26 Jul 01 - 05:14 PM (#515282) Subject: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Dunc I have just been told that if I were to become a gigolo, the way I should choose my 'professional' name should be as follows: Take your middle name as your first name and the name of your street / road as your last name. I would be taking to the streets under the name of Alexander Admiralty......How about you? |
26 Jul 01 - 05:16 PM (#515286) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Amergin Isaac Tenthstreet does not have much of a ring to it.... |
26 Jul 01 - 05:23 PM (#515291) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Liz the Squeak Mary Boundary... scary. I heard it first as being your first pets' name, which would make me Pippin Boundary, which is a bit better.... LTS |
26 Jul 01 - 05:27 PM (#515297) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: iRiShBaBe well, if it was the street one i would be Martina Laurel and if its the pets one it would be sparkles laurel! donno which 1 makes me shudder more! |
26 Jul 01 - 05:27 PM (#515298) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Dunc If you happen not to have a middle name - I guess you could use your pets name. If you have no middle name and no pet - I guess you'd better find some other profession. |
26 Jul 01 - 05:48 PM (#515313) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: InOBU Jeeze, mine works TOO well, but keep the middle name secret fellow catters, don't like, post it on the web... hmmmm... We have all these great middle names in my family, Norman, Vehan, what do I get stuck with? Victor! But, then again, what a Giggalo name, Victor St. Marks! Cheers, Larry |
26 Jul 01 - 05:57 PM (#515323) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: wysiwyg Where's the old thread on this? It was a riot! ~Susan |
26 Jul 01 - 06:00 PM (#515329) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: SharonA Elizabeth York. Boring. And Chester York is worse! The name of the street I grew up on is far more – um – prostitutional: Stuckert. SharonA |
26 Jul 01 - 06:32 PM (#515350) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Kim C The pet name is better, as that would make me Lucky Dover. However, my belly dancing name is Safira Yasmeen. Take your pick. |
26 Jul 01 - 06:41 PM (#515359) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: katlaughing Louise Beech or, Kelpie Beech Lovee Beech LOL!! |
26 Jul 01 - 06:45 PM (#515362) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,artbrooks@work My street doesn't have a name, so I guess I'm just Chase. |
26 Jul 01 - 06:48 PM (#515365) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Gareth Charles Commercial Mmmm ! how apt ! Gareth |
26 Jul 01 - 06:51 PM (#515369) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: wysiwyg No I think it was street and pet name.... Leonidas Elk Run. Little Ruby Hoobie Doobie 660. ~S~ |
26 Jul 01 - 06:54 PM (#515374) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Midchuck Arnold Villagegreen? Nahhhh... Willie Villagegreen? Waylon Villagegreen? Koshka Villagegreen? Waylon probably makes the most sense... Peter. |
26 Jul 01 - 06:57 PM (#515377) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Gareth Would Alexander Admiralty be known as the Sailors Friend ? Gareth |
26 Jul 01 - 07:09 PM (#515383) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Jimmy C I would be Patrick Mansfield - not too bad I suppose. |
26 Jul 01 - 07:28 PM (#515404) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Burke Wel...my street address is not really the road I live on. The road I live on is more like a long driveway. But the house I live in has a name. Ellen College Hill (mailing address) nah Ellen Loop (the driveway) Ellen Fancher (house name) Ellen Campus (the road Loop runds into)
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26 Jul 01 - 07:35 PM (#515410) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Margo To the fourth poster above: but do your Laurels sparkle? Mine would be Eve Eighth Court. Miss Eighth Court, Miss Eve Eighth Court to the white courtesy telephone... Hahaha |
26 Jul 01 - 07:37 PM (#515413) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Jeanie Alison Knight's Way - special services to those with a suit-of-armour fetish, which could possibly prove rather difficult (though there have been one or two songs on this subject, as I recall). Have I really nothing better to do at half past midnight on a Thursday night than write this nonsense? Sadly, no. |
26 Jul 01 - 08:36 PM (#515444) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: DancingMom Lynn Walker. Missy Walker. Hmmm. |
26 Jul 01 - 08:46 PM (#515453) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: khandu Believe it or not...Ray Studwell!!! khandu |
26 Jul 01 - 09:11 PM (#515468) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Max Here's the Other Thread. |
26 Jul 01 - 09:22 PM (#515473) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: JedMarum Steven Longvista? |
26 Jul 01 - 09:27 PM (#515476) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: catspaw49 Do yourselves a favor and go back and read the thread that Max linked......It is truly a riot!!!! Spaw |
26 Jul 01 - 09:33 PM (#515481) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: RangerSteve Scott County Route 523. I guess I'll just keep my law enforcement job. And, since I like you people, I'll just look the other way when you're working in my neighborhood. |
26 Jul 01 - 09:35 PM (#515483) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: rangeroger Clyde Waw shington |
26 Jul 01 - 09:38 PM (#515486) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: rangeroger Hit the wrong button. Clyde Washington or Shredder Washington. I think I prefer the latter. rr |
26 Jul 01 - 09:49 PM (#515498) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Bert Lewis Baron |
26 Jul 01 - 10:00 PM (#515514) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,guinnesschik(durn, where's my cookie?) Elizabeth Fifteenth. Sounds queenly. Now, if I follow the other formula, it's Buffy Hardrock. Now I'm laughing! Himself would either Daniel Fifteenth or *lol* Samson Larch!
