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25 Jul 01 - 11:57 AM (#514277) Subject: tasteless Parting Glass parody From: Jacob B At the Robin Hood Fair (at Hammond Castle in Gloucester Mass., weekend of July 14/15) Friar Tuck sang a song about his one true love, and how she was killed by the explosion that occurred when he lit a match to find out what the foul aroma was after they made love. Now, far be it from me to imply that I would sing such a tasteless song myself, :) but I'm sure some people would enjoy seeing the words. So, does anyone know the words to The Farting Lass? By the way, before posting this thread I did a Digitrad and Forum search for the song (of course.) When Farting Lass didn't show up, I did a search on the word "farting". Did you know that there are 35 screens worth of postings which include the word "farting" in them? (Just one of those interesting pieces of trivia.) |
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25 Jul 01 - 12:17 PM (#514294) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: tasteless Parting Glass parody From: MMario Jacob - if you are very very good I will give you the URL of a message board most of that cast lurks about...*grin* meanwhile I will try to see if I can get the lyrics. It may take a bit as I can't access it from w*rk |
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25 Jul 01 - 04:04 PM (#514495) Subject: Lyr Add: THE FARTING LASS - Parting Glass parody From: MMario THE FARTING LASS (Frank Dixon) (to the tune of "The Parting Glass") Of all the sweethearts e'er I had The fairest was sweet Shirley Wood For when other lasses would not be bad You were always certain that she surely would She had a really big (boom boom) And quite a nice set of (boom boom) And other parts that inspire romance But one night she showed me her tragic flaw A flaw that you'd call flatulence Well we ate all day for the food was free And that night we made love as we often would Then I struck a match for I wished to see What it was in her room that did not smell good The mattress was blown (boom boom) Right through the floor (boom boom) And I was blown right through the door Thus ends the tale of the Farting Lass For alas, her farting little tail's no more (Hold for ovation, wipe away tear) |
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25 Jul 01 - 04:06 PM (#514496) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: tasteless Parting Glass parody From: MMario I have enjoyed Frank's twisted renditions of many a tune over the years.... |
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25 Jul 01 - 04:12 PM (#514500) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: tasteless Parting Glass parody From: Jacob B Thanks, MMario. Frank Dixon was playing the role of Friar Tuck (and a lovely job he did of it too.) Now I know that the performer of the song was also its perpetrator. |
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25 Jul 01 - 04:21 PM (#514505) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: tasteless Parting Glass parody From: MMario why don't you tell him yourself? click link to get to the new england rennie forum |