PM (#504462) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Liz the Squeak Art - not a million miles away, across the river is the Woolwich Arsenal - and my dad was a lifelong supporter! I've seen what you do to islands over there, if they haven't got Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage rampaging all over them, then they're full of arse eating dinosaurs, and I ain't being made into dino kibble for anyone!!! Wouldn't mind the rampaging with Sean Connery though..... LTS |
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12 Jul 01 - 06:07 PM (#505315) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Liz the Squeak Ah, thank heaven, looks like my arse has finally dropped off the bottom.... Doh!! LTS |
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12 Jul 01 - 06:10 PM (#505317) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Mrs.Duck Maybe we could all move to Crouch End |
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13 Jul 01 - 08:00 PM (#506103) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Geoff the Duck Will the Arse Worshipping take place on the night of a Full Moon??? There is a good beer garden at the Dysart Arms in Bunbury, Cheshire. You could hold it at Nether End (near Bakewell [if you don't mind the Tarts]), but it is probably best to avoid Nether Wallop (Hampshire) and Nether Padley (also near Bakewell). Just name the place! Quack!!! GtD |
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14 Jul 01 - 02:52 AM (#506223) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Liz the Squeak Steeple Bumstead, full moon, when there's Rs in the month. I pass through Nether Wallop often. Never dared stop.... Nether meaning hidden, I always wonder where it's going to come from.... not been caught yet!! Of course, the originator of the offensive thread obviously comes from Pratt's Bottom.... LTS |
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14 Jul 01 - 03:07 AM (#506229) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Liz the Squeak Sorry, left the p out of Bumpstead... it's silent, like in bath. LTS |
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14 Jul 01 - 03:36 AM (#506236) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Angie Haa haa, there are some excellent gags on here today. V. funny. As for the originator (or head) of these f** a*** threads, perhaps our 'guest' is named Richard ! Who ever was responsible, I thankyou, not for the cause but for the consequence. This is such fun. LST have another pat on the back. Mal |
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14 Jul 01 - 04:43 AM (#506252) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: lady penelope Here Liz, ever wonder how much Monet would have paid us for modelling? As some of our chums across the water are want to say "You GO girl!" Or possibly " Talk to the hand 'cos the arse ain't listening!" The thing that offended me the most was the complete lack of any effort put into the jibe ( it was no way near good enough to be called an insult ). I'm with Cyrano on this one, if you're gonna pick an obvious feature the LEAST you can do is be creative about it! Let's find out who it is and SIT on them! TTFN M'Lady P.
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14 Jul 01 - 10:47 AM (#506368) Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: JudeL "name removed's" ass has already made a major impression on him without even sitting on him (you didn't did you?). But No, sitting on him would be too good for him , given Guests obvious interest(bordering on obsession) he'd probably enjoy it far too much, Jude |