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26 Jul 01 - 11:38 PM (#515585) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,Susan from California Annabelle Hawthorn |
26 Jul 01 - 11:46 PM (#515594) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: MMario Going with the pets name take your pick: Pedro Esperanza Dusty Esperanza Magic Esperanza Desert Esperanza Storm Esperanza or Doubloon, Ghost, Checkers |
27 Jul 01 - 12:18 AM (#515625) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Melani Pet's name--would you belive Honey Maple? |
27 Jul 01 - 12:49 AM (#515634) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Chip2447 Middle name works much better for me...Arthur Zee... Pet name makes me Tiny Zee...I think I should find another gig. |
27 Jul 01 - 01:03 AM (#515638) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Rick Fielding What it is mah man! Lesley Kingston at yore service...and ah DO mean service! Since heather does not have a middle name she'd have to use the cat's moniker.... Katie Kingston. Hmmmm not bad. |
27 Jul 01 - 01:11 AM (#515643) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: bobbi I have no middle name.. But my kitten's name is "Luscious" and I live on "Split" av. Go figure! Guess I should change occupations. |
27 Jul 01 - 01:17 AM (#515646) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: bobbi My brother is even in worse shape... is middle name is "Ben" and he lives on "Dover!" |
27 Jul 01 - 03:50 AM (#515714) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Martin Fernbank? Doesn't sound like a gigolo, more a guy at the golf club who wants you to make a dodgy investment. RtS(nearest I'll ever get to a golf club!) |
27 Jul 01 - 04:20 AM (#515729) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: pavane ? Howard Neath - sounds a bit ordinary |
27 Jul 01 - 04:48 AM (#515736) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Finny Wow! This is freaky! That would actually make me Beverly Hill! ROFLMAO! |
27 Jul 01 - 04:48 AM (#515738) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: bobbi Well Pavane, if I lived on your street, and used my first initial (b for bobbi) I would still have a good go at it.... b Neath... Perhaps I missed my calling. |
27 Jul 01 - 04:59 AM (#515740) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Finny Oh and as for the pets names... Honey Lords El Pounco the Great Lords... I kinda like the first one, but the second is cute... Finny |
27 Jul 01 - 05:00 AM (#515741) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: JohnInKansas Wee-ell, Going by middle name (don't spread it around) and a recent street, I could be Alvin Courtleigh. Has a nice ring to it, but I think I kinda like goin' with the first pet and street then. How about Boots St.Clair? I'm see'n a really cool black outfit, but whaddya think, Leather or Rubber? My bald-headed stepchild says he can get me deal on fur-trimmed handcuffs and a buggy whip at a nearby SexToy shop! John |
27 Jul 01 - 06:04 AM (#515755) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: English Jon Theodore Hobart. Oh dear oh dear. EJ |
27 Jul 01 - 06:16 AM (#515761) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Wolfgang for me it would be Null Wiener, but do you really think that was a good idea if I was a gigolo? Wolfgang |
27 Jul 01 - 06:57 AM (#515775) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: pavane Actually my street has two names, depending which way you look at it. From Neath, it is Pontardawe Road, and from Pontardawe, it is Neath Road. But Howard Pontardawe is even less use. And should bobbi's suggestion be spelled b'Neath with an apostophe? |
27 Jul 01 - 08:20 AM (#515809) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: catspaw49 LOL Wolfgang!!! I think you'd have some "advertizing" problems at least! Forgot to pet up mine under this formula........ Franklin Purvis .....a bit on the foppish side I think. I can see velvet jackets and frilled cuffs and shirtfront............ Spaw |
27 Jul 01 - 08:47 AM (#515824) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: SharonA Hahahaaaaaaa Oh, bobbi! And Wolfgang! IWBROTFHWLBMEWFOT (I would be rolling on the floor howling with laughter but my employer would frown on that!!!) |
27 Jul 01 - 11:51 AM (#515969) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,L. I guess I'd be confused as to what I was with a name like: Ben Wilma L. |
27 Jul 01 - 12:01 PM (#515977) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: LoopySanchez "Saunders Kyser"? or "Tip Kyser" if we use the pet name. (R.I.P., Tip) If we can street names from former residences, I could be "Saunders Lynngate". Maybe I could be an Ivy League Pimp? "I gots ta' git on over to tha Harvard Law lie-berry to pick up mah hoes afta they git done studyin'". An' they betta have mah munny!" |
27 Jul 01 - 12:22 PM (#515998) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: rea ummmm middle name's ragsdale - does no good for anything. but: Middy Alabama Pahws Alabama Cinnamon Alabama Alpha Fairfax just not in the cards, i guess. *grin* |
27 Jul 01 - 02:28 PM (#516139) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: McGrath of Harlow William Heronswood. Or maybe Gavin Heronswood. Quite distinguished really, but not in that line of work I'd say. |
27 Jul 01 - 02:43 PM (#516156) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: SDShad Sprach Catspaw (emphasis mine): "Forgot to pet up mine under this formula........ " Dude, I don't know exactly what it is that this thread...uhm...is doing for ya...but don't you think you might best keep that sort of thing to yourself, mister? Shad, aka "Rival Plum" or "Jacques Center" (as of now) or "Jacques Crawford" (as of next month), depending on which formula I use.... |
27 Jul 01 - 02:48 PM (#516168) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: catspaw49 But petting up your own is sooo satisfying, is it not?
