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BS: Jesse Helms

21 Aug 01 - 06:56 PM (#532823)
Subject: Jesse Helms
From: kendall

HOORAY!! he is on his way out!


21 Aug 01 - 06:57 PM (#532824)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: Sorcha

Is he dead yet?


21 Aug 01 - 06:58 PM (#532827)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: kendall

He's been dead from the neck up for years. No, he still breathes, but, he announced that he would not seek re election when his term runs out.


21 Aug 01 - 07:04 PM (#532836)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: Mountain Dog

At long last. A glad farewell to "Senator No"!

I always remember with a great big grin the bumper sticker Helms' campaign put out several elections back. They said, simply: "Run, Jesse, Run". So hundreds of his creative foes snapped them up...in order to plaster them across their front bumpers!


21 Aug 01 - 07:09 PM (#532843)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: Sorcha

Whoooo Haaaa!! Happy Days.......


21 Aug 01 - 07:12 PM (#532846)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: Sorcha

If Helms is not steering, can down the Hatch be far behind? (bad, i know, really bad)


21 Aug 01 - 07:25 PM (#532854)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: Mountain Dog

Time to batten down the Hatch, eh Sorcha?


21 Aug 01 - 08:57 PM (#532893)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: Peter T.

Strom Thurmond, too. God, the U.S. Senate might actually make it into the late 1950s. I hear that colour television is on the way.

yours, Peter T.


21 Aug 01 - 09:05 PM (#532896)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: Mountain Dog

Not if Strom has his heart's desire, Peter...He still sees things strictly in black and white, I'm sorry to say.


21 Aug 01 - 09:25 PM (#532902)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: Bill D

Strom wants to be in the Senate till he's 100....comatose or otherwise


21 Aug 01 - 11:42 PM (#532970)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: DonMeixner

In any case Jesse is gone. Now we can have some real honest and solid representation in Washington. Here comes Oliver North!


22 Aug 01 - 03:33 AM (#533036)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: Lee Shore

Don't put on your party hats just yet, y'all. Those same good Christian people who kept Ol' Jesse in office all those years are still voting. And there's plenty of braindead rightwing yahoos standing in line to take his place in the senate. Oliver North is just one of many.


22 Aug 01 - 08:29 AM (#533137)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: GUEST,chullainn

I've lived in NC all my life and I can tell you this much about Helms: Don't celebrate his political passing until you see the last shovelful of red clay covering his cold, blue body. I won't rejoice until the deadline for reelection is past, because in the past he has always decided that the country simply cannot survive without him and run again despite early rumblings of retirement. I don't care how OLD he is, he really believes we'll all go straight to hell without his hand on the wheel of morality. When he dies I will go straight to the store for a bottle of champagne, and I will toast his passing with a song: "Ding dong, the witch is dead, the wicked witch is dead!"


22 Aug 01 - 09:19 AM (#533164)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: kendall

People like him are the best arguement for term limits.


22 Aug 01 - 02:07 PM (#533372)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: Jim the Bart

If Strom and Jesse are gonna be gone does that mean the Civil War is finally over?


22 Aug 01 - 04:03 PM (#533475)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: DougR

I shall not mourn the fact that Jesse is no longer in the Senate. However, my Liberal friends, I would not get my hopes up too far. Do you suppose the good people who elected and re-elected Jesse to successive terms in the U. S. Senate will likely send a man or woman to replace him that is more to your liking?

I suppose there is always hope.

DougR


22 Aug 01 - 04:53 PM (#533506)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: Dicho (Frank Staplin)

Don't celebrate too quickly. A real, down home born-agin' right wing Christian is sure to run to fill the seat.


22 Aug 01 - 05:10 PM (#533526)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: Little Hawk

...and the war drags on.

- LH


23 Aug 01 - 12:29 AM (#533722)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: DougR

My Lord, L.H., I turn my back and another war starts! Where this time?

DougR


23 Aug 01 - 12:59 PM (#534003)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: kendall

The "good" people? you mean those bible pounding, anal, judgemental, right wing wackos? The ones who couldn't stand to hear the truth about Pat Robertson? I heard that O.J. Simpson is moving to North Carolina because everyone has the same DNA.


23 Aug 01 - 03:03 PM (#534071)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: kendall

Jeez, did I write that?


23 Aug 01 - 03:07 PM (#534073)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: Little Hawk

Does DNA in this case stand for "DamNable Attitude"? :-)

- LH


23 Aug 01 - 05:59 PM (#534163)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: DougR

Funny, Kendall.


23 Aug 01 - 06:54 PM (#534187)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: GUEST,guest,jack

Isn't it great to be associated with folks like Kendall?He's so clever!!


23 Aug 01 - 07:32 PM (#534206)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: kendall

I can also be sarcastic!


23 Aug 01 - 07:33 PM (#534207)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: kendall

I can also be sarcastic!


23 Aug 01 - 07:33 PM (#534210)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: DougR

Twice!


23 Aug 01 - 07:34 PM (#534211)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: kendall

and clumsy


23 Aug 01 - 08:52 PM (#534261)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: GUEST,johntm

interesting debate in the wall street journal today between al hunt, the liberal head of the paper's washington bureau who hates helms, and an outside contributor who disagrees with most of what helms said but arguest that he made possible the acceptance of multiracial politics and acceptance of black advances in the south in the last three decades...


24 Aug 01 - 03:59 AM (#534370)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: Lee Shore

By way of the same logic, I guess one could say that Adolf Hitler gets credit for the founding of the state of Israel.


24 Aug 01 - 07:10 AM (#534396)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: kendall

dont you just love such convoluted logic? Remindes me of Archie Bunker.


24 Aug 01 - 08:22 AM (#534416)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: Wolfgang

Just in case you'd like to know how big these news are in Germany: A two column portrait including picture of Helms made page 2 in my nationally distributed newspaper. In case you can read German it is here (link only valid today).

The most often used adjectives in this context were 'erzkonservativ' (ultra-conservative) and 'uncompromising' and the usual comment was 'good for him - and good for us'.

Wolfgang


24 Aug 01 - 01:58 PM (#534564)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: Peter T.

If everyone in a state has similar DNA through interbreeding, is this an argument for or against family values? Just asking....yours, Peter T.


25 Aug 01 - 01:02 PM (#535128)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: DougR

I heard that Jesse Jackson is going to establish residence in North Carolina and run for the Senate seat. Supposedly he has announced that things in Washington won't be the same without someone named Jesse in that senate seat.

Al Sharpton as president. Jesse Jackson as senator. That's quite a combination, I think.

Seriously though, for those of you who are not satisfied having Al Gore as the standard bearer for the Democratic Party in the next election, Al Sharpton does offer an alternative.

Oops. Creep.

DougR


25 Aug 01 - 02:54 PM (#535165)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: Gareth

Any chance of the Republican's nominating Ian Douglas Smith for the seat ? Or is he to right wing for thier taste.

Gareth


25 Aug 01 - 03:34 PM (#535180)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesse Helms
From: DougR

The most likely Republican candidate will be Elizabeth Dole, I think.

DougR