Franklin Purvis |
27 Jul 01 - 02:52 PM (#516172) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Metchosin Aha! Jacquelyn LaBonne! think I could turn a few tricks with that? |
27 Jul 01 - 03:00 PM (#516177) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Metchosin or better yet, Sweet Cheeks LaBonne, I'm sure that would be worth at least a thousand dollars a night. |
27 Jul 01 - 03:09 PM (#516183) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Metchosin or by first pet, first street....Paddy Senanus..hmm |
27 Jul 01 - 03:54 PM (#516225) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,djh Fuzzy Birch or John Eckerson I like Fuzzy Birch, not sure the ladies would waddaya think ladies? |
27 Jul 01 - 04:20 PM (#516250) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: bobbi Ahhhhhhh. The mighty birch... I think the ladies wouldn't mind that it was fuzzy at all! |
27 Jul 01 - 04:22 PM (#516253) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: bobbi Pavane.... b'Neath Pontardawe? I DON'T THINK SO! |
27 Jul 01 - 04:44 PM (#516276) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: The Walrus "Tom Peterborough" (or indeed "Thomas Peterborough" doesn't sound quite right for that line of work and (from pets)if you think I'm going near being "Flossie Peterborough", forget it although "Butch Peterborough" - or would it be better as "Peterboro'" isn't that bad (I suppose, if you count the budgie I could be "Joey Peterborough" but that sounds more like a low level police informant). Regards Walrus
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27 Jul 01 - 05:36 PM (#516314) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: mandomad Kipper Cluntergate.(probably not) |
27 Jul 01 - 06:09 PM (#516332) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: bobbi The Walrus... Joey Peterborough ? Sounds like an aroused kangaroo.. might work! |
27 Jul 01 - 06:18 PM (#516339) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,Frogmore We used to do this about 10 years ago in a bluegrass band I was in. (Really miss that band.) We did NOT connect it to this particular profession, rather an alias we could use when we wanted (had) to. I was Sanders Marlin. Others were: Henry Cordova and Eric Shore. It was fun. If you want a hint, our town is St. Augustine. |
27 Jul 01 - 06:31 PM (#516346) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Don Firth Richard Thirteenth Avenue East |
27 Jul 01 - 07:40 PM (#516393) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Chicken Charlie I don't much care for this recipe (James Fernleaf??) I prefer monickers like "Razor Willy" and "Cadillac Bob." But then I have no taste--Don't use a noter and have been known to flatpick. Impossibly working class, I guess. CC |
27 Jul 01 - 11:00 PM (#516457) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,Frogmore By the way, before my band used this formula for names, we had the freedom to make up anything and my mandolin player was TRAPPER STETSON and I was PALMETTO O'BRIEN. We wore polyester sport coats - pink and lime green. It was a special kind of little Florida fishing village. I guess I've changed the subject....sorry. I wouldn't mind talking about nicknames in general but need someone else to set it up properly. If anyone cares. |
27 Jul 01 - 11:18 PM (#516465) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Oversoul Collins Lincolnway. I'm childfree, unlike Booth, I just shoot blanks! |
28 Jul 01 - 12:22 AM (#516483) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Brendy Joseph Queen ..some things can stay with you all your life... B. |
28 Jul 01 - 12:38 AM (#516490) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,Skivee ... James Walden... Sounds to me like a bad British TV Naturalist. "And now, thanks to fiber-optic photography. we shall examine the alarming mating habits of the North Minke Island Star-nosed Vole , whose enormous curved teeth and sticky tongue are integral to the bizarre courtship mechanics of this appearently unassuming insectovore." Skiv |
28 Jul 01 - 12:43 AM (#516493) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Peg hmm, boring: Kay Line. The drag queen/porn star name, formed with your first et and your street growing up, was much richer possibilities for me: Nellie Du Bois! (or Nellie Perine, since I lived on a corner) If I use the pet instead of the street name now, I have six possibilities, and would probably choose: Kay Trivia, or Kay Blackberry! peg
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31 Jul 01 - 08:10 AM (#518269) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Gervase Simon Piers Queens Gate. Hmm, sounds like a nice boy! |
31 Jul 01 - 08:19 AM (#518273) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: RangerSteve If I can use any street I lived on, I'd go for Scott Nevada. That works. Slightly battered cowboy hat, tight jeans and T-shirt, snakeskin cowboy boots. As soon as I develop some biceps, I'm going for it. |
31 Jul 01 - 09:33 AM (#518322) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Jim Cheydi Jimmy Page. Hmmmm..... |
31 Jul 01 - 09:33 AM (#518323) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Ella who is Sooze erm... tigger tyler or Monty Tyler.... ermmmmmmm |
31 Jul 01 - 01:01 PM (#518442) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,Garydon How is Sir Dean Pillsbury Pets: Buddy, Bina, Libby, Kokamo |
31 Jul 01 - 02:22 PM (#518488) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Dorrie My sisters boyfriends is really funny Justin The Park whereas me and hollys are poo so i wont even bother! dorrie x |
31 Jul 01 - 04:29 PM (#518587) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,White Dove Sorry ladies...Gay by name but not by trade In the street that would make me Gay Main and my pets name would make me Gay Timer.....
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31 Jul 01 - 04:31 PM (#518590) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,White Dove .....that would make my daughter Dawn Timer !!! |
01 Aug 01 - 01:04 PM (#519139) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Kim C Using the formula in the other thread Max referenced above, I'd be Taffy Creekwood. Personally I like Lucky Dover better. I might could also get by with Zenith Britishwoods but I don't know about that one... |
01 Aug 01 - 01:41 PM (#519172) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,shogie not a very prostitutional (is that how u spell it?!) name. Louise Old great eh?! |
01 Aug 01 - 07:13 PM (#519388) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: vectis Theresa Upper. Oo er! Now that could be interesting, couldn't it? |
02 Aug 01 - 03:32 PM (#519879) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Oaklet How about John Sluice. Might tap into the market for colonic irrigation fanatics. |
03 Aug 01 - 03:24 PM (#520606) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Firecat Judging by that rule, I'd end up as Arwen Quarry. Not toooo bad! |
04 Aug 01 - 03:14 AM (#520851) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: lady penelope Try taking the name of your first pet as your first name, but your mothers maiden name as your last name. That makes mine Snowball Burns! TTFN M'Lady P. |
04 Aug 01 - 12:12 PM (#520978) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Firecat On THAT one, I'd be Aspen Jackson! |
05 Aug 01 - 04:31 AM (#521268) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,JTT Barcode Lemon talkin' here, kids, with mah thumbs in mah loops. |
05 Aug 01 - 04:43 AM (#521272) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: mouldy With middle name and street name: Juliette Main. And with the first pet's name and mother's maiden name: Sophie Thompson. Both sound like novelette writers, so I'd rather stay mouldy! Andrea |
05 Aug 01 - 05:38 AM (#521277) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,PCW Jeannie, I wish I'd koown about this interest in metalwork 30 years ago! I'm not sured about being Victor Goose. On the other hand, considering the behaviour of some ladies "of a certain age" at ceilidhs around here it may be accurate. Peter |
05 Aug 01 - 05:53 PM (#521552) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Lee Shore Pet plus Hawaii street address come out Kulikuli Lanihuli. Beats Tiffany. |
05 Aug 01 - 10:22 PM (#521658) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: uncle bill Rufus Baxtershire...sounds more like a pimp. |
06 Aug 01 - 08:43 AM (#521789) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: KitKat Not sure what kind of offers I'd get as 'Paws Curlys Way'. Pat |
06 Aug 01 - 08:45 AM (#521790) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: KitKat My middle name is really dull, so I'll stick with the name of my first pet. Which do you prefer: Paws Curly Way (my present address) or (wait for it) Paws Mount Pleasant (a former residence of mine!). Pat |
06 Aug 01 - 12:53 PM (#521926) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: LR Mole Hmm...depending on time period, it would be Amtrak Stonyfort or Phoenix Soaphouse. Unsavory types, booth. |
06 Aug 01 - 01:09 PM (#521933) Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: brid widder Polly Ryde....or would Ride be better